relative'sdog vomitsoncarpetconstant"dad"jokesconstantcomplaintsof it's too hotor too coldsomeonegetsdrunkyou areasked to fixrelative'sphone orcomputerCreepyrelativewanting akiss goodbyeentire familygives dirtylooks to newboyfriendunexpectedtrip to ERrelativerepeatedlycalling youthe wrongnamesnidecommentsabout pasteventsannualburning ofthe rollstoddlerpeeson floorComment:"You lookreallytired"yourweight ismentionedthe inevitable"when areyou going toget married?"questiondeadbeatrelativeasks you toco-sign loanfist fightoverpoliticsfootballgame onentirelytoo loudComment: "ifyou wouldonly comearound moreoften"darkfamilysecretsharedsomeonebreakssomethingdinnerserved latedue to"smokebreaks"the constant"interrupter"or "one-upper"toiletbacksuprelativebabytalking topetrelativecallingcurrentspouse byex's namecomplaintsabout thefoodawkwardsilenceduringdinnerteen withattitude onphoneentire timesomeonetells grossmedicalstoryrelativespanks achild who isnot their ownsomeonetelling youhow to raiseyour childrenrelativecontinuesto "doubledip"cursingin front ofchildrenrelative'sdog vomitsoncarpetconstant"dad"jokesconstantcomplaintsof it's too hotor too coldsomeonegetsdrunkyou areasked to fixrelative'sphone orcomputerCreepyrelativewanting akiss goodbyeentire familygives dirtylooks to newboyfriendunexpectedtrip to ERrelativerepeatedlycalling youthe wrongnamesnidecommentsabout pasteventsannualburning ofthe rollstoddlerpeeson floorComment:"You lookreallytired"yourweight ismentionedthe inevitable"when areyou going toget married?"questiondeadbeatrelativeasks you toco-sign loanfist fightoverpoliticsfootballgame onentirelytoo loudComment: "ifyou wouldonly comearound moreoften"darkfamilysecretsharedsomeonebreakssomethingdinnerserved latedue to"smokebreaks"the constant"interrupter"or "one-upper"toiletbacksuprelativebabytalking topetrelativecallingcurrentspouse byex's namecomplaintsabout thefoodawkwardsilenceduringdinnerteen withattitude onphoneentire timesomeonetells grossmedicalstoryrelativespanks achild who isnot their ownsomeonetelling youhow to raiseyour childrenrelativecontinuesto "doubledip"cursingin front ofchildren

Dysfunctional Family Christmas Fun - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. relative's dog vomits on carpet
  2. constant "dad" jokes
  3. constant complaints of it's too hot or too cold
  4. someone gets drunk
  5. you are asked to fix relative's phone or computer
  6. Creepy relative wanting a kiss goodbye
  7. entire family gives dirty looks to new boyfriend
  8. unexpected trip to ER
  9. relative repeatedly calling you the wrong name
  10. snide comments about past events
  11. annual burning of the rolls
  12. toddler pees on floor
  13. Comment: "You look really tired"
  14. your weight is mentioned
  15. the inevitable "when are you going to get married?" question
  16. deadbeat relative asks you to co-sign loan
  17. fist fight over politics
  18. football game on entirely too loud
  19. Comment: "if you would only come around more often"
  20. dark family secret shared
  21. someone breaks something
  22. dinner served late due to "smoke breaks"
  23. the constant "interrupter" or "one-upper"
  24. toilet backs up
  25. relative baby talking to pet
  26. relative calling current spouse by ex's name
  27. complaints about the food
  28. awkward silence during dinner
  29. teen with attitude on phone entire time
  30. someone tells gross medical story
  31. relative spanks a child who is not their own
  32. someone telling you how to raise your children
  33. relative continues to "double dip"
  34. cursing in front of children