He was nevergenuinelyfriends with theother Slytherinboys.He didn’t havea particularlycloserelationshipwith Lucius orNarcissaHe purposelydoesn’tfeminize ormasculinize hisappearanceHe loved Lilyas a friend,but he wasalso in lovewith herHe was notDraco’sgodfather. Luciuswouldn’t give thatprivilege to apoor halfblood.Undiagnosed,but fortunatelynondebilitatingOCDHarry describeshim uglier thanhe is, but he’sstill not asupermodelHe can readsocial cuesjust fine. Hejust doesn’tcareDrank wine andwhatnot, butnever lethimself actuallyget drunkLooked just likehis mom as akid, but startedlooking a bitmore like hisfather over timeEileen didcome from apurebloodfamily, but not aprominent oneLowkey likesmugglebornstudents becausethey can actuallyspell and performbasic arithmeticSnape wasbetter withpotions thanSlughorn by thetime he was infourth yearHad a verysweet singingvoice, butalmost neversangHe alwayspreferredclassicalmusic torock musicCut his haironce, but madeit long againbecause helooked too muchlike TobiasEileen wasjust asneglectful asTobias wasabusiveHe inheriteda highalcoholtoleranceThe oh solovely mandied anunbotheredvirginDoesn’t liketo dress inflattering orshowyclothingHe’s averageheight whenslouching, buttaller when hestands up fullystraight.His father wasfoul tempered,but didn’t havea specialloathing formagicA fairy diesevery timesomeonedraws him witha straight noseSnape’s notunderweight,but on thelow end ofhealthyHe was nevergenuinelyfriends with theother Slytherinboys.He didn’t havea particularlycloserelationshipwith Lucius orNarcissaHe purposelydoesn’tfeminize ormasculinize hisappearanceHe loved Lilyas a friend,but he wasalso in lovewith herHe was notDraco’sgodfather. Luciuswouldn’t give thatprivilege to apoor halfblood.Undiagnosed,but fortunatelynondebilitatingOCDHarry describeshim uglier thanhe is, but he’sstill not asupermodelHe can readsocial cuesjust fine. Hejust doesn’tcareDrank wine andwhatnot, butnever lethimself actuallyget drunkLooked just likehis mom as akid, but startedlooking a bitmore like hisfather over timeEileen didcome from apurebloodfamily, but not aprominent oneLowkey likesmugglebornstudents becausethey can actuallyspell and performbasic arithmeticSnape wasbetter withpotions thanSlughorn by thetime he was infourth yearHad a verysweet singingvoice, butalmost neversangHe alwayspreferredclassicalmusic torock musicCut his haironce, but madeit long againbecause helooked too muchlike TobiasEileen wasjust asneglectful asTobias wasabusiveHe inheriteda highalcoholtoleranceThe oh solovely mandied anunbotheredvirginDoesn’t liketo dress inflattering orshowyclothingHe’s averageheight whenslouching, buttaller when hestands up fullystraight.His father wasfoul tempered,but didn’t havea specialloathing formagicA fairy diesevery timesomeonedraws him witha straight noseSnape’s notunderweight,but on thelow end ofhealthy

Ollywander’s Snape Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. He was never genuinely friends with the other Slytherin boys.
  2. He didn’t have a particularly close relationship with Lucius or Narcissa
  3. He purposely doesn’t feminize or masculinize his appearance
  4. He loved Lily as a friend, but he was also in love with her
  5. He was not Draco’s godfather. Lucius wouldn’t give that privilege to a poor halfblood.
  6. Undiagnosed, but fortunately non debilitating OCD
  7. Harry describes him uglier than he is, but he’s still not a supermodel
  8. He can read social cues just fine. He just doesn’t care
  9. Drank wine and whatnot, but never let himself actually get drunk
  10. Looked just like his mom as a kid, but started looking a bit more like his father over time
  11. Eileen did come from a pureblood family, but not a prominent one
  12. Lowkey likes muggleborn students because they can actually spell and perform basic arithmetic
  13. Snape was better with potions than Slughorn by the time he was in fourth year
  14. Had a very sweet singing voice, but almost never sang
  15. He always preferred classical music to rock music
  16. Cut his hair once, but made it long again because he looked too much like Tobias
  17. Eileen was just as neglectful as Tobias was abusive
  18. He inherited a high alcohol tolerance
  19. The oh so lovely man died an unbothered virgin
  20. Doesn’t like to dress in flattering or showy clothing
  21. He’s average height when slouching, but taller when he stands up fully straight.
  22. His father was foul tempered, but didn’t have a special loathing for magic
  23. A fairy dies every time someone draws him with a straight nose
  24. Snape’s not underweight, but on the low end of healthy