Calls 911on theofficersTries to turnbystandersinto her legalwitnesses“You’reassaultingme!”Demands theofficer’s badgenumber… thenimmediatelyforgets itThreatensto sueeveryoneTries toescape byspeed-walking at 2mphFake cryingturns REALcryingYells “THISIS GOINGVIRAL!” as ifit’s a threatSays sheknows thepolice chiefbut obviouslydoes notSaysshe’s “tooimportant”“My taxespay forthis wholeTOWN!”Demandsthe*manager*of cops“I KNOWMYRIGHTS!”Calls someone“sweetie” or“honey” in athreateningtoneRecordscops onwrongcamera“I IDENTIFYAS A FREEHUMANBEING!”Name-dropshusband’sjobAttempts touse astrologysomehow (“I’ma Libra, I can’tbe detained!”)Claims she’s“never beentreated this wayin her LIFE”(definitely has)Tries tonegotiate herrelease like it’sa customer-service returnTries to use“sovereigncitizen” logicbut gets thescript wrongClaimsallergiestohandcuffs“This isharassment!”BlameseveryonebutherselfMisquotestheConstitutionClaims she’sbeing arrestedbecause she’s“a mother”“I payyoursalary!”Brings up acompletelyunrelatedmedicalconditionTries towalk awaymid-arrestCalls 911on theofficersTries to turnbystandersinto her legalwitnesses“You’reassaultingme!”Demands theofficer’s badgenumber… thenimmediatelyforgets itThreatensto sueeveryoneTries toescape byspeed-walking at 2mphFake cryingturns REALcryingYells “THISIS GOINGVIRAL!” as ifit’s a threatSays sheknows thepolice chiefbut obviouslydoes notSaysshe’s “tooimportant”“My taxespay forthis wholeTOWN!”Demandsthe*manager*of cops“I KNOWMYRIGHTS!”Calls someone“sweetie” or“honey” in athreateningtoneRecordscops onwrongcamera“I IDENTIFYAS A FREEHUMANBEING!”Name-dropshusband’sjobAttempts touse astrologysomehow (“I’ma Libra, I can’tbe detained!”)Claims she’s“never beentreated this wayin her LIFE”(definitely has)Tries tonegotiate herrelease like it’sa customer-service returnTries to use“sovereigncitizen” logicbut gets thescript wrongClaimsallergiestohandcuffs“This isharassment!”BlameseveryonebutherselfMisquotestheConstitutionClaims she’sbeing arrestedbecause she’s“a mother”“I payyoursalary!”Brings up acompletelyunrelatedmedicalconditionTries towalk awaymid-arrest

Arrested Karen Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Calls 911 on the officers
  2. Tries to turn bystanders into her legal witnesses
  3. “You’re assaulting me!”
  4. Demands the officer’s badge number… then immediately forgets it
  5. Threatens to sue everyone
  6. Tries to escape by speed-walking at 2 mph
  7. Fake crying turns REAL crying
  8. Yells “THIS IS GOING VIRAL!” as if it’s a threat
  9. Says she knows the police chief but obviously does not
  10. Says she’s “too important”
  11. “My taxes pay for this whole TOWN!”
  12. Demands the *manager* of cops
  13. “I KNOW MY RIGHTS!”
  14. Calls someone “sweetie” or “honey” in a threatening tone
  15. Records cops on wrong camera
  16. “I IDENTIFY AS A FREE HUMAN BEING!”
  17. Name-drops husband’s job
  18. Attempts to use astrology somehow (“I’m a Libra, I can’t be detained!”)
  19. Claims she’s “never been treated this way in her LIFE” (definitely has)
  20. Tries to negotiate her release like it’s a customer-service return
  21. Tries to use “sovereign citizen” logic but gets the script wrong
  22. Claims allergies to handcuffs
  23. “This is harassment!”
  24. Blames everyone but herself
  25. Misquotes the Constitution
  26. Claims she’s being arrested because she’s “a mother”
  27. “I pay your salary!”
  28. Brings up a completely unrelated medical condition
  29. Tries to walk away mid-arrest