(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Wants a cure for a "HouseMD" level symptom-salad problem in the ED
Wants a magic reversal procedure for the consequences of a lifetime of terrible life-choices
No pen, anywhere in the dept
Mysterious smell in dept
"My GP is useless" (GP has done every possible referral and test)
Micro-management
"I just need an MRI/CT"
Pt family member starts making the consult about themselves
Mysterious bleeping noise
Bargaining with clinician over diagnosis and advice
IT system faceplants
Shows virtually no pain / injury signs; horrifying fracture that makes you pull 'the face'
"I went online and..." ; Pt correctly self diagnoses and has the correct treatment plan
"I have a high pain threshold" ; Pt shows a stoicism that would shock the gods
"My friend's a retired nurse, and..."
"I have a high pain threshold" ... doesn't
PT reports a pain score more than 10/10
"I don't like taking pain relief"
"My wife made me come down here..." horrifying injury that makes you pull 'the face'
Magical healing property of an xray
"So, if it's not broken, why does it hurt?"
Pt has followed insane advice from social media
"My GP is useless" (GP is actually useless)
Fisherman / farmer with horrifying injury ignored for weeks
