relativecallingcurrentspouse byex's nameannualburning ofthe rollssnidecommentsabout pasteventsawkwardsilenceduringdinnertoddlerpeeson floorentire familygives dirtylooks to newboyfriendCreepyrelativewanting akiss goodbyerelativespanks achild who isnot their ownComment:"You lookreallytired"someonegetsdrunkyou areasked to fixrelative'sphone orcomputerdeadbeatrelativeasks you toco-sign loancomplaintsabout thefoodconstant"dad"jokesfist fightoverpoliticsfootballgame onentirelytoo loudsomeonetells grossmedicalstoryrelativebabytalking topetunexpectedtrip to ERyourweight ismentionedcursingin front ofchildrendarkfamilysecretsharedrelativecontinuesto "doubledip"Comment: "ifyou wouldonly comearound moreoften"the inevitable"when areyou going toget married?"questionteen withattitude onphoneentire timethe constant"interrupter"or "one-upper"relativerepeatedlycalling youthe wrongnameconstantcomplaintsof it's too hotor too colddinnerserved latedue to"smokebreaks"someonebreakssomethingsomeonetelling youhow to raiseyour childrentoiletbacksuprelative'sdog vomitsoncarpetrelativecallingcurrentspouse byex's nameannualburning ofthe rollssnidecommentsabout pasteventsawkwardsilenceduringdinnertoddlerpeeson floorentire familygives dirtylooks to newboyfriendCreepyrelativewanting akiss goodbyerelativespanks achild who isnot their ownComment:"You lookreallytired"someonegetsdrunkyou areasked to fixrelative'sphone orcomputerdeadbeatrelativeasks you toco-sign loancomplaintsabout thefoodconstant"dad"jokesfist fightoverpoliticsfootballgame onentirelytoo loudsomeonetells grossmedicalstoryrelativebabytalking topetunexpectedtrip to ERyourweight ismentionedcursingin front ofchildrendarkfamilysecretsharedrelativecontinuesto "doubledip"Comment: "ifyou wouldonly comearound moreoften"the inevitable"when areyou going toget married?"questionteen withattitude onphoneentire timethe constant"interrupter"or "one-upper"relativerepeatedlycalling youthe wrongnameconstantcomplaintsof it's too hotor too colddinnerserved latedue to"smokebreaks"someonebreakssomethingsomeonetelling youhow to raiseyour childrentoiletbacksuprelative'sdog vomitsoncarpet

Dysfunctional Family Christmas Fun - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. relative calling current spouse by ex's name
  2. annual burning of the rolls
  3. snide comments about past events
  4. awkward silence during dinner
  5. toddler pees on floor
  6. entire family gives dirty looks to new boyfriend
  7. Creepy relative wanting a kiss goodbye
  8. relative spanks a child who is not their own
  9. Comment: "You look really tired"
  10. someone gets drunk
  11. you are asked to fix relative's phone or computer
  12. deadbeat relative asks you to co-sign loan
  13. complaints about the food
  14. constant "dad" jokes
  15. fist fight over politics
  16. football game on entirely too loud
  17. someone tells gross medical story
  18. relative baby talking to pet
  19. unexpected trip to ER
  20. your weight is mentioned
  21. cursing in front of children
  22. dark family secret shared
  23. relative continues to "double dip"
  24. Comment: "if you would only come around more often"
  25. the inevitable "when are you going to get married?" question
  26. teen with attitude on phone entire time
  27. the constant "interrupter" or "one-upper"
  28. relative repeatedly calling you the wrong name
  29. constant complaints of it's too hot or too cold
  30. dinner served late due to "smoke breaks"
  31. someone breaks something
  32. someone telling you how to raise your children
  33. toilet backs up
  34. relative's dog vomits on carpet