(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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dinner served late due to "smoke breaks"
the constant "interrupter" or "one-upper"
constant "dad" jokes
relative baby talking to pet
annual burning of the rolls
relative calling current spouse by ex's name
relative spanks a child who is not their own
someone telling you how to raise your children
relative continues to "double dip"
someone gets drunk
teen with attitude on phone entire time
toddler pees on floor
complaints about the food
deadbeat relative asks you to co-sign loan
cursing in front of children
dark family secret shared
unexpected trip to ER
fist fight over politics
Comment: "if you would only come around more often"
relative repeatedly calling you the wrong name
snide comments about past events
entire family gives dirty looks to new boyfriend
someone breaks something
relative's dog vomits
on
carpet
you are asked to fix relative's phone or computer
someone tells gross medical story
your weight is mentioned
toilet backs up
football game on entirely too loud
constant complaints of it's too hot or too cold
the inevitable "when are you going to get married?" question