"this is not adrive-thru sirplease stopyou're noteven in a car""why arethere noWalterBoys""you can't payyour electricitybill with WalterFun Bucks""why areyour eyesgreen""stop tryingto pay forthings withWalter FunBucks""how didyou fundthis""you soullessmachines aredamning usall""did heseriously giveboth his sonsthe samename""butelephantsare socool""you cannotpay court-ordered fineswith WalterFun Bucks""aren'tyou like87 yearsold""why is yourface differentfrom lastweek""what'swith themask""why wasn'tMarknamedPeter""how can youwrite a lovesong when youcan'texperiencelove""human immunesystems are notequipped to dealwith contaminationfrom otherdimensions""are youa specialeffect""isn't your currenthusband partlyresponsible foryour firsthusband's death""you can't buythirty bags ofkitty litter withWalter FunBucks""you can't paythe family of thevictim yourdemonic chairate with WalterFun Bucks""did he evenask Delilah ifshe wanted abunch ofrobots""'me and mybaby lovesaturday nights'isgrammaticallyincorrect""has anyoneeven checkedon your olddrummer inthose caves""a longstandingfamily feud isnot a validexcuse when itcomes tofelonies""this is not adrive-thru sirplease stopyou're noteven in a car""why arethere noWalterBoys""you can't payyour electricitybill with WalterFun Bucks""why areyour eyesgreen""stop tryingto pay forthings withWalter FunBucks""how didyou fundthis""you soullessmachines aredamning usall""did heseriously giveboth his sonsthe samename""butelephantsare socool""you cannotpay court-ordered fineswith WalterFun Bucks""aren'tyou like87 yearsold""why is yourface differentfrom lastweek""what'swith themask""why wasn'tMarknamedPeter""how can youwrite a lovesong when youcan'texperiencelove""human immunesystems are notequipped to dealwith contaminationfrom otherdimensions""are youa specialeffect""isn't your currenthusband partlyresponsible foryour firsthusband's death""you can't buythirty bags ofkitty litter withWalter FunBucks""you can't paythe family of thevictim yourdemonic chairate with WalterFun Bucks""did he evenask Delilah ifshe wanted abunch ofrobots""'me and mybaby lovesaturday nights'isgrammaticallyincorrect""has anyoneeven checkedon your olddrummer inthose caves""a longstandingfamily feud isnot a validexcuse when itcomes tofelonies"

Things that Walters (human or otherwise) are tired of - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "this is not a drive-thru sir please stop you're not even in a car"
  2. "why are there no Walter Boys"
  3. "you can't pay your electricity bill with Walter Fun Bucks"
  4. "why are your eyes green"
  5. "stop trying to pay for things with Walter Fun Bucks"
  6. "how did you fund this"
  7. "you soulless machines are damning us all"
  8. "did he seriously give both his sons the same name"
  9. "but elephants are so cool"
  10. "you cannot pay court-ordered fines with Walter Fun Bucks"
  11. "aren't you like 87 years old"
  12. "why is your face different from last week"
  13. "what's with the mask"
  14. "why wasn't Mark named Peter"
  15. "how can you write a love song when you can't experience love"
  16. "human immune systems are not equipped to deal with contamination from other dimensions"
  17. "are you a special effect"
  18. "isn't your current husband partly responsible for your first husband's death"
  19. "you can't buy thirty bags of kitty litter with Walter Fun Bucks"
  20. "you can't pay the family of the victim your demonic chair ate with Walter Fun Bucks"
  21. "did he even ask Delilah if she wanted a bunch of robots"
  22. "'me and my baby love saturday nights' is grammatically incorrect"
  23. "has anyone even checked on your old drummer in those caves"
  24. "a longstanding family feud is not a valid excuse when it comes to felonies"