someonetelling youhow to raiseyour childrenawkwardsilenceduringdinnerunexpectedtrip to ERfist fightoverpoliticsyourweight ismentionedCreepyrelativewanting akiss goodbyetoiletbacksupdeadbeatrelativeasks you toco-sign loanrelativecallingcurrentspouse byex's nameComment: "ifyou wouldonly comearound moreoften"footballgame onentirelytoo loudrelativebabytalking topetthe inevitable"when areyou going toget married?"questionrelativecontinuesto "doubledip"someonebreakssomethingcursingin front ofchildrenComment:"You lookreallytired"you areasked to fixrelative'sphone orcomputerrelativespanks achild who isnot their ownsomeonegetsdrunkconstantcomplaintsof it's too hotor too coldrelative'sdog vomitsoncarpetsnidecommentsabout pasteventsannualburning ofthe rollstoddlerpeeson floorthe constant"interrupter"or "one-upper"complaintsabout thefoodrelativerepeatedlycalling youthe wrongnamesomeonetells grossmedicalstoryteen withattitude onphoneentire timeentire familygives dirtylooks to newboyfriendconstant"dad"jokesdinnerserved latedue to"smokebreaks"darkfamilysecretsharedsomeonetelling youhow to raiseyour childrenawkwardsilenceduringdinnerunexpectedtrip to ERfist fightoverpoliticsyourweight ismentionedCreepyrelativewanting akiss goodbyetoiletbacksupdeadbeatrelativeasks you toco-sign loanrelativecallingcurrentspouse byex's nameComment: "ifyou wouldonly comearound moreoften"footballgame onentirelytoo loudrelativebabytalking topetthe inevitable"when areyou going toget married?"questionrelativecontinuesto "doubledip"someonebreakssomethingcursingin front ofchildrenComment:"You lookreallytired"you areasked to fixrelative'sphone orcomputerrelativespanks achild who isnot their ownsomeonegetsdrunkconstantcomplaintsof it's too hotor too coldrelative'sdog vomitsoncarpetsnidecommentsabout pasteventsannualburning ofthe rollstoddlerpeeson floorthe constant"interrupter"or "one-upper"complaintsabout thefoodrelativerepeatedlycalling youthe wrongnamesomeonetells grossmedicalstoryteen withattitude onphoneentire timeentire familygives dirtylooks to newboyfriendconstant"dad"jokesdinnerserved latedue to"smokebreaks"darkfamilysecretshared

Dysfunctional Family Christmas Fun - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. someone telling you how to raise your children
  2. awkward silence during dinner
  3. unexpected trip to ER
  4. fist fight over politics
  5. your weight is mentioned
  6. Creepy relative wanting a kiss goodbye
  7. toilet backs up
  8. deadbeat relative asks you to co-sign loan
  9. relative calling current spouse by ex's name
  10. Comment: "if you would only come around more often"
  11. football game on entirely too loud
  12. relative baby talking to pet
  13. the inevitable "when are you going to get married?" question
  14. relative continues to "double dip"
  15. someone breaks something
  16. cursing in front of children
  17. Comment: "You look really tired"
  18. you are asked to fix relative's phone or computer
  19. relative spanks a child who is not their own
  20. someone gets drunk
  21. constant complaints of it's too hot or too cold
  22. relative's dog vomits on carpet
  23. snide comments about past events
  24. annual burning of the rolls
  25. toddler pees on floor
  26. the constant "interrupter" or "one-upper"
  27. complaints about the food
  28. relative repeatedly calling you the wrong name
  29. someone tells gross medical story
  30. teen with attitude on phone entire time
  31. entire family gives dirty looks to new boyfriend
  32. constant "dad" jokes
  33. dinner served late due to "smoke breaks"
  34. dark family secret shared