(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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"I don't like taking pain relief"
"I just need an MRI/CT"
"My wife made me come down here..." horrifying injury that makes you pull 'the face'
Fisherman / farmer with horrifying injury ignored for weeks
Mysterious smell in dept
Wants a magic reversal procedure for the consequences of a lifetime of terrible life-choices
"My friend's a retired nurse, and..."
"I have a high pain threshold" ... doesn't
Mysterious bleeping noise
Micro-management
Shows virtually no pain / injury signs; horrifying fracture that makes you pull 'the face'
"My GP is useless" (GP has done every possible referral and test)
No pen, anywhere in the dept
"My GP is useless" (GP is actually useless)
Magical healing property of an xray
Pt has followed insane advice from social media
IT system faceplants
"I went online and..." ; Pt correctly self diagnoses and has the correct treatment plan
PT reports a pain score more than 10/10
"So, if it's not broken, why does it hurt?"
"I have a high pain threshold" ; Pt shows a stoicism that would shock the gods
Wants a cure for a "HouseMD" level symptom-salad problem in the ED
Pt family member starts making the consult about themselves
Bargaining with clinician over diagnosis and advice
