"UnnamedNew Threat"is justanotherEldraziHighlyAnticipatedSLD sellsoutJacegetsamnesiaLoot isirrelevant,but showsup anywayA new UBcard "breakscommander"Nointerestingcharactersreturn to thestoryStock Upbanned inStandardGarruk isteased on acard, butdoesn'tcome backA spoiledcard killsStandardNicol Bolasnevermentionedagain afterDragonstormStory endsunsatisfactorilySomehow,YawgmothreturnedPeople confuse"Mind Stone"and "The MindStone": MindStone bannedSomehow,Urza alsoreturnedReality ShiftMakes UBcanon lore,somehowSliverlore?A majorcharacter fromBloomburrowgetshumanized, is atwinkVivi stillunbannedinstandardDuskmournhas noimpactOko andKellanbondingmomentStar Trek isthe highestselling setof all timeFleem"anything"Niko showsup again,has noimpact(again)Thanos isthe newlore bigbad"UnnamedNew Threat"is justanotherEldraziHighlyAnticipatedSLD sellsoutJacegetsamnesiaLoot isirrelevant,but showsup anywayA new UBcard "breakscommander"Nointerestingcharactersreturn to thestoryStock Upbanned inStandardGarruk isteased on acard, butdoesn'tcome backA spoiledcard killsStandardNicol Bolasnevermentionedagain afterDragonstormStory endsunsatisfactorilySomehow,YawgmothreturnedPeople confuse"Mind Stone"and "The MindStone": MindStone bannedSomehow,Urza alsoreturnedReality ShiftMakes UBcanon lore,somehowSliverlore?A majorcharacter fromBloomburrowgetshumanized, is atwinkVivi stillunbannedinstandardDuskmournhas noimpactOko andKellanbondingmomentStar Trek isthe highestselling setof all timeFleem"anything"Niko showsup again,has noimpact(again)Thanos isthe newlore bigbad

Aeryn's Cynical Squares 2026 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Unnamed New Threat" is just another Eldrazi
  2. Highly Anticipated SLD sells out
  3. Jace gets amnesia
  4. Loot is irrelevant, but shows up anyway
  5. A new UB card "breaks commander"
  6. No interesting characters return to the story
  7. Stock Up banned in Standard
  8. Garruk is teased on a card, but doesn't come back
  9. A spoiled card kills Standard
  10. Nicol Bolas never mentioned again after Dragonstorm
  11. Story ends unsatisfactorily
  12. Somehow, Yawgmoth returned
  13. People confuse "Mind Stone" and "The Mind Stone": Mind Stone banned
  14. Somehow, Urza also returned
  15. Reality Shift Makes UB canon lore, somehow
  16. Sliver lore?
  17. A major character from Bloomburrow gets humanized, is a twink
  18. Vivi still unbanned in standard
  19. Duskmourn has no impact
  20. Oko and Kellan bonding moment
  21. Star Trek is the highest selling set of all time
  22. Fleem "anything"
  23. Niko shows up again, has no impact (again)
  24. Thanos is the new lore big bad