“I payyoursalary!”“I KNOWMYRIGHTS!”Demandsthe*manager*of copsCalls 911on theofficers“You’reassaultingme!”Tries to use“sovereigncitizen” logicbut gets thescript wrong“My taxespay forthis wholeTOWN!”Tries towalk awaymid-arrestYells “THISIS GOINGVIRAL!” as ifit’s a threatClaims she’sbeing arrestedbecause she’s“a mother”Fake cryingturns REALcryingDemands theofficer’s badgenumber… thenimmediatelyforgets it“This isharassment!”Attempts touse astrologysomehow (“I’ma Libra, I can’tbe detained!”)Tries to turnbystandersinto her legalwitnessesCalls someone“sweetie” or“honey” in athreateningtoneClaims she’s“never beentreated this wayin her LIFE”(definitely has)ClaimsallergiestohandcuffsMisquotestheConstitutionBrings up acompletelyunrelatedmedicalconditionBlameseveryonebutherselfTries tonegotiate herrelease like it’sa customer-service returnName-dropshusband’sjobSays sheknows thepolice chiefbut obviouslydoes notRecordscops onwrongcameraThreatensto sueeveryoneTries toescape byspeed-walking at 2mph“I IDENTIFYAS A FREEHUMANBEING!”Saysshe’s “tooimportant”“I payyoursalary!”“I KNOWMYRIGHTS!”Demandsthe*manager*of copsCalls 911on theofficers“You’reassaultingme!”Tries to use“sovereigncitizen” logicbut gets thescript wrong“My taxespay forthis wholeTOWN!”Tries towalk awaymid-arrestYells “THISIS GOINGVIRAL!” as ifit’s a threatClaims she’sbeing arrestedbecause she’s“a mother”Fake cryingturns REALcryingDemands theofficer’s badgenumber… thenimmediatelyforgets it“This isharassment!”Attempts touse astrologysomehow (“I’ma Libra, I can’tbe detained!”)Tries to turnbystandersinto her legalwitnessesCalls someone“sweetie” or“honey” in athreateningtoneClaims she’s“never beentreated this wayin her LIFE”(definitely has)ClaimsallergiestohandcuffsMisquotestheConstitutionBrings up acompletelyunrelatedmedicalconditionBlameseveryonebutherselfTries tonegotiate herrelease like it’sa customer-service returnName-dropshusband’sjobSays sheknows thepolice chiefbut obviouslydoes notRecordscops onwrongcameraThreatensto sueeveryoneTries toescape byspeed-walking at 2mph“I IDENTIFYAS A FREEHUMANBEING!”Saysshe’s “tooimportant”

Arrested Karen Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “I pay your salary!”
  2. “I KNOW MY RIGHTS!”
  3. Demands the *manager* of cops
  4. Calls 911 on the officers
  5. “You’re assaulting me!”
  6. Tries to use “sovereign citizen” logic but gets the script wrong
  7. “My taxes pay for this whole TOWN!”
  8. Tries to walk away mid-arrest
  9. Yells “THIS IS GOING VIRAL!” as if it’s a threat
  10. Claims she’s being arrested because she’s “a mother”
  11. Fake crying turns REAL crying
  12. Demands the officer’s badge number… then immediately forgets it
  13. “This is harassment!”
  14. Attempts to use astrology somehow (“I’m a Libra, I can’t be detained!”)
  15. Tries to turn bystanders into her legal witnesses
  16. Calls someone “sweetie” or “honey” in a threatening tone
  17. Claims she’s “never been treated this way in her LIFE” (definitely has)
  18. Claims allergies to handcuffs
  19. Misquotes the Constitution
  20. Brings up a completely unrelated medical condition
  21. Blames everyone but herself
  22. Tries to negotiate her release like it’s a customer-service return
  23. Name-drops husband’s job
  24. Says she knows the police chief but obviously does not
  25. Records cops on wrong camera
  26. Threatens to sue everyone
  27. Tries to escape by speed-walking at 2 mph
  28. “I IDENTIFY AS A FREE HUMAN BEING!”
  29. Says she’s “too important”