Let’s goget those(insertenemy)Will lay onthe groundand try toshoot proneWill mentiontherevolutionarywarSmthsmthmarinesDramaticallypoints gunat your headAct as if theyknow how touse a gunreally wellLet’spretend thisis the battleof (blank)Willaggressivelyyell at youPerformativelysaluteGets hit inthe thigh,beginscryingWillmentionVietnamWilluse jiujitsuFallsdramaticallyComparesnerf wars toactualphysicalmodern warRachelsays “putthe gundown”Gets shot,“that’scheating”Let’s goget those(insertenemy)Will lay onthe groundand try toshoot proneWill mentiontherevolutionarywarSmthsmthmarinesDramaticallypoints gunat your headAct as if theyknow how touse a gunreally wellLet’spretend thisis the battleof (blank)Willaggressivelyyell at youPerformativelysaluteGets hit inthe thigh,beginscryingWillmentionVietnamWilluse jiujitsuFallsdramaticallyComparesnerf wars toactualphysicalmodern warRachelsays “putthe gundown”Gets shot,“that’scheating”

Jaegers at Nerf wars thingy - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Let’s go get those (insert enemy)
  2. Will lay on the ground and try to shoot prone
  3. Will mention the revolutionary war
  4. Smth smth marines
  5. Dramatically points gun at your head
  6. Act as if they know how to use a gun really well
  7. Let’s pretend this is the battle of (blank)
  8. Will aggressively yell at you
  9. Performatively salute
  10. Gets hit in the thigh, begins crying
  11. Will mention Vietnam
  12. Will use jiu jitsu
  13. Falls dramatically
  14. Compares nerf wars to actual physical modern war
  15. Rachel says “put the gun down”
  16. Gets shot, “that’s cheating”