"butelephantsare socool""isn't your currenthusband partlyresponsible foryour firsthusband's death""a longstandingfamily feud isnot a validexcuse when itcomes tofelonies""has anyoneeven checkedon your olddrummer inthose caves""why areyour eyesgreen""you cannotpay court-ordered fineswith WalterFun Bucks""human immunesystems are notequipped to dealwith contaminationfrom otherdimensions""you soullessmachines aredamning usall""you can't payyour electricitybill with WalterFun Bucks""you can't buythirty bags ofkitty litter withWalter FunBucks""you can't paythe family of thevictim yourdemonic chairate with WalterFun Bucks""stop tryingto pay forthings withWalter FunBucks""why arethere noWalterBoys""this is not adrive-thru sirplease stopyou're noteven in a car""did he evenask Delilah ifshe wanted abunch ofrobots""aren'tyou like87 yearsold""how can youwrite a lovesong when youcan'texperiencelove""'me and mybaby lovesaturday nights'isgrammaticallyincorrect""what'swith themask""did heseriously giveboth his sonsthe samename""are youa specialeffect""why is yourface differentfrom lastweek""how didyou fundthis""why wasn'tMarknamedPeter""butelephantsare socool""isn't your currenthusband partlyresponsible foryour firsthusband's death""a longstandingfamily feud isnot a validexcuse when itcomes tofelonies""has anyoneeven checkedon your olddrummer inthose caves""why areyour eyesgreen""you cannotpay court-ordered fineswith WalterFun Bucks""human immunesystems are notequipped to dealwith contaminationfrom otherdimensions""you soullessmachines aredamning usall""you can't payyour electricitybill with WalterFun Bucks""you can't buythirty bags ofkitty litter withWalter FunBucks""you can't paythe family of thevictim yourdemonic chairate with WalterFun Bucks""stop tryingto pay forthings withWalter FunBucks""why arethere noWalterBoys""this is not adrive-thru sirplease stopyou're noteven in a car""did he evenask Delilah ifshe wanted abunch ofrobots""aren'tyou like87 yearsold""how can youwrite a lovesong when youcan'texperiencelove""'me and mybaby lovesaturday nights'isgrammaticallyincorrect""what'swith themask""did heseriously giveboth his sonsthe samename""are youa specialeffect""why is yourface differentfrom lastweek""how didyou fundthis""why wasn'tMarknamedPeter"

Things that Walters (human or otherwise) are tired of - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "but elephants are so cool"
  2. "isn't your current husband partly responsible for your first husband's death"
  3. "a longstanding family feud is not a valid excuse when it comes to felonies"
  4. "has anyone even checked on your old drummer in those caves"
  5. "why are your eyes green"
  6. "you cannot pay court-ordered fines with Walter Fun Bucks"
  7. "human immune systems are not equipped to deal with contamination from other dimensions"
  8. "you soulless machines are damning us all"
  9. "you can't pay your electricity bill with Walter Fun Bucks"
  10. "you can't buy thirty bags of kitty litter with Walter Fun Bucks"
  11. "you can't pay the family of the victim your demonic chair ate with Walter Fun Bucks"
  12. "stop trying to pay for things with Walter Fun Bucks"
  13. "why are there no Walter Boys"
  14. "this is not a drive-thru sir please stop you're not even in a car"
  15. "did he even ask Delilah if she wanted a bunch of robots"
  16. "aren't you like 87 years old"
  17. "how can you write a love song when you can't experience love"
  18. "'me and my baby love saturday nights' is grammatically incorrect"
  19. "what's with the mask"
  20. "did he seriously give both his sons the same name"
  21. "are you a special effect"
  22. "why is your face different from last week"
  23. "how did you fund this"
  24. "why wasn't Mark named Peter"