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Dysfunctional Family Christmas Fun - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. dinner served late due to "smoke breaks"
  2. the constant "interrupter" or "one-upper"
  3. constant "dad" jokes
  4. relative baby talking to pet
  5. annual burning of the rolls
  6. relative calling current spouse by ex's name
  7. relative spanks a child who is not their own
  8. someone telling you how to raise your children
  9. relative continues to "double dip"
  10. someone gets drunk
  11. teen with attitude on phone entire time
  12. toddler pees on floor
  13. complaints about the food
  14. deadbeat relative asks you to co-sign loan
  15. cursing in front of children
  16. dark family secret shared
  17. unexpected trip to ER
  18. fist fight over politics
  19. Comment: "if you would only come around more often"
  20. relative repeatedly calling you the wrong name
  21. snide comments about past events
  22. entire family gives dirty looks to new boyfriend
  23. someone breaks something
  24. relative's dog vomits on carpet
  25. you are asked to fix relative's phone or computer
  26. someone tells gross medical story
  27. your weight is mentioned
  28. toilet backs up
  29. football game on entirely too loud
  30. constant complaints of it's too hot or too cold
  31. the inevitable "when are you going to get married?" question
  32. Comment: "You look really tired"
  33. awkward silence during dinner
  34. Creepy relative wanting a kiss goodbye