toddlerpeeson floorrelativespanks achild who isnot their ownComment: "ifyou wouldonly comearound moreoften"someonetells grossmedicalstoryrelativerepeatedlycalling youthe wrongnamethe inevitable"when areyou going toget married?"questionCreepyrelativewanting akiss goodbyedarkfamilysecretsharedcursingin front ofchildrenComment:"You lookreallytired"footballgame onentirelytoo loudrelativebabytalking topetentire familygives dirtylooks to newboyfriendrelativecallingcurrentspouse byex's namerelativecontinuesto "doubledip"constant"dad"jokesunexpectedtrip to ERyou areasked to fixrelative'sphone orcomputerawkwardsilenceduringdinnerannualburning ofthe rollsconstantcomplaintsof it's too hotor too coldsomeonegetsdrunkyourweight ismentioneddinnerserved latedue to"smokebreaks"someonebreakssomethingtoiletbacksupsomeonetelling youhow to raiseyour childrensnidecommentsabout pasteventsthe constant"interrupter"or "one-upper"complaintsabout thefooddeadbeatrelativeasks you toco-sign loanfist fightoverpoliticsrelative'sdog vomitsoncarpetteen withattitude onphoneentire timetoddlerpeeson floorrelativespanks achild who isnot their ownComment: "ifyou wouldonly comearound moreoften"someonetells grossmedicalstoryrelativerepeatedlycalling youthe wrongnamethe inevitable"when areyou going toget married?"questionCreepyrelativewanting akiss goodbyedarkfamilysecretsharedcursingin front ofchildrenComment:"You lookreallytired"footballgame onentirelytoo loudrelativebabytalking topetentire familygives dirtylooks to newboyfriendrelativecallingcurrentspouse byex's namerelativecontinuesto "doubledip"constant"dad"jokesunexpectedtrip to ERyou areasked to fixrelative'sphone orcomputerawkwardsilenceduringdinnerannualburning ofthe rollsconstantcomplaintsof it's too hotor too coldsomeonegetsdrunkyourweight ismentioneddinnerserved latedue to"smokebreaks"someonebreakssomethingtoiletbacksupsomeonetelling youhow to raiseyour childrensnidecommentsabout pasteventsthe constant"interrupter"or "one-upper"complaintsabout thefooddeadbeatrelativeasks you toco-sign loanfist fightoverpoliticsrelative'sdog vomitsoncarpetteen withattitude onphoneentire time

Dysfunctional Family Christmas Fun - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. toddler pees on floor
  2. relative spanks a child who is not their own
  3. Comment: "if you would only come around more often"
  4. someone tells gross medical story
  5. relative repeatedly calling you the wrong name
  6. the inevitable "when are you going to get married?" question
  7. Creepy relative wanting a kiss goodbye
  8. dark family secret shared
  9. cursing in front of children
  10. Comment: "You look really tired"
  11. football game on entirely too loud
  12. relative baby talking to pet
  13. entire family gives dirty looks to new boyfriend
  14. relative calling current spouse by ex's name
  15. relative continues to "double dip"
  16. constant "dad" jokes
  17. unexpected trip to ER
  18. you are asked to fix relative's phone or computer
  19. awkward silence during dinner
  20. annual burning of the rolls
  21. constant complaints of it's too hot or too cold
  22. someone gets drunk
  23. your weight is mentioned
  24. dinner served late due to "smoke breaks"
  25. someone breaks something
  26. toilet backs up
  27. someone telling you how to raise your children
  28. snide comments about past events
  29. the constant "interrupter" or "one-upper"
  30. complaints about the food
  31. deadbeat relative asks you to co-sign loan
  32. fist fight over politics
  33. relative's dog vomits on carpet
  34. teen with attitude on phone entire time