“I payyoursalary!”“This isharassment!”Demands theofficer’s badgenumber… thenimmediatelyforgets it“My taxespay forthis wholeTOWN!”MisquotestheConstitutionAttempts touse astrologysomehow (“I’ma Libra, I can’tbe detained!”)“You’reassaultingme!”Name-dropshusband’sjob“I IDENTIFYAS A FREEHUMANBEING!”Saysshe’s “tooimportant”Tries tonegotiate herrelease like it’sa customer-service returnSays sheknows thepolice chiefbut obviouslydoes notTries towalk awaymid-arrestDemandsthe*manager*of copsTries to turnbystandersinto her legalwitnessesThreatensto sueeveryoneBlameseveryonebutherselfClaims she’sbeing arrestedbecause she’s“a mother”Calls 911on theofficers“I KNOWMYRIGHTS!”Recordscops onwrongcameraTries toescape byspeed-walking at 2mphClaims she’s“never beentreated this wayin her LIFE”(definitely has)Calls someone“sweetie” or“honey” in athreateningtoneFake cryingturns REALcryingYells “THISIS GOINGVIRAL!” as ifit’s a threatTries to use“sovereigncitizen” logicbut gets thescript wrongBrings up acompletelyunrelatedmedicalconditionClaimsallergiestohandcuffs“I payyoursalary!”“This isharassment!”Demands theofficer’s badgenumber… thenimmediatelyforgets it“My taxespay forthis wholeTOWN!”MisquotestheConstitutionAttempts touse astrologysomehow (“I’ma Libra, I can’tbe detained!”)“You’reassaultingme!”Name-dropshusband’sjob“I IDENTIFYAS A FREEHUMANBEING!”Saysshe’s “tooimportant”Tries tonegotiate herrelease like it’sa customer-service returnSays sheknows thepolice chiefbut obviouslydoes notTries towalk awaymid-arrestDemandsthe*manager*of copsTries to turnbystandersinto her legalwitnessesThreatensto sueeveryoneBlameseveryonebutherselfClaims she’sbeing arrestedbecause she’s“a mother”Calls 911on theofficers“I KNOWMYRIGHTS!”Recordscops onwrongcameraTries toescape byspeed-walking at 2mphClaims she’s“never beentreated this wayin her LIFE”(definitely has)Calls someone“sweetie” or“honey” in athreateningtoneFake cryingturns REALcryingYells “THISIS GOINGVIRAL!” as ifit’s a threatTries to use“sovereigncitizen” logicbut gets thescript wrongBrings up acompletelyunrelatedmedicalconditionClaimsallergiestohandcuffs

Arrested Karen Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “I pay your salary!”
  2. “This is harassment!”
  3. Demands the officer’s badge number… then immediately forgets it
  4. “My taxes pay for this whole TOWN!”
  5. Misquotes the Constitution
  6. Attempts to use astrology somehow (“I’m a Libra, I can’t be detained!”)
  7. “You’re assaulting me!”
  8. Name-drops husband’s job
  9. “I IDENTIFY AS A FREE HUMAN BEING!”
  10. Says she’s “too important”
  11. Tries to negotiate her release like it’s a customer-service return
  12. Says she knows the police chief but obviously does not
  13. Tries to walk away mid-arrest
  14. Demands the *manager* of cops
  15. Tries to turn bystanders into her legal witnesses
  16. Threatens to sue everyone
  17. Blames everyone but herself
  18. Claims she’s being arrested because she’s “a mother”
  19. Calls 911 on the officers
  20. “I KNOW MY RIGHTS!”
  21. Records cops on wrong camera
  22. Tries to escape by speed-walking at 2 mph
  23. Claims she’s “never been treated this way in her LIFE” (definitely has)
  24. Calls someone “sweetie” or “honey” in a threatening tone
  25. Fake crying turns REAL crying
  26. Yells “THIS IS GOING VIRAL!” as if it’s a threat
  27. Tries to use “sovereign citizen” logic but gets the script wrong
  28. Brings up a completely unrelated medical condition
  29. Claims allergies to handcuffs