Fake cryingturns REALcryingTries towalk awaymid-arrest“I IDENTIFYAS A FREEHUMANBEING!”“This isharassment!”Demandsthe*manager*of copsTries toescape byspeed-walking at 2mphBrings up acompletelyunrelatedmedicalconditionTries to use“sovereigncitizen” logicbut gets thescript wrong“My taxespay forthis wholeTOWN!”ClaimsallergiestohandcuffsTries tonegotiate herrelease like it’sa customer-service returnThreatensto sueeveryoneClaims she’sbeing arrestedbecause she’s“a mother”Claims she’s“never beentreated this wayin her LIFE”(definitely has)Demands theofficer’s badgenumber… thenimmediatelyforgets itTries to turnbystandersinto her legalwitnessesName-dropshusband’sjobAttempts touse astrologysomehow (“I’ma Libra, I can’tbe detained!”)Says sheknows thepolice chiefbut obviouslydoes not“You’reassaultingme!”“I KNOWMYRIGHTS!”Recordscops onwrongcamera“I payyoursalary!”Yells “THISIS GOINGVIRAL!” as ifit’s a threatBlameseveryonebutherselfSaysshe’s “tooimportant”Calls someone“sweetie” or“honey” in athreateningtoneCalls 911on theofficersMisquotestheConstitutionFake cryingturns REALcryingTries towalk awaymid-arrest“I IDENTIFYAS A FREEHUMANBEING!”“This isharassment!”Demandsthe*manager*of copsTries toescape byspeed-walking at 2mphBrings up acompletelyunrelatedmedicalconditionTries to use“sovereigncitizen” logicbut gets thescript wrong“My taxespay forthis wholeTOWN!”ClaimsallergiestohandcuffsTries tonegotiate herrelease like it’sa customer-service returnThreatensto sueeveryoneClaims she’sbeing arrestedbecause she’s“a mother”Claims she’s“never beentreated this wayin her LIFE”(definitely has)Demands theofficer’s badgenumber… thenimmediatelyforgets itTries to turnbystandersinto her legalwitnessesName-dropshusband’sjobAttempts touse astrologysomehow (“I’ma Libra, I can’tbe detained!”)Says sheknows thepolice chiefbut obviouslydoes not“You’reassaultingme!”“I KNOWMYRIGHTS!”Recordscops onwrongcamera“I payyoursalary!”Yells “THISIS GOINGVIRAL!” as ifit’s a threatBlameseveryonebutherselfSaysshe’s “tooimportant”Calls someone“sweetie” or“honey” in athreateningtoneCalls 911on theofficersMisquotestheConstitution

Arrested Karen Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Fake crying turns REAL crying
  2. Tries to walk away mid-arrest
  3. “I IDENTIFY AS A FREE HUMAN BEING!”
  4. “This is harassment!”
  5. Demands the *manager* of cops
  6. Tries to escape by speed-walking at 2 mph
  7. Brings up a completely unrelated medical condition
  8. Tries to use “sovereign citizen” logic but gets the script wrong
  9. “My taxes pay for this whole TOWN!”
  10. Claims allergies to handcuffs
  11. Tries to negotiate her release like it’s a customer-service return
  12. Threatens to sue everyone
  13. Claims she’s being arrested because she’s “a mother”
  14. Claims she’s “never been treated this way in her LIFE” (definitely has)
  15. Demands the officer’s badge number… then immediately forgets it
  16. Tries to turn bystanders into her legal witnesses
  17. Name-drops husband’s job
  18. Attempts to use astrology somehow (“I’m a Libra, I can’t be detained!”)
  19. Says she knows the police chief but obviously does not
  20. “You’re assaulting me!”
  21. “I KNOW MY RIGHTS!”
  22. Records cops on wrong camera
  23. “I pay your salary!”
  24. Yells “THIS IS GOING VIRAL!” as if it’s a threat
  25. Blames everyone but herself
  26. Says she’s “too important”
  27. Calls someone “sweetie” or “honey” in a threatening tone
  28. Calls 911 on the officers
  29. Misquotes the Constitution