"First time here, I'm overwhelmed" Caller lost in the parking lot Customer brought something in and it's dirty/gross "But which color do YOU think is best?" "How much do I need?" (D oesn't have any measurements) "It costs HOW much??!?!" Cart full to the brim with remnants "Do you have solid flannel?" You did a burn test Summoned by the bell when you're Right There Something important breaks "Do you have this fabric I saw once in 1999..." Animal (service or otherwise) "Huh, I didn't know we even had that" Dull scissors Yarnalanche Asking for discounts for no reason Family arguing Asks for way more fabric than there could be Yardstick disappeared Customer touching fabric while you're cutting No idea how to describe what they want "Want a bag?" "If you have one" "You have to open a store in ____!" Finish a yellow pad Customer pronounces a term wrong TMI (gross or sad story) Interrupted when already helping someone Fabrilanche Cart stacked to the brim with bolts Caller asks for very specific color STRONG weed/smoke/perfume/BO Thermostat wars "I came all the way from ___!" "1/4yd of each of these 50, please" "When will you get more/Can you order it?" >$500 purchase Bizarre project "Why don't you have ____?!" Didn't bring what they're trying to match "Cleanup in aisle ___" Customer leaves stuff on the cutting table Have to tell a customer that we have carts Customer makes a stink about something ridiculous "There are NO fabric stores anymore" You cut something over $50/yd "What's upstairs?" Perfect amount left on roll/bolt You cut fat quarters Empty packaging in the aisle You folded fat quarters Joann's mentioned Someone you know came in Customer empties whole purse on the table Customer shows a cool WIP >$1000 purchase "Can I donate my fabric/buttons to you?" Credit card system down You got on a ladder Child yelling "But it's not an EXACT match :(((" Endcap destroyed by cart Customer gives u a gift Customer makes you do math Has measurements only in cm Customer shopping for someone else "First time here, I'm overwhelmed" Caller lost in the parking lot Customer brought something in and it's dirty/gross "But which color do YOU think is best?" "How much do I need?" (D oesn't have any measurements) "It costs HOW much??!?!" Cart full to the brim with remnants "Do you have solid flannel?" You did a burn test Summoned by the bell when you're Right There Something important breaks "Do you have this fabric I saw once in 1999..." Animal (service or otherwise) "Huh, I didn't know we even had that" Dull scissors Yarnalanche Asking for discounts for no reason Family arguing Asks for way more fabric than there could be Yardstick disappeared Customer touching fabric while you're cutting No idea how to describe what they want "Want a bag?" "If you have one" "You have to open a store in ____!" Finish a yellow pad Customer pronounces a term wrong TMI (gross or sad story) Interrupted when already helping someone Fabrilanche Cart stacked to the brim with bolts Caller asks for very specific color STRONG weed/smoke/perfume/BO Thermostat wars "I came all the way from ___!" "1/4yd of each of these 50, please" "When will you get more/Can you order it?" >$500 purchase Bizarre project "Why don't you have ____?!" Didn't bring what they're trying to match "Cleanup in aisle ___" Customer leaves stuff on the cutting table Have to tell a customer that we have carts Customer makes a stink about something ridiculous "There are NO fabric stores anymore" You cut something over $50/yd "What's upstairs?" Perfect amount left on roll/bolt You cut fat quarters Empty packaging in the aisle You folded fat quarters Joann's mentioned Someone you know came in Customer empties whole purse on the table Customer shows a cool WIP >$1000 purchase "Can I donate my fabric/buttons to you?" Credit card system down You got on a ladder Child yelling "But it's not an EXACT match :(((" Endcap destroyed by cart Customer gives u a gift Customer makes you do math Has measurements only in cm Customer shopping for someone else
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"First time here, I'm overwhelmed"
Caller lost in the parking lot
Customer brought something in and it's dirty/gross
"But which color do YOU think is best?"
"How much do I need?" (Doesn't have any measurements)
"It costs HOW much??!?!"
Cart full to the brim with remnants
"Do you have solid flannel?"
You did a burn test
Summoned by the bell when you're Right There
Something important breaks
"Do you have this fabric I saw once in 1999..."
Animal (service or otherwise)
"Huh, I didn't know we even had that"
Dull scissors
Yarnalanche
Asking for discounts for no reason
Family arguing
Asks for way more fabric than there could be
Yardstick disappeared
Customer touching fabric while you're cutting
No idea how to describe what they want
"Want a bag?" "If you have one"
"You have to open a store in ____!"
Finish a yellow pad
Customer pronounces a term wrong
TMI (gross or sad story)
Interrupted when already helping someone
Fabrilanche
Cart stacked to the brim with bolts
Caller asks for very specific color
STRONG weed/smoke/perfume/BO
Thermostat wars
"I came all the way from ___!"
"1/4yd of each of these 50, please"
"When will you get more/Can you order it?"
>$500 purchase
Bizarre project
"Why don't you have ____?!"
Didn't bring what they're trying to match
"Cleanup in aisle ___"
Customer leaves stuff on the cutting table
Have to tell a customer that we have carts
Customer makes a stink about something ridiculous
"There are NO fabric stores anymore"
You cut something over $50/yd
"What's upstairs?"
Perfect amount left on roll/bolt
You cut fat quarters
Empty packaging in the aisle
You folded fat quarters
Joann's mentioned
Someone you know came in
Customer empties whole purse on the table
Customer shows a cool WIP
>$1000 purchase
"Can I donate my fabric/buttons to you?"
Credit card system down
You got on a ladder
Child yelling
"But it's not an EXACT match :((("
Endcap destroyed by cart
Customer gives u a gift
Customer makes you do math
Has measurements only in cm
Customer shopping for someone else
