*machineis out ofmoney "*Thecustomer"knows morethan you"*Asks aboutseveralproducts,buysnothing*50 centsof juicenomas"I have adrug test! Ineed adetox/ fakeurine!"Smelly, stinky,crusty custyleaves alingering smellin your store*Pulling/banging onlocked dooror window**Asks for arose stem/bubble/ oilburner**Points at theshelf insteadof telling youwhat theywant*I used tosmokereggie backin the days*Arguesabout beingID'd* (Anyreason)Veteransdiscount*Myhomeboytold mecome hereWhichone hitsharder?*Cardreadercrashes*"Do yousell LostMarys?""Do you sellcigarettes?""I'm justlooking"(Makes a fulllap around thestore, leaves)"Can I returnthis (useddisposable)?""Keep thechange"(There isno change)"Do youhave abathroom?""Do youguys sellvape juice??...Oh""Hi, howare you?""I NEED ACOIL!"You fix a simpleproblem bycleaning acustomer'scrusty deviceYou didn'tadd mypoints*machineis out ofmoney "*Thecustomer"knows morethan you"*Asks aboutseveralproducts,buysnothing*50 centsof juicenomas"I have adrug test! Ineed adetox/ fakeurine!"Smelly, stinky,crusty custyleaves alingering smellin your store*Pulling/banging onlocked dooror window**Asks for arose stem/bubble/ oilburner**Points at theshelf insteadof telling youwhat theywant*I used tosmokereggie backin the days*Arguesabout beingID'd* (Anyreason)Veteransdiscount*Myhomeboytold mecome hereWhichone hitsharder?*Cardreadercrashes*"Do yousell LostMarys?""Do you sellcigarettes?""I'm justlooking"(Makes a fulllap around thestore, leaves)"Can I returnthis (useddisposable)?""Keep thechange"(There isno change)"Do youhave abathroom?""Do youguys sellvape juice??...Oh""Hi, howare you?""I NEED ACOIL!"You fix a simpleproblem bycleaning acustomer'scrusty deviceYou didn'tadd mypoints

Smoke Shop Customer - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. B-*machine is out of money "*
  2. I-The customer "knows more than you"
  3. O-*Asks about several products, buys nothing*
  4. G-50 cents of juice nomas
  5. G-"I have a drug test! I need a detox/ fake urine!"
  6. B-Smelly, stinky, crusty custy leaves a lingering smell in your store
  7. N-*Pulling/ banging on locked door or window*
  8. I-*Asks for a rose stem/ bubble/ oil burner*
  9. N-*Points at the shelf instead of telling you what they want*
  10. G-I used to smoke reggie back in the days
  11. O-*Argues about being ID'd* (Any reason)
  12. O-Veterans discount*
  13. G-My homeboy told me come here
  14. N-Which one hits harder?
  15. B-*Card reader crashes*
  16. N-"Do you sell Lost Marys?"
  17. B-"Do you sell cigarettes?"
  18. I-"I'm just looking" (Makes a full lap around the store, leaves)
  19. I-"Can I return this (used disposable)?"
  20. I-"Keep the change" (There is no change)
  21. B-"Do you have a bathroom?"
  22. G-"Do you guys sell vape juice?? ...Oh"
  23. O-"Hi, how are you?" "I NEED A COIL!"
  24. O-You fix a simple problem by cleaning a customer's crusty device
  25. N-You didn't add my points