(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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IT system faceplants
Pt has followed insane advice from social media
No pen, anywhere in the dept
"I don't like taking pain relief"
"My GP is useless" (GP has done every possible referral and test)
Mysterious bleeping noise
Shows virtually no pain / injury signs; horrifying fracture that makes you pull 'the face'
Magical healing property of an xray
"My GP is useless" (GP is actually useless)
"I have a high pain threshold" ... doesn't
Mysterious smell in dept
"I have a high pain threshold" ; Pt shows a stoicism that would shock the gods
Wants a cure for a "HouseMD" level symptom-salad problem in the ED
Wants a magic reversal procedure for the consequences of a lifetime of terrible life-choices
Pt family member starts making the consult about themselves
PT reports a pain score more than 10/10
"I just need an MRI/CT"
"My wife made me come down here..." horrifying injury that makes you pull 'the face'
"My friend's a retired nurse, and..."
"I went online and..." ; Pt correctly self diagnoses and has the correct treatment plan
Fisherman / farmer with horrifying injury ignored for weeks
Bargaining with clinician over diagnosis and advice
