Let’spretend thisis the battleof (blank)Let’s goget those(insertenemy)PerformativelysaluteAct as if theyknow how touse a gunreally wellWillmentionVietnamWill mentiontherevolutionarywarGets shot,“that’scheating”Willaggressivelyyell at youRachelsays “putthe gundown”SmthsmthmarinesDramaticallypoints gunat your headWill lay onthe groundand try toshoot proneWilluse jiujitsuFallsdramaticallyGets hit inthe thigh,beginscryingComparesnerf wars toactualphysicalmodern warLet’spretend thisis the battleof (blank)Let’s goget those(insertenemy)PerformativelysaluteAct as if theyknow how touse a gunreally wellWillmentionVietnamWill mentiontherevolutionarywarGets shot,“that’scheating”Willaggressivelyyell at youRachelsays “putthe gundown”SmthsmthmarinesDramaticallypoints gunat your headWill lay onthe groundand try toshoot proneWilluse jiujitsuFallsdramaticallyGets hit inthe thigh,beginscryingComparesnerf wars toactualphysicalmodern war

Jaegers at Nerf wars thingy - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Let’s pretend this is the battle of (blank)
  2. Let’s go get those (insert enemy)
  3. Performatively salute
  4. Act as if they know how to use a gun really well
  5. Will mention Vietnam
  6. Will mention the revolutionary war
  7. Gets shot, “that’s cheating”
  8. Will aggressively yell at you
  9. Rachel says “put the gun down”
  10. Smth smth marines
  11. Dramatically points gun at your head
  12. Will lay on the ground and try to shoot prone
  13. Will use jiu jitsu
  14. Falls dramatically
  15. Gets hit in the thigh, begins crying
  16. Compares nerf wars to actual physical modern war