Relativegives arunningcommentaryof the ritualsAn auntyfixes yoursaree mid-conversation'When areyou movingto the BayArea?'The pandit givesinstructions toofast andeveryonepretends tounderstandSomeone says“You should meetmy friend'sson"...Ivy League,finance… elitecircle!Someoneflexes theirkids’achievementslike a pitchdeck‘Shh shhshh’ travelsthrough therows like awaveYou’re told toshower the couplewith akshanthalu,but your handful isway tooaggressiveBuffetlinegossipGets emotionaland tells youhow they'rememberwhen you werethis small.'The coupleexchangesone tiny glanceand everyonegoes ‘Awwww.’Auntie saysyour sareelooks ‘so rich’and asks whopicked it.Forced small talkwith someonewho absolutelyremembers youbut you don’tremember themSomeonesays ‘I hopeyou’ll be next’in a prophetictonePhonegoes offduring theritualsSomeone tellsyou yourpleats/pallu areperfect… andthen adjuststhem anyway.Relativegives arunningcommentaryof the ritualsAn auntyfixes yoursaree mid-conversation'When areyou movingto the BayArea?'The pandit givesinstructions toofast andeveryonepretends tounderstandSomeone says“You should meetmy friend'sson"...Ivy League,finance… elitecircle!Someoneflexes theirkids’achievementslike a pitchdeck‘Shh shhshh’ travelsthrough therows like awaveYou’re told toshower the couplewith akshanthalu,but your handful isway tooaggressiveBuffetlinegossipGets emotionaland tells youhow they'rememberwhen you werethis small.'The coupleexchangesone tiny glanceand everyonegoes ‘Awwww.’Auntie saysyour sareelooks ‘so rich’and asks whopicked it.Forced small talkwith someonewho absolutelyremembers youbut you don’tremember themSomeonesays ‘I hopeyou’ll be next’in a prophetictonePhonegoes offduring theritualsSomeone tellsyou yourpleats/pallu areperfect… andthen adjuststhem anyway.

Wedding and Reception Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
  1. Relative gives a running commentary of the rituals
  2. An aunty fixes your saree mid-conversation
  3. 'When are you moving to the Bay Area?'
  4. The pandit gives instructions too fast and everyone pretends to understand
  5. Someone says “You should meet my friend's son"...Ivy League, finance… elite circle!
  6. Someone flexes their kids’ achievements like a pitch deck
  7. ‘Shh shh shh’ travels through the rows like a wave
  8. You’re told to shower the couple with akshanthalu, but your handful is way too aggressive
  9. Buffet line gossip
  10. Gets emotional and tells you how they 'remember when you were this small.'
  11. The couple exchanges one tiny glance and everyone goes ‘Awwww.’
  12. Auntie says your saree looks ‘so rich’ and asks who picked it.
  13. Forced small talk with someone who absolutely remembers you but you don’t remember them
  14. Someone says ‘I hope you’ll be next’ in a prophetic tone
  15. Phone goes off during the rituals
  16. Someone tells you your pleats/pallu are perfect… and then adjusts them anyway.