He was nevergenuinelyfriends with theother Slytherinboys.Harry describeshim uglier thanhe is, but he’sstill not asupermodelHe’s averageheight whenslouching, buttaller when hestands up fullystraight.He can readsocial cuesjust fine. Hejust doesn’tcareLooked just likehis mom as akid, but startedlooking a bitmore like hisfather over timeDrank wine andwhatnot, butnever lethimself actuallyget drunkSnape wasbetter withpotions thanSlughorn by thetime he was infourth yearEileen didcome from apurebloodfamily, but not aprominent oneHe loved Lilyas a friend,but he wasalso in lovewith herUndiagnosed,but fortunatelynondebilitatingOCDHis father wasfoul tempered,but didn’t havea specialloathing formagicHe didn’t havea particularlycloserelationshipwith Lucius orNarcissaCut his haironce, but madeit long againbecause helooked too muchlike TobiasSnape’s notunderweight,but on thelow end ofhealthyA fairy diesevery timesomeonedraws him witha straight noseHe was notDraco’sgodfather. Luciuswouldn’t give thatprivilege to apoor halfblood.He purposelydoesn’tfeminize ormasculinize hisappearanceThe oh solovely mandied anunbotheredvirginHe alwayspreferredclassicalmusic torock musicDoesn’t liketo dress inflattering orshowyclothingHad a verysweet singingvoice, butalmost neversangLowkey likesmugglebornstudents becausethey can actuallyspell and performbasic arithmeticHe inheriteda highalcoholtoleranceEileen wasjust asneglectful asTobias wasabusiveHe was nevergenuinelyfriends with theother Slytherinboys.Harry describeshim uglier thanhe is, but he’sstill not asupermodelHe’s averageheight whenslouching, buttaller when hestands up fullystraight.He can readsocial cuesjust fine. Hejust doesn’tcareLooked just likehis mom as akid, but startedlooking a bitmore like hisfather over timeDrank wine andwhatnot, butnever lethimself actuallyget drunkSnape wasbetter withpotions thanSlughorn by thetime he was infourth yearEileen didcome from apurebloodfamily, but not aprominent oneHe loved Lilyas a friend,but he wasalso in lovewith herUndiagnosed,but fortunatelynondebilitatingOCDHis father wasfoul tempered,but didn’t havea specialloathing formagicHe didn’t havea particularlycloserelationshipwith Lucius orNarcissaCut his haironce, but madeit long againbecause helooked too muchlike TobiasSnape’s notunderweight,but on thelow end ofhealthyA fairy diesevery timesomeonedraws him witha straight noseHe was notDraco’sgodfather. Luciuswouldn’t give thatprivilege to apoor halfblood.He purposelydoesn’tfeminize ormasculinize hisappearanceThe oh solovely mandied anunbotheredvirginHe alwayspreferredclassicalmusic torock musicDoesn’t liketo dress inflattering orshowyclothingHad a verysweet singingvoice, butalmost neversangLowkey likesmugglebornstudents becausethey can actuallyspell and performbasic arithmeticHe inheriteda highalcoholtoleranceEileen wasjust asneglectful asTobias wasabusive

Ollywander’s Snape Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. He was never genuinely friends with the other Slytherin boys.
  2. Harry describes him uglier than he is, but he’s still not a supermodel
  3. He’s average height when slouching, but taller when he stands up fully straight.
  4. He can read social cues just fine. He just doesn’t care
  5. Looked just like his mom as a kid, but started looking a bit more like his father over time
  6. Drank wine and whatnot, but never let himself actually get drunk
  7. Snape was better with potions than Slughorn by the time he was in fourth year
  8. Eileen did come from a pureblood family, but not a prominent one
  9. He loved Lily as a friend, but he was also in love with her
  10. Undiagnosed, but fortunately non debilitating OCD
  11. His father was foul tempered, but didn’t have a special loathing for magic
  12. He didn’t have a particularly close relationship with Lucius or Narcissa
  13. Cut his hair once, but made it long again because he looked too much like Tobias
  14. Snape’s not underweight, but on the low end of healthy
  15. A fairy dies every time someone draws him with a straight nose
  16. He was not Draco’s godfather. Lucius wouldn’t give that privilege to a poor halfblood.
  17. He purposely doesn’t feminize or masculinize his appearance
  18. The oh so lovely man died an unbothered virgin
  19. He always preferred classical music to rock music
  20. Doesn’t like to dress in flattering or showy clothing
  21. Had a very sweet singing voice, but almost never sang
  22. Lowkey likes muggleborn students because they can actually spell and perform basic arithmetic
  23. He inherited a high alcohol tolerance
  24. Eileen was just as neglectful as Tobias was abusive