Lasers areundodgeableMulti-directionalmain enginesfor "betteragility"Fastinterstellarsub-c travelis impossibleHas "realistic"FTL, authordoesn't knowwhy FTL istime travelPropulsionhascomicallyhigh IspSupposedly"aneutronic"torches withhigh T/WSpacecraftcarryhundreds, ifnot thousands,of missilesMelee weaponsfor boardingbecause "Gunsdepressurizespacecraft"Point defenseguns are mainway ofdefendingagainst missilesStealth isimpossibleDramaticallyoverestimatesthe efficacy ofWMDsInspiredmostly byTLW, Halo,Babylon 5 orThe ExpanseHelium-3economy"IsaacNewton isthe deadliestSOB inspace"Fails tomentionsensors orelectronicwarfareGlassingplanets fromorbit used inlieu ofinvading themGiantspinalweaponsAll spacecrafteither die in 1hit, or areway tootoughThe author isallergic togivingspacecraft anypropellantwhatsoeverMachinesare moreG-tolerantthan flesh"Mechs areimpossible"or "Mechsare totallyrealistic"ConstantaccelerationtrajectoriesSpacecraftsize givenin length,not mass"Dronesmakemannedfightersobsolete"Lasers areundodgeableMulti-directionalmain enginesfor "betteragility"Fastinterstellarsub-c travelis impossibleHas "realistic"FTL, authordoesn't knowwhy FTL istime travelPropulsionhascomicallyhigh IspSupposedly"aneutronic"torches withhigh T/WSpacecraftcarryhundreds, ifnot thousands,of missilesMelee weaponsfor boardingbecause "Gunsdepressurizespacecraft"Point defenseguns are mainway ofdefendingagainst missilesStealth isimpossibleDramaticallyoverestimatesthe efficacy ofWMDsInspiredmostly byTLW, Halo,Babylon 5 orThe ExpanseHelium-3economy"IsaacNewton isthe deadliestSOB inspace"Fails tomentionsensors orelectronicwarfareGlassingplanets fromorbit used inlieu ofinvading themGiantspinalweaponsAll spacecrafteither die in 1hit, or areway tootoughThe author isallergic togivingspacecraft anypropellantwhatsoeverMachinesare moreG-tolerantthan flesh"Mechs areimpossible"or "Mechsare totallyrealistic"ConstantaccelerationtrajectoriesSpacecraftsize givenin length,not mass"Dronesmakemannedfightersobsolete"

Actually Not Hard Sci-Fi BingoSpacecraft - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Lasers are undodgeable
  2. Multi-directional main engines for "better agility"
  3. Fast interstellar sub-c travel is impossible
  4. Has "realistic" FTL, author doesn't know why FTL is time travel
  5. Propulsion has comically high Isp
  6. Supposedly "aneutronic" torches with high T/W
  7. Spacecraft carry hundreds, if not thousands, of missiles
  8. Melee weapons for boarding because "Guns depressurize spacecraft"
  9. Point defense guns are main way of defending against missiles
  10. Stealth is impossible
  11. Dramatically overestimates the efficacy of WMDs
  12. Inspired mostly by TLW, Halo, Babylon 5 or The Expanse
  13. Helium-3 economy
  14. "Isaac Newton is the deadliest SOB in space"
  15. Fails to mention sensors or electronic warfare
  16. Glassing planets from orbit used in lieu of invading them
  17. Giant spinal weapons
  18. All spacecraft either die in 1 hit, or are way too tough
  19. The author is allergic to giving spacecraft any propellant whatsoever
  20. Machines are more G-tolerant than flesh
  21. "Mechs are impossible" or "Mechs are totally realistic"
  22. Constant acceleration trajectories
  23. Spacecraft size given in length, not mass
  24. "Drones make manned fighters obsolete"