Audrey talksabout all thestuff she wantsto do in DC andthen doesn’t doany of it Harry kicksPrudence out ofthe kitchenbecause she’soverstimulatinghim Prudence andVivienne have aside conversationand dad says“what are ya’stalking about overthere” Mom plays moremodern music anddad goes “man doyou really have toplay that onThanksgiving” orsomething similar Dad has aslice of pieand says“woah that’ssweet” Audrey andVivienne rush tomake acharcuterie boardin the middle ofHarry cooking Vivienne /Prudence mumblethat they hate kidswhenever Quinn/Scarlet act likekids Viviennecomplainsabout herlife Dadrandomlyinserts Areteinto theconversation Harry forgets tocook somethingcompletely andthen doesn’tcare Dad says “manyou’re leavingalready” when he’sreminded thatVivienne’s leavingFriday morning Someonecurses anddad says “heyhey not atThanksgiving” Dad says “heycould ya set someof that aside or doyou have to add(insert food itemhere he “can’t”have) Quinn keepssaying buttholeand Audrey hasto put him intimeout in themiddle of dinner Dad stops todo pushupsonThanksgiving Prudence startstalking aboutRFK Jr. andMom/Dad goes“oooook let’snot get into it” Dadinterrupts aconversationto try andpass food Harry refers tohis house as“my house” andPrudence goes“you mean theguncles house” Dad starts asentence with “nextyear when we haveThanksgiving atTennessee-“ eventhough mom hasn’tagreed to that at all Mom says “I’mjust happy I’mnot COOKINGanymore, after25 years I justgot tired of it” The entire familygets into anargument aboutfuture travelplans for noapparent reason Kylie says “yeahshut up Harry”after Prudencesays it but thenfeels bad andapologizes Dad says “soare wewatching Marchof the woodensoldiers tonight”or not Vivienne talksabout going BlackFriday shoppingand mom says“ugh that soundshorrible” Harry nervouslywatches Quinnrun around thehouse andmom goes “hey,little kids man” Prudence sayssomething meanabout Harry andeveryoneawkwardlylaughs Dad goes “you’vegot it made man!”talking about thehouse whilewe’re setting thetable Mom says“Harry’s justwaiting for usall to get OUTof here already” PrudencetellsHarry toshut up Vivienne pesterseveryone to goout drinking andnobody wants togo and says “thisis so boring” Dad says “nottoo bad foryour first timeHar” whilewe’re eating Prudence Audreyand Vivienne texteach other intheir group chatmaking fun ofeveryone Quinn has ameltdownduring dinnerjust aseveryone sitsdown to eat Audrey looks atsomething in thehouse and says“yeah I couldn’thave that becauseI have kids” Harry goes to givea speech beforeeveryone eats andPrudence says “ohhere we go” and/orfake snores Audrey talksabout all thestuff she wantsto do in DC andthen doesn’t doany of it Harry kicksPrudence out ofthe kitchenbecause she’soverstimulatinghim Prudence andVivienne have aside conversationand dad says“what are ya’stalking about overthere” Mom plays moremodern music anddad goes “man doyou really have toplay that onThanksgiving” orsomething similar Dad has aslice of pieand says“woah that’ssweet” Audrey andVivienne rush tomake acharcuterie boardin the middle ofHarry cooking Vivienne /Prudence mumblethat they hate kidswhenever Quinn/Scarlet act likekids Viviennecomplainsabout herlife Dadrandomlyinserts Areteinto theconversation Harry forgets tocook somethingcompletely andthen doesn’tcare Dad says “manyou’re leavingalready” when he’sreminded thatVivienne’s leavingFriday morning Someonecurses anddad says “heyhey not atThanksgiving” Dad says “heycould ya set someof that aside or doyou have to add(insert food itemhere he “can’t”have) Quinn keepssaying buttholeand Audrey hasto put him intimeout in themiddle of dinner Dad stops todo pushupsonThanksgiving Prudence startstalking aboutRFK Jr. andMom/Dad goes“oooook let’snot get into it” Dadinterrupts aconversationto try andpass food Harry refers tohis house as“my house” andPrudence goes“you mean theguncles house” Dad starts asentence with “nextyear when we haveThanksgiving atTennessee-“ eventhough mom hasn’tagreed to that at all Mom says “I’mjust happy I’mnot COOKINGanymore, after25 years I justgot tired of it” The entire familygets into anargument aboutfuture travelplans for noapparent reason Kylie says “yeahshut up Harry”after Prudencesays it but thenfeels bad andapologizes Dad says “soare wewatching Marchof the woodensoldiers tonight”or not Vivienne talksabout going BlackFriday shoppingand mom says“ugh that soundshorrible” Harry nervouslywatches Quinnrun around thehouse andmom goes “hey,little kids man” Prudence sayssomething meanabout Harry andeveryoneawkwardlylaughs Dad goes “you’vegot it made man!”talking about thehouse whilewe’re setting thetable Mom says“Harry’s justwaiting for usall to get OUTof here already” PrudencetellsHarry toshut up Vivienne pesterseveryone to goout drinking andnobody wants togo and says “thisis so boring” Dad says “nottoo bad foryour first timeHar” whilewe’re eating Prudence Audreyand Vivienne texteach other intheir group chatmaking fun ofeveryone Quinn has ameltdownduring dinnerjust aseveryone sitsdown to eat Audrey looks atsomething in thehouse and says“yeah I couldn’thave that becauseI have kids” Harry goes to givea speech beforeeveryone eats andPrudence says “ohhere we go” and/orfake snores 

Thanksgiving Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Audrey talks about all the stuff she wants to do in DC and then doesn’t do any of it
  2. Harry kicks Prudence out of the kitchen because she’s overstimulating him
  3. Prudence and Vivienne have a side conversation and dad says “what are ya’s talking about over there”
  4. Mom plays more modern music and dad goes “man do you really have to play that on Thanksgiving” or something similar
  5. Dad has a slice of pie and says “woah that’s sweet”
  6. Audrey and Vivienne rush to make a charcuterie board in the middle of Harry cooking
  7. Vivienne / Prudence mumble that they hate kids whenever Quinn/ Scarlet act like kids
  8. Vivienne complains about her life
  9. Dad randomly inserts Arete into the conversation
  10. Harry forgets to cook something completely and then doesn’t care
  11. Dad says “man you’re leaving already” when he’s reminded that Vivienne’s leaving Friday morning
  12. Someone curses and dad says “hey hey not at Thanksgiving”
  13. Dad says “hey could ya set some of that aside or do you have to add (insert food item here he “can’t” have)
  14. Quinn keeps saying butthole and Audrey has to put him in timeout in the middle of dinner
  15. Dad stops to do pushups on Thanksgiving
  16. Prudence starts talking about RFK Jr. and Mom/Dad goes “oooook let’s not get into it”
  17. Dad interrupts a conversation to try and pass food
  18. Harry refers to his house as “my house” and Prudence goes “you mean the guncles house”
  19. Dad starts a sentence with “next year when we have Thanksgiving at Tennessee-“ even though mom hasn’t agreed to that at all
  20. Mom says “I’m just happy I’m not COOKING anymore, after 25 years I just got tired of it”
  21. The entire family gets into an argument about future travel plans for no apparent reason
  23. Kylie says “yeah shut up Harry” after Prudence says it but then feels bad and apologizes
  24. Dad says “so are we watching March of the wooden soldiers tonight” or not
  25. Vivienne talks about going Black Friday shopping and mom says “ugh that sounds horrible”
  26. Harry nervously watches Quinn run around the house and mom goes “hey, little kids man”
  27. Prudence says something mean about Harry and everyone awkwardly laughs
  28. Dad goes “you’ve got it made man!” talking about the house while we’re setting the table
  29. Mom says “Harry’s just waiting for us all to get OUT of here already”
  30. Prudence tells Harry to shut up
  31. Vivienne pesters everyone to go out drinking and nobody wants to go and says “this is so boring”
  32. Dad says “not too bad for your first time Har” while we’re eating
  33. Prudence Audrey and Vivienne text each other in their group chat making fun of everyone
  34. Quinn has a meltdown during dinner just as everyone sits down to eat
  35. Audrey looks at something in the house and says “yeah I couldn’t have that because I have kids”
  36. Harry goes to give a speech before everyone eats and Prudence says “oh here we go” and/or fake snores