The pandit givesinstructions toofast andeveryonepretends tounderstandSomeonesays ‘I hopeyou’ll be next’in a prophetictoneBuffetlinegossipAn auntyfixes yoursaree mid-conversationGets emotionaland tells youhow they'rememberwhen you werethis small.'Phonegoes offduring theritualsForced small talkwith someonewho absolutelyremembers youbut you don’tremember them‘Shh shhshh’ travelsthrough therows like awaveSomeone tellsyou yourpleats/pallu areperfect… andthen adjuststhem anyway.The coupleexchangesone tiny glanceand everyonegoes ‘Awwww.’'When areyou movingto the BayArea?'Auntie saysyour sareelooks ‘so rich’and asks whopicked it.Someoneflexes theirkids’achievementslike a pitchdeckYou’re told toshower the couplewith akshanthalu,but your handful isway tooaggressiveSomeone says“You should meetmy friend'sson"...Ivy League,finance… elitecircle!Relativegives arunningcommentaryof the ritualsThe pandit givesinstructions toofast andeveryonepretends tounderstandSomeonesays ‘I hopeyou’ll be next’in a prophetictoneBuffetlinegossipAn auntyfixes yoursaree mid-conversationGets emotionaland tells youhow they'rememberwhen you werethis small.'Phonegoes offduring theritualsForced small talkwith someonewho absolutelyremembers youbut you don’tremember them‘Shh shhshh’ travelsthrough therows like awaveSomeone tellsyou yourpleats/pallu areperfect… andthen adjuststhem anyway.The coupleexchangesone tiny glanceand everyonegoes ‘Awwww.’'When areyou movingto the BayArea?'Auntie saysyour sareelooks ‘so rich’and asks whopicked it.Someoneflexes theirkids’achievementslike a pitchdeckYou’re told toshower the couplewith akshanthalu,but your handful isway tooaggressiveSomeone says“You should meetmy friend'sson"...Ivy League,finance… elitecircle!Relativegives arunningcommentaryof the rituals

Wedding and Reception Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. The pandit gives instructions too fast and everyone pretends to understand
  2. Someone says ‘I hope you’ll be next’ in a prophetic tone
  3. Buffet line gossip
  4. An aunty fixes your saree mid-conversation
  5. Gets emotional and tells you how they 'remember when you were this small.'
  6. Phone goes off during the rituals
  7. Forced small talk with someone who absolutely remembers you but you don’t remember them
  8. ‘Shh shh shh’ travels through the rows like a wave
  9. Someone tells you your pleats/pallu are perfect… and then adjusts them anyway.
  10. The couple exchanges one tiny glance and everyone goes ‘Awwww.’
  11. 'When are you moving to the Bay Area?'
  12. Auntie says your saree looks ‘so rich’ and asks who picked it.
  13. Someone flexes their kids’ achievements like a pitch deck
  14. You’re told to shower the couple with akshanthalu, but your handful is way too aggressive
  15. Someone says “You should meet my friend's son"...Ivy League, finance… elite circle!
  16. Relative gives a running commentary of the rituals