(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Micro-management
"My friend's a retired nurse, and..."
Wants a magic reversal procedure for the consequences of a lifetime of terrible life-choices
"I have a high pain threshold" ... doesn't
"So, if it's not broken, why does it hurt?"
PT reports a pain score more than 10/10
Magical healing property of an xray
No pen, anywhere in the dept
"I just need an MRI/CT"
Mysterious smell in dept
"My GP is useless" (GP has done every possible referral and test)
Fisherman / farmer with horrifying injury ignored for weeks
"I went online and..." ; Pt correctly self diagnoses and has the correct treatment plan
Wants a cure for a "HouseMD" level symptom-salad problem in the ED
Pt family member starts making the consult about themselves
Shows virtually no pain / injury signs; horrifying fracture that makes you pull 'the face'
"My GP is useless" (GP is actually useless)
Bargaining with clinician over diagnosis and advice
IT system faceplants
Mysterious bleeping noise
"My wife made me come down here..." horrifying injury that makes you pull 'the face'
"I have a high pain threshold" ; Pt shows a stoicism that would shock the gods
