yourweight ismentionedsomeonetelling youhow to raiseyour childrenawkwardsilenceduringdinnersomeonegetsdrunkteen withattitude onphoneentire timeComment:"You lookreallytired"toiletbacksupcursingin front ofchildrenfootballgame onentirelytoo loudrelativecallingcurrentspouse byex's namedeadbeatrelativeasks you toco-sign loanCreepyrelativewanting akiss goodbyerelativebabytalking topetComment: "ifyou wouldonly comearound moreoften"annualburning ofthe rollsrelative'sdog vomitsoncarpetcomplaintsabout thefoodconstantcomplaintsof it's too hotor too coldrelativerepeatedlycalling youthe wrongnamesomeonetells grossmedicalstorydarkfamilysecretsharedentire familygives dirtylooks to newboyfriendfist fightoverpoliticsyou areasked to fixrelative'sphone orcomputerthe constant"interrupter"or "one-upper"unexpectedtrip to ERrelativespanks achild who isnot their ownthe inevitable"when areyou going toget married?"questiontoddlerpeeson floorconstant"dad"jokesdinnerserved latedue to"smokebreaks"relativecontinuesto "doubledip"someonebreakssomethingsnidecommentsabout pasteventsyourweight ismentionedsomeonetelling youhow to raiseyour childrenawkwardsilenceduringdinnersomeonegetsdrunkteen withattitude onphoneentire timeComment:"You lookreallytired"toiletbacksupcursingin front ofchildrenfootballgame onentirelytoo loudrelativecallingcurrentspouse byex's namedeadbeatrelativeasks you toco-sign loanCreepyrelativewanting akiss goodbyerelativebabytalking topetComment: "ifyou wouldonly comearound moreoften"annualburning ofthe rollsrelative'sdog vomitsoncarpetcomplaintsabout thefoodconstantcomplaintsof it's too hotor too coldrelativerepeatedlycalling youthe wrongnamesomeonetells grossmedicalstorydarkfamilysecretsharedentire familygives dirtylooks to newboyfriendfist fightoverpoliticsyou areasked to fixrelative'sphone orcomputerthe constant"interrupter"or "one-upper"unexpectedtrip to ERrelativespanks achild who isnot their ownthe inevitable"when areyou going toget married?"questiontoddlerpeeson floorconstant"dad"jokesdinnerserved latedue to"smokebreaks"relativecontinuesto "doubledip"someonebreakssomethingsnidecommentsabout pastevents

Dysfunctional Family Christmas Fun - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. your weight is mentioned
  2. someone telling you how to raise your children
  3. awkward silence during dinner
  4. someone gets drunk
  5. teen with attitude on phone entire time
  6. Comment: "You look really tired"
  7. toilet backs up
  8. cursing in front of children
  9. football game on entirely too loud
  10. relative calling current spouse by ex's name
  11. deadbeat relative asks you to co-sign loan
  12. Creepy relative wanting a kiss goodbye
  13. relative baby talking to pet
  14. Comment: "if you would only come around more often"
  15. annual burning of the rolls
  16. relative's dog vomits on carpet
  17. complaints about the food
  18. constant complaints of it's too hot or too cold
  19. relative repeatedly calling you the wrong name
  20. someone tells gross medical story
  21. dark family secret shared
  22. entire family gives dirty looks to new boyfriend
  23. fist fight over politics
  24. you are asked to fix relative's phone or computer
  25. the constant "interrupter" or "one-upper"
  26. unexpected trip to ER
  27. relative spanks a child who is not their own
  28. the inevitable "when are you going to get married?" question
  29. toddler pees on floor
  30. constant "dad" jokes
  31. dinner served late due to "smoke breaks"
  32. relative continues to "double dip"
  33. someone breaks something
  34. snide comments about past events