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DENNIS "STORIES" OR "TOO BAD, SO SAD" - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. SIL & BIL SURGERIES AT SAMETIME
  2. DOG HAD PANCREATITIS
  3. STABBED HIMSELF WITH A SCREWDRIVER!
  4. APPOINTMENT WITH ORTHOPEDIC DOCTOR
  5. DEATH IN THE FAMILY
  6. DETOUR DUE TO ROAD CLOSURES
  7. GOT A HAIRCUT BY HIS COUSIN
  8. HAD TO RUN HOME FOR APPLIANCE DELIVERY
  9. DRIVE NIECE TO WORK
  10. LEFT HIS JACKET AT A RESTAURANT
  11. HAD TO RUN HOME TO LET SPRINKLER GUY IN
  12. FORGOT HIS WALLET AT HOME
  13. TRAFFIC ON SUNRISE BACKED UP 35 MINUTES
  14. STUCK IN TRAFFIC
  15. DOG WAS DEHYDRATED
  16. DOG RAN OUT OF VETS INTO BUSY STREET
  17. HIS STORIES NEED WARNINGS
  18. DROVE SOMEONE TO AIRPORT
  19. GOT SICK AT ANNUAL HAMPTONS TRIP WITH COLLEGE BUDDIES
  20. GRAVEL WAS COMING OFF THE BACK OF A TRUCK
  21. DEATH IN A FRIEND'S FAMILY
  22. DOGS NEEDED SHOTS AT VET
  23. APPOINTMENT WITH UROLOGIST
  24. COULD NOT TALK TO GUY WHO DID STONEWORK AT HIS HOUSE
  25. HAD TO RUN HOME TO LANDSCAPER IN
  26. WHILE AT VET DOOR CAUGHT HIS PANTS POCKET & RIPPED IT
  27. HAD PAIN FROM KIDNEY STONES
  28. HAD TO RUN HOME TO LET EXTERMINATOR IN
  29. FORGOT HIS PHONE AT HOME
  30. DOG GOT LYME DISEASE
  31. WENT TO HUNTINGTON FOR TIRES
  32. TAILGATE OF A PICK UP OPENED & FURNITURE FELL OFF!
  33. HIS GRANDMA PASSED AT 52 BUT SHE LOOKED LIKE 85 TO HIM!
  34. DOG GOT SICK LAST NIGHT