A fairy diesevery timesomeonedraws him witha straight noseHe was nevergenuinelyfriends with theother Slytherinboys.Undiagnosed,but fortunatelynondebilitatingOCDHe didn’t havea particularlycloserelationshipwith Lucius orNarcissaHe was notDraco’sgodfather. Luciuswouldn’t give thatprivilege to apoor halfblood.He can readsocial cuesjust fine. Hejust doesn’tcareCut his haironce, but madeit long againbecause helooked too muchlike TobiasSnape wasbetter withpotions thanSlughorn by thetime he was infourth yearLooked just likehis mom as akid, but startedlooking a bitmore like hisfather over timeHarry describeshim uglier thanhe is, but he’sstill not asupermodelHe loved Lilyas a friend,but he wasalso in lovewith herHe purposelydoesn’tfeminize ormasculinize hisappearanceDoesn’t liketo dress inflattering orshowyclothingHe’s averageheight whenslouching, buttaller when hestands up fullystraight.Drank wine andwhatnot, butnever lethimself actuallyget drunkEileen wasjust asneglectful asTobias wasabusiveThe oh solovely mandied anunbotheredvirginHe inheriteda highalcoholtoleranceEileen didcome from apurebloodfamily, but not aprominent oneHad a verysweet singingvoice, butalmost neversangLowkey likesmugglebornstudents becausethey can actuallyspell and performbasic arithmeticHe alwayspreferredclassicalmusic torock musicSnape’s notunderweight,but on thelow end ofhealthyHis father wasfoul tempered,but didn’t havea specialloathing formagicA fairy diesevery timesomeonedraws him witha straight noseHe was nevergenuinelyfriends with theother Slytherinboys.Undiagnosed,but fortunatelynondebilitatingOCDHe didn’t havea particularlycloserelationshipwith Lucius orNarcissaHe was notDraco’sgodfather. Luciuswouldn’t give thatprivilege to apoor halfblood.He can readsocial cuesjust fine. Hejust doesn’tcareCut his haironce, but madeit long againbecause helooked too muchlike TobiasSnape wasbetter withpotions thanSlughorn by thetime he was infourth yearLooked just likehis mom as akid, but startedlooking a bitmore like hisfather over timeHarry describeshim uglier thanhe is, but he’sstill not asupermodelHe loved Lilyas a friend,but he wasalso in lovewith herHe purposelydoesn’tfeminize ormasculinize hisappearanceDoesn’t liketo dress inflattering orshowyclothingHe’s averageheight whenslouching, buttaller when hestands up fullystraight.Drank wine andwhatnot, butnever lethimself actuallyget drunkEileen wasjust asneglectful asTobias wasabusiveThe oh solovely mandied anunbotheredvirginHe inheriteda highalcoholtoleranceEileen didcome from apurebloodfamily, but not aprominent oneHad a verysweet singingvoice, butalmost neversangLowkey likesmugglebornstudents becausethey can actuallyspell and performbasic arithmeticHe alwayspreferredclassicalmusic torock musicSnape’s notunderweight,but on thelow end ofhealthyHis father wasfoul tempered,but didn’t havea specialloathing formagic

Ollywander’s Snape Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. A fairy dies every time someone draws him with a straight nose
  2. He was never genuinely friends with the other Slytherin boys.
  3. Undiagnosed, but fortunately non debilitating OCD
  4. He didn’t have a particularly close relationship with Lucius or Narcissa
  5. He was not Draco’s godfather. Lucius wouldn’t give that privilege to a poor halfblood.
  6. He can read social cues just fine. He just doesn’t care
  7. Cut his hair once, but made it long again because he looked too much like Tobias
  8. Snape was better with potions than Slughorn by the time he was in fourth year
  9. Looked just like his mom as a kid, but started looking a bit more like his father over time
  10. Harry describes him uglier than he is, but he’s still not a supermodel
  11. He loved Lily as a friend, but he was also in love with her
  12. He purposely doesn’t feminize or masculinize his appearance
  13. Doesn’t like to dress in flattering or showy clothing
  14. He’s average height when slouching, but taller when he stands up fully straight.
  15. Drank wine and whatnot, but never let himself actually get drunk
  16. Eileen was just as neglectful as Tobias was abusive
  17. The oh so lovely man died an unbothered virgin
  18. He inherited a high alcohol tolerance
  19. Eileen did come from a pureblood family, but not a prominent one
  20. Had a very sweet singing voice, but almost never sang
  21. Lowkey likes muggleborn students because they can actually spell and perform basic arithmetic
  22. He always preferred classical music to rock music
  23. Snape’s not underweight, but on the low end of healthy
  24. His father was foul tempered, but didn’t have a special loathing for magic