Comparesnerf wars toactualphysicalmodern warSmthsmthmarinesDramaticallypoints gunat your headWillaggressivelyyell at youLet’spretend thisis the battleof (blank)PerformativelysaluteGets hit inthe thigh,beginscryingFallsdramaticallyRachelsays “putthe gundown”Will lay onthe groundand try toshoot proneAct as if theyknow how touse a gunreally wellLet’s goget those(insertenemy)Will mentiontherevolutionarywarGets shot,“that’scheating”Willuse jiujitsuWillmentionVietnamComparesnerf wars toactualphysicalmodern warSmthsmthmarinesDramaticallypoints gunat your headWillaggressivelyyell at youLet’spretend thisis the battleof (blank)PerformativelysaluteGets hit inthe thigh,beginscryingFallsdramaticallyRachelsays “putthe gundown”Will lay onthe groundand try toshoot proneAct as if theyknow how touse a gunreally wellLet’s goget those(insertenemy)Will mentiontherevolutionarywarGets shot,“that’scheating”Willuse jiujitsuWillmentionVietnam

Jaegers at Nerf wars thingy - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Compares nerf wars to actual physical modern war
  2. Smth smth marines
  3. Dramatically points gun at your head
  4. Will aggressively yell at you
  5. Let’s pretend this is the battle of (blank)
  6. Performatively salute
  7. Gets hit in the thigh, begins crying
  8. Falls dramatically
  9. Rachel says “put the gun down”
  10. Will lay on the ground and try to shoot prone
  11. Act as if they know how to use a gun really well
  12. Let’s go get those (insert enemy)
  13. Will mention the revolutionary war
  14. Gets shot, “that’s cheating”
  15. Will use jiu jitsu
  16. Will mention Vietnam