Rachelsays “putthe gundown”Comparesnerf wars toactualphysicalmodern warDramaticallypoints gunat your headSmthsmthmarinesGets hit inthe thigh,beginscryingWillaggressivelyyell at youGets shot,“that’scheating”Act as if theyknow how touse a gunreally wellWillmentionVietnamLet’spretend thisis the battleof (blank)PerformativelysaluteWilluse jiujitsuWill lay onthe groundand try toshoot proneFallsdramaticallyLet’s goget those(insertenemy)Will mentiontherevolutionarywarRachelsays “putthe gundown”Comparesnerf wars toactualphysicalmodern warDramaticallypoints gunat your headSmthsmthmarinesGets hit inthe thigh,beginscryingWillaggressivelyyell at youGets shot,“that’scheating”Act as if theyknow how touse a gunreally wellWillmentionVietnamLet’spretend thisis the battleof (blank)PerformativelysaluteWilluse jiujitsuWill lay onthe groundand try toshoot proneFallsdramaticallyLet’s goget those(insertenemy)Will mentiontherevolutionarywar

Jaegers at Nerf wars thingy - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Rachel says “put the gun down”
  2. Compares nerf wars to actual physical modern war
  3. Dramatically points gun at your head
  4. Smth smth marines
  5. Gets hit in the thigh, begins crying
  6. Will aggressively yell at you
  7. Gets shot, “that’s cheating”
  8. Act as if they know how to use a gun really well
  9. Will mention Vietnam
  10. Let’s pretend this is the battle of (blank)
  11. Performatively salute
  12. Will use jiu jitsu
  13. Will lay on the ground and try to shoot prone
  14. Falls dramatically
  15. Let’s go get those (insert enemy)
  16. Will mention the revolutionary war