You cut fat quarters Family arguing Cart full to the brim with remnants No idea how to describe what they want "Why don't you have ____?!" Customer brought something in and it's dirty/gross Dull scissors Asking for discounts for no reason "But it's not an EXACT match :(((" Customer gives u a gift Thermostat wars "Cleanup in aisle ___" Asks for way more fabric than there could be Joann's mentioned You got on a ladder Something important breaks Customer leaves stuff on the cutting table Interrupted when already helping someone Fabrilanche "You have to open a store in ____!" Endcap destroyed by cart Bizarre project >$1000 purchase "How much do I need?" (D oesn't have any measurements) Someone you know came in "There are NO fabric stores anymore" Cart stacked to the brim with bolts "What's upstairs?" "Do you have solid flannel?" Yardstick disappeared "Do you have this fabric I saw once in 1999..." Has measurements only in cm Customer makes you do math "When will you get more/Can you order it?" Caller asks for very specific color Child yelling "First time here, I'm overwhelmed" "Huh, I didn't know we even had that" Customer pronounces a term wrong Have to tell a customer that we have carts "I came all the way from ___!" "Can I donate my fabric/buttons to you?" You did a burn test Yarnalanche "But which color do YOU think is best?" You cut something over $50/yd Credit card system down >$500 purchase Customer touching fabric while you're cutting "It costs HOW much??!?!" You folded fat quarters Perfect amount left on roll/bolt Customer empties whole purse on the table Animal (service or otherwise) Customer shopping for someone else Didn't bring what they're trying to match Customer makes a stink about something ridiculous "Want a bag?" "If you have one" Summoned by the bell when you're Right There STRONG weed/smoke/perfume/BO Customer shows a cool WIP Finish a yellow pad "1/4yd of each of these 50, please" Caller lost in the parking lot TMI (gross or sad story) Empty packaging in the aisle You cut fat quarters Family arguing Cart full to the brim with remnants No idea how to describe what they want "Why don't you have ____?!" Customer brought something in and it's dirty/gross Dull scissors Asking for discounts for no reason "But it's not an EXACT match :(((" Customer gives u a gift Thermostat wars "Cleanup in aisle ___" Asks for way more fabric than there could be Joann's mentioned You got on a ladder Something important breaks Customer leaves stuff on the cutting table Interrupted when already helping someone Fabrilanche "You have to open a store in ____!" Endcap destroyed by cart Bizarre project >$1000 purchase "How much do I need?" (D oesn't have any measurements) Someone you know came in "There are NO fabric stores anymore" Cart stacked to the brim with bolts "What's upstairs?" "Do you have solid flannel?" Yardstick disappeared "Do you have this fabric I saw once in 1999..." Has measurements only in cm Customer makes you do math "When will you get more/Can you order it?" Caller asks for very specific color Child yelling "First time here, I'm overwhelmed" "Huh, I didn't know we even had that" Customer pronounces a term wrong Have to tell a customer that we have carts "I came all the way from ___!" "Can I donate my fabric/buttons to you?" You did a burn test Yarnalanche "But which color do YOU think is best?" You cut something over $50/yd Credit card system down >$500 purchase Customer touching fabric while you're cutting "It costs HOW much??!?!" You folded fat quarters Perfect amount left on roll/bolt Customer empties whole purse on the table Animal (service or otherwise) Customer shopping for someone else Didn't bring what they're trying to match Customer makes a stink about something ridiculous "Want a bag?" "If you have one" Summoned by the bell when you're Right There STRONG weed/smoke/perfume/BO Customer shows a cool WIP Finish a yellow pad "1/4yd of each of these 50, please" Caller lost in the parking lot TMI (gross or sad story) Empty packaging in the aisle
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You cut fat quarters
Family arguing
Cart full to the brim with remnants
No idea how to describe what they want
"Why don't you have ____?!"
Customer brought something in and it's dirty/gross
Dull scissors
Asking for discounts for no reason
"But it's not an EXACT match :((("
Customer gives u a gift
Thermostat wars
"Cleanup in aisle ___"
Asks for way more fabric than there could be
Joann's mentioned
You got on a ladder
Something important breaks
Customer leaves stuff on the cutting table
Interrupted when already helping someone
Fabrilanche
"You have to open a store in ____!"
Endcap destroyed by cart
Bizarre project
>$1000 purchase
"How much do I need?" (Doesn't have any measurements)
Someone you know came in
"There are NO fabric stores anymore"
Cart stacked to the brim with bolts
"What's upstairs?"
"Do you have solid flannel?"
Yardstick disappeared
"Do you have this fabric I saw once in 1999..."
Has measurements only in cm
Customer makes you do math
"When will you get more/Can you order it?"
Caller asks for very specific color
Child yelling
"First time here, I'm overwhelmed"
"Huh, I didn't know we even had that"
Customer pronounces a term wrong
Have to tell a customer that we have carts
"I came all the way from ___!"
"Can I donate my fabric/buttons to you?"
You did a burn test
Yarnalanche
"But which color do YOU think is best?"
You cut something over $50/yd
Credit card system down
>$500 purchase
Customer touching fabric while you're cutting
"It costs HOW much??!?!"
You folded fat quarters
Perfect amount left on roll/bolt
Customer empties whole purse on the table
Animal (service or otherwise)
Customer shopping for someone else
Didn't bring what they're trying to match
Customer makes a stink about something ridiculous
"Want a bag?" "If you have one"
Summoned by the bell when you're Right There
STRONG weed/smoke/perfume/BO
Customer shows a cool WIP
Finish a yellow pad
"1/4yd of each of these 50, please"
Caller lost in the parking lot
TMI (gross or sad story)
Empty packaging in the aisle
