relativerepeatedlycalling youthe wrongnamerelativespanks achild who isnot their ownsomeonebreakssomethingcomplaintsabout thefoodthe constant"interrupter"or "one-upper"Comment: "ifyou wouldonly comearound moreoften"yourweight ismentionedannualburning ofthe rollsfist fightoverpoliticsconstantcomplaintsof it's too hotor too colddinnerserved latedue to"smokebreaks"awkwardsilenceduringdinnersomeonetells grossmedicalstoryentire familygives dirtylooks to newboyfriendrelativebabytalking topetsomeonetelling youhow to raiseyour childrentoiletbacksupcursingin front ofchildrenCreepyrelativewanting akiss goodbyetoddlerpeeson floordarkfamilysecretsharedunexpectedtrip to ERteen withattitude onphoneentire timefootballgame onentirelytoo loudrelativecontinuesto "doubledip"Comment:"You lookreallytired"relative'sdog vomitsoncarpetconstant"dad"jokesrelativecallingcurrentspouse byex's namethe inevitable"when areyou going toget married?"questionyou areasked to fixrelative'sphone orcomputersnidecommentsabout pasteventssomeonegetsdrunkdeadbeatrelativeasks you toco-sign loanrelativerepeatedlycalling youthe wrongnamerelativespanks achild who isnot their ownsomeonebreakssomethingcomplaintsabout thefoodthe constant"interrupter"or "one-upper"Comment: "ifyou wouldonly comearound moreoften"yourweight ismentionedannualburning ofthe rollsfist fightoverpoliticsconstantcomplaintsof it's too hotor too colddinnerserved latedue to"smokebreaks"awkwardsilenceduringdinnersomeonetells grossmedicalstoryentire familygives dirtylooks to newboyfriendrelativebabytalking topetsomeonetelling youhow to raiseyour childrentoiletbacksupcursingin front ofchildrenCreepyrelativewanting akiss goodbyetoddlerpeeson floordarkfamilysecretsharedunexpectedtrip to ERteen withattitude onphoneentire timefootballgame onentirelytoo loudrelativecontinuesto "doubledip"Comment:"You lookreallytired"relative'sdog vomitsoncarpetconstant"dad"jokesrelativecallingcurrentspouse byex's namethe inevitable"when areyou going toget married?"questionyou areasked to fixrelative'sphone orcomputersnidecommentsabout pasteventssomeonegetsdrunkdeadbeatrelativeasks you toco-sign loan

Dysfunctional Family Christmas Fun - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. relative repeatedly calling you the wrong name
  2. relative spanks a child who is not their own
  3. someone breaks something
  4. complaints about the food
  5. the constant "interrupter" or "one-upper"
  6. Comment: "if you would only come around more often"
  7. your weight is mentioned
  8. annual burning of the rolls
  9. fist fight over politics
  10. constant complaints of it's too hot or too cold
  11. dinner served late due to "smoke breaks"
  12. awkward silence during dinner
  13. someone tells gross medical story
  14. entire family gives dirty looks to new boyfriend
  15. relative baby talking to pet
  16. someone telling you how to raise your children
  17. toilet backs up
  18. cursing in front of children
  19. Creepy relative wanting a kiss goodbye
  20. toddler pees on floor
  21. dark family secret shared
  22. unexpected trip to ER
  23. teen with attitude on phone entire time
  24. football game on entirely too loud
  25. relative continues to "double dip"
  26. Comment: "You look really tired"
  27. relative's dog vomits on carpet
  28. constant "dad" jokes
  29. relative calling current spouse by ex's name
  30. the inevitable "when are you going to get married?" question
  31. you are asked to fix relative's phone or computer
  32. snide comments about past events
  33. someone gets drunk
  34. deadbeat relative asks you to co-sign loan