“You’reassaultingme!”Calls 911on theofficersClaims she’s“never beentreated this wayin her LIFE”(definitely has)Yells “THISIS GOINGVIRAL!” as ifit’s a threatBlameseveryonebutherselfThreatensto sueeveryoneClaims she’sbeing arrestedbecause she’s“a mother”“This isharassment!”Saysshe’s “tooimportant”Recordscops onwrongcamera“My taxespay forthis wholeTOWN!”Tries tonegotiate herrelease like it’sa customer-service returnCalls someone“sweetie” or“honey” in athreateningtoneMisquotestheConstitution“I payyoursalary!”Fake cryingturns REALcryingClaimsallergiestohandcuffsName-dropshusband’sjob“I IDENTIFYAS A FREEHUMANBEING!”Attempts touse astrologysomehow (“I’ma Libra, I can’tbe detained!”)Says sheknows thepolice chiefbut obviouslydoes notTries to use“sovereigncitizen” logicbut gets thescript wrongTries towalk awaymid-arrestDemandsthe*manager*of copsDemands theofficer’s badgenumber… thenimmediatelyforgets itTries to turnbystandersinto her legalwitnessesTries toescape byspeed-walking at 2mphBrings up acompletelyunrelatedmedicalcondition“I KNOWMYRIGHTS!”“You’reassaultingme!”Calls 911on theofficersClaims she’s“never beentreated this wayin her LIFE”(definitely has)Yells “THISIS GOINGVIRAL!” as ifit’s a threatBlameseveryonebutherselfThreatensto sueeveryoneClaims she’sbeing arrestedbecause she’s“a mother”“This isharassment!”Saysshe’s “tooimportant”Recordscops onwrongcamera“My taxespay forthis wholeTOWN!”Tries tonegotiate herrelease like it’sa customer-service returnCalls someone“sweetie” or“honey” in athreateningtoneMisquotestheConstitution“I payyoursalary!”Fake cryingturns REALcryingClaimsallergiestohandcuffsName-dropshusband’sjob“I IDENTIFYAS A FREEHUMANBEING!”Attempts touse astrologysomehow (“I’ma Libra, I can’tbe detained!”)Says sheknows thepolice chiefbut obviouslydoes notTries to use“sovereigncitizen” logicbut gets thescript wrongTries towalk awaymid-arrestDemandsthe*manager*of copsDemands theofficer’s badgenumber… thenimmediatelyforgets itTries to turnbystandersinto her legalwitnessesTries toescape byspeed-walking at 2mphBrings up acompletelyunrelatedmedicalcondition“I KNOWMYRIGHTS!”

Arrested Karen Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “You’re assaulting me!”
  2. Calls 911 on the officers
  3. Claims she’s “never been treated this way in her LIFE” (definitely has)
  4. Yells “THIS IS GOING VIRAL!” as if it’s a threat
  5. Blames everyone but herself
  6. Threatens to sue everyone
  7. Claims she’s being arrested because she’s “a mother”
  8. “This is harassment!”
  9. Says she’s “too important”
  10. Records cops on wrong camera
  11. “My taxes pay for this whole TOWN!”
  12. Tries to negotiate her release like it’s a customer-service return
  13. Calls someone “sweetie” or “honey” in a threatening tone
  14. Misquotes the Constitution
  15. “I pay your salary!”
  16. Fake crying turns REAL crying
  17. Claims allergies to handcuffs
  18. Name-drops husband’s job
  19. “I IDENTIFY AS A FREE HUMAN BEING!”
  20. Attempts to use astrology somehow (“I’m a Libra, I can’t be detained!”)
  21. Says she knows the police chief but obviously does not
  22. Tries to use “sovereign citizen” logic but gets the script wrong
  23. Tries to walk away mid-arrest
  24. Demands the *manager* of cops
  25. Demands the officer’s badge number… then immediately forgets it
  26. Tries to turn bystanders into her legal witnesses
  27. Tries to escape by speed-walking at 2 mph
  28. Brings up a completely unrelated medical condition
  29. “I KNOW MY RIGHTS!”