teen withattitude onphoneentire timedeadbeatrelativeasks you toco-sign loansomeonebreakssomethingthe inevitable"when areyou going toget married?"questionrelativecallingcurrentspouse byex's nameComment: "ifyou wouldonly comearound moreoften"the constant"interrupter"or "one-upper"footballgame onentirelytoo loudyourweight ismentioneddarkfamilysecretsharedComment:"You lookreallytired"toddlerpeeson floorCreepyrelativewanting akiss goodbyeawkwardsilenceduringdinnerrelativebabytalking topetsomeonegetsdrunkcomplaintsabout thefooddinnerserved latedue to"smokebreaks"you areasked to fixrelative'sphone orcomputerentire familygives dirtylooks to newboyfriendsomeonetelling youhow to raiseyour childrenfist fightoverpoliticsunexpectedtrip to ERconstantcomplaintsof it's too hotor too coldannualburning ofthe rollscursingin front ofchildrenconstant"dad"jokessomeonetells grossmedicalstoryrelativespanks achild who isnot their owntoiletbacksupsnidecommentsabout pasteventsrelative'sdog vomitsoncarpetrelativecontinuesto "doubledip"relativerepeatedlycalling youthe wrongnameteen withattitude onphoneentire timedeadbeatrelativeasks you toco-sign loansomeonebreakssomethingthe inevitable"when areyou going toget married?"questionrelativecallingcurrentspouse byex's nameComment: "ifyou wouldonly comearound moreoften"the constant"interrupter"or "one-upper"footballgame onentirelytoo loudyourweight ismentioneddarkfamilysecretsharedComment:"You lookreallytired"toddlerpeeson floorCreepyrelativewanting akiss goodbyeawkwardsilenceduringdinnerrelativebabytalking topetsomeonegetsdrunkcomplaintsabout thefooddinnerserved latedue to"smokebreaks"you areasked to fixrelative'sphone orcomputerentire familygives dirtylooks to newboyfriendsomeonetelling youhow to raiseyour childrenfist fightoverpoliticsunexpectedtrip to ERconstantcomplaintsof it's too hotor too coldannualburning ofthe rollscursingin front ofchildrenconstant"dad"jokessomeonetells grossmedicalstoryrelativespanks achild who isnot their owntoiletbacksupsnidecommentsabout pasteventsrelative'sdog vomitsoncarpetrelativecontinuesto "doubledip"relativerepeatedlycalling youthe wrongname

Dysfunctional Family Christmas Fun - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. teen with attitude on phone entire time
  2. deadbeat relative asks you to co-sign loan
  3. someone breaks something
  4. the inevitable "when are you going to get married?" question
  5. relative calling current spouse by ex's name
  6. Comment: "if you would only come around more often"
  7. the constant "interrupter" or "one-upper"
  8. football game on entirely too loud
  9. your weight is mentioned
  10. dark family secret shared
  11. Comment: "You look really tired"
  12. toddler pees on floor
  13. Creepy relative wanting a kiss goodbye
  14. awkward silence during dinner
  15. relative baby talking to pet
  16. someone gets drunk
  17. complaints about the food
  18. dinner served late due to "smoke breaks"
  19. you are asked to fix relative's phone or computer
  20. entire family gives dirty looks to new boyfriend
  21. someone telling you how to raise your children
  22. fist fight over politics
  23. unexpected trip to ER
  24. constant complaints of it's too hot or too cold
  25. annual burning of the rolls
  26. cursing in front of children
  27. constant "dad" jokes
  28. someone tells gross medical story
  29. relative spanks a child who is not their own
  30. toilet backs up
  31. snide comments about past events
  32. relative's dog vomits on carpet
  33. relative continues to "double dip"
  34. relative repeatedly calling you the wrong name