The author isallergic togivingspacecraft anypropellantwhatsoeverConstantaccelerationtrajectories"IsaacNewton isthe deadliestSOB inspace"Melee weaponsfor boardingbecause "Gunsdepressurizespacecraft"Spacecraftcarryhundreds, ifnot thousands,of missilesDramaticallyoverestimatesthe efficacy ofWMDsGlassingplanets fromorbit used inlieu ofinvading themSupposedly"aneutronic"torches withhigh T/WMachinesare moreG-tolerantthan fleshStealth isimpossibleAll spacecrafteither die in 1hit, or areway tootoughPropulsionhascomicallyhigh IspPoint defenseguns are mainway ofdefendingagainst missilesFastinterstellarsub-c travelis impossibleHas "realistic"FTL, authordoesn't knowwhy FTL istime travelHelium-3economyGiantspinalweaponsFails tomentionsensors orelectronicwarfareLasers areundodgeableSpacecraftsize givenin length,not massInspiredmostly byTLW, Halo,Babylon 5 orThe Expanse"Dronesmakemannedfightersobsolete"Multi-directionalmain enginesfor "betteragility""Mechs areimpossible"or "Mechsare totallyrealistic"The author isallergic togivingspacecraft anypropellantwhatsoeverConstantaccelerationtrajectories"IsaacNewton isthe deadliestSOB inspace"Melee weaponsfor boardingbecause "Gunsdepressurizespacecraft"Spacecraftcarryhundreds, ifnot thousands,of missilesDramaticallyoverestimatesthe efficacy ofWMDsGlassingplanets fromorbit used inlieu ofinvading themSupposedly"aneutronic"torches withhigh T/WMachinesare moreG-tolerantthan fleshStealth isimpossibleAll spacecrafteither die in 1hit, or areway tootoughPropulsionhascomicallyhigh IspPoint defenseguns are mainway ofdefendingagainst missilesFastinterstellarsub-c travelis impossibleHas "realistic"FTL, authordoesn't knowwhy FTL istime travelHelium-3economyGiantspinalweaponsFails tomentionsensors orelectronicwarfareLasers areundodgeableSpacecraftsize givenin length,not massInspiredmostly byTLW, Halo,Babylon 5 orThe Expanse"Dronesmakemannedfightersobsolete"Multi-directionalmain enginesfor "betteragility""Mechs areimpossible"or "Mechsare totallyrealistic"

Actually Not Hard Sci-Fi BingoSpacecraft - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. The author is allergic to giving spacecraft any propellant whatsoever
  2. Constant acceleration trajectories
  3. "Isaac Newton is the deadliest SOB in space"
  4. Melee weapons for boarding because "Guns depressurize spacecraft"
  5. Spacecraft carry hundreds, if not thousands, of missiles
  6. Dramatically overestimates the efficacy of WMDs
  7. Glassing planets from orbit used in lieu of invading them
  8. Supposedly "aneutronic" torches with high T/W
  9. Machines are more G-tolerant than flesh
  10. Stealth is impossible
  11. All spacecraft either die in 1 hit, or are way too tough
  12. Propulsion has comically high Isp
  13. Point defense guns are main way of defending against missiles
  14. Fast interstellar sub-c travel is impossible
  15. Has "realistic" FTL, author doesn't know why FTL is time travel
  16. Helium-3 economy
  17. Giant spinal weapons
  18. Fails to mention sensors or electronic warfare
  19. Lasers are undodgeable
  20. Spacecraft size given in length, not mass
  21. Inspired mostly by TLW, Halo, Babylon 5 or The Expanse
  22. "Drones make manned fighters obsolete"
  23. Multi-directional main engines for "better agility"
  24. "Mechs are impossible" or "Mechs are totally realistic"