Comment: "ifyou wouldonly comearound moreoften"constantcomplaintsof it's too hotor too coldcursingin front ofchildrenrelativespanks achild who isnot their ownteen withattitude onphoneentire timethe inevitable"when areyou going toget married?"questionrelativecontinuesto "doubledip"you areasked to fixrelative'sphone orcomputerCreepyrelativewanting akiss goodbyerelative'sdog vomitsoncarpetdarkfamilysecretsharedthe constant"interrupter"or "one-upper"awkwardsilenceduringdinnersomeonebreakssomethingsnidecommentsabout pasteventsunexpectedtrip to ERrelativecallingcurrentspouse byex's namefist fightoverpoliticsrelativebabytalking topetsomeonetells grossmedicalstoryentire familygives dirtylooks to newboyfriendtoiletbacksupcomplaintsabout thefoodrelativerepeatedlycalling youthe wrongnametoddlerpeeson floordinnerserved latedue to"smokebreaks"someonegetsdrunkComment:"You lookreallytired"someonetelling youhow to raiseyour childrendeadbeatrelativeasks you toco-sign loanannualburning ofthe rollsfootballgame onentirelytoo loudconstant"dad"jokesyourweight ismentionedComment: "ifyou wouldonly comearound moreoften"constantcomplaintsof it's too hotor too coldcursingin front ofchildrenrelativespanks achild who isnot their ownteen withattitude onphoneentire timethe inevitable"when areyou going toget married?"questionrelativecontinuesto "doubledip"you areasked to fixrelative'sphone orcomputerCreepyrelativewanting akiss goodbyerelative'sdog vomitsoncarpetdarkfamilysecretsharedthe constant"interrupter"or "one-upper"awkwardsilenceduringdinnersomeonebreakssomethingsnidecommentsabout pasteventsunexpectedtrip to ERrelativecallingcurrentspouse byex's namefist fightoverpoliticsrelativebabytalking topetsomeonetells grossmedicalstoryentire familygives dirtylooks to newboyfriendtoiletbacksupcomplaintsabout thefoodrelativerepeatedlycalling youthe wrongnametoddlerpeeson floordinnerserved latedue to"smokebreaks"someonegetsdrunkComment:"You lookreallytired"someonetelling youhow to raiseyour childrendeadbeatrelativeasks you toco-sign loanannualburning ofthe rollsfootballgame onentirelytoo loudconstant"dad"jokesyourweight ismentioned

Dysfunctional Family Christmas Fun - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Comment: "if you would only come around more often"
  2. constant complaints of it's too hot or too cold
  3. cursing in front of children
  4. relative spanks a child who is not their own
  5. teen with attitude on phone entire time
  6. the inevitable "when are you going to get married?" question
  7. relative continues to "double dip"
  8. you are asked to fix relative's phone or computer
  9. Creepy relative wanting a kiss goodbye
  10. relative's dog vomits on carpet
  11. dark family secret shared
  12. the constant "interrupter" or "one-upper"
  13. awkward silence during dinner
  14. someone breaks something
  15. snide comments about past events
  16. unexpected trip to ER
  17. relative calling current spouse by ex's name
  18. fist fight over politics
  19. relative baby talking to pet
  20. someone tells gross medical story
  21. entire family gives dirty looks to new boyfriend
  22. toilet backs up
  23. complaints about the food
  24. relative repeatedly calling you the wrong name
  25. toddler pees on floor
  26. dinner served late due to "smoke breaks"
  27. someone gets drunk
  28. Comment: "You look really tired"
  29. someone telling you how to raise your children
  30. deadbeat relative asks you to co-sign loan
  31. annual burning of the rolls
  32. football game on entirely too loud
  33. constant "dad" jokes
  34. your weight is mentioned