Will mentiontherevolutionarywarFallsdramaticallyRachelsays “putthe gundown”SmthsmthmarinesLet’s goget those(insertenemy)PerformativelysaluteAct as if theyknow how touse a gunreally wellDramaticallypoints gunat your headLet’spretend thisis the battleof (blank)Comparesnerf wars toactualphysicalmodern warWillaggressivelyyell at youWillmentionVietnamGets hit inthe thigh,beginscryingGets shot,“that’scheating”Willuse jiujitsuWill lay onthe groundand try toshoot proneWill mentiontherevolutionarywarFallsdramaticallyRachelsays “putthe gundown”SmthsmthmarinesLet’s goget those(insertenemy)PerformativelysaluteAct as if theyknow how touse a gunreally wellDramaticallypoints gunat your headLet’spretend thisis the battleof (blank)Comparesnerf wars toactualphysicalmodern warWillaggressivelyyell at youWillmentionVietnamGets hit inthe thigh,beginscryingGets shot,“that’scheating”Willuse jiujitsuWill lay onthe groundand try toshoot prone

Jaegers at Nerf wars thingy - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Will mention the revolutionary war
  2. Falls dramatically
  3. Rachel says “put the gun down”
  4. Smth smth marines
  5. Let’s go get those (insert enemy)
  6. Performatively salute
  7. Act as if they know how to use a gun really well
  8. Dramatically points gun at your head
  9. Let’s pretend this is the battle of (blank)
  10. Compares nerf wars to actual physical modern war
  11. Will aggressively yell at you
  12. Will mention Vietnam
  13. Gets hit in the thigh, begins crying
  14. Gets shot, “that’s cheating”
  15. Will use jiu jitsu
  16. Will lay on the ground and try to shoot prone