“I IDENTIFYAS A FREEHUMANBEING!”Tries to use“sovereigncitizen” logicbut gets thescript wrongTries tonegotiate herrelease like it’sa customer-service returnAttempts touse astrologysomehow (“I’ma Libra, I can’tbe detained!”)Calls 911on theofficers“This isharassment!”“I payyoursalary!”Tries towalk awaymid-arrestSays sheknows thepolice chiefbut obviouslydoes notSaysshe’s “tooimportant”“My taxespay forthis wholeTOWN!”“You’reassaultingme!”Brings up acompletelyunrelatedmedicalcondition“I KNOWMYRIGHTS!”Fake cryingturns REALcryingTries to turnbystandersinto her legalwitnessesClaimsallergiestohandcuffsYells “THISIS GOINGVIRAL!” as ifit’s a threatThreatensto sueeveryoneDemands theofficer’s badgenumber… thenimmediatelyforgets itName-dropshusband’sjobClaims she’s“never beentreated this wayin her LIFE”(definitely has)Demandsthe*manager*of copsBlameseveryonebutherselfTries toescape byspeed-walking at 2mphCalls someone“sweetie” or“honey” in athreateningtoneRecordscops onwrongcameraMisquotestheConstitutionClaims she’sbeing arrestedbecause she’s“a mother”“I IDENTIFYAS A FREEHUMANBEING!”Tries to use“sovereigncitizen” logicbut gets thescript wrongTries tonegotiate herrelease like it’sa customer-service returnAttempts touse astrologysomehow (“I’ma Libra, I can’tbe detained!”)Calls 911on theofficers“This isharassment!”“I payyoursalary!”Tries towalk awaymid-arrestSays sheknows thepolice chiefbut obviouslydoes notSaysshe’s “tooimportant”“My taxespay forthis wholeTOWN!”“You’reassaultingme!”Brings up acompletelyunrelatedmedicalcondition“I KNOWMYRIGHTS!”Fake cryingturns REALcryingTries to turnbystandersinto her legalwitnessesClaimsallergiestohandcuffsYells “THISIS GOINGVIRAL!” as ifit’s a threatThreatensto sueeveryoneDemands theofficer’s badgenumber… thenimmediatelyforgets itName-dropshusband’sjobClaims she’s“never beentreated this wayin her LIFE”(definitely has)Demandsthe*manager*of copsBlameseveryonebutherselfTries toescape byspeed-walking at 2mphCalls someone“sweetie” or“honey” in athreateningtoneRecordscops onwrongcameraMisquotestheConstitutionClaims she’sbeing arrestedbecause she’s“a mother”

Arrested Karen Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “I IDENTIFY AS A FREE HUMAN BEING!”
  2. Tries to use “sovereign citizen” logic but gets the script wrong
  3. Tries to negotiate her release like it’s a customer-service return
  4. Attempts to use astrology somehow (“I’m a Libra, I can’t be detained!”)
  5. Calls 911 on the officers
  6. “This is harassment!”
  7. “I pay your salary!”
  8. Tries to walk away mid-arrest
  9. Says she knows the police chief but obviously does not
  10. Says she’s “too important”
  11. “My taxes pay for this whole TOWN!”
  12. “You’re assaulting me!”
  13. Brings up a completely unrelated medical condition
  14. “I KNOW MY RIGHTS!”
  15. Fake crying turns REAL crying
  16. Tries to turn bystanders into her legal witnesses
  17. Claims allergies to handcuffs
  18. Yells “THIS IS GOING VIRAL!” as if it’s a threat
  19. Threatens to sue everyone
  20. Demands the officer’s badge number… then immediately forgets it
  21. Name-drops husband’s job
  22. Claims she’s “never been treated this way in her LIFE” (definitely has)
  23. Demands the *manager* of cops
  24. Blames everyone but herself
  25. Tries to escape by speed-walking at 2 mph
  26. Calls someone “sweetie” or “honey” in a threatening tone
  27. Records cops on wrong camera
  28. Misquotes the Constitution
  29. Claims she’s being arrested because she’s “a mother”