You fix a simpleproblem bycleaning acustomer'scrusty device"Do youguys sellvape juice??...Oh"*Pulling/banging onlocked dooror window*"I'm justlooking"(Makes a fulllap around thestore, leaves)I used tosmokereggie backin the days"Keep thechange"(There isno change)*Arguesabout beingID'd* (Anyreason)Whichone hitsharder?Thecustomer"knows morethan you"You didn'tadd mypoints"Hi, howare you?""I NEED ACOIL!"50 centsof juicenomas*Asks aboutseveralproducts,buysnothing*"Do youhave abathroom?"*Cardreadercrashes*Myhomeboytold mecome hereVeteransdiscount**Asks for arose stem/bubble/ oilburner*Smelly, stinky,crusty custyleaves alingering smellin your store"Do you sellcigarettes?""Can I returnthis (useddisposable)?"*machineis out ofmoney "*"Do yousell LostMarys?"*Points at theshelf insteadof telling youwhat theywant*"I have adrug test! Ineed adetox/ fakeurine!"You fix a simpleproblem bycleaning acustomer'scrusty device"Do youguys sellvape juice??...Oh"*Pulling/banging onlocked dooror window*"I'm justlooking"(Makes a fulllap around thestore, leaves)I used tosmokereggie backin the days"Keep thechange"(There isno change)*Arguesabout beingID'd* (Anyreason)Whichone hitsharder?Thecustomer"knows morethan you"You didn'tadd mypoints"Hi, howare you?""I NEED ACOIL!"50 centsof juicenomas*Asks aboutseveralproducts,buysnothing*"Do youhave abathroom?"*Cardreadercrashes*Myhomeboytold mecome hereVeteransdiscount**Asks for arose stem/bubble/ oilburner*Smelly, stinky,crusty custyleaves alingering smellin your store"Do you sellcigarettes?""Can I returnthis (useddisposable)?"*machineis out ofmoney "*"Do yousell LostMarys?"*Points at theshelf insteadof telling youwhat theywant*"I have adrug test! Ineed adetox/ fakeurine!"

Smoke Shop Customer - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. O-You fix a simple problem by cleaning a customer's crusty device
  2. G-"Do you guys sell vape juice?? ...Oh"
  3. N-*Pulling/ banging on locked door or window*
  4. I-"I'm just looking" (Makes a full lap around the store, leaves)
  5. G-I used to smoke reggie back in the days
  6. I-"Keep the change" (There is no change)
  7. O-*Argues about being ID'd* (Any reason)
  8. N-Which one hits harder?
  9. I-The customer "knows more than you"
  10. N-You didn't add my points
  11. O-"Hi, how are you?" "I NEED A COIL!"
  12. G-50 cents of juice nomas
  13. O-*Asks about several products, buys nothing*
  14. B-"Do you have a bathroom?"
  15. B-*Card reader crashes*
  16. G-My homeboy told me come here
  17. O-Veterans discount*
  18. I-*Asks for a rose stem/ bubble/ oil burner*
  19. B-Smelly, stinky, crusty custy leaves a lingering smell in your store
  20. B-"Do you sell cigarettes?"
  21. I-"Can I return this (used disposable)?"
  22. B-*machine is out of money "*
  23. N-"Do you sell Lost Marys?"
  24. N-*Points at the shelf instead of telling you what they want*
  25. G-"I have a drug test! I need a detox/ fake urine!"