(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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No pen, anywhere in the dept
"I just need an MRI/CT"
Magical healing property of an xray
"I don't like taking pain relief"
"My friend's a retired nurse, and..."
Fisherman / farmer with horrifying injury ignored for weeks
"I have a high pain threshold" ... doesn't
"So, if it's not broken, why does it hurt?"
"My GP is useless" (GP has done every possible referral and test)
Bargaining with clinician over diagnosis and advice
Pt family member starts making the consult about themselves
PT reports a pain score more than 10/10
Mysterious bleeping noise
"I went online and..." ; Pt correctly self diagnoses and has the correct treatment plan
Shows virtually no pain / injury signs; horrifying fracture that makes you pull 'the face'
"My wife made me come down here..." horrifying injury that makes you pull 'the face'
Pt has followed insane advice from social media
"I have a high pain threshold" ; Pt shows a stoicism that would shock the gods
Wants a magic reversal procedure for the consequences of a lifetime of terrible life-choices
Wants a cure for a "HouseMD" level symptom-salad problem in the ED
