constantcomplaintsof it's too hotor too coldrelativespanks achild who isnot their ownfootballgame onentirelytoo loudsomeonegetsdrunkyourweight ismentionedawkwardsilenceduringdinnerteen withattitude onphoneentire timeentire familygives dirtylooks to newboyfrienddeadbeatrelativeasks you toco-sign loanannualburning ofthe rollsthe inevitable"when areyou going toget married?"questionrelativerepeatedlycalling youthe wrongnamecursingin front ofchildrentoddlerpeeson floorunexpectedtrip to ERdinnerserved latedue to"smokebreaks"someonetelling youhow to raiseyour childrenfist fightoverpoliticssnidecommentsabout pasteventsCreepyrelativewanting akiss goodbyerelativecontinuesto "doubledip"complaintsabout thefoodthe constant"interrupter"or "one-upper"Comment:"You lookreallytired"Comment: "ifyou wouldonly comearound moreoften"toiletbacksupsomeonebreakssomethingyou areasked to fixrelative'sphone orcomputerrelative'sdog vomitsoncarpetconstant"dad"jokesdarkfamilysecretsharedrelativebabytalking topetsomeonetells grossmedicalstoryrelativecallingcurrentspouse byex's nameconstantcomplaintsof it's too hotor too coldrelativespanks achild who isnot their ownfootballgame onentirelytoo loudsomeonegetsdrunkyourweight ismentionedawkwardsilenceduringdinnerteen withattitude onphoneentire timeentire familygives dirtylooks to newboyfrienddeadbeatrelativeasks you toco-sign loanannualburning ofthe rollsthe inevitable"when areyou going toget married?"questionrelativerepeatedlycalling youthe wrongnamecursingin front ofchildrentoddlerpeeson floorunexpectedtrip to ERdinnerserved latedue to"smokebreaks"someonetelling youhow to raiseyour childrenfist fightoverpoliticssnidecommentsabout pasteventsCreepyrelativewanting akiss goodbyerelativecontinuesto "doubledip"complaintsabout thefoodthe constant"interrupter"or "one-upper"Comment:"You lookreallytired"Comment: "ifyou wouldonly comearound moreoften"toiletbacksupsomeonebreakssomethingyou areasked to fixrelative'sphone orcomputerrelative'sdog vomitsoncarpetconstant"dad"jokesdarkfamilysecretsharedrelativebabytalking topetsomeonetells grossmedicalstoryrelativecallingcurrentspouse byex's name

Dysfunctional Family Christmas Fun - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. constant complaints of it's too hot or too cold
  2. relative spanks a child who is not their own
  3. football game on entirely too loud
  4. someone gets drunk
  5. your weight is mentioned
  6. awkward silence during dinner
  7. teen with attitude on phone entire time
  8. entire family gives dirty looks to new boyfriend
  9. deadbeat relative asks you to co-sign loan
  10. annual burning of the rolls
  11. the inevitable "when are you going to get married?" question
  12. relative repeatedly calling you the wrong name
  13. cursing in front of children
  14. toddler pees on floor
  15. unexpected trip to ER
  16. dinner served late due to "smoke breaks"
  17. someone telling you how to raise your children
  18. fist fight over politics
  19. snide comments about past events
  20. Creepy relative wanting a kiss goodbye
  21. relative continues to "double dip"
  22. complaints about the food
  23. the constant "interrupter" or "one-upper"
  24. Comment: "You look really tired"
  25. Comment: "if you would only come around more often"
  26. toilet backs up
  27. someone breaks something
  28. you are asked to fix relative's phone or computer
  29. relative's dog vomits on carpet
  30. constant "dad" jokes
  31. dark family secret shared
  32. relative baby talking to pet
  33. someone tells gross medical story
  34. relative calling current spouse by ex's name