Stealth isimpossibleMelee weaponsfor boardingbecause "Gunsdepressurizespacecraft"Supposedly"aneutronic"torches withhigh T/W"IsaacNewton isthe deadliestSOB inspace"Lasers areundodgeableFails tomentionsensors orelectronicwarfareConstantaccelerationtrajectoriesThe author isallergic togivingspacecraft anypropellantwhatsoeverFastinterstellarsub-c travelis impossibleMachinesare moreG-tolerantthan fleshAll spacecrafteither die in 1hit, or areway tootoughDramaticallyoverestimatesthe efficacy ofWMDsHelium-3economyPropulsionhascomicallyhigh IspMulti-directionalmain enginesfor "betteragility"Point defenseguns are mainway ofdefendingagainst missilesInspiredmostly byTLW, Halo,Babylon 5 orThe Expanse"Mechs areimpossible"or "Mechsare totallyrealistic"Spacecraftcarryhundreds, ifnot thousands,of missilesSpacecraftsize givenin length,not massGlassingplanets fromorbit used inlieu ofinvading themGiantspinalweapons"Dronesmakemannedfightersobsolete"Has "realistic"FTL, authordoesn't knowwhy FTL istime travelStealth isimpossibleMelee weaponsfor boardingbecause "Gunsdepressurizespacecraft"Supposedly"aneutronic"torches withhigh T/W"IsaacNewton isthe deadliestSOB inspace"Lasers areundodgeableFails tomentionsensors orelectronicwarfareConstantaccelerationtrajectoriesThe author isallergic togivingspacecraft anypropellantwhatsoeverFastinterstellarsub-c travelis impossibleMachinesare moreG-tolerantthan fleshAll spacecrafteither die in 1hit, or areway tootoughDramaticallyoverestimatesthe efficacy ofWMDsHelium-3economyPropulsionhascomicallyhigh IspMulti-directionalmain enginesfor "betteragility"Point defenseguns are mainway ofdefendingagainst missilesInspiredmostly byTLW, Halo,Babylon 5 orThe Expanse"Mechs areimpossible"or "Mechsare totallyrealistic"Spacecraftcarryhundreds, ifnot thousands,of missilesSpacecraftsize givenin length,not massGlassingplanets fromorbit used inlieu ofinvading themGiantspinalweapons"Dronesmakemannedfightersobsolete"Has "realistic"FTL, authordoesn't knowwhy FTL istime travel

Actually Not Hard Sci-Fi BingoSpacecraft - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Stealth is impossible
  2. Melee weapons for boarding because "Guns depressurize spacecraft"
  3. Supposedly "aneutronic" torches with high T/W
  4. "Isaac Newton is the deadliest SOB in space"
  5. Lasers are undodgeable
  6. Fails to mention sensors or electronic warfare
  7. Constant acceleration trajectories
  8. The author is allergic to giving spacecraft any propellant whatsoever
  9. Fast interstellar sub-c travel is impossible
  10. Machines are more G-tolerant than flesh
  11. All spacecraft either die in 1 hit, or are way too tough
  12. Dramatically overestimates the efficacy of WMDs
  13. Helium-3 economy
  14. Propulsion has comically high Isp
  15. Multi-directional main engines for "better agility"
  16. Point defense guns are main way of defending against missiles
  17. Inspired mostly by TLW, Halo, Babylon 5 or The Expanse
  18. "Mechs are impossible" or "Mechs are totally realistic"
  19. Spacecraft carry hundreds, if not thousands, of missiles
  20. Spacecraft size given in length, not mass
  21. Glassing planets from orbit used in lieu of invading them
  22. Giant spinal weapons
  23. "Drones make manned fighters obsolete"
  24. Has "realistic" FTL, author doesn't know why FTL is time travel