"It's mycelebrationtoo today"Rinrin spawnsat the worsttime imaginablewith no warningDinner withguests exceptI didn't get topick whatwe're orderingHaving toshow uptouniversityDeadnamedby parentsImmediately"I know it's yourbirthday butcan you helpme do XYZaround thehouse""you'll get yourgift laterbecause it'sstill pending inthe post office"Somethingalong the linesof "I'm so happyto have adaughter likeyou""I should'vekilled myself2 years ago"awardSome otherannoyinginconvenience Ihaven'taccounted forhappens"I wishyou to findlove soon"Somethingalong the linesof "you'vegrown up to bea wonderfulwoman"A certainrelative that Ihate asks for aphonecallinstead of a textEx wifeforgot it'smy birthdaytodayThe "you'dmake a goodwife" jokemade atleast onceWoke uphangoverbecauseI'm me"It's mycelebrationtoo today"Rinrin spawnsat the worsttime imaginablewith no warningDinner withguests exceptI didn't get topick whatwe're orderingHaving toshow uptouniversityDeadnamedby parentsImmediately"I know it's yourbirthday butcan you helpme do XYZaround thehouse""you'll get yourgift laterbecause it'sstill pending inthe post office"Somethingalong the linesof "I'm so happyto have adaughter likeyou""I should'vekilled myself2 years ago"awardSome otherannoyinginconvenience Ihaven'taccounted forhappens"I wishyou to findlove soon"Somethingalong the linesof "you'vegrown up to bea wonderfulwoman"A certainrelative that Ihate asks for aphonecallinstead of a textEx wifeforgot it'smy birthdaytodayThe "you'dmake a goodwife" jokemade atleast onceWoke uphangoverbecauseI'm me

Despair's birthday - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "It's my celebration too today"
  2. Rinrin spawns at the worst time imaginable with no warning
  3. Dinner with guests except I didn't get to pick what we're ordering
  4. Having to show up to university
  5. Deadnamed by parents Immediately
  6. "I know it's your birthday but can you help me do XYZ around the house"
  7. "you'll get your gift later because it's still pending in the post office"
  8. Something along the lines of "I'm so happy to have a daughter like you"
  9. "I should've killed myself 2 years ago" award
  10. Some other annoying inconvenience I haven't accounted for happens
  11. "I wish you to find love soon"
  12. Something along the lines of "you've grown up to be a wonderful woman"
  13. A certain relative that I hate asks for a phonecall instead of a text
  14. Ex wife forgot it's my birthday today
  15. The "you'd make a good wife" joke made at least once
  16. Woke up hangover because I'm me