WillmentionVietnamWill lay onthe groundand try toshoot proneLet’s goget those(insertenemy)Will mentiontherevolutionarywarComparesnerf wars toactualphysicalmodern warAct as if theyknow how touse a gunreally wellPerformativelysaluteLet’spretend thisis the battleof (blank)SmthsmthmarinesGets shot,“that’scheating”Rachelsays “putthe gundown”Gets hit inthe thigh,beginscryingFallsdramaticallyWillaggressivelyyell at youDramaticallypoints gunat your headWilluse jiujitsuWillmentionVietnamWill lay onthe groundand try toshoot proneLet’s goget those(insertenemy)Will mentiontherevolutionarywarComparesnerf wars toactualphysicalmodern warAct as if theyknow how touse a gunreally wellPerformativelysaluteLet’spretend thisis the battleof (blank)SmthsmthmarinesGets shot,“that’scheating”Rachelsays “putthe gundown”Gets hit inthe thigh,beginscryingFallsdramaticallyWillaggressivelyyell at youDramaticallypoints gunat your headWilluse jiujitsu

Jaegers at Nerf wars thingy - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Will mention Vietnam
  2. Will lay on the ground and try to shoot prone
  3. Let’s go get those (insert enemy)
  4. Will mention the revolutionary war
  5. Compares nerf wars to actual physical modern war
  6. Act as if they know how to use a gun really well
  7. Performatively salute
  8. Let’s pretend this is the battle of (blank)
  9. Smth smth marines
  10. Gets shot, “that’s cheating”
  11. Rachel says “put the gun down”
  12. Gets hit in the thigh, begins crying
  13. Falls dramatically
  14. Will aggressively yell at you
  15. Dramatically points gun at your head
  16. Will use jiu jitsu