The coupleexchangesone tiny glanceand everyonegoes ‘Awwww.’'When areyou movingto the BayArea?'The pandit givesinstructions toofast andeveryonepretends tounderstandGets emotionaland tells youhow they'rememberwhen you werethis small.'Someone says“You should meetmy friend'sson"...Ivy League,finance… elitecircle!Forced small talkwith someonewho absolutelyremembers youbut you don’tremember themPhonegoes offduring theritualsYou’re told toshower the couplewith akshanthalu,but your handful isway tooaggressiveBuffetlinegossipSomeonesays ‘I hopeyou’ll be next’in a prophetictoneAn auntyfixes yoursaree mid-conversationAuntie saysyour sareelooks ‘so rich’and asks whopicked it.‘Shh shhshh’ travelsthrough therows like awaveSomeone tellsyou yourpleats/pallu areperfect… andthen adjuststhem anyway.Someoneflexes theirkids’achievementslike a pitchdeckRelativegives arunningcommentaryof the ritualsThe coupleexchangesone tiny glanceand everyonegoes ‘Awwww.’'When areyou movingto the BayArea?'The pandit givesinstructions toofast andeveryonepretends tounderstandGets emotionaland tells youhow they'rememberwhen you werethis small.'Someone says“You should meetmy friend'sson"...Ivy League,finance… elitecircle!Forced small talkwith someonewho absolutelyremembers youbut you don’tremember themPhonegoes offduring theritualsYou’re told toshower the couplewith akshanthalu,but your handful isway tooaggressiveBuffetlinegossipSomeonesays ‘I hopeyou’ll be next’in a prophetictoneAn auntyfixes yoursaree mid-conversationAuntie saysyour sareelooks ‘so rich’and asks whopicked it.‘Shh shhshh’ travelsthrough therows like awaveSomeone tellsyou yourpleats/pallu areperfect… andthen adjuststhem anyway.Someoneflexes theirkids’achievementslike a pitchdeckRelativegives arunningcommentaryof the rituals

Wedding and Reception Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. The couple exchanges one tiny glance and everyone goes ‘Awwww.’
  2. 'When are you moving to the Bay Area?'
  3. The pandit gives instructions too fast and everyone pretends to understand
  4. Gets emotional and tells you how they 'remember when you were this small.'
  5. Someone says “You should meet my friend's son"...Ivy League, finance… elite circle!
  6. Forced small talk with someone who absolutely remembers you but you don’t remember them
  7. Phone goes off during the rituals
  8. You’re told to shower the couple with akshanthalu, but your handful is way too aggressive
  9. Buffet line gossip
  10. Someone says ‘I hope you’ll be next’ in a prophetic tone
  11. An aunty fixes your saree mid-conversation
  12. Auntie says your saree looks ‘so rich’ and asks who picked it.
  13. ‘Shh shh shh’ travels through the rows like a wave
  14. Someone tells you your pleats/pallu are perfect… and then adjusts them anyway.
  15. Someone flexes their kids’ achievements like a pitch deck
  16. Relative gives a running commentary of the rituals