(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Shows virtually no pain / injury signs; horrifying fracture that makes you pull 'the face'
"So, if it's not broken, why does it hurt?"
Mysterious bleeping noise
Fisherman / farmer with horrifying injury ignored for weeks
"My GP is useless" (GP is actually useless)
"I don't like taking pain relief"
Wants a magic reversal procedure for the consequences of a lifetime of terrible life-choices
"I have a high pain threshold" ... doesn't
Mysterious smell in dept
"My friend's a retired nurse, and..."
Bargaining with clinician over diagnosis and advice
No pen, anywhere in the dept
PT reports a pain score more than 10/10
"My wife made me come down here..." horrifying injury that makes you pull 'the face'
"I just need an MRI/CT"
Micro-management
IT system faceplants
"I have a high pain threshold" ; Pt shows a stoicism that would shock the gods
Pt has followed insane advice from social media
Wants a cure for a "HouseMD" level symptom-salad problem in the ED
"I went online and..." ; Pt correctly self diagnoses and has the correct treatment plan
Magical healing property of an xray
"My GP is useless" (GP has done every possible referral and test)
Pt family member starts making the consult about themselves
