Dinner withguests exceptI didn't get topick whatwe're orderingHaving toshow uptouniversityWoke uphangoverbecauseI'm meDeadnamedby parentsImmediately"It's mycelebrationtoo today""I wishyou to findlove soon"Rinrin spawnsat the worsttime imaginablewith no warningEx wifeforgot it'smy birthdaytodaySomethingalong the linesof "you'vegrown up to bea wonderfulwoman"Some otherannoyinginconvenience Ihaven'taccounted forhappens"you'll get yourgift laterbecause it'sstill pending inthe post office"Somethingalong the linesof "I'm so happyto have adaughter likeyou""I should'vekilled myself2 years ago"awardThe "you'dmake a goodwife" jokemade atleast onceA certainrelative that Ihate asks for aphonecallinstead of a text"I know it's yourbirthday butcan you helpme do XYZaround thehouse"Dinner withguests exceptI didn't get topick whatwe're orderingHaving toshow uptouniversityWoke uphangoverbecauseI'm meDeadnamedby parentsImmediately"It's mycelebrationtoo today""I wishyou to findlove soon"Rinrin spawnsat the worsttime imaginablewith no warningEx wifeforgot it'smy birthdaytodaySomethingalong the linesof "you'vegrown up to bea wonderfulwoman"Some otherannoyinginconvenience Ihaven'taccounted forhappens"you'll get yourgift laterbecause it'sstill pending inthe post office"Somethingalong the linesof "I'm so happyto have adaughter likeyou""I should'vekilled myself2 years ago"awardThe "you'dmake a goodwife" jokemade atleast onceA certainrelative that Ihate asks for aphonecallinstead of a text"I know it's yourbirthday butcan you helpme do XYZaround thehouse"

Despair's birthday - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Dinner with guests except I didn't get to pick what we're ordering
  2. Having to show up to university
  3. Woke up hangover because I'm me
  4. Deadnamed by parents Immediately
  5. "It's my celebration too today"
  6. "I wish you to find love soon"
  7. Rinrin spawns at the worst time imaginable with no warning
  8. Ex wife forgot it's my birthday today
  9. Something along the lines of "you've grown up to be a wonderful woman"
  10. Some other annoying inconvenience I haven't accounted for happens
  11. "you'll get your gift later because it's still pending in the post office"
  12. Something along the lines of "I'm so happy to have a daughter like you"
  13. "I should've killed myself 2 years ago" award
  14. The "you'd make a good wife" joke made at least once
  15. A certain relative that I hate asks for a phonecall instead of a text
  16. "I know it's your birthday but can you help me do XYZ around the house"