(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Wants a magic reversal procedure for the consequences of a lifetime of terrible life-choices
"My friend's a retired nurse, and..."
Mysterious bleeping noise
"I don't like taking pain relief"
Bargaining with clinician over diagnosis and advice
Shows virtually no pain / injury signs; horrifying fracture that makes you pull 'the face'
Mysterious smell in dept
"So, if it's not broken, why does it hurt?"
"My GP is useless" (GP has done every possible referral and test)
"I just need an MRI/CT"
Fisherman / farmer with horrifying injury ignored for weeks
Magical healing property of an xray
"I have a high pain threshold" ... doesn't
PT reports a pain score more than 10/10
"I went online and..." ; Pt correctly self diagnoses and has the correct treatment plan
Pt family member starts making the consult about themselves
"My wife made me come down here..." horrifying injury that makes you pull 'the face'
"I have a high pain threshold" ; Pt shows a stoicism that would shock the gods
"My GP is useless" (GP is actually useless)
IT system faceplants
Pt has followed insane advice from social media
Wants a cure for a "HouseMD" level symptom-salad problem in the ED
