(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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No pen, anywhere in the dept
"I don't like taking pain relief"
Shows virtually no pain / injury signs; horrifying fracture that makes you pull 'the face'
"My friend's a retired nurse, and..."
Pt family member starts making the consult about themselves
"So, if it's not broken, why does it hurt?"
Magical healing property of an xray
PT reports a pain score more than 10/10
Fisherman / farmer with horrifying injury ignored for weeks
Mysterious bleeping noise
"I have a high pain threshold" ; Pt shows a stoicism that would shock the gods
"I went online and..." ; Pt correctly self diagnoses and has the correct treatment plan
Wants a magic reversal procedure for the consequences of a lifetime of terrible life-choices
Micro-management
"I have a high pain threshold" ... doesn't
"My GP is useless" (GP has done every possible referral and test)
Mysterious smell in dept
Wants a cure for a "HouseMD" level symptom-salad problem in the ED
"My wife made me come down here..." horrifying injury that makes you pull 'the face'
"I just need an MRI/CT"
"My GP is useless" (GP is actually useless)
IT system faceplants
Pt has followed insane advice from social media
Bargaining with clinician over diagnosis and advice
