Gets shot,“that’scheating”Let’s goget those(insertenemy)WillmentionVietnamGets hit inthe thigh,beginscryingLet’spretend thisis the battleof (blank)Comparesnerf wars toactualphysicalmodern warWillaggressivelyyell at youDramaticallypoints gunat your headWill lay onthe groundand try toshoot proneRachelsays “putthe gundown”SmthsmthmarinesAct as if theyknow how touse a gunreally wellWilluse jiujitsuWill mentiontherevolutionarywarPerformativelysaluteFallsdramaticallyGets shot,“that’scheating”Let’s goget those(insertenemy)WillmentionVietnamGets hit inthe thigh,beginscryingLet’spretend thisis the battleof (blank)Comparesnerf wars toactualphysicalmodern warWillaggressivelyyell at youDramaticallypoints gunat your headWill lay onthe groundand try toshoot proneRachelsays “putthe gundown”SmthsmthmarinesAct as if theyknow how touse a gunreally wellWilluse jiujitsuWill mentiontherevolutionarywarPerformativelysaluteFallsdramatically

Jaegers at Nerf wars thingy - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Gets shot, “that’s cheating”
  2. Let’s go get those (insert enemy)
  3. Will mention Vietnam
  4. Gets hit in the thigh, begins crying
  5. Let’s pretend this is the battle of (blank)
  6. Compares nerf wars to actual physical modern war
  7. Will aggressively yell at you
  8. Dramatically points gun at your head
  9. Will lay on the ground and try to shoot prone
  10. Rachel says “put the gun down”
  11. Smth smth marines
  12. Act as if they know how to use a gun really well
  13. Will use jiu jitsu
  14. Will mention the revolutionary war
  15. Performatively salute
  16. Falls dramatically