Tries towalk awaymid-arrestClaims she’s“never beentreated this wayin her LIFE”(definitely has)Name-dropshusband’sjobTries toescape byspeed-walking at 2mph“I payyoursalary!”Calls someone“sweetie” or“honey” in athreateningtoneDemands theofficer’s badgenumber… thenimmediatelyforgets itDemandsthe*manager*of copsCalls 911on theofficersTries tonegotiate herrelease like it’sa customer-service return“I KNOWMYRIGHTS!”Says sheknows thepolice chiefbut obviouslydoes not“My taxespay forthis wholeTOWN!”Tries to use“sovereigncitizen” logicbut gets thescript wrong“I IDENTIFYAS A FREEHUMANBEING!”Recordscops onwrongcameraYells “THISIS GOINGVIRAL!” as ifit’s a threatClaimsallergiestohandcuffsBlameseveryonebutherselfClaims she’sbeing arrestedbecause she’s“a mother”Threatensto sueeveryoneBrings up acompletelyunrelatedmedicalconditionMisquotestheConstitution“You’reassaultingme!”Attempts touse astrologysomehow (“I’ma Libra, I can’tbe detained!”)Tries to turnbystandersinto her legalwitnesses“This isharassment!”Fake cryingturns REALcryingSaysshe’s “tooimportant”Tries towalk awaymid-arrestClaims she’s“never beentreated this wayin her LIFE”(definitely has)Name-dropshusband’sjobTries toescape byspeed-walking at 2mph“I payyoursalary!”Calls someone“sweetie” or“honey” in athreateningtoneDemands theofficer’s badgenumber… thenimmediatelyforgets itDemandsthe*manager*of copsCalls 911on theofficersTries tonegotiate herrelease like it’sa customer-service return“I KNOWMYRIGHTS!”Says sheknows thepolice chiefbut obviouslydoes not“My taxespay forthis wholeTOWN!”Tries to use“sovereigncitizen” logicbut gets thescript wrong“I IDENTIFYAS A FREEHUMANBEING!”Recordscops onwrongcameraYells “THISIS GOINGVIRAL!” as ifit’s a threatClaimsallergiestohandcuffsBlameseveryonebutherselfClaims she’sbeing arrestedbecause she’s“a mother”Threatensto sueeveryoneBrings up acompletelyunrelatedmedicalconditionMisquotestheConstitution“You’reassaultingme!”Attempts touse astrologysomehow (“I’ma Libra, I can’tbe detained!”)Tries to turnbystandersinto her legalwitnesses“This isharassment!”Fake cryingturns REALcryingSaysshe’s “tooimportant”

Arrested Karen Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Tries to walk away mid-arrest
  2. Claims she’s “never been treated this way in her LIFE” (definitely has)
  3. Name-drops husband’s job
  4. Tries to escape by speed-walking at 2 mph
  5. “I pay your salary!”
  6. Calls someone “sweetie” or “honey” in a threatening tone
  7. Demands the officer’s badge number… then immediately forgets it
  8. Demands the *manager* of cops
  9. Calls 911 on the officers
  10. Tries to negotiate her release like it’s a customer-service return
  11. “I KNOW MY RIGHTS!”
  12. Says she knows the police chief but obviously does not
  13. “My taxes pay for this whole TOWN!”
  14. Tries to use “sovereign citizen” logic but gets the script wrong
  15. “I IDENTIFY AS A FREE HUMAN BEING!”
  16. Records cops on wrong camera
  17. Yells “THIS IS GOING VIRAL!” as if it’s a threat
  18. Claims allergies to handcuffs
  19. Blames everyone but herself
  20. Claims she’s being arrested because she’s “a mother”
  21. Threatens to sue everyone
  22. Brings up a completely unrelated medical condition
  23. Misquotes the Constitution
  24. “You’re assaulting me!”
  25. Attempts to use astrology somehow (“I’m a Libra, I can’t be detained!”)
  26. Tries to turn bystanders into her legal witnesses
  27. “This is harassment!”
  28. Fake crying turns REAL crying
  29. Says she’s “too important”