relativecontinuesto "doubledip"entire familygives dirtylooks to newboyfriendthe constant"interrupter"or "one-upper"relativespanks achild who isnot their ownyourweight ismentionedtoiletbacksuprelativerepeatedlycalling youthe wrongnameunexpectedtrip to ERtoddlerpeeson floorteen withattitude onphoneentire timesomeonegetsdrunksomeonebreakssomethingComment: "ifyou wouldonly comearound moreoften"you areasked to fixrelative'sphone orcomputerrelative'sdog vomitsoncarpetfist fightoverpoliticsawkwardsilenceduringdinnersomeonetells grossmedicalstoryconstant"dad"jokesComment:"You lookreallytired"Creepyrelativewanting akiss goodbyerelativecallingcurrentspouse byex's namedarkfamilysecretshareddinnerserved latedue to"smokebreaks"relativebabytalking topetcomplaintsabout thefoodannualburning ofthe rollsthe inevitable"when areyou going toget married?"questioncursingin front ofchildrenconstantcomplaintsof it's too hotor too coldsnidecommentsabout pasteventsdeadbeatrelativeasks you toco-sign loanfootballgame onentirelytoo loudsomeonetelling youhow to raiseyour childrenrelativecontinuesto "doubledip"entire familygives dirtylooks to newboyfriendthe constant"interrupter"or "one-upper"relativespanks achild who isnot their ownyourweight ismentionedtoiletbacksuprelativerepeatedlycalling youthe wrongnameunexpectedtrip to ERtoddlerpeeson floorteen withattitude onphoneentire timesomeonegetsdrunksomeonebreakssomethingComment: "ifyou wouldonly comearound moreoften"you areasked to fixrelative'sphone orcomputerrelative'sdog vomitsoncarpetfist fightoverpoliticsawkwardsilenceduringdinnersomeonetells grossmedicalstoryconstant"dad"jokesComment:"You lookreallytired"Creepyrelativewanting akiss goodbyerelativecallingcurrentspouse byex's namedarkfamilysecretshareddinnerserved latedue to"smokebreaks"relativebabytalking topetcomplaintsabout thefoodannualburning ofthe rollsthe inevitable"when areyou going toget married?"questioncursingin front ofchildrenconstantcomplaintsof it's too hotor too coldsnidecommentsabout pasteventsdeadbeatrelativeasks you toco-sign loanfootballgame onentirelytoo loudsomeonetelling youhow to raiseyour children

Dysfunctional Family Christmas Fun - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. relative continues to "double dip"
  2. entire family gives dirty looks to new boyfriend
  3. the constant "interrupter" or "one-upper"
  4. relative spanks a child who is not their own
  5. your weight is mentioned
  6. toilet backs up
  7. relative repeatedly calling you the wrong name
  8. unexpected trip to ER
  9. toddler pees on floor
  10. teen with attitude on phone entire time
  11. someone gets drunk
  12. someone breaks something
  13. Comment: "if you would only come around more often"
  14. you are asked to fix relative's phone or computer
  15. relative's dog vomits on carpet
  16. fist fight over politics
  17. awkward silence during dinner
  18. someone tells gross medical story
  19. constant "dad" jokes
  20. Comment: "You look really tired"
  21. Creepy relative wanting a kiss goodbye
  22. relative calling current spouse by ex's name
  23. dark family secret shared
  24. dinner served late due to "smoke breaks"
  25. relative baby talking to pet
  26. complaints about the food
  27. annual burning of the rolls
  28. the inevitable "when are you going to get married?" question
  29. cursing in front of children
  30. constant complaints of it's too hot or too cold
  31. snide comments about past events
  32. deadbeat relative asks you to co-sign loan
  33. football game on entirely too loud
  34. someone telling you how to raise your children