‘Shh shhshh’ travelsthrough therows like awaveThe pandit givesinstructions toofast andeveryonepretends tounderstandGets emotionaland tells youhow they'rememberwhen you werethis small.'You’re told toshower the couplewith akshanthalu,but your handful isway tooaggressiveSomeonesays ‘I hopeyou’ll be next’in a prophetictoneThe coupleexchangesone tiny glanceand everyonegoes ‘Awwww.’Phonegoes offduring theritualsForced small talkwith someonewho absolutelyremembers youbut you don’tremember themSomeone says“You should meetmy friend'sson"...Ivy League,finance… elitecircle!Auntie saysyour sareelooks ‘so rich’and asks whopicked it.An auntyfixes yoursaree mid-conversationSomeone tellsyou yourpleats/pallu areperfect… andthen adjuststhem anyway.Relativegives arunningcommentaryof the ritualsBuffetlinegossip'When areyou movingto the BayArea?'Someoneflexes theirkids’achievementslike a pitchdeck‘Shh shhshh’ travelsthrough therows like awaveThe pandit givesinstructions toofast andeveryonepretends tounderstandGets emotionaland tells youhow they'rememberwhen you werethis small.'You’re told toshower the couplewith akshanthalu,but your handful isway tooaggressiveSomeonesays ‘I hopeyou’ll be next’in a prophetictoneThe coupleexchangesone tiny glanceand everyonegoes ‘Awwww.’Phonegoes offduring theritualsForced small talkwith someonewho absolutelyremembers youbut you don’tremember themSomeone says“You should meetmy friend'sson"...Ivy League,finance… elitecircle!Auntie saysyour sareelooks ‘so rich’and asks whopicked it.An auntyfixes yoursaree mid-conversationSomeone tellsyou yourpleats/pallu areperfect… andthen adjuststhem anyway.Relativegives arunningcommentaryof the ritualsBuffetlinegossip'When areyou movingto the BayArea?'Someoneflexes theirkids’achievementslike a pitchdeck

Wedding and Reception Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. ‘Shh shh shh’ travels through the rows like a wave
  2. The pandit gives instructions too fast and everyone pretends to understand
  3. Gets emotional and tells you how they 'remember when you were this small.'
  4. You’re told to shower the couple with akshanthalu, but your handful is way too aggressive
  5. Someone says ‘I hope you’ll be next’ in a prophetic tone
  6. The couple exchanges one tiny glance and everyone goes ‘Awwww.’
  7. Phone goes off during the rituals
  8. Forced small talk with someone who absolutely remembers you but you don’t remember them
  9. Someone says “You should meet my friend's son"...Ivy League, finance… elite circle!
  10. Auntie says your saree looks ‘so rich’ and asks who picked it.
  11. An aunty fixes your saree mid-conversation
  12. Someone tells you your pleats/pallu are perfect… and then adjusts them anyway.
  13. Relative gives a running commentary of the rituals
  14. Buffet line gossip
  15. 'When are you moving to the Bay Area?'
  16. Someone flexes their kids’ achievements like a pitch deck