Attempts touse astrologysomehow (“I’ma Libra, I can’tbe detained!”)Tries toescape byspeed-walking at 2mph“I payyoursalary!”Tries tonegotiate herrelease like it’sa customer-service returnSaysshe’s “tooimportant”Demandsthe*manager*of copsCalls someone“sweetie” or“honey” in athreateningtoneClaimsallergiestohandcuffsClaims she’sbeing arrestedbecause she’s“a mother”Tries to use“sovereigncitizen” logicbut gets thescript wrongYells “THISIS GOINGVIRAL!” as ifit’s a threatFake cryingturns REALcryingClaims she’s“never beentreated this wayin her LIFE”(definitely has)Brings up acompletelyunrelatedmedicalconditionMisquotestheConstitutionRecordscops onwrongcameraDemands theofficer’s badgenumber… thenimmediatelyforgets itName-dropshusband’sjob“My taxespay forthis wholeTOWN!”“I KNOWMYRIGHTS!”“I IDENTIFYAS A FREEHUMANBEING!”Threatensto sueeveryone“You’reassaultingme!”Says sheknows thepolice chiefbut obviouslydoes notBlameseveryonebutherselfTries to turnbystandersinto her legalwitnesses“This isharassment!”Tries towalk awaymid-arrestCalls 911on theofficersAttempts touse astrologysomehow (“I’ma Libra, I can’tbe detained!”)Tries toescape byspeed-walking at 2mph“I payyoursalary!”Tries tonegotiate herrelease like it’sa customer-service returnSaysshe’s “tooimportant”Demandsthe*manager*of copsCalls someone“sweetie” or“honey” in athreateningtoneClaimsallergiestohandcuffsClaims she’sbeing arrestedbecause she’s“a mother”Tries to use“sovereigncitizen” logicbut gets thescript wrongYells “THISIS GOINGVIRAL!” as ifit’s a threatFake cryingturns REALcryingClaims she’s“never beentreated this wayin her LIFE”(definitely has)Brings up acompletelyunrelatedmedicalconditionMisquotestheConstitutionRecordscops onwrongcameraDemands theofficer’s badgenumber… thenimmediatelyforgets itName-dropshusband’sjob“My taxespay forthis wholeTOWN!”“I KNOWMYRIGHTS!”“I IDENTIFYAS A FREEHUMANBEING!”Threatensto sueeveryone“You’reassaultingme!”Says sheknows thepolice chiefbut obviouslydoes notBlameseveryonebutherselfTries to turnbystandersinto her legalwitnesses“This isharassment!”Tries towalk awaymid-arrestCalls 911on theofficers

Arrested Karen Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Attempts to use astrology somehow (“I’m a Libra, I can’t be detained!”)
  2. Tries to escape by speed-walking at 2 mph
  3. “I pay your salary!”
  4. Tries to negotiate her release like it’s a customer-service return
  5. Says she’s “too important”
  6. Demands the *manager* of cops
  7. Calls someone “sweetie” or “honey” in a threatening tone
  8. Claims allergies to handcuffs
  9. Claims she’s being arrested because she’s “a mother”
  10. Tries to use “sovereign citizen” logic but gets the script wrong
  11. Yells “THIS IS GOING VIRAL!” as if it’s a threat
  12. Fake crying turns REAL crying
  13. Claims she’s “never been treated this way in her LIFE” (definitely has)
  14. Brings up a completely unrelated medical condition
  15. Misquotes the Constitution
  16. Records cops on wrong camera
  17. Demands the officer’s badge number… then immediately forgets it
  18. Name-drops husband’s job
  19. “My taxes pay for this whole TOWN!”
  20. “I KNOW MY RIGHTS!”
  21. “I IDENTIFY AS A FREE HUMAN BEING!”
  22. Threatens to sue everyone
  23. “You’re assaulting me!”
  24. Says she knows the police chief but obviously does not
  25. Blames everyone but herself
  26. Tries to turn bystanders into her legal witnesses
  27. “This is harassment!”
  28. Tries to walk away mid-arrest
  29. Calls 911 on the officers