Rachelsays “putthe gundown”Gets hit inthe thigh,beginscryingLet’s goget those(insertenemy)Dramaticallypoints gunat your headGets shot,“that’scheating”Willuse jiujitsuPerformativelysaluteWill lay onthe groundand try toshoot proneFallsdramaticallyWillmentionVietnamWillaggressivelyyell at youLet’spretend thisis the battleof (blank)Will mentiontherevolutionarywarAct as if theyknow how touse a gunreally wellComparesnerf wars toactualphysicalmodern warSmthsmthmarinesRachelsays “putthe gundown”Gets hit inthe thigh,beginscryingLet’s goget those(insertenemy)Dramaticallypoints gunat your headGets shot,“that’scheating”Willuse jiujitsuPerformativelysaluteWill lay onthe groundand try toshoot proneFallsdramaticallyWillmentionVietnamWillaggressivelyyell at youLet’spretend thisis the battleof (blank)Will mentiontherevolutionarywarAct as if theyknow how touse a gunreally wellComparesnerf wars toactualphysicalmodern warSmthsmthmarines

Jaegers at Nerf wars thingy - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Rachel says “put the gun down”
  2. Gets hit in the thigh, begins crying
  3. Let’s go get those (insert enemy)
  4. Dramatically points gun at your head
  5. Gets shot, “that’s cheating”
  6. Will use jiu jitsu
  7. Performatively salute
  8. Will lay on the ground and try to shoot prone
  9. Falls dramatically
  10. Will mention Vietnam
  11. Will aggressively yell at you
  12. Let’s pretend this is the battle of (blank)
  13. Will mention the revolutionary war
  14. Act as if they know how to use a gun really well
  15. Compares nerf wars to actual physical modern war
  16. Smth smth marines