(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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"I have a high pain threshold" ... doesn't
Mysterious bleeping noise
Pt has followed insane advice from social media
Bargaining with clinician over diagnosis and advice
"My friend's a retired nurse, and..."
PT reports a pain score more than 10/10
"I don't like taking pain relief"
Pt family member starts making the consult about themselves
IT system faceplants
No pen, anywhere in the dept
"My GP is useless" (GP is actually useless)
"My GP is useless" (GP has done every possible referral and test)
Shows virtually no pain / injury signs; horrifying fracture that makes you pull 'the face'
Magical healing property of an xray
"So, if it's not broken, why does it hurt?"
Wants a cure for a "HouseMD" level symptom-salad problem in the ED
"I have a high pain threshold" ; Pt shows a stoicism that would shock the gods
"I just need an MRI/CT"
Wants a magic reversal procedure for the consequences of a lifetime of terrible life-choices
Fisherman / farmer with horrifying injury ignored for weeks
Micro-management
"My wife made me come down here..." horrifying injury that makes you pull 'the face'
Mysterious smell in dept
"I went online and..." ; Pt correctly self diagnoses and has the correct treatment plan
