(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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"I just need an MRI/CT"
Fisherman / farmer with horrifying injury ignored for weeks
"So, if it's not broken, why does it hurt?"
Mysterious smell in dept
"I don't like taking pain relief"
"My GP is useless" (GP has done every possible referral and test)
No pen, anywhere in the dept
Pt has followed insane advice from social media
Pt family member starts making the consult about themselves
"My GP is useless" (GP is actually useless)
Wants a magic reversal procedure for the consequences of a lifetime of terrible life-choices
"My wife made me come down here..." horrifying injury that makes you pull 'the face'
Bargaining with clinician over diagnosis and advice
"I have a high pain threshold" ... doesn't
Mysterious bleeping noise
Magical healing property of an xray
"I went online and..." ; Pt correctly self diagnoses and has the correct treatment plan
Micro-management
IT system faceplants
"I have a high pain threshold" ; Pt shows a stoicism that would shock the gods
Shows virtually no pain / injury signs; horrifying fracture that makes you pull 'the face'
Wants a cure for a "HouseMD" level symptom-salad problem in the ED
