yourweight ismentionedComment: "ifyou wouldonly comearound moreoften"darkfamilysecretsharedrelativespanks achild who isnot their owndeadbeatrelativeasks you toco-sign loancursingin front ofchildrenrelativebabytalking topetrelativecontinuesto "doubledip"someonetells grossmedicalstorytoiletbacksuprelativerepeatedlycalling youthe wrongnameComment:"You lookreallytired"relativecallingcurrentspouse byex's nameconstantcomplaintsof it's too hotor too coldtoddlerpeeson flooryou areasked to fixrelative'sphone orcomputerawkwardsilenceduringdinnerentire familygives dirtylooks to newboyfriendsnidecommentsabout pasteventsthe constant"interrupter"or "one-upper"complaintsabout thefoodconstant"dad"jokesrelative'sdog vomitsoncarpetfist fightoverpoliticssomeonegetsdrunkteen withattitude onphoneentire timesomeonetelling youhow to raiseyour childrensomeonebreakssomethingunexpectedtrip to ERannualburning ofthe rollsdinnerserved latedue to"smokebreaks"Creepyrelativewanting akiss goodbyefootballgame onentirelytoo loudthe inevitable"when areyou going toget married?"questionyourweight ismentionedComment: "ifyou wouldonly comearound moreoften"darkfamilysecretsharedrelativespanks achild who isnot their owndeadbeatrelativeasks you toco-sign loancursingin front ofchildrenrelativebabytalking topetrelativecontinuesto "doubledip"someonetells grossmedicalstorytoiletbacksuprelativerepeatedlycalling youthe wrongnameComment:"You lookreallytired"relativecallingcurrentspouse byex's nameconstantcomplaintsof it's too hotor too coldtoddlerpeeson flooryou areasked to fixrelative'sphone orcomputerawkwardsilenceduringdinnerentire familygives dirtylooks to newboyfriendsnidecommentsabout pasteventsthe constant"interrupter"or "one-upper"complaintsabout thefoodconstant"dad"jokesrelative'sdog vomitsoncarpetfist fightoverpoliticssomeonegetsdrunkteen withattitude onphoneentire timesomeonetelling youhow to raiseyour childrensomeonebreakssomethingunexpectedtrip to ERannualburning ofthe rollsdinnerserved latedue to"smokebreaks"Creepyrelativewanting akiss goodbyefootballgame onentirelytoo loudthe inevitable"when areyou going toget married?"question

Dysfunctional Family Christmas Fun - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. your weight is mentioned
  2. Comment: "if you would only come around more often"
  3. dark family secret shared
  4. relative spanks a child who is not their own
  5. deadbeat relative asks you to co-sign loan
  6. cursing in front of children
  7. relative baby talking to pet
  8. relative continues to "double dip"
  9. someone tells gross medical story
  10. toilet backs up
  11. relative repeatedly calling you the wrong name
  12. Comment: "You look really tired"
  13. relative calling current spouse by ex's name
  14. constant complaints of it's too hot or too cold
  15. toddler pees on floor
  16. you are asked to fix relative's phone or computer
  17. awkward silence during dinner
  18. entire family gives dirty looks to new boyfriend
  19. snide comments about past events
  20. the constant "interrupter" or "one-upper"
  21. complaints about the food
  22. constant "dad" jokes
  23. relative's dog vomits on carpet
  24. fist fight over politics
  25. someone gets drunk
  26. teen with attitude on phone entire time
  27. someone telling you how to raise your children
  28. someone breaks something
  29. unexpected trip to ER
  30. annual burning of the rolls
  31. dinner served late due to "smoke breaks"
  32. Creepy relative wanting a kiss goodbye
  33. football game on entirely too loud
  34. the inevitable "when are you going to get married?" question