relativebabytalking topetyourweight ismentionedcursingin front ofchildrensomeonetelling youhow to raiseyour childrendarkfamilysecretsharedCreepyrelativewanting akiss goodbyethe inevitable"when areyou going toget married?"questionComment: "ifyou wouldonly comearound moreoften"relativecallingcurrentspouse byex's nameteen withattitude onphoneentire timecomplaintsabout thefoodannualburning ofthe rollsconstantcomplaintsof it's too hotor too coldyou areasked to fixrelative'sphone orcomputerconstant"dad"jokesunexpectedtrip to ERsomeonegetsdrunkrelativerepeatedlycalling youthe wrongnametoiletbacksuptoddlerpeeson floorsomeonetells grossmedicalstoryrelativespanks achild who isnot their ownentire familygives dirtylooks to newboyfrienddeadbeatrelativeasks you toco-sign loanrelative'sdog vomitsoncarpetthe constant"interrupter"or "one-upper"fist fightoverpoliticsComment:"You lookreallytired"snidecommentsabout pasteventsfootballgame onentirelytoo loudsomeonebreakssomethingawkwardsilenceduringdinnerrelativecontinuesto "doubledip"dinnerserved latedue to"smokebreaks"relativebabytalking topetyourweight ismentionedcursingin front ofchildrensomeonetelling youhow to raiseyour childrendarkfamilysecretsharedCreepyrelativewanting akiss goodbyethe inevitable"when areyou going toget married?"questionComment: "ifyou wouldonly comearound moreoften"relativecallingcurrentspouse byex's nameteen withattitude onphoneentire timecomplaintsabout thefoodannualburning ofthe rollsconstantcomplaintsof it's too hotor too coldyou areasked to fixrelative'sphone orcomputerconstant"dad"jokesunexpectedtrip to ERsomeonegetsdrunkrelativerepeatedlycalling youthe wrongnametoiletbacksuptoddlerpeeson floorsomeonetells grossmedicalstoryrelativespanks achild who isnot their ownentire familygives dirtylooks to newboyfrienddeadbeatrelativeasks you toco-sign loanrelative'sdog vomitsoncarpetthe constant"interrupter"or "one-upper"fist fightoverpoliticsComment:"You lookreallytired"snidecommentsabout pasteventsfootballgame onentirelytoo loudsomeonebreakssomethingawkwardsilenceduringdinnerrelativecontinuesto "doubledip"dinnerserved latedue to"smokebreaks"

Dysfunctional Family Christmas Fun - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. relative baby talking to pet
  2. your weight is mentioned
  3. cursing in front of children
  4. someone telling you how to raise your children
  5. dark family secret shared
  6. Creepy relative wanting a kiss goodbye
  7. the inevitable "when are you going to get married?" question
  8. Comment: "if you would only come around more often"
  9. relative calling current spouse by ex's name
  10. teen with attitude on phone entire time
  11. complaints about the food
  12. annual burning of the rolls
  13. constant complaints of it's too hot or too cold
  14. you are asked to fix relative's phone or computer
  15. constant "dad" jokes
  16. unexpected trip to ER
  17. someone gets drunk
  18. relative repeatedly calling you the wrong name
  19. toilet backs up
  20. toddler pees on floor
  21. someone tells gross medical story
  22. relative spanks a child who is not their own
  23. entire family gives dirty looks to new boyfriend
  24. deadbeat relative asks you to co-sign loan
  25. relative's dog vomits on carpet
  26. the constant "interrupter" or "one-upper"
  27. fist fight over politics
  28. Comment: "You look really tired"
  29. snide comments about past events
  30. football game on entirely too loud
  31. someone breaks something
  32. awkward silence during dinner
  33. relative continues to "double dip"
  34. dinner served late due to "smoke breaks"