Having toshow uptouniversityDinner withguests exceptI didn't get topick whatwe're orderingA certainrelative that Ihate asks for aphonecallinstead of a textSomethingalong the linesof "I'm so happyto have adaughter likeyou"Woke uphangoverbecauseI'm meSomethingalong the linesof "you'vegrown up to bea wonderfulwoman""you'll get yourgift laterbecause it'sstill pending inthe post office"Some otherannoyinginconvenience Ihaven'taccounted forhappensRinrin spawnsat the worsttime imaginablewith no warning"It's mycelebrationtoo today""I wishyou to findlove soon"Ex wifeforgot it'smy birthdaytoday"I should'vekilled myself2 years ago"awardDeadnamedby parentsImmediatelyThe "you'dmake a goodwife" jokemade atleast once"I know it's yourbirthday butcan you helpme do XYZaround thehouse"Having toshow uptouniversityDinner withguests exceptI didn't get topick whatwe're orderingA certainrelative that Ihate asks for aphonecallinstead of a textSomethingalong the linesof "I'm so happyto have adaughter likeyou"Woke uphangoverbecauseI'm meSomethingalong the linesof "you'vegrown up to bea wonderfulwoman""you'll get yourgift laterbecause it'sstill pending inthe post office"Some otherannoyinginconvenience Ihaven'taccounted forhappensRinrin spawnsat the worsttime imaginablewith no warning"It's mycelebrationtoo today""I wishyou to findlove soon"Ex wifeforgot it'smy birthdaytoday"I should'vekilled myself2 years ago"awardDeadnamedby parentsImmediatelyThe "you'dmake a goodwife" jokemade atleast once"I know it's yourbirthday butcan you helpme do XYZaround thehouse"

Despair's birthday - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Having to show up to university
  2. Dinner with guests except I didn't get to pick what we're ordering
  3. A certain relative that I hate asks for a phonecall instead of a text
  4. Something along the lines of "I'm so happy to have a daughter like you"
  5. Woke up hangover because I'm me
  6. Something along the lines of "you've grown up to be a wonderful woman"
  7. "you'll get your gift later because it's still pending in the post office"
  8. Some other annoying inconvenience I haven't accounted for happens
  9. Rinrin spawns at the worst time imaginable with no warning
  10. "It's my celebration too today"
  11. "I wish you to find love soon"
  12. Ex wife forgot it's my birthday today
  13. "I should've killed myself 2 years ago" award
  14. Deadnamed by parents Immediately
  15. The "you'd make a good wife" joke made at least once
  16. "I know it's your birthday but can you help me do XYZ around the house"