snidecommentsabout pasteventsrelativespanks achild who isnot their owndeadbeatrelativeasks you toco-sign loansomeonetelling youhow to raiseyour childrenComment: "ifyou wouldonly comearound moreoften"someonebreakssomethingsomeonetells grossmedicalstoryfist fightoverpoliticsrelativebabytalking topetrelativecontinuesto "doubledip"you areasked to fixrelative'sphone orcomputercursingin front ofchildrendinnerserved latedue to"smokebreaks"complaintsabout thefoodthe constant"interrupter"or "one-upper"relativecallingcurrentspouse byex's namerelative'sdog vomitsoncarpettoiletbacksupunexpectedtrip to ERawkwardsilenceduringdinnerannualburning ofthe rollsconstant"dad"jokesteen withattitude onphoneentire timeyourweight ismentionedfootballgame onentirelytoo loudCreepyrelativewanting akiss goodbyeComment:"You lookreallytired"constantcomplaintsof it's too hotor too coldrelativerepeatedlycalling youthe wrongnametoddlerpeeson floordarkfamilysecretsharedentire familygives dirtylooks to newboyfriendthe inevitable"when areyou going toget married?"questionsomeonegetsdrunksnidecommentsabout pasteventsrelativespanks achild who isnot their owndeadbeatrelativeasks you toco-sign loansomeonetelling youhow to raiseyour childrenComment: "ifyou wouldonly comearound moreoften"someonebreakssomethingsomeonetells grossmedicalstoryfist fightoverpoliticsrelativebabytalking topetrelativecontinuesto "doubledip"you areasked to fixrelative'sphone orcomputercursingin front ofchildrendinnerserved latedue to"smokebreaks"complaintsabout thefoodthe constant"interrupter"or "one-upper"relativecallingcurrentspouse byex's namerelative'sdog vomitsoncarpettoiletbacksupunexpectedtrip to ERawkwardsilenceduringdinnerannualburning ofthe rollsconstant"dad"jokesteen withattitude onphoneentire timeyourweight ismentionedfootballgame onentirelytoo loudCreepyrelativewanting akiss goodbyeComment:"You lookreallytired"constantcomplaintsof it's too hotor too coldrelativerepeatedlycalling youthe wrongnametoddlerpeeson floordarkfamilysecretsharedentire familygives dirtylooks to newboyfriendthe inevitable"when areyou going toget married?"questionsomeonegetsdrunk

Dysfunctional Family Christmas Fun - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. snide comments about past events
  2. relative spanks a child who is not their own
  3. deadbeat relative asks you to co-sign loan
  4. someone telling you how to raise your children
  5. Comment: "if you would only come around more often"
  6. someone breaks something
  7. someone tells gross medical story
  8. fist fight over politics
  9. relative baby talking to pet
  10. relative continues to "double dip"
  11. you are asked to fix relative's phone or computer
  12. cursing in front of children
  13. dinner served late due to "smoke breaks"
  14. complaints about the food
  15. the constant "interrupter" or "one-upper"
  16. relative calling current spouse by ex's name
  17. relative's dog vomits on carpet
  18. toilet backs up
  19. unexpected trip to ER
  20. awkward silence during dinner
  21. annual burning of the rolls
  22. constant "dad" jokes
  23. teen with attitude on phone entire time
  24. your weight is mentioned
  25. football game on entirely too loud
  26. Creepy relative wanting a kiss goodbye
  27. Comment: "You look really tired"
  28. constant complaints of it's too hot or too cold
  29. relative repeatedly calling you the wrong name
  30. toddler pees on floor
  31. dark family secret shared
  32. entire family gives dirty looks to new boyfriend
  33. the inevitable "when are you going to get married?" question
  34. someone gets drunk