Know more than a medical student Had 3+ cups of caffeine in a shift Was splashed by a bodily fluid Cried "How old are you?" Intubate a patient Asked when you'll become a doctor Commuted 1.5+ hours one way Had car troubles Call in sick when you aren't Broke the sterile field Worked a night shift Had to do the ol' DRE Got a parking ticket Was offered a job on the spot Email Patty Get bit or spit on Worked more than 60 hours in a week Helped in a code Performed CPR Showed up before 5 am Close a laceration Got sick on peds rotation Get hit on Know more than a medical student Had 3+ cups of caffeine in a shift Was splashed by a bodily fluid Cried "How old are you?" Intubate a patient Asked when you'll become a doctor Commuted 1.5+ hours one way Had car troubles Call in sick when you aren't Broke the sterile field Worked a night shift Had to do the ol' DRE Got a parking ticket Was offered a job on the spot Email Patty Get bit or spit on Worked more than 60 hours in a week Helped in a code Performed CPR Showed up before 5 am Close a laceration Got sick on peds rotation Get hit on
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Know more than a medical student
Had 3+ cups of caffeine in a shift
Was splashed by a bodily fluid
Cried
"How old are you?"
Intubate a patient
Asked when you'll become a doctor
Commuted 1.5+ hours one way
Had car troubles
Call in sick when you aren't
Broke the sterile field
Worked a night shift
Had to do the ol' DRE
Got a parking ticket
Was offered a job on the spot
Email Patty
Get bit or spit on
Worked more than 60 hours in a week
Helped in a code
Performed CPR
Showed up before 5 am
Close a laceration
Got sick on peds rotation
Get hit on
