Claims she’sbeing arrestedbecause she’s“a mother”Brings up acompletelyunrelatedmedicalconditionDemands theofficer’s badgenumber… thenimmediatelyforgets itTries towalk awaymid-arrest“This isharassment!”Calls 911on theofficersMisquotestheConstitutionFake cryingturns REALcrying“I IDENTIFYAS A FREEHUMANBEING!”Tries to use“sovereigncitizen” logicbut gets thescript wrong“I KNOWMYRIGHTS!”“I payyoursalary!”Name-dropshusband’sjob“My taxespay forthis wholeTOWN!”Tries tonegotiate herrelease like it’sa customer-service returnSaysshe’s “tooimportant”Blameseveryonebutherself“You’reassaultingme!”Claims she’s“never beentreated this wayin her LIFE”(definitely has)Says sheknows thepolice chiefbut obviouslydoes notTries to turnbystandersinto her legalwitnessesYells “THISIS GOINGVIRAL!” as ifit’s a threatDemandsthe*manager*of copsTries toescape byspeed-walking at 2mphClaimsallergiestohandcuffsAttempts touse astrologysomehow (“I’ma Libra, I can’tbe detained!”)Threatensto sueeveryoneRecordscops onwrongcameraCalls someone“sweetie” or“honey” in athreateningtoneClaims she’sbeing arrestedbecause she’s“a mother”Brings up acompletelyunrelatedmedicalconditionDemands theofficer’s badgenumber… thenimmediatelyforgets itTries towalk awaymid-arrest“This isharassment!”Calls 911on theofficersMisquotestheConstitutionFake cryingturns REALcrying“I IDENTIFYAS A FREEHUMANBEING!”Tries to use“sovereigncitizen” logicbut gets thescript wrong“I KNOWMYRIGHTS!”“I payyoursalary!”Name-dropshusband’sjob“My taxespay forthis wholeTOWN!”Tries tonegotiate herrelease like it’sa customer-service returnSaysshe’s “tooimportant”Blameseveryonebutherself“You’reassaultingme!”Claims she’s“never beentreated this wayin her LIFE”(definitely has)Says sheknows thepolice chiefbut obviouslydoes notTries to turnbystandersinto her legalwitnessesYells “THISIS GOINGVIRAL!” as ifit’s a threatDemandsthe*manager*of copsTries toescape byspeed-walking at 2mphClaimsallergiestohandcuffsAttempts touse astrologysomehow (“I’ma Libra, I can’tbe detained!”)Threatensto sueeveryoneRecordscops onwrongcameraCalls someone“sweetie” or“honey” in athreateningtone

Arrested Karen Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Claims she’s being arrested because she’s “a mother”
  2. Brings up a completely unrelated medical condition
  3. Demands the officer’s badge number… then immediately forgets it
  4. Tries to walk away mid-arrest
  5. “This is harassment!”
  6. Calls 911 on the officers
  7. Misquotes the Constitution
  8. Fake crying turns REAL crying
  9. “I IDENTIFY AS A FREE HUMAN BEING!”
  10. Tries to use “sovereign citizen” logic but gets the script wrong
  11. “I KNOW MY RIGHTS!”
  12. “I pay your salary!”
  13. Name-drops husband’s job
  14. “My taxes pay for this whole TOWN!”
  15. Tries to negotiate her release like it’s a customer-service return
  16. Says she’s “too important”
  17. Blames everyone but herself
  18. “You’re assaulting me!”
  19. Claims she’s “never been treated this way in her LIFE” (definitely has)
  20. Says she knows the police chief but obviously does not
  21. Tries to turn bystanders into her legal witnesses
  22. Yells “THIS IS GOING VIRAL!” as if it’s a threat
  23. Demands the *manager* of cops
  24. Tries to escape by speed-walking at 2 mph
  25. Claims allergies to handcuffs
  26. Attempts to use astrology somehow (“I’m a Libra, I can’t be detained!”)
  27. Threatens to sue everyone
  28. Records cops on wrong camera
  29. Calls someone “sweetie” or “honey” in a threatening tone