(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Pt family member starts making the consult about themselves
"My GP is useless" (GP is actually useless)
"My wife made me come down here..." horrifying injury that makes you pull 'the face'
"I have a high pain threshold" ; Pt shows a stoicism that would shock the gods
Wants a magic reversal procedure for the consequences of a lifetime of terrible life-choices
"I just need an MRI/CT"
"I went online and..." ; Pt correctly self diagnoses and has the correct treatment plan
Bargaining with clinician over diagnosis and advice
Pt has followed insane advice from social media
"So, if it's not broken, why does it hurt?"
"My GP is useless" (GP has done every possible referral and test)
Wants a cure for a "HouseMD" level symptom-salad problem in the ED
Fisherman / farmer with horrifying injury ignored for weeks
"I have a high pain threshold" ... doesn't
PT reports a pain score more than 10/10
Magical healing property of an xray
Micro-management
Shows virtually no pain / injury signs; horrifying fracture that makes you pull 'the face'
