Animal(serviceorotherwise)TMI(gross orsad story)Yarnalanche"When willyou getmore/Canyou orderit?"Cartstacked tothe brimwith bolts>$1000purchaseYoufolded fatquartersCustomerleaves stuffon thecutting tableCustomertouchingfabric whileyou'recuttingYou goton aladderCustomeremptieswhole purseon the tableDidn't bringwhat they'retrying tomatchCustomerbroughtsomething inand it'sdirty/grossSummonedby the bellwhen you'reRight ThereSomeoneyou knowcame in"Do youhave thisfabric I sawonce in1999...""There areNO fabricstoresanymore"No idea howto describewhat theywantInterruptedwhenalreadyhelpingsomeoneFinish ayellowpad"Do youhave solidflannel?">$500purchase"Can I donatemyfabric/buttonsto you?"Asks for waymore fabricthan therecould beFabrilancheFamilyarguing"Want abag?" "Ifyou haveone"Emptypackagingin theaisle"1/4yd ofeach ofthese 50,please"Customermakesyou domathChildyellingPerfectamountleft onroll/boltYou dida burntestCart full tothe brimwithremnantsHave to tella customerthat wehave carts"Cleanupin aisle___"CreditcardsystemdownAsking fordiscountsfor noreason"Whydon't youhave____?!"Customergives u agiftThermostatwars"How much do Ineed?" (Doesn'thave anymeasurements)Customerpronouncesa termwrongDullscissorsCustomershows acool WIPYou cutfatquartersHasmeasurementsonly in cmCaller lostin theparking lot"But whichcolor doYOU thinkis best?""It costsHOWmuch??!?!""I came allthe wayfrom ___!""Huh, Ididn't knowwe evenhad that""What'supstairs?"Customershopping forsomeoneelseCaller asksfor veryspecificcolorSTRONGweed/smoke/perfume/BOBizarreprojectYardstickdisappeared"First timehere, I'moverwhelmed""You haveto open astore in____!""But it'snot anEXACTmatch :((("SomethingimportantbreaksEndcapdestroyedby cartJoann'smentionedYou cutsomethingover$50/ydCustomermakes astink aboutsomethingridiculousAnimal(serviceorotherwise)TMI(gross orsad story)Yarnalanche"When willyou getmore/Canyou orderit?"Cartstacked tothe brimwith bolts>$1000purchaseYoufolded fatquartersCustomerleaves stuffon thecutting tableCustomertouchingfabric whileyou'recuttingYou goton aladderCustomeremptieswhole purseon the tableDidn't bringwhat they'retrying tomatchCustomerbroughtsomething inand it'sdirty/grossSummonedby the bellwhen you'reRight ThereSomeoneyou knowcame in"Do youhave thisfabric I sawonce in1999...""There areNO fabricstoresanymore"No idea howto describewhat theywantInterruptedwhenalreadyhelpingsomeoneFinish ayellowpad"Do youhave solidflannel?">$500purchase"Can I donatemyfabric/buttonsto you?"Asks for waymore fabricthan therecould beFabrilancheFamilyarguing"Want abag?" "Ifyou haveone"Emptypackagingin theaisle"1/4yd ofeach ofthese 50,please"Customermakesyou domathChildyellingPerfectamountleft onroll/boltYou dida burntestCart full tothe brimwithremnantsHave to tella customerthat wehave carts"Cleanupin aisle___"CreditcardsystemdownAsking fordiscountsfor noreason"Whydon't youhave____?!"Customergives u agiftThermostatwars"How much do Ineed?" (Doesn'thave anymeasurements)Customerpronouncesa termwrongDullscissorsCustomershows acool WIPYou cutfatquartersHasmeasurementsonly in cmCaller lostin theparking lot"But whichcolor doYOU thinkis best?""It costsHOWmuch??!?!""I came allthe wayfrom ___!""Huh, Ididn't knowwe evenhad that""What'supstairs?"Customershopping forsomeoneelseCaller asksfor veryspecificcolorSTRONGweed/smoke/perfume/BOBizarreprojectYardstickdisappeared"First timehere, I'moverwhelmed""You haveto open astore in____!""But it'snot anEXACTmatch :((("SomethingimportantbreaksEndcapdestroyedby cartJoann'smentionedYou cutsomethingover$50/ydCustomermakes astink aboutsomethingridiculous

Fabric Store Bingo (Post Joann's) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Animal (service or otherwise)
  2. TMI (gross or sad story)
  3. Yarnalanche
  4. "When will you get more/Can you order it?"
  5. Cart stacked to the brim with bolts
  6. >$1000 purchase
  7. You folded fat quarters
  8. Customer leaves stuff on the cutting table
  9. Customer touching fabric while you're cutting
  10. You got on a ladder
  11. Customer empties whole purse on the table
  12. Didn't bring what they're trying to match
  13. Customer brought something in and it's dirty/gross
  14. Summoned by the bell when you're Right There
  15. Someone you know came in
  16. "Do you have this fabric I saw once in 1999..."
  17. "There are NO fabric stores anymore"
  18. No idea how to describe what they want
  19. Interrupted when already helping someone
  20. Finish a yellow pad
  21. "Do you have solid flannel?"
  22. >$500 purchase
  23. "Can I donate my fabric/buttons to you?"
  24. Asks for way more fabric than there could be
  25. Fabrilanche
  26. Family arguing
  27. "Want a bag?" "If you have one"
  28. Empty packaging in the aisle
  29. "1/4yd of each of these 50, please"
  30. Customer makes you do math
  31. Child yelling
  32. Perfect amount left on roll/bolt
  33. You did a burn test
  34. Cart full to the brim with remnants
  35. Have to tell a customer that we have carts
  36. "Cleanup in aisle ___"
  37. Credit card system down
  38. Asking for discounts for no reason
  39. "Why don't you have ____?!"
  40. Customer gives u a gift
  41. Thermostat wars
  42. "How much do I need?" (Doesn't have any measurements)
  43. Customer pronounces a term wrong
  44. Dull scissors
  45. Customer shows a cool WIP
  46. You cut fat quarters
  47. Has measurements only in cm
  48. Caller lost in the parking lot
  49. "But which color do YOU think is best?"
  50. "It costs HOW much??!?!"
  51. "I came all the way from ___!"
  52. "Huh, I didn't know we even had that"
  53. "What's upstairs?"
  54. Customer shopping for someone else
  55. Caller asks for very specific color
  56. STRONG weed/smoke/perfume/BO
  57. Bizarre project
  58. Yardstick disappeared
  59. "First time here, I'm overwhelmed"
  60. "You have to open a store in ____!"
  61. "But it's not an EXACT match :((("
  62. Something important breaks
  63. Endcap destroyed by cart
  64. Joann's mentioned
  65. You cut something over $50/yd
  66. Customer makes a stink about something ridiculous