He purposelydoesn’tfeminize ormasculinize hisappearanceThe oh solovely mandied anunbotheredvirginA fairy diesevery timesomeonedraws him witha straight noseHe was nevergenuinelyfriends with theother Slytherinboys.Snape’s notunderweight,but on thelow end ofhealthyDoesn’t liketo dress inflattering orshowyclothingHe can readsocial cuesjust fine. Hejust doesn’tcareEileen didcome from apurebloodfamily, but not aprominent oneHe’s averageheight whenslouching, buttaller when hestands up fullystraight.Snape wasbetter withpotions thanSlughorn by thetime he was infourth yearHarry describeshim uglier thanhe is, but he’sstill not asupermodelHad a verysweet singingvoice, butalmost neversangLooked just likehis mom as akid, but startedlooking a bitmore like hisfather over timeDrank wine andwhatnot, butnever lethimself actuallyget drunkLowkey likesmugglebornstudents becausethey can actuallyspell and performbasic arithmeticEileen wasjust asneglectful asTobias wasabusiveCut his haironce, but madeit long againbecause helooked too muchlike TobiasHe was notDraco’sgodfather. Luciuswouldn’t give thatprivilege to apoor halfblood.Undiagnosed,but fortunatelynondebilitatingOCDHe loved Lilyas a friend,but he wasalso in lovewith herHis father wasfoul tempered,but didn’t havea specialloathing formagicHe inheriteda highalcoholtoleranceHe didn’t havea particularlycloserelationshipwith Lucius orNarcissaHe alwayspreferredclassicalmusic torock musicHe purposelydoesn’tfeminize ormasculinize hisappearanceThe oh solovely mandied anunbotheredvirginA fairy diesevery timesomeonedraws him witha straight noseHe was nevergenuinelyfriends with theother Slytherinboys.Snape’s notunderweight,but on thelow end ofhealthyDoesn’t liketo dress inflattering orshowyclothingHe can readsocial cuesjust fine. Hejust doesn’tcareEileen didcome from apurebloodfamily, but not aprominent oneHe’s averageheight whenslouching, buttaller when hestands up fullystraight.Snape wasbetter withpotions thanSlughorn by thetime he was infourth yearHarry describeshim uglier thanhe is, but he’sstill not asupermodelHad a verysweet singingvoice, butalmost neversangLooked just likehis mom as akid, but startedlooking a bitmore like hisfather over timeDrank wine andwhatnot, butnever lethimself actuallyget drunkLowkey likesmugglebornstudents becausethey can actuallyspell and performbasic arithmeticEileen wasjust asneglectful asTobias wasabusiveCut his haironce, but madeit long againbecause helooked too muchlike TobiasHe was notDraco’sgodfather. Luciuswouldn’t give thatprivilege to apoor halfblood.Undiagnosed,but fortunatelynondebilitatingOCDHe loved Lilyas a friend,but he wasalso in lovewith herHis father wasfoul tempered,but didn’t havea specialloathing formagicHe inheriteda highalcoholtoleranceHe didn’t havea particularlycloserelationshipwith Lucius orNarcissaHe alwayspreferredclassicalmusic torock music

Ollywander’s Snape Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. He purposely doesn’t feminize or masculinize his appearance
  2. The oh so lovely man died an unbothered virgin
  3. A fairy dies every time someone draws him with a straight nose
  4. He was never genuinely friends with the other Slytherin boys.
  5. Snape’s not underweight, but on the low end of healthy
  6. Doesn’t like to dress in flattering or showy clothing
  7. He can read social cues just fine. He just doesn’t care
  8. Eileen did come from a pureblood family, but not a prominent one
  9. He’s average height when slouching, but taller when he stands up fully straight.
  10. Snape was better with potions than Slughorn by the time he was in fourth year
  11. Harry describes him uglier than he is, but he’s still not a supermodel
  12. Had a very sweet singing voice, but almost never sang
  13. Looked just like his mom as a kid, but started looking a bit more like his father over time
  14. Drank wine and whatnot, but never let himself actually get drunk
  15. Lowkey likes muggleborn students because they can actually spell and perform basic arithmetic
  16. Eileen was just as neglectful as Tobias was abusive
  17. Cut his hair once, but made it long again because he looked too much like Tobias
  18. He was not Draco’s godfather. Lucius wouldn’t give that privilege to a poor halfblood.
  19. Undiagnosed, but fortunately non debilitating OCD
  20. He loved Lily as a friend, but he was also in love with her
  21. His father was foul tempered, but didn’t have a special loathing for magic
  22. He inherited a high alcohol tolerance
  23. He didn’t have a particularly close relationship with Lucius or Narcissa
  24. He always preferred classical music to rock music