(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Dinner with guests except I didn't get to pick what we're ordering
Having to show up to university
Woke up hangover because I'm me
Deadnamed by parents Immediately
"It's my celebration too today"
"I wish you to find love soon"
Rinrin spawns at the worst time imaginable with no warning
Ex wife forgot it's my birthday today
Something along the lines of "you've grown up to be a wonderful woman"
Some other annoying inconvenience I haven't accounted for happens
"you'll get your gift later because it's still pending in the post office"
Something along the lines of "I'm so happy to have a daughter like you"
"I should've killed myself 2 years ago" award
The "you'd make a good wife" joke made at least once
A certain relative that I hate asks for a phonecall instead of a text
"I know it's your birthday but can you help me do XYZ around the house"