Claimsallergiestohandcuffs“My taxespay forthis wholeTOWN!”Demandsthe*manager*of copsYells “THISIS GOINGVIRAL!” as ifit’s a threatFake cryingturns REALcryingSaysshe’s “tooimportant”Calls 911on theofficersRecordscops onwrongcameraBlameseveryonebutherselfBrings up acompletelyunrelatedmedicalcondition“I KNOWMYRIGHTS!”Tries towalk awaymid-arrestCalls someone“sweetie” or“honey” in athreateningtoneSays sheknows thepolice chiefbut obviouslydoes not“I IDENTIFYAS A FREEHUMANBEING!”Tries tonegotiate herrelease like it’sa customer-service returnTries to turnbystandersinto her legalwitnessesThreatensto sueeveryone“You’reassaultingme!”Attempts touse astrologysomehow (“I’ma Libra, I can’tbe detained!”)Claims she’s“never beentreated this wayin her LIFE”(definitely has)MisquotestheConstitution“This isharassment!”Tries to use“sovereigncitizen” logicbut gets thescript wrong“I payyoursalary!”Tries toescape byspeed-walking at 2mphClaims she’sbeing arrestedbecause she’s“a mother”Name-dropshusband’sjobDemands theofficer’s badgenumber… thenimmediatelyforgets itClaimsallergiestohandcuffs“My taxespay forthis wholeTOWN!”Demandsthe*manager*of copsYells “THISIS GOINGVIRAL!” as ifit’s a threatFake cryingturns REALcryingSaysshe’s “tooimportant”Calls 911on theofficersRecordscops onwrongcameraBlameseveryonebutherselfBrings up acompletelyunrelatedmedicalcondition“I KNOWMYRIGHTS!”Tries towalk awaymid-arrestCalls someone“sweetie” or“honey” in athreateningtoneSays sheknows thepolice chiefbut obviouslydoes not“I IDENTIFYAS A FREEHUMANBEING!”Tries tonegotiate herrelease like it’sa customer-service returnTries to turnbystandersinto her legalwitnessesThreatensto sueeveryone“You’reassaultingme!”Attempts touse astrologysomehow (“I’ma Libra, I can’tbe detained!”)Claims she’s“never beentreated this wayin her LIFE”(definitely has)MisquotestheConstitution“This isharassment!”Tries to use“sovereigncitizen” logicbut gets thescript wrong“I payyoursalary!”Tries toescape byspeed-walking at 2mphClaims she’sbeing arrestedbecause she’s“a mother”Name-dropshusband’sjobDemands theofficer’s badgenumber… thenimmediatelyforgets it

Arrested Karen Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Claims allergies to handcuffs
  2. “My taxes pay for this whole TOWN!”
  3. Demands the *manager* of cops
  4. Yells “THIS IS GOING VIRAL!” as if it’s a threat
  5. Fake crying turns REAL crying
  6. Says she’s “too important”
  7. Calls 911 on the officers
  8. Records cops on wrong camera
  9. Blames everyone but herself
  10. Brings up a completely unrelated medical condition
  11. “I KNOW MY RIGHTS!”
  12. Tries to walk away mid-arrest
  13. Calls someone “sweetie” or “honey” in a threatening tone
  14. Says she knows the police chief but obviously does not
  15. “I IDENTIFY AS A FREE HUMAN BEING!”
  16. Tries to negotiate her release like it’s a customer-service return
  17. Tries to turn bystanders into her legal witnesses
  18. Threatens to sue everyone
  19. “You’re assaulting me!”
  20. Attempts to use astrology somehow (“I’m a Libra, I can’t be detained!”)
  21. Claims she’s “never been treated this way in her LIFE” (definitely has)
  22. Misquotes the Constitution
  23. “This is harassment!”
  24. Tries to use “sovereign citizen” logic but gets the script wrong
  25. “I pay your salary!”
  26. Tries to escape by speed-walking at 2 mph
  27. Claims she’s being arrested because she’s “a mother”
  28. Name-drops husband’s job
  29. Demands the officer’s badge number… then immediately forgets it