(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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"So, if it's not broken, why does it hurt?"
Pt has followed insane advice from social media
Wants a cure for a "HouseMD" level symptom-salad problem in the ED
Micro-management
Magical healing property of an xray
Mysterious bleeping noise
"My GP is useless" (GP has done every possible referral and test)
"I went online and..." ; Pt correctly self diagnoses and has the correct treatment plan
"My wife made me come down here..." horrifying injury that makes you pull 'the face'
No pen, anywhere in the dept
Mysterious smell in dept
Pt family member starts making the consult about themselves
PT reports a pain score more than 10/10
"I just need an MRI/CT"
"I don't like taking pain relief"
"My friend's a retired nurse, and..."
"I have a high pain threshold" ; Pt shows a stoicism that would shock the gods
"I have a high pain threshold" ... doesn't
Fisherman / farmer with horrifying injury ignored for weeks
IT system faceplants
Bargaining with clinician over diagnosis and advice
"My GP is useless" (GP is actually useless)
Shows virtually no pain / injury signs; horrifying fracture that makes you pull 'the face'
Wants a magic reversal procedure for the consequences of a lifetime of terrible life-choices
