*Points at theshelf insteadof telling youwhat theywant*"Hi, howare you?""I NEED ACOIL!"Thecustomer"knows morethan you"Myhomeboytold mecome here*Arguesabout beingID'd* (Anyreason)*Asks for arose stem/bubble/ oilburner*I used tosmokereggie backin the daysSmelly, stinky,crusty custyleaves alingering smellin your store"Do youhave abathroom?"*machineis out ofmoney "**Pulling/banging onlocked dooror window*"Keep thechange"(There isno change)*Asks aboutseveralproducts,buysnothing*"Do yousell LostMarys?""Can I returnthis (useddisposable)?""I have adrug test! Ineed adetox/ fakeurine!"You didn'tadd mypointsWhichone hitsharder?*Cardreadercrashes*Veteransdiscount*"I'm justlooking"(Makes a fulllap around thestore, leaves)"Do you sellcigarettes?""Do youguys sellvape juice??...Oh"You fix a simpleproblem bycleaning acustomer'scrusty device50 centsof juicenomas*Points at theshelf insteadof telling youwhat theywant*"Hi, howare you?""I NEED ACOIL!"Thecustomer"knows morethan you"Myhomeboytold mecome here*Arguesabout beingID'd* (Anyreason)*Asks for arose stem/bubble/ oilburner*I used tosmokereggie backin the daysSmelly, stinky,crusty custyleaves alingering smellin your store"Do youhave abathroom?"*machineis out ofmoney "**Pulling/banging onlocked dooror window*"Keep thechange"(There isno change)*Asks aboutseveralproducts,buysnothing*"Do yousell LostMarys?""Can I returnthis (useddisposable)?""I have adrug test! Ineed adetox/ fakeurine!"You didn'tadd mypointsWhichone hitsharder?*Cardreadercrashes*Veteransdiscount*"I'm justlooking"(Makes a fulllap around thestore, leaves)"Do you sellcigarettes?""Do youguys sellvape juice??...Oh"You fix a simpleproblem bycleaning acustomer'scrusty device50 centsof juicenomas

Smoke Shop Customer - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. N-*Points at the shelf instead of telling you what they want*
  2. O-"Hi, how are you?" "I NEED A COIL!"
  3. I-The customer "knows more than you"
  4. G-My homeboy told me come here
  5. O-*Argues about being ID'd* (Any reason)
  6. I-*Asks for a rose stem/ bubble/ oil burner*
  7. G-I used to smoke reggie back in the days
  8. B-Smelly, stinky, crusty custy leaves a lingering smell in your store
  9. B-"Do you have a bathroom?"
  10. B-*machine is out of money "*
  11. N-*Pulling/ banging on locked door or window*
  12. I-"Keep the change" (There is no change)
  13. O-*Asks about several products, buys nothing*
  14. N-"Do you sell Lost Marys?"
  15. I-"Can I return this (used disposable)?"
  16. G-"I have a drug test! I need a detox/ fake urine!"
  17. N-You didn't add my points
  18. N-Which one hits harder?
  19. B-*Card reader crashes*
  20. O-Veterans discount*
  21. I-"I'm just looking" (Makes a full lap around the store, leaves)
  22. B-"Do you sell cigarettes?"
  23. G-"Do you guys sell vape juice?? ...Oh"
  24. O-You fix a simple problem by cleaning a customer's crusty device
  25. G-50 cents of juice nomas