SmthsmthmarinesGets hit inthe thigh,beginscryingLet’spretend thisis the battleof (blank)Willuse jiujitsuFallsdramaticallyWill lay onthe groundand try toshoot proneGets shot,“that’scheating”Rachelsays “putthe gundown”WillmentionVietnamWill mentiontherevolutionarywarComparesnerf wars toactualphysicalmodern warDramaticallypoints gunat your headWillaggressivelyyell at youLet’s goget those(insertenemy)PerformativelysaluteAct as if theyknow how touse a gunreally wellSmthsmthmarinesGets hit inthe thigh,beginscryingLet’spretend thisis the battleof (blank)Willuse jiujitsuFallsdramaticallyWill lay onthe groundand try toshoot proneGets shot,“that’scheating”Rachelsays “putthe gundown”WillmentionVietnamWill mentiontherevolutionarywarComparesnerf wars toactualphysicalmodern warDramaticallypoints gunat your headWillaggressivelyyell at youLet’s goget those(insertenemy)PerformativelysaluteAct as if theyknow how touse a gunreally well

Jaegers at Nerf wars thingy - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Smth smth marines
  2. Gets hit in the thigh, begins crying
  3. Let’s pretend this is the battle of (blank)
  4. Will use jiu jitsu
  5. Falls dramatically
  6. Will lay on the ground and try to shoot prone
  7. Gets shot, “that’s cheating”
  8. Rachel says “put the gun down”
  9. Will mention Vietnam
  10. Will mention the revolutionary war
  11. Compares nerf wars to actual physical modern war
  12. Dramatically points gun at your head
  13. Will aggressively yell at you
  14. Let’s go get those (insert enemy)
  15. Performatively salute
  16. Act as if they know how to use a gun really well