The world isso perfect forhumans, itMUST beGod's work!Obviously, thespeed of lighthas decreasedover time,because shutup.I don'tunderstandyour argument,so it must befalse.Whataboutpolystratefossils?Second Law ofThermodynamicsDarwinismis areligion!Marxismwas basedonDarwinism!Mutationscan only loseinformation!(whateverthat is)Radiometricdating isutterlyinaccurate!Fossilswere laiddown in thegreat flood.The evils ofSocialDarwinism showthat Darwinismis evil andtherefore wrong.Show ustheTransitionalForms!PiltdownMan"EVILution"or"DEVILution"TheBIBLEsays..."HitlerbelievedinEvolution"Most Americans areChristians/creationists,therefore the Bible isright.Haeckel'sdiagrams ofembryos werewrong, soEVOLUTION ISALL A FRAUD.Things arebad rightnow, and it'sall Darwin'sfault!Darwin wasan Atheist,therefore hewasWRONG!Without Godand the Bible totell you what isright and wrongthere can be nomorality.IntelligentDesign isSCIENCE,too!Lots of mythsmention a GreatFlood, thereforeOUR version ofthat myth mustbe true.Microevolution,yes.Macroevolution,NO!The world isso perfect forhumans, itMUST beGod's work!Obviously, thespeed of lighthas decreasedover time,because shutup.I don'tunderstandyour argument,so it must befalse.Whataboutpolystratefossils?Second Law ofThermodynamicsDarwinismis areligion!Marxismwas basedonDarwinism!Mutationscan only loseinformation!(whateverthat is)Radiometricdating isutterlyinaccurate!Fossilswere laiddown in thegreat flood.The evils ofSocialDarwinism showthat Darwinismis evil andtherefore wrong.Show ustheTransitionalForms!PiltdownMan"EVILution"or"DEVILution"TheBIBLEsays..."HitlerbelievedinEvolution"Most Americans areChristians/creationists,therefore the Bible isright.Haeckel'sdiagrams ofembryos werewrong, soEVOLUTION ISALL A FRAUD.Things arebad rightnow, and it'sall Darwin'sfault!Darwin wasan Atheist,therefore hewasWRONG!Without Godand the Bible totell you what isright and wrongthere can be nomorality.IntelligentDesign isSCIENCE,too!Lots of mythsmention a GreatFlood, thereforeOUR version ofthat myth mustbe true.Microevolution,yes.Macroevolution,NO!

Creationist Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. The world is so perfect for humans, it MUST be God's work!
  2. Obviously, the speed of light has decreased over time, because shut up.
  3. I don't understand your argument, so it must be false.
  4. What about polystrate fossils?
  5. Second Law of Thermodynamics
  6. Darwinism is a religion!
  7. Marxism was based on Darwinism!
  8. Mutations can only lose information! (whatever that is)
  9. Radiometric dating is utterly inaccurate!
  10. Fossils were laid down in the great flood.
  11. The evils of Social Darwinism show that Darwinism is evil and therefore wrong.
  12. Show us the Transitional Forms!
  13. Piltdown Man
  14. "EVILution" or "DEVILution"
  15. The BIBLE says...
  16. "Hitler believed in Evolution"
  17. Most Americans are Christians/creationists, therefore the Bible is right.
  18. Haeckel's diagrams of embryos were wrong, so EVOLUTION IS ALL A FRAUD.
  19. Things are bad right now, and it's all Darwin's fault!
  20. Darwin was an Atheist, therefore he was WRONG!
  21. Without God and the Bible to tell you what is right and wrong there can be no morality.
  22. Intelligent Design is SCIENCE, too!
  23. Lots of myths mention a Great Flood, therefore OUR version of that myth must be true.
  24. Microevolution, yes. Macroevolution, NO!