Nothing saysChristmaslike coldhard cashThe best way tospreadChristmascheer is singingloud for all tohear.What ifChristmas,he thought,doesn't comefrom a storeSay it once, say ittwice, take achance and rollthe dice. Ridewith the moon inthe dead of night.Fraa-jeel-aay! Itmust beItalian!I think we'regettin'scammed by aKindergartenerAw, that wasfun! Evenweirdos arecute whenthey're babies.MerryChristmas, littlefella. We knowthat you’re inthere, and thatyou’re all alone.Every time abell rings, anangel getshis wings.I pictured Santaturning himselfinto sort of thisbig blob andoozing throughthe heating ventsIt's coldenough tofreeze yourWinnebago!Blast thisChristmasmusic. It’sjoyful andtriumphant.You'llShootYour EyeOutYou want me totake the toys downthe chimney into astrange house, INMYUNDERWEAR?All the greatones leavetheir mark.We’re thewet bandits!God blessus, everyone.That's twice thismonth you'veslipped deadlynightshade intomy tea and runoff.Every time abell rings anangel getshis wings.There's acertain magicthat comesfrom the firstsnowSon of anutcracker!Just a fly inthe ointment,Hans. Themonkey inthe wrench.Why do wehave to go toFlorida?There's noChristmas treesin FloridaYou’re whatthe Frenchcall, ‘lesincompétents'"What'd it feellike, Dad?""It felt likeAmerica'sMost Wanted.The four mainfood groups:candy, candycanes, candycorn and syrup.His heartwas 2sizes toosmallSeeing isbelieving, butsometimes themost real things inthe world are thethings we can’tsee.And on a darkcold night, underfull moonlight,he flies into thefog like a vulturein the sky!Well, isn't that apretty picture,Santa rollingdown the blockin a PANZER!I want myhouse to beseen fromspace!You're skippingChristmas!Isn't thatagainst thelaw?I'm afraid we'rerunning out ofroom. Two of youwill have to sleepon hangers on ahook on the wall.Save theneck forme, Clark!Watch outfor thaticy patch!Santa!!!!!Santa,here?! Iknow him! Iknow him!!Keep thechange,ya filthyanimal.You smelllike beefandcheeseI will honorChristmas inmy heart andtry to keep itall the year.Guys, I’meating junk andwatchingrubbish! Youbetter come outand stop meSeeing isn'tbelieving.Believing isseeing.We're yourworstnightmare.Elves withattitude.Where are yougonna get moresweaters afterthe circus pullsout of town?We've got tofind Jack!There's only365 days leftuntil nextHalloween!Isn't thereanyone whoknows whatChristmas isall about?I don't knowwhat to say, butit's Christmas,and we're all inmisery.You'llshootyour eyeout kid!You think you'redisappointed? Ijust took threemonths ofsurfing lessonsfor zip.When Iwake up, I'mgetting aCAT scan!Buzz,yourgirlfriend.WOOF!Did you hearabout thechurch thatburned down?- Holy smoke!This is myhouse. Ihave todefend it.Put thecookiedown!NOW!Justremember thetrue spirit ofChristmas liesin your heart.God Blessus everyone!4:00,wallow inself-pityCan I refill youreggnog for you?Get you somethingto eat? Drive youout to the middle ofnowhere and leaveyou for dead?Oh,FudgeI don’t wantto spendthe holidaysdead!If it seems toocomplicated, makeit easy on yourself:just send money.How about tensand twentiesThere's NobodyDumb EnoughTo Knock Off AToy Store OnChristmas Eve.Harry? Youwearin'aftershave?"Are we on acoffee break?""We don't drinkcoffee." "Then Iguess thebreak is over!"You guysgive up? Orare youthirsty formore?Now I havea machinegun. Ho HoHoWill you pleasetell Santa thatinstead ofpresents thisyear, I just wantmy family back.And why isthe carpetall wet,Todddddd?Nobody'swalking out onthis fun, oldfashionedfamilyChristmas.MerryChristmasyou filthyanimal.You can messwith a lot ofthings, but youcan't mess withkids onChristmas.He looks likea derangedEasterBunny.The bell stillrings for allwho trulybelieve.Max, helpme, I'mfeeling!Dasher, Dancer,Prancer, Bambi,Dave, you withthe white ear,you... and you!I never thought itwas such a badlittle tree. It’s notbad at all, really.Maybe it justneeds a little love.TripleDogDare YaLook whatyou did,you littlejerk!Mom?This boxismeowing.I suppose it allstarted with the snow.You see, it was avery special kind ofsnow. A snow thatmade the happyhappier, and thegiddy even giddier.Yippee-ki-yay.What if Christmashe thought,doesn't come froma store. What ifChristmas perhapsmeans a little bitmore.The Yule Ball isof course achance for usall to — er —let our hairdown.Isn't itwonderful?I'm goingto jail!"PIGGYPUDDING?""No, no, no.Figgy pudding.It's made withfigs."KEVIN?!!Why, To theNorth Pole, ofcourse! ThisIs the PolarExpressNothing saysChristmaslike coldhard cashThe best way tospreadChristmascheer is singingloud for all tohear.What ifChristmas,he thought,doesn't comefrom a storeSay it once, say ittwice, take achance and rollthe dice. Ridewith the moon inthe dead of night.Fraa-jeel-aay! Itmust beItalian!I think we'regettin'scammed by aKindergartenerAw, that wasfun! Evenweirdos arecute whenthey're babies.MerryChristmas, littlefella. We knowthat you’re inthere, and thatyou’re all alone.Every time abell rings, anangel getshis wings.I pictured Santaturning himselfinto sort of thisbig blob andoozing throughthe heating ventsIt's coldenough tofreeze yourWinnebago!Blast thisChristmasmusic. It’sjoyful andtriumphant.You'llShootYour EyeOutYou want me totake the toys downthe chimney into astrange house, INMYUNDERWEAR?All the greatones leavetheir mark.We’re thewet bandits!God blessus, everyone.That's twice thismonth you'veslipped deadlynightshade intomy tea and runoff.Every time abell rings anangel getshis wings.There's acertain magicthat comesfrom the firstsnowSon of anutcracker!Just a fly inthe ointment,Hans. Themonkey inthe wrench.Why do wehave to go toFlorida?There's noChristmas treesin FloridaYou’re whatthe Frenchcall, ‘lesincompétents'"What'd it feellike, Dad?""It felt likeAmerica'sMost Wanted.The four mainfood groups:candy, candycanes, candycorn and syrup.His heartwas 2sizes toosmallSeeing isbelieving, butsometimes themost real things inthe world are thethings we can’tsee.And on a darkcold night, underfull moonlight,he flies into thefog like a vulturein the sky!Well, isn't that apretty picture,Santa rollingdown the blockin a PANZER!I want myhouse to beseen fromspace!You're skippingChristmas!Isn't thatagainst thelaw?I'm afraid we'rerunning out ofroom. Two of youwill have to sleepon hangers on ahook on the wall.Save theneck forme, Clark!Watch outfor thaticy patch!Santa!!!!!Santa,here?! Iknow him! Iknow him!!Keep thechange,ya filthyanimal.You smelllike beefandcheeseI will honorChristmas inmy heart andtry to keep itall the year.Guys, I’meating junk andwatchingrubbish! Youbetter come outand stop meSeeing isn'tbelieving.Believing isseeing.We're yourworstnightmare.Elves withattitude.Where are yougonna get moresweaters afterthe circus pullsout of town?We've got tofind Jack!There's only365 days leftuntil nextHalloween!Isn't thereanyone whoknows whatChristmas isall about?I don't knowwhat to say, butit's Christmas,and we're all inmisery.You'llshootyour eyeout kid!You think you'redisappointed? Ijust took threemonths ofsurfing lessonsfor zip.When Iwake up, I'mgetting aCAT scan!Buzz,yourgirlfriend.WOOF!Did you hearabout thechurch thatburned down?- Holy smoke!This is myhouse. Ihave todefend it.Put thecookiedown!NOW!Justremember thetrue spirit ofChristmas liesin your heart.God Blessus everyone!4:00,wallow inself-pityCan I refill youreggnog for you?Get you somethingto eat? Drive youout to the middle ofnowhere and leaveyou for dead?Oh,FudgeI don’t wantto spendthe holidaysdead!If it seems toocomplicated, makeit easy on yourself:just send money.How about tensand twentiesThere's NobodyDumb EnoughTo Knock Off AToy Store OnChristmas Eve.Harry? Youwearin'aftershave?"Are we on acoffee break?""We don't drinkcoffee." "Then Iguess thebreak is over!"You guysgive up? Orare youthirsty formore?Now I havea machinegun. Ho HoHoWill you pleasetell Santa thatinstead ofpresents thisyear, I just wantmy family back.And why isthe carpetall wet,Todddddd?Nobody'swalking out onthis fun, oldfashionedfamilyChristmas.MerryChristmasyou filthyanimal.You can messwith a lot ofthings, but youcan't mess withkids onChristmas.He looks likea derangedEasterBunny.The bell stillrings for allwho trulybelieve.Max, helpme, I'mfeeling!Dasher, Dancer,Prancer, Bambi,Dave, you withthe white ear,you... and you!I never thought itwas such a badlittle tree. It’s notbad at all, really.Maybe it justneeds a little love.TripleDogDare YaLook whatyou did,you littlejerk!Mom?This boxismeowing.I suppose it allstarted with the snow.You see, it was avery special kind ofsnow. A snow thatmade the happyhappier, and thegiddy even giddier.Yippee-ki-yay.What if Christmashe thought,doesn't come froma store. What ifChristmas perhapsmeans a little bitmore.The Yule Ball isof course achance for usall to — er —let our hairdown.Isn't itwonderful?I'm goingto jail!"PIGGYPUDDING?""No, no, no.Figgy pudding.It's made withfigs."KEVIN?!!Why, To theNorth Pole, ofcourse! ThisIs the PolarExpress

Christmas Movie Quotes Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Nothing says Christmas like cold hard cash
  2. The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.
  3. What if Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store
  4. Say it once, say it twice, take a chance and roll the dice. Ride with the moon in the dead of night.
  5. Fraa-jeel-aay! It must be Italian!
  6. I think we're gettin' scammed by a Kindergartener
  7. Aw, that was fun! Even weirdos are cute when they're babies.
  8. Merry Christmas, little fella. We know that you’re in there, and that you’re all alone.
  9. Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings.
  10. I pictured Santa turning himself into sort of this big blob and oozing through the heating vents
  11. It's cold enough to freeze your Winnebago!
  12. Blast this Christmas music. It’s joyful and triumphant.
  13. You'll Shoot Your Eye Out
  14. You want me to take the toys down the chimney into a strange house, IN MY UNDERWEAR?
  15. All the great ones leave their mark. We’re the wet bandits!
  16. God bless us, every one.
  17. That's twice this month you've slipped deadly nightshade into my tea and run off.
  18. Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
  19. There's a certain magic that comes from the first snow
  20. Son of a nutcracker!
  21. Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. The monkey in the wrench.
  22. Why do we have to go to Florida? There's no Christmas trees in Florida
  23. You’re what the French call, ‘les incompétents'
  24. "What'd it feel like, Dad?" "It felt like America's Most Wanted.
  25. The four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corn and syrup.
  26. His heart was 2 sizes too small
  27. Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can’t see.
  28. And on a dark cold night, under full moonlight, he flies into the fog like a vulture in the sky!
  29. Well, isn't that a pretty picture, Santa rolling down the block in a PANZER!
  30. I want my house to be seen from space!
  31. You're skipping Christmas! Isn't that against the law?
  32. I'm afraid we're running out of room. Two of you will have to sleep on hangers on a hook on the wall.
  33. Save the neck for me, Clark!
  34. Watch out for that icy patch!
  35. Santa!!!!! Santa, here?! I know him! I know him!!
  36. Keep the change, ya filthy animal.
  37. You smell like beef and cheese
  38. I will honor Christmas in my heart and try to keep it all the year.
  39. Guys, I’m eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me
  40. Seeing isn't believing. Believing is seeing.
  41. We're your worst nightmare. Elves with attitude.
  42. Where are you gonna get more sweaters after the circus pulls out of town?
  43. We've got to find Jack! There's only 365 days left until next Halloween!
  44. Isn't there anyone who knows what Christmas is all about?
  45. I don't know what to say, but it's Christmas, and we're all in misery.
  46. You'll shoot your eye out kid!
  47. You think you're disappointed? I just took three months of surfing lessons for zip.
  48. When I wake up, I'm getting a CAT scan!
  49. Buzz, your girlfriend. WOOF!
  50. Did you hear about the church that burned down? - Holy smoke!
  51. This is my house. I have to defend it.
  52. Put the cookie down! NOW!
  53. Just remember the true spirit of Christmas lies in your heart.
  54. God Bless us every one!
  55. 4:00, wallow in self-pity
  56. Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
  57. Oh, Fudge
  58. I don’t want to spend the holidays dead!
  59. If it seems too complicated, make it easy on yourself: just send money. How about tens and twenties
  60. There's Nobody Dumb Enough To Knock Off A Toy Store On Christmas Eve.
  61. Harry? You wearin' aftershave?
  62. "Are we on a coffee break?" "We don't drink coffee." "Then I guess the break is over!"
  63. You guys give up? Or are you thirsty for more?
  64. Now I have a machine gun. Ho Ho Ho
  65. Will you please tell Santa that instead of presents this year, I just want my family back.
  66. And why is the carpet all wet, Todddddd?
  67. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old fashioned family Christmas.
  68. Merry Christmas you filthy animal.
  69. You can mess with a lot of things, but you can't mess with kids on Christmas.
  70. He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny.
  71. The bell still rings for all who truly believe.
  72. Max, help me, I'm feeling!
  73. Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Bambi, Dave, you with the white ear, you... and you!
  74. I never thought it was such a bad little tree. It’s not bad at all, really. Maybe it just needs a little love.
  75. Triple Dog Dare Ya
  76. Look what you did, you little jerk!
  77. Mom? This box is meowing.
  78. I suppose it all started with the snow. You see, it was a very special kind of snow. A snow that made the happy happier, and the giddy even giddier.
  79. Yippee-ki-yay.
  80. What if Christmas he thought, doesn't come from a store. What if Christmas perhaps means a little bit more.
  81. The Yule Ball is of course a chance for us all to — er — let our hair down.
  82. Isn't it wonderful? I'm going to jail!
  83. "PIGGY PUDDING?" "No, no, no. Figgy pudding. It's made with figs."
  84. KEVIN?!!
  85. Why, To the North Pole, of course! This Is the Polar Express