Dad stops todo pushupsonThanksgiving Mom says “I’mjust happy I’mnot COOKINGanymore, after25 years I justgot tired of it” Harry nervouslywatches Quinnrun around thehouse andmom goes “hey,little kids man” Vivienne /Prudence mumblethat they hate kidswhenever Quinn/Scarlet act likekids Harry refers tohis house as“my house” andPrudence goes“you mean theguncles house” PrudencetellsHarry toshut up Prudence sayssomething meanabout Harry andeveryoneawkwardlylaughs Audrey looks atsomething in thehouse and says“yeah I couldn’thave that becauseI have kids” Vivienne pesterseveryone to goout drinking andnobody wants togo and says “thisis so boring” Prudence Audreyand Vivienne texteach other intheir group chatmaking fun ofeveryone Dad starts asentence with “nextyear when we haveThanksgiving atTennessee-“ eventhough mom hasn’tagreed to that at all Audrey andVivienne rush tomake acharcuterie boardin the middle ofHarry cooking Dad says “nottoo bad foryour first timeHar” whilewe’re eating Mom says“Harry’s justwaiting for usall to get OUTof here already” Dadinterrupts aconversationto try andpass food Dad says “heycould ya set someof that aside or doyou have to add(insert food itemhere he “can’t”have) Harry kicksPrudence out ofthe kitchenbecause she’soverstimulatinghim Mom plays moremodern music anddad goes “man doyou really have toplay that onThanksgiving” orsomething similar Dad goes “you’vegot it made man!”talking about thehouse whilewe’re setting thetable Prudence startstalking aboutRFK Jr. andMom/Dad goes“oooook let’snot get into it” Prudence andVivienne have aside conversationand dad says“what are ya’stalking about overthere” Harry goes to givea speech beforeeveryone eats andPrudence says “ohhere we go” and/orfake snores Someonecurses anddad says “heyhey not atThanksgiving” Dad has aslice of pieand says“woah that’ssweet” Quinn has ameltdownduring dinnerjust aseveryone sitsdown to eat Audrey talksabout all thestuff she wantsto do in DC andthen doesn’t doany of it Dad says “manyou’re leavingalready” when he’sreminded thatVivienne’s leavingFriday morning Kylie says “yeahshut up Harry”after Prudencesays it but thenfeels bad andapologizes Harry forgets tocook somethingcompletely andthen doesn’tcare Vivienne talksabout going BlackFriday shoppingand mom says“ugh that soundshorrible” Dadrandomlyinserts Areteinto theconversation Dad says “soare wewatching Marchof the woodensoldiers tonight”or not Quinn keepssaying buttholeand Audrey hasto put him intimeout in themiddle of dinner The entire familygets into anargument aboutfuture travelplans for noapparent reason Viviennecomplainsabout herlife Dad stops todo pushupsonThanksgiving Mom says “I’mjust happy I’mnot COOKINGanymore, after25 years I justgot tired of it” Harry nervouslywatches Quinnrun around thehouse andmom goes “hey,little kids man” Vivienne /Prudence mumblethat they hate kidswhenever Quinn/Scarlet act likekids Harry refers tohis house as“my house” andPrudence goes“you mean theguncles house” PrudencetellsHarry toshut up Prudence sayssomething meanabout Harry andeveryoneawkwardlylaughs Audrey looks atsomething in thehouse and says“yeah I couldn’thave that becauseI have kids” Vivienne pesterseveryone to goout drinking andnobody wants togo and says “thisis so boring” Prudence Audreyand Vivienne texteach other intheir group chatmaking fun ofeveryone Dad starts asentence with “nextyear when we haveThanksgiving atTennessee-“ eventhough mom hasn’tagreed to that at all Audrey andVivienne rush tomake acharcuterie boardin the middle ofHarry cooking Dad says “nottoo bad foryour first timeHar” whilewe’re eating Mom says“Harry’s justwaiting for usall to get OUTof here already” Dadinterrupts aconversationto try andpass food Dad says “heycould ya set someof that aside or doyou have to add(insert food itemhere he “can’t”have) Harry kicksPrudence out ofthe kitchenbecause she’soverstimulatinghim Mom plays moremodern music anddad goes “man doyou really have toplay that onThanksgiving” orsomething similar Dad goes “you’vegot it made man!”talking about thehouse whilewe’re setting thetable Prudence startstalking aboutRFK Jr. andMom/Dad goes“oooook let’snot get into it” Prudence andVivienne have aside conversationand dad says“what are ya’stalking about overthere” Harry goes to givea speech beforeeveryone eats andPrudence says “ohhere we go” and/orfake snores Someonecurses anddad says “heyhey not atThanksgiving” Dad has aslice of pieand says“woah that’ssweet” Quinn has ameltdownduring dinnerjust aseveryone sitsdown to eat Audrey talksabout all thestuff she wantsto do in DC andthen doesn’t doany of it Dad says “manyou’re leavingalready” when he’sreminded thatVivienne’s leavingFriday morning Kylie says “yeahshut up Harry”after Prudencesays it but thenfeels bad andapologizes Harry forgets tocook somethingcompletely andthen doesn’tcare Vivienne talksabout going BlackFriday shoppingand mom says“ugh that soundshorrible” Dadrandomlyinserts Areteinto theconversation Dad says “soare wewatching Marchof the woodensoldiers tonight”or not Quinn keepssaying buttholeand Audrey hasto put him intimeout in themiddle of dinner The entire familygets into anargument aboutfuture travelplans for noapparent reason Viviennecomplainsabout herlife 

Thanksgiving Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Dad stops to do pushups on Thanksgiving
  2. Mom says “I’m just happy I’m not COOKING anymore, after 25 years I just got tired of it”
  3. Harry nervously watches Quinn run around the house and mom goes “hey, little kids man”
  4. Vivienne / Prudence mumble that they hate kids whenever Quinn/ Scarlet act like kids
  5. Harry refers to his house as “my house” and Prudence goes “you mean the guncles house”
  6. Prudence tells Harry to shut up
  7. Prudence says something mean about Harry and everyone awkwardly laughs
  8. Audrey looks at something in the house and says “yeah I couldn’t have that because I have kids”
  9. Vivienne pesters everyone to go out drinking and nobody wants to go and says “this is so boring”
  10. Prudence Audrey and Vivienne text each other in their group chat making fun of everyone
  11. Dad starts a sentence with “next year when we have Thanksgiving at Tennessee-“ even though mom hasn’t agreed to that at all
  12. Audrey and Vivienne rush to make a charcuterie board in the middle of Harry cooking
  13. Dad says “not too bad for your first time Har” while we’re eating
  14. Mom says “Harry’s just waiting for us all to get OUT of here already”
  15. Dad interrupts a conversation to try and pass food
  16. Dad says “hey could ya set some of that aside or do you have to add (insert food item here he “can’t” have)
  17. Harry kicks Prudence out of the kitchen because she’s overstimulating him
  18. Mom plays more modern music and dad goes “man do you really have to play that on Thanksgiving” or something similar
  19. Dad goes “you’ve got it made man!” talking about the house while we’re setting the table
  20. Prudence starts talking about RFK Jr. and Mom/Dad goes “oooook let’s not get into it”
  21. Prudence and Vivienne have a side conversation and dad says “what are ya’s talking about over there”
  22. Harry goes to give a speech before everyone eats and Prudence says “oh here we go” and/or fake snores
  24. Someone curses and dad says “hey hey not at Thanksgiving”
  25. Dad has a slice of pie and says “woah that’s sweet”
  26. Quinn has a meltdown during dinner just as everyone sits down to eat
  27. Audrey talks about all the stuff she wants to do in DC and then doesn’t do any of it
  28. Dad says “man you’re leaving already” when he’s reminded that Vivienne’s leaving Friday morning
  29. Kylie says “yeah shut up Harry” after Prudence says it but then feels bad and apologizes
  30. Harry forgets to cook something completely and then doesn’t care
  31. Vivienne talks about going Black Friday shopping and mom says “ugh that sounds horrible”
  32. Dad randomly inserts Arete into the conversation
  33. Dad says “so are we watching March of the wooden soldiers tonight” or not
  34. Quinn keeps saying butthole and Audrey has to put him in timeout in the middle of dinner
  35. The entire family gets into an argument about future travel plans for no apparent reason
  36. Vivienne complains about her life