You’re told toshower the couplewith akshanthalu,but your handful isway tooaggressiveSomeonesays ‘I hopeyou’ll be next’in a prophetictoneSomeoneflexes theirkids’achievementslike a pitchdeckThe coupleexchangesone tiny glanceand everyonegoes ‘Awwww.’‘Shh shhshh’ travelsthrough therows like awave'When areyou movingto the BayArea?'Someone tellsyou yourpleats/pallu areperfect… andthen adjuststhem anyway.Gets emotionaland tells youhow they'rememberwhen you werethis small.'An auntyfixes yoursaree mid-conversationAuntie saysyour sareelooks ‘so rich’and asks whopicked it.Relativegives arunningcommentaryof the ritualsPhonegoes offduring theritualsForced small talkwith someonewho absolutelyremembers youbut you don’tremember themThe pandit givesinstructions toofast andeveryonepretends tounderstandSomeone says“You should meetmy friend'sson"...Ivy League,finance… elitecircle!BuffetlinegossipYou’re told toshower the couplewith akshanthalu,but your handful isway tooaggressiveSomeonesays ‘I hopeyou’ll be next’in a prophetictoneSomeoneflexes theirkids’achievementslike a pitchdeckThe coupleexchangesone tiny glanceand everyonegoes ‘Awwww.’‘Shh shhshh’ travelsthrough therows like awave'When areyou movingto the BayArea?'Someone tellsyou yourpleats/pallu areperfect… andthen adjuststhem anyway.Gets emotionaland tells youhow they'rememberwhen you werethis small.'An auntyfixes yoursaree mid-conversationAuntie saysyour sareelooks ‘so rich’and asks whopicked it.Relativegives arunningcommentaryof the ritualsPhonegoes offduring theritualsForced small talkwith someonewho absolutelyremembers youbut you don’tremember themThe pandit givesinstructions toofast andeveryonepretends tounderstandSomeone says“You should meetmy friend'sson"...Ivy League,finance… elitecircle!Buffetlinegossip

Wedding and Reception Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You’re told to shower the couple with akshanthalu, but your handful is way too aggressive
  2. Someone says ‘I hope you’ll be next’ in a prophetic tone
  3. Someone flexes their kids’ achievements like a pitch deck
  4. The couple exchanges one tiny glance and everyone goes ‘Awwww.’
  5. ‘Shh shh shh’ travels through the rows like a wave
  6. 'When are you moving to the Bay Area?'
  7. Someone tells you your pleats/pallu are perfect… and then adjusts them anyway.
  8. Gets emotional and tells you how they 'remember when you were this small.'
  9. An aunty fixes your saree mid-conversation
  10. Auntie says your saree looks ‘so rich’ and asks who picked it.
  11. Relative gives a running commentary of the rituals
  12. Phone goes off during the rituals
  13. Forced small talk with someone who absolutely remembers you but you don’t remember them
  14. The pandit gives instructions too fast and everyone pretends to understand
  15. Someone says “You should meet my friend's son"...Ivy League, finance… elite circle!
  16. Buffet line gossip