Darrenrests hiseyesJoannedisappearsfrom the face ofthe earth for 3hours to wrappresentsThat goddamnclock goes offin the middleof aconversationJoanne'sringer is atmax volumefor more than5 secondsJoanne spendshalf the day atWegmans andstill forgets acriticalingredientJoanne takesawkwardcandids in themiddle of aconversationThesink isleft onDarioplays withhis foodDariowoodchips thesnacksJoanneforgets toturn theoven onCleandishes arestill dirtyDario getsdesserton hishandsJulie,Patti, andAvery goto TargetDarioinsists thatyou eat apaniniJoanne isworriedaboutDarioJoannetakes aphone callduring amealJoannegoes toLeo's DeliDario andJoanneargue inthe kitchenProblemswith thealarmsystemJoannyneeds aXannyPoliticsJeremymagicallyappearsJoannedementiamomentSchrodinger'scoffee podsPaul scoldsPatti formaking afoul jokeTherefrigeratoris left openSomebodysayssomethingwildlyoffensiveDinner is ready30 minutesafter it wassupposed tobeJoanne hasplans or anappointmentDariocriticizesJulie's workscheduleand/or weightJoannetells thenakedLuca storyDarren is askedfor medicaladvice and thenimmediatelydisregardedExpiredfoodDariofallsasleepDarren is askeda question andeither pauses foruncomfortablylong or doesn'tanswer at allThe saladis drowningin balsamicProblemswith thestove ventDarrenrests hiseyesJoannedisappearsfrom the face ofthe earth for 3hours to wrappresentsThat goddamnclock goes offin the middleof aconversationJoanne'sringer is atmax volumefor more than5 secondsJoanne spendshalf the day atWegmans andstill forgets acriticalingredientJoanne takesawkwardcandids in themiddle of aconversationThesink isleft onDarioplays withhis foodDariowoodchips thesnacksJoanneforgets toturn theoven onCleandishes arestill dirtyDario getsdesserton hishandsJulie,Patti, andAvery goto TargetDarioinsists thatyou eat apaniniJoanne isworriedaboutDarioJoannetakes aphone callduring amealJoannegoes toLeo's DeliDario andJoanneargue inthe kitchenProblemswith thealarmsystemJoannyneeds aXannyPoliticsJeremymagicallyappearsJoannedementiamomentSchrodinger'scoffee podsPaul scoldsPatti formaking afoul jokeTherefrigeratoris left openSomebodysayssomethingwildlyoffensiveDinner is ready30 minutesafter it wassupposed tobeJoanne hasplans or anappointmentDariocriticizesJulie's workscheduleand/or weightJoannetells thenakedLuca storyDarren is askedfor medicaladvice and thenimmediatelydisregardedExpiredfoodDariofallsasleepDarren is askeda question andeither pauses foruncomfortablylong or doesn'tanswer at allThe saladis drowningin balsamicProblemswith thestove vent

Di Iulio Family Christmas BINGO 2025 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Darren rests his eyes
  2. Joanne disappears from the face of the earth for 3 hours to wrap presents
  3. That goddamn clock goes off in the middle of a conversation
  4. Joanne's ringer is at max volume for more than 5 seconds
  5. Joanne spends half the day at Wegmans and still forgets a critical ingredient
  6. Joanne takes awkward candids in the middle of a conversation
  7. The sink is left on
  8. Dario plays with his food
  9. Dario wood chips the snacks
  10. Joanne forgets to turn the oven on
  11. Clean dishes are still dirty
  12. Dario gets dessert on his hands
  13. Julie, Patti, and Avery go to Target
  14. Dario insists that you eat a panini
  15. Joanne is worried about Dario
  16. Joanne takes a phone call during a meal
  17. Joanne goes to Leo's Deli
  18. Dario and Joanne argue in the kitchen
  19. Problems with the alarm system
  20. Joanny needs a Xanny
  21. Politics
  22. Jeremy magically appears
  23. Joanne dementia moment
  24. Schrodinger's coffee pods
  25. Paul scolds Patti for making a foul joke
  26. The refrigerator is left open
  27. Somebody says something wildly offensive
  28. Dinner is ready 30 minutes after it was supposed to be
  29. Joanne has plans or an appointment
  30. Dario criticizes Julie's work schedule and/or weight
  31. Joanne tells the naked Luca story
  32. Darren is asked for medical advice and then immediately disregarded
  33. Expired food
  34. Dario falls asleep
  35. Darren is asked a question and either pauses for uncomfortably long or doesn't answer at all
  36. The salad is drowning in balsamic
  37. Problems with the stove vent