Demandsthe*manager*of cops“My taxespay forthis wholeTOWN!”Demands theofficer’s badgenumber… thenimmediatelyforgets itAttempts touse astrologysomehow (“I’ma Libra, I can’tbe detained!”)Calls someone“sweetie” or“honey” in athreateningtoneTries towalk awaymid-arrest“I payyoursalary!”Brings up acompletelyunrelatedmedicalcondition“This isharassment!”Saysshe’s “tooimportant”Fake cryingturns REALcryingName-dropshusband’sjob“You’reassaultingme!”Threatensto sueeveryone“I KNOWMYRIGHTS!”Claims she’sbeing arrestedbecause she’s“a mother”Tries tonegotiate herrelease like it’sa customer-service return“I IDENTIFYAS A FREEHUMANBEING!”BlameseveryonebutherselfSays sheknows thepolice chiefbut obviouslydoes notTries to use“sovereigncitizen” logicbut gets thescript wrongClaimsallergiestohandcuffsTries toescape byspeed-walking at 2mphClaims she’s“never beentreated this wayin her LIFE”(definitely has)Tries to turnbystandersinto her legalwitnessesRecordscops onwrongcameraCalls 911on theofficersYells “THISIS GOINGVIRAL!” as ifit’s a threatMisquotestheConstitutionDemandsthe*manager*of cops“My taxespay forthis wholeTOWN!”Demands theofficer’s badgenumber… thenimmediatelyforgets itAttempts touse astrologysomehow (“I’ma Libra, I can’tbe detained!”)Calls someone“sweetie” or“honey” in athreateningtoneTries towalk awaymid-arrest“I payyoursalary!”Brings up acompletelyunrelatedmedicalcondition“This isharassment!”Saysshe’s “tooimportant”Fake cryingturns REALcryingName-dropshusband’sjob“You’reassaultingme!”Threatensto sueeveryone“I KNOWMYRIGHTS!”Claims she’sbeing arrestedbecause she’s“a mother”Tries tonegotiate herrelease like it’sa customer-service return“I IDENTIFYAS A FREEHUMANBEING!”BlameseveryonebutherselfSays sheknows thepolice chiefbut obviouslydoes notTries to use“sovereigncitizen” logicbut gets thescript wrongClaimsallergiestohandcuffsTries toescape byspeed-walking at 2mphClaims she’s“never beentreated this wayin her LIFE”(definitely has)Tries to turnbystandersinto her legalwitnessesRecordscops onwrongcameraCalls 911on theofficersYells “THISIS GOINGVIRAL!” as ifit’s a threatMisquotestheConstitution

Arrested Karen Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Demands the *manager* of cops
  2. “My taxes pay for this whole TOWN!”
  3. Demands the officer’s badge number… then immediately forgets it
  4. Attempts to use astrology somehow (“I’m a Libra, I can’t be detained!”)
  5. Calls someone “sweetie” or “honey” in a threatening tone
  6. Tries to walk away mid-arrest
  7. “I pay your salary!”
  8. Brings up a completely unrelated medical condition
  9. “This is harassment!”
  10. Says she’s “too important”
  11. Fake crying turns REAL crying
  12. Name-drops husband’s job
  13. “You’re assaulting me!”
  14. Threatens to sue everyone
  15. “I KNOW MY RIGHTS!”
  16. Claims she’s being arrested because she’s “a mother”
  17. Tries to negotiate her release like it’s a customer-service return
  18. “I IDENTIFY AS A FREE HUMAN BEING!”
  19. Blames everyone but herself
  20. Says she knows the police chief but obviously does not
  21. Tries to use “sovereign citizen” logic but gets the script wrong
  22. Claims allergies to handcuffs
  23. Tries to escape by speed-walking at 2 mph
  24. Claims she’s “never been treated this way in her LIFE” (definitely has)
  25. Tries to turn bystanders into her legal witnesses
  26. Records cops on wrong camera
  27. Calls 911 on the officers
  28. Yells “THIS IS GOING VIRAL!” as if it’s a threat
  29. Misquotes the Constitution