Dad says “nottoo bad foryour first timeHar” whilewe’re eating Someonecurses anddad says “heyhey not atThanksgiving” Dadrandomlyinserts Areteinto theconversation Audrey talksabout all thestuff she wantsto do in DC andthen doesn’t doany of it Dad has aslice of pieand says“woah that’ssweet” Prudence sayssomething meanabout Harry andeveryoneawkwardlylaughs Viviennecomplainsabout herlife Harry goes to givea speech beforeeveryone eats andPrudence says “ohhere we go” and/orfake snores Vivienne pesterseveryone to goout drinking andnobody wants togo and says “thisis so boring” Prudence startstalking aboutRFK Jr. andMom/Dad goes“oooook let’snot get into it” Mom says“Harry’s justwaiting for usall to get OUTof here already” Dad goes “you’vegot it made man!”talking about thehouse whilewe’re setting thetable PrudencetellsHarry toshut up Dad says “soare wewatching Marchof the woodensoldiers tonight”or not Prudence andVivienne have aside conversationand dad says“what are ya’stalking about overthere” Dad starts asentence with “nextyear when we haveThanksgiving atTennessee-“ eventhough mom hasn’tagreed to that at all Dad stops todo pushupsonThanksgiving Harry forgets tocook somethingcompletely andthen doesn’tcare Audrey andVivienne rush tomake acharcuterie boardin the middle ofHarry cooking Dad says “manyou’re leavingalready” when he’sreminded thatVivienne’s leavingFriday morning Quinn keepssaying buttholeand Audrey hasto put him intimeout in themiddle of dinner The entire familygets into anargument aboutfuture travelplans for noapparent reason Vivienne talksabout going BlackFriday shoppingand mom says“ugh that soundshorrible” Dadinterrupts aconversationto try andpass food Audrey looks atsomething in thehouse and says“yeah I couldn’thave that becauseI have kids” Kylie says “yeahshut up Harry”after Prudencesays it but thenfeels bad andapologizes Vivienne /Prudence mumblethat they hate kidswhenever Quinn/Scarlet act likekids Prudence Audreyand Vivienne texteach other intheir group chatmaking fun ofeveryone Dad says “heycould ya set someof that aside or doyou have to add(insert food itemhere he “can’t”have) Mom says “I’mjust happy I’mnot COOKINGanymore, after25 years I justgot tired of it” Mom plays moremodern music anddad goes “man doyou really have toplay that onThanksgiving” orsomething similar Harry kicksPrudence out ofthe kitchenbecause she’soverstimulatinghim Harry refers tohis house as“my house” andPrudence goes“you mean theguncles house” Quinn has ameltdownduring dinnerjust aseveryone sitsdown to eat Harry nervouslywatches Quinnrun around thehouse andmom goes “hey,little kids man” Dad says “nottoo bad foryour first timeHar” whilewe’re eating Someonecurses anddad says “heyhey not atThanksgiving” Dadrandomlyinserts Areteinto theconversation Audrey talksabout all thestuff she wantsto do in DC andthen doesn’t doany of it Dad has aslice of pieand says“woah that’ssweet” Prudence sayssomething meanabout Harry andeveryoneawkwardlylaughs Viviennecomplainsabout herlife Harry goes to givea speech beforeeveryone eats andPrudence says “ohhere we go” and/orfake snores Vivienne pesterseveryone to goout drinking andnobody wants togo and says “thisis so boring” Prudence startstalking aboutRFK Jr. andMom/Dad goes“oooook let’snot get into it” Mom says“Harry’s justwaiting for usall to get OUTof here already” Dad goes “you’vegot it made man!”talking about thehouse whilewe’re setting thetable PrudencetellsHarry toshut up Dad says “soare wewatching Marchof the woodensoldiers tonight”or not Prudence andVivienne have aside conversationand dad says“what are ya’stalking about overthere” Dad starts asentence with “nextyear when we haveThanksgiving atTennessee-“ eventhough mom hasn’tagreed to that at all Dad stops todo pushupsonThanksgiving Harry forgets tocook somethingcompletely andthen doesn’tcare Audrey andVivienne rush tomake acharcuterie boardin the middle ofHarry cooking Dad says “manyou’re leavingalready” when he’sreminded thatVivienne’s leavingFriday morning Quinn keepssaying buttholeand Audrey hasto put him intimeout in themiddle of dinner The entire familygets into anargument aboutfuture travelplans for noapparent reason Vivienne talksabout going BlackFriday shoppingand mom says“ugh that soundshorrible” Dadinterrupts aconversationto try andpass food Audrey looks atsomething in thehouse and says“yeah I couldn’thave that becauseI have kids” Kylie says “yeahshut up Harry”after Prudencesays it but thenfeels bad andapologizes Vivienne /Prudence mumblethat they hate kidswhenever Quinn/Scarlet act likekids Prudence Audreyand Vivienne texteach other intheir group chatmaking fun ofeveryone Dad says “heycould ya set someof that aside or doyou have to add(insert food itemhere he “can’t”have) Mom says “I’mjust happy I’mnot COOKINGanymore, after25 years I justgot tired of it” Mom plays moremodern music anddad goes “man doyou really have toplay that onThanksgiving” orsomething similar Harry kicksPrudence out ofthe kitchenbecause she’soverstimulatinghim Harry refers tohis house as“my house” andPrudence goes“you mean theguncles house” Quinn has ameltdownduring dinnerjust aseveryone sitsdown to eat Harry nervouslywatches Quinnrun around thehouse andmom goes “hey,little kids man” 

Thanksgiving Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Dad says “not too bad for your first time Har” while we’re eating
  2. Someone curses and dad says “hey hey not at Thanksgiving”
  3. Dad randomly inserts Arete into the conversation
  4. Audrey talks about all the stuff she wants to do in DC and then doesn’t do any of it
  5. Dad has a slice of pie and says “woah that’s sweet”
  6. Prudence says something mean about Harry and everyone awkwardly laughs
  7. Vivienne complains about her life
  8. Harry goes to give a speech before everyone eats and Prudence says “oh here we go” and/or fake snores
  9. Vivienne pesters everyone to go out drinking and nobody wants to go and says “this is so boring”
  10. Prudence starts talking about RFK Jr. and Mom/Dad goes “oooook let’s not get into it”
  11. Mom says “Harry’s just waiting for us all to get OUT of here already”
  12. Dad goes “you’ve got it made man!” talking about the house while we’re setting the table
  13. Prudence tells Harry to shut up
  14. Dad says “so are we watching March of the wooden soldiers tonight” or not
  15. Prudence and Vivienne have a side conversation and dad says “what are ya’s talking about over there”
  16. Dad starts a sentence with “next year when we have Thanksgiving at Tennessee-“ even though mom hasn’t agreed to that at all
  17. Dad stops to do pushups on Thanksgiving
  18. Harry forgets to cook something completely and then doesn’t care
  19. Audrey and Vivienne rush to make a charcuterie board in the middle of Harry cooking
  20. Dad says “man you’re leaving already” when he’s reminded that Vivienne’s leaving Friday morning
  21. Quinn keeps saying butthole and Audrey has to put him in timeout in the middle of dinner
  22. The entire family gets into an argument about future travel plans for no apparent reason
  23. Vivienne talks about going Black Friday shopping and mom says “ugh that sounds horrible”
  24. Dad interrupts a conversation to try and pass food
  25. Audrey looks at something in the house and says “yeah I couldn’t have that because I have kids”
  26. Kylie says “yeah shut up Harry” after Prudence says it but then feels bad and apologizes
  27. Vivienne / Prudence mumble that they hate kids whenever Quinn/ Scarlet act like kids
  28. Prudence Audrey and Vivienne text each other in their group chat making fun of everyone
  29. Dad says “hey could ya set some of that aside or do you have to add (insert food item here he “can’t” have)
  30. Mom says “I’m just happy I’m not COOKING anymore, after 25 years I just got tired of it”
  31. Mom plays more modern music and dad goes “man do you really have to play that on Thanksgiving” or something similar
  32. Harry kicks Prudence out of the kitchen because she’s overstimulating him
  33. Harry refers to his house as “my house” and Prudence goes “you mean the guncles house”
  35. Quinn has a meltdown during dinner just as everyone sits down to eat
  36. Harry nervously watches Quinn run around the house and mom goes “hey, little kids man”