Somehowends up withlessscreentimethan KevEly^ the NSFLspammingis replacedwith NTRStory REALLYdrills in the factthat TB replacedPhainon asdeliverer andworldbearerCyrenestraight upsays sheloves TBNoclosureNo callbacksto sun/moonlove/hateimageryCyrenejoinsAstralExpressNumerousfirst-personPoVScenes withcontextsomehowcringier thanthe marketing...andgaslights usinto thinkingit's a romanticstoryAnother heir(e.g. Cipher)gets shafted infavor of moreTB glaze timePhainondiesCyrene givesTB all thecredit forsavingAmphoreus...Phainonsomehowstill has tosuffer afterdeathCyreneonly flirtswith thegirls (+TB)^ Wait canwe at leastget Welttalking aboutPhainonEven moretrollsharassingthe phairenetagNoOGrenescene withPhainonCyrene killsPhainonand doesn'tshed a tear^ No satisfyingending forFrimmel either(check back ina few years)Very littleCyrene-PhainoninteractionNewRenedoesn'tacknowledgeOGrene'sbond withPhainonAedesElysiae?Neverheard of it^ Phaicherontakes over(honestlywould beentertaining)Somehowends up withlessscreentimethan KevEly^ the NSFLspammingis replacedwith NTRStory REALLYdrills in the factthat TB replacedPhainon asdeliverer andworldbearerCyrenestraight upsays sheloves TBNoclosureNo callbacksto sun/moonlove/hateimageryCyrenejoinsAstralExpressNumerousfirst-personPoVScenes withcontextsomehowcringier thanthe marketing...andgaslights usinto thinkingit's a romanticstoryAnother heir(e.g. Cipher)gets shafted infavor of moreTB glaze timePhainondiesCyrene givesTB all thecredit forsavingAmphoreus...Phainonsomehowstill has tosuffer afterdeathCyreneonly flirtswith thegirls (+TB)^ Wait canwe at leastget Welttalking aboutPhainonEven moretrollsharassingthe phairenetagNoOGrenescene withPhainonCyrene killsPhainonand doesn'tshed a tear^ No satisfyingending forFrimmel either(check back ina few years)Very littleCyrene-PhainoninteractionNewRenedoesn'tacknowledgeOGrene'sbond withPhainonAedesElysiae?Neverheard of it^ Phaicherontakes over(honestlywould beentertaining)

Phairene doomposting bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Somehow ends up with less screentime than KevEly
  2. ^ the NSFL spamming is replaced with NTR
  3. Story REALLY drills in the fact that TB replaced Phainon as deliverer and worldbearer
  4. Cyrene straight up says she loves TB
  5. No closure
  6. No callbacks to sun/moon love/hate imagery
  7. Cyrene joins Astral Express
  8. Numerous first-person PoV
  9. Scenes with context somehow cringier than the marketing
  10. ...and gaslights us into thinking it's a romantic story
  11. Another heir (e.g. Cipher) gets shafted in favor of more TB glaze time
  12. Phainon dies
  13. Cyrene gives TB all the credit for saving Amphoreus...
  14. Phainon somehow still has to suffer after death
  15. Cyrene only flirts with the girls (+TB)
  16. ^ Wait can we at least get Welt talking about Phainon
  17. Even more trolls harassing the phairene tag
  18. No OGrene scene with Phainon
  19. Cyrene kills Phainon and doesn't shed a tear
  20. ^ No satisfying ending for Frimmel either (check back in a few years)
  21. Very little Cyrene-Phainon interaction
  22. NewRene doesn't acknowledge OGrene's bond with Phainon
  23. Aedes Elysiae? Never heard of it
  24. ^ Phaicheron takes over (honestly would be entertaining)