Claimsallergiestohandcuffs“I KNOWMYRIGHTS!”Tries toescape byspeed-walking at 2mph“I payyoursalary!”Tries towalk awaymid-arrestBlameseveryonebutherselfDemandsthe*manager*of copsCalls someone“sweetie” or“honey” in athreateningtoneCalls 911on theofficersTries to turnbystandersinto her legalwitnesses“This isharassment!”Yells “THISIS GOINGVIRAL!” as ifit’s a threatBrings up acompletelyunrelatedmedicalconditionClaims she’sbeing arrestedbecause she’s“a mother”“My taxespay forthis wholeTOWN!”Tries tonegotiate herrelease like it’sa customer-service returnClaims she’s“never beentreated this wayin her LIFE”(definitely has)“I IDENTIFYAS A FREEHUMANBEING!”Fake cryingturns REALcryingSays sheknows thepolice chiefbut obviouslydoes notAttempts touse astrologysomehow (“I’ma Libra, I can’tbe detained!”)MisquotestheConstitutionTries to use“sovereigncitizen” logicbut gets thescript wrongDemands theofficer’s badgenumber… thenimmediatelyforgets itSaysshe’s “tooimportant”“You’reassaultingme!”Name-dropshusband’sjobThreatensto sueeveryoneRecordscops onwrongcameraClaimsallergiestohandcuffs“I KNOWMYRIGHTS!”Tries toescape byspeed-walking at 2mph“I payyoursalary!”Tries towalk awaymid-arrestBlameseveryonebutherselfDemandsthe*manager*of copsCalls someone“sweetie” or“honey” in athreateningtoneCalls 911on theofficersTries to turnbystandersinto her legalwitnesses“This isharassment!”Yells “THISIS GOINGVIRAL!” as ifit’s a threatBrings up acompletelyunrelatedmedicalconditionClaims she’sbeing arrestedbecause she’s“a mother”“My taxespay forthis wholeTOWN!”Tries tonegotiate herrelease like it’sa customer-service returnClaims she’s“never beentreated this wayin her LIFE”(definitely has)“I IDENTIFYAS A FREEHUMANBEING!”Fake cryingturns REALcryingSays sheknows thepolice chiefbut obviouslydoes notAttempts touse astrologysomehow (“I’ma Libra, I can’tbe detained!”)MisquotestheConstitutionTries to use“sovereigncitizen” logicbut gets thescript wrongDemands theofficer’s badgenumber… thenimmediatelyforgets itSaysshe’s “tooimportant”“You’reassaultingme!”Name-dropshusband’sjobThreatensto sueeveryoneRecordscops onwrongcamera

Arrested Karen Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Claims allergies to handcuffs
  2. “I KNOW MY RIGHTS!”
  3. Tries to escape by speed-walking at 2 mph
  4. “I pay your salary!”
  5. Tries to walk away mid-arrest
  6. Blames everyone but herself
  7. Demands the *manager* of cops
  8. Calls someone “sweetie” or “honey” in a threatening tone
  9. Calls 911 on the officers
  10. Tries to turn bystanders into her legal witnesses
  11. “This is harassment!”
  12. Yells “THIS IS GOING VIRAL!” as if it’s a threat
  13. Brings up a completely unrelated medical condition
  14. Claims she’s being arrested because she’s “a mother”
  15. “My taxes pay for this whole TOWN!”
  16. Tries to negotiate her release like it’s a customer-service return
  17. Claims she’s “never been treated this way in her LIFE” (definitely has)
  18. “I IDENTIFY AS A FREE HUMAN BEING!”
  19. Fake crying turns REAL crying
  20. Says she knows the police chief but obviously does not
  21. Attempts to use astrology somehow (“I’m a Libra, I can’t be detained!”)
  22. Misquotes the Constitution
  23. Tries to use “sovereign citizen” logic but gets the script wrong
  24. Demands the officer’s badge number… then immediately forgets it
  25. Says she’s “too important”
  26. “You’re assaulting me!”
  27. Name-drops husband’s job
  28. Threatens to sue everyone
  29. Records cops on wrong camera