Comment:"You lookreallytired"the inevitable"when areyou going toget married?"questionfootballgame onentirelytoo loudCreepyrelativewanting akiss goodbyedarkfamilysecretsharedfist fightoverpoliticssomeonegetsdrunkyourweight ismentionedComment: "ifyou wouldonly comearound moreoften"someonebreakssomethingrelative'sdog vomitsoncarpetconstantcomplaintsof it's too hotor too coldrelativecontinuesto "doubledip"complaintsabout thefoodsomeonetelling youhow to raiseyour childrenentire familygives dirtylooks to newboyfriendsomeonetells grossmedicalstoryawkwardsilenceduringdinnertoiletbacksuprelativespanks achild who isnot their ownthe constant"interrupter"or "one-upper"constant"dad"jokesrelativerepeatedlycalling youthe wrongnameunexpectedtrip to ERcursingin front ofchildrenannualburning ofthe rollsteen withattitude onphoneentire timerelativecallingcurrentspouse byex's namerelativebabytalking topettoddlerpeeson floorsnidecommentsabout pasteventsyou areasked to fixrelative'sphone orcomputerdinnerserved latedue to"smokebreaks"deadbeatrelativeasks you toco-sign loanComment:"You lookreallytired"the inevitable"when areyou going toget married?"questionfootballgame onentirelytoo loudCreepyrelativewanting akiss goodbyedarkfamilysecretsharedfist fightoverpoliticssomeonegetsdrunkyourweight ismentionedComment: "ifyou wouldonly comearound moreoften"someonebreakssomethingrelative'sdog vomitsoncarpetconstantcomplaintsof it's too hotor too coldrelativecontinuesto "doubledip"complaintsabout thefoodsomeonetelling youhow to raiseyour childrenentire familygives dirtylooks to newboyfriendsomeonetells grossmedicalstoryawkwardsilenceduringdinnertoiletbacksuprelativespanks achild who isnot their ownthe constant"interrupter"or "one-upper"constant"dad"jokesrelativerepeatedlycalling youthe wrongnameunexpectedtrip to ERcursingin front ofchildrenannualburning ofthe rollsteen withattitude onphoneentire timerelativecallingcurrentspouse byex's namerelativebabytalking topettoddlerpeeson floorsnidecommentsabout pasteventsyou areasked to fixrelative'sphone orcomputerdinnerserved latedue to"smokebreaks"deadbeatrelativeasks you toco-sign loan

Dysfunctional Family Christmas Fun - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Comment: "You look really tired"
  2. the inevitable "when are you going to get married?" question
  3. football game on entirely too loud
  4. Creepy relative wanting a kiss goodbye
  5. dark family secret shared
  6. fist fight over politics
  7. someone gets drunk
  8. your weight is mentioned
  9. Comment: "if you would only come around more often"
  10. someone breaks something
  11. relative's dog vomits on carpet
  12. constant complaints of it's too hot or too cold
  13. relative continues to "double dip"
  14. complaints about the food
  15. someone telling you how to raise your children
  16. entire family gives dirty looks to new boyfriend
  17. someone tells gross medical story
  18. awkward silence during dinner
  19. toilet backs up
  20. relative spanks a child who is not their own
  21. the constant "interrupter" or "one-upper"
  22. constant "dad" jokes
  23. relative repeatedly calling you the wrong name
  24. unexpected trip to ER
  25. cursing in front of children
  26. annual burning of the rolls
  27. teen with attitude on phone entire time
  28. relative calling current spouse by ex's name
  29. relative baby talking to pet
  30. toddler pees on floor
  31. snide comments about past events
  32. you are asked to fix relative's phone or computer
  33. dinner served late due to "smoke breaks"
  34. deadbeat relative asks you to co-sign loan