"What'supstairs?"Customermakes astink aboutsomethingridiculousHasmeasurementsonly in cmJoann'smentionedSummonedby the bellwhen you'reRight There"How much do Ineed?" (Doesn'thave anymeasurements)Caller asksfor veryspecificcolor"Whydon't youhave____?!"Customershopping forsomeoneelse"Do youhave thisfabric I sawonce in1999...""Do youhave solidflannel?"Somethingimportantbreaks"Can I donatemyfabric/buttonsto you?"Cartstacked tothe brimwith boltsAnimal(serviceorotherwise)STRONGweed/smoke/perfume/BOYou cutfatquarters"Cleanupin aisle___"Customerleaves stuffon thecutting tableCustomergives u agift"Want abag?" "Ifyou haveone"You dida burntest"1/4yd ofeach ofthese 50,please"BizarreprojectFinish ayellowpadCustomerpronouncesa termwrongHave to tella customerthat wehave cartsCart full tothe brimwithremnants"First timehere, I'moverwhelmed""It costsHOWmuch??!?!"Customermakesyou domathYou goton aladder"I came allthe wayfrom ___!"Emptypackagingin theaisleFabrilanche>$500purchaseYardstickdisappeared>$1000purchaseCustomeremptieswhole purseon the tableSomeoneyou knowcame inTMI(gross orsad story)Interruptedwhenalreadyhelpingsomeone"There areNO fabricstoresanymore"Customertouchingfabric whileyou'recutting"When willyou getmore/Canyou orderit?"Caller lostin theparking lotCreditcardsystemdownCustomerbroughtsomething inand it'sdirty/grossAsking fordiscountsfor noreasonFamilyarguingCustomershows acool WIPPerfectamountleft onroll/boltYou cutsomethingover$50/yd"But it'snot anEXACTmatch :((("Asks for waymore fabricthan therecould beDidn't bringwhat they'retrying tomatch"Huh, Ididn't knowwe evenhad that"Thermostatwars"You haveto open astore in____!"Youfolded fatquartersNo idea howto describewhat theywant"But whichcolor doYOU thinkis best?"DullscissorsEndcapdestroyedby cartChildyellingYarnalanche"What'supstairs?"Customermakes astink aboutsomethingridiculousHasmeasurementsonly in cmJoann'smentionedSummonedby the bellwhen you'reRight There"How much do Ineed?" (Doesn'thave anymeasurements)Caller asksfor veryspecificcolor"Whydon't youhave____?!"Customershopping forsomeoneelse"Do youhave thisfabric I sawonce in1999...""Do youhave solidflannel?"Somethingimportantbreaks"Can I donatemyfabric/buttonsto you?"Cartstacked tothe brimwith boltsAnimal(serviceorotherwise)STRONGweed/smoke/perfume/BOYou cutfatquarters"Cleanupin aisle___"Customerleaves stuffon thecutting tableCustomergives u agift"Want abag?" "Ifyou haveone"You dida burntest"1/4yd ofeach ofthese 50,please"BizarreprojectFinish ayellowpadCustomerpronouncesa termwrongHave to tella customerthat wehave cartsCart full tothe brimwithremnants"First timehere, I'moverwhelmed""It costsHOWmuch??!?!"Customermakesyou domathYou goton aladder"I came allthe wayfrom ___!"Emptypackagingin theaisleFabrilanche>$500purchaseYardstickdisappeared>$1000purchaseCustomeremptieswhole purseon the tableSomeoneyou knowcame inTMI(gross orsad story)Interruptedwhenalreadyhelpingsomeone"There areNO fabricstoresanymore"Customertouchingfabric whileyou'recutting"When willyou getmore/Canyou orderit?"Caller lostin theparking lotCreditcardsystemdownCustomerbroughtsomething inand it'sdirty/grossAsking fordiscountsfor noreasonFamilyarguingCustomershows acool WIPPerfectamountleft onroll/boltYou cutsomethingover$50/yd"But it'snot anEXACTmatch :((("Asks for waymore fabricthan therecould beDidn't bringwhat they'retrying tomatch"Huh, Ididn't knowwe evenhad that"Thermostatwars"You haveto open astore in____!"Youfolded fatquartersNo idea howto describewhat theywant"But whichcolor doYOU thinkis best?"DullscissorsEndcapdestroyedby cartChildyellingYarnalanche

Fabric Store Bingo (Post Joann's) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "What's upstairs?"
  2. Customer makes a stink about something ridiculous
  3. Has measurements only in cm
  4. Joann's mentioned
  5. Summoned by the bell when you're Right There
  6. "How much do I need?" (Doesn't have any measurements)
  7. Caller asks for very specific color
  8. "Why don't you have ____?!"
  9. Customer shopping for someone else
  10. "Do you have this fabric I saw once in 1999..."
  11. "Do you have solid flannel?"
  12. Something important breaks
  13. "Can I donate my fabric/buttons to you?"
  14. Cart stacked to the brim with bolts
  15. Animal (service or otherwise)
  16. STRONG weed/smoke/perfume/BO
  17. You cut fat quarters
  18. "Cleanup in aisle ___"
  19. Customer leaves stuff on the cutting table
  20. Customer gives u a gift
  21. "Want a bag?" "If you have one"
  22. You did a burn test
  23. "1/4yd of each of these 50, please"
  24. Bizarre project
  25. Finish a yellow pad
  26. Customer pronounces a term wrong
  27. Have to tell a customer that we have carts
  28. Cart full to the brim with remnants
  29. "First time here, I'm overwhelmed"
  30. "It costs HOW much??!?!"
  31. Customer makes you do math
  32. You got on a ladder
  33. "I came all the way from ___!"
  34. Empty packaging in the aisle
  35. Fabrilanche
  36. >$500 purchase
  37. Yardstick disappeared
  38. >$1000 purchase
  39. Customer empties whole purse on the table
  40. Someone you know came in
  41. TMI (gross or sad story)
  42. Interrupted when already helping someone
  43. "There are NO fabric stores anymore"
  44. Customer touching fabric while you're cutting
  45. "When will you get more/Can you order it?"
  46. Caller lost in the parking lot
  47. Credit card system down
  48. Customer brought something in and it's dirty/gross
  49. Asking for discounts for no reason
  50. Family arguing
  51. Customer shows a cool WIP
  52. Perfect amount left on roll/bolt
  53. You cut something over $50/yd
  54. "But it's not an EXACT match :((("
  55. Asks for way more fabric than there could be
  56. Didn't bring what they're trying to match
  57. "Huh, I didn't know we even had that"
  58. Thermostat wars
  59. "You have to open a store in ____!"
  60. You folded fat quarters
  61. No idea how to describe what they want
  62. "But which color do YOU think is best?"
  63. Dull scissors
  64. Endcap destroyed by cart
  65. Child yelling
  66. Yarnalanche