(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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"I have a high pain threshold" ... doesn't
Mysterious bleeping noise
"I have a high pain threshold" ; Pt shows a stoicism that would shock the gods
Bargaining with clinician over diagnosis and advice
Magical healing property of an xray
Micro-management
"My wife made me come down here..." horrifying injury that makes you pull 'the face'
"I just need an MRI/CT"
"My GP is useless" (GP has done every possible referral and test)
"I don't like taking pain relief"
Shows virtually no pain / injury signs; horrifying fracture that makes you pull 'the face'
Mysterious smell in dept
"So, if it's not broken, why does it hurt?"
PT reports a pain score more than 10/10
Pt family member starts making the consult about themselves
Fisherman / farmer with horrifying injury ignored for weeks
"My GP is useless" (GP is actually useless)
Pt has followed insane advice from social media
No pen, anywhere in the dept
"I went online and..." ; Pt correctly self diagnoses and has the correct treatment plan
Wants a magic reversal procedure for the consequences of a lifetime of terrible life-choices
IT system faceplants
"My friend's a retired nurse, and..."
Wants a cure for a "HouseMD" level symptom-salad problem in the ED
