awkwardsilenceduringdinnerdarkfamilysecretsharedsnidecommentsabout pasteventsdeadbeatrelativeasks you toco-sign loanrelativerepeatedlycalling youthe wrongnamesomeonegetsdrunksomeonebreakssomethingrelativebabytalking topetconstantcomplaintsof it's too hotor too coldfist fightoverpoliticscursingin front ofchildrenCreepyrelativewanting akiss goodbyesomeonetells grossmedicalstoryfootballgame onentirelytoo louddinnerserved latedue to"smokebreaks"Comment: "ifyou wouldonly comearound moreoften"relativecallingcurrentspouse byex's nameentire familygives dirtylooks to newboyfriendComment:"You lookreallytired"you areasked to fixrelative'sphone orcomputercomplaintsabout thefoodsomeonetelling youhow to raiseyour childrenannualburning ofthe rollsconstant"dad"jokesthe inevitable"when areyou going toget married?"questionunexpectedtrip to ERtoiletbacksupthe constant"interrupter"or "one-upper"yourweight ismentionedteen withattitude onphoneentire timerelative'sdog vomitsoncarpetrelativecontinuesto "doubledip"toddlerpeeson floorrelativespanks achild who isnot their ownawkwardsilenceduringdinnerdarkfamilysecretsharedsnidecommentsabout pasteventsdeadbeatrelativeasks you toco-sign loanrelativerepeatedlycalling youthe wrongnamesomeonegetsdrunksomeonebreakssomethingrelativebabytalking topetconstantcomplaintsof it's too hotor too coldfist fightoverpoliticscursingin front ofchildrenCreepyrelativewanting akiss goodbyesomeonetells grossmedicalstoryfootballgame onentirelytoo louddinnerserved latedue to"smokebreaks"Comment: "ifyou wouldonly comearound moreoften"relativecallingcurrentspouse byex's nameentire familygives dirtylooks to newboyfriendComment:"You lookreallytired"you areasked to fixrelative'sphone orcomputercomplaintsabout thefoodsomeonetelling youhow to raiseyour childrenannualburning ofthe rollsconstant"dad"jokesthe inevitable"when areyou going toget married?"questionunexpectedtrip to ERtoiletbacksupthe constant"interrupter"or "one-upper"yourweight ismentionedteen withattitude onphoneentire timerelative'sdog vomitsoncarpetrelativecontinuesto "doubledip"toddlerpeeson floorrelativespanks achild who isnot their own

Dysfunctional Family Christmas Fun - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. awkward silence during dinner
  2. dark family secret shared
  3. snide comments about past events
  4. deadbeat relative asks you to co-sign loan
  5. relative repeatedly calling you the wrong name
  6. someone gets drunk
  7. someone breaks something
  8. relative baby talking to pet
  9. constant complaints of it's too hot or too cold
  10. fist fight over politics
  11. cursing in front of children
  12. Creepy relative wanting a kiss goodbye
  13. someone tells gross medical story
  14. football game on entirely too loud
  15. dinner served late due to "smoke breaks"
  16. Comment: "if you would only come around more often"
  17. relative calling current spouse by ex's name
  18. entire family gives dirty looks to new boyfriend
  19. Comment: "You look really tired"
  20. you are asked to fix relative's phone or computer
  21. complaints about the food
  22. someone telling you how to raise your children
  23. annual burning of the rolls
  24. constant "dad" jokes
  25. the inevitable "when are you going to get married?" question
  26. unexpected trip to ER
  27. toilet backs up
  28. the constant "interrupter" or "one-upper"
  29. your weight is mentioned
  30. teen with attitude on phone entire time
  31. relative's dog vomits on carpet
  32. relative continues to "double dip"
  33. toddler pees on floor
  34. relative spanks a child who is not their own