Someone tellsyou yourpleats/pallu areperfect… andthen adjuststhem anyway.Auntie saysyour sareelooks ‘so rich’and asks whopicked it.Relativegives arunningcommentaryof the ritualsThe coupleexchangesone tiny glanceand everyonegoes ‘Awwww.’Gets emotionaland tells youhow they'rememberwhen you werethis small.'Phonegoes offduring theritualsSomeoneflexes theirkids’achievementslike a pitchdeckThe pandit givesinstructions toofast andeveryonepretends tounderstandSomeonesays ‘I hopeyou’ll be next’in a prophetictoneYou’re told toshower the couplewith akshanthalu,but your handful isway tooaggressive‘Shh shhshh’ travelsthrough therows like awaveAn auntyfixes yoursaree mid-conversationSomeone says“You should meetmy friend'sson"...Ivy League,finance… elitecircle!'When areyou movingto the BayArea?'Forced small talkwith someonewho absolutelyremembers youbut you don’tremember themBuffetlinegossipSomeone tellsyou yourpleats/pallu areperfect… andthen adjuststhem anyway.Auntie saysyour sareelooks ‘so rich’and asks whopicked it.Relativegives arunningcommentaryof the ritualsThe coupleexchangesone tiny glanceand everyonegoes ‘Awwww.’Gets emotionaland tells youhow they'rememberwhen you werethis small.'Phonegoes offduring theritualsSomeoneflexes theirkids’achievementslike a pitchdeckThe pandit givesinstructions toofast andeveryonepretends tounderstandSomeonesays ‘I hopeyou’ll be next’in a prophetictoneYou’re told toshower the couplewith akshanthalu,but your handful isway tooaggressive‘Shh shhshh’ travelsthrough therows like awaveAn auntyfixes yoursaree mid-conversationSomeone says“You should meetmy friend'sson"...Ivy League,finance… elitecircle!'When areyou movingto the BayArea?'Forced small talkwith someonewho absolutelyremembers youbut you don’tremember themBuffetlinegossip

Wedding and Reception Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Someone tells you your pleats/pallu are perfect… and then adjusts them anyway.
  2. Auntie says your saree looks ‘so rich’ and asks who picked it.
  3. Relative gives a running commentary of the rituals
  4. The couple exchanges one tiny glance and everyone goes ‘Awwww.’
  5. Gets emotional and tells you how they 'remember when you were this small.'
  6. Phone goes off during the rituals
  7. Someone flexes their kids’ achievements like a pitch deck
  8. The pandit gives instructions too fast and everyone pretends to understand
  9. Someone says ‘I hope you’ll be next’ in a prophetic tone
  10. You’re told to shower the couple with akshanthalu, but your handful is way too aggressive
  11. ‘Shh shh shh’ travels through the rows like a wave
  12. An aunty fixes your saree mid-conversation
  13. Someone says “You should meet my friend's son"...Ivy League, finance… elite circle!
  14. 'When are you moving to the Bay Area?'
  15. Forced small talk with someone who absolutely remembers you but you don’t remember them
  16. Buffet line gossip