Willaggressivelyyell at youSmthsmthmarinesLet’spretend thisis the battleof (blank)WillmentionVietnamDramaticallypoints gunat your headPerformativelysaluteRachelsays “putthe gundown”Gets shot,“that’scheating”Will lay onthe groundand try toshoot proneGets hit inthe thigh,beginscryingFallsdramaticallyWilluse jiujitsuAct as if theyknow how touse a gunreally wellWill mentiontherevolutionarywarLet’s goget those(insertenemy)Comparesnerf wars toactualphysicalmodern warWillaggressivelyyell at youSmthsmthmarinesLet’spretend thisis the battleof (blank)WillmentionVietnamDramaticallypoints gunat your headPerformativelysaluteRachelsays “putthe gundown”Gets shot,“that’scheating”Will lay onthe groundand try toshoot proneGets hit inthe thigh,beginscryingFallsdramaticallyWilluse jiujitsuAct as if theyknow how touse a gunreally wellWill mentiontherevolutionarywarLet’s goget those(insertenemy)Comparesnerf wars toactualphysicalmodern war

Jaegers at Nerf wars thingy - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Will aggressively yell at you
  2. Smth smth marines
  3. Let’s pretend this is the battle of (blank)
  4. Will mention Vietnam
  5. Dramatically points gun at your head
  6. Performatively salute
  7. Rachel says “put the gun down”
  8. Gets shot, “that’s cheating”
  9. Will lay on the ground and try to shoot prone
  10. Gets hit in the thigh, begins crying
  11. Falls dramatically
  12. Will use jiu jitsu
  13. Act as if they know how to use a gun really well
  14. Will mention the revolutionary war
  15. Let’s go get those (insert enemy)
  16. Compares nerf wars to actual physical modern war