Coffee istreated asa researchtoolFundingagencyacronym isused withoutexplanationSomeonesays “Intheory…”“We areunderpowered”A PhDstudentexplains aseniorauthor’s workA timeline isdescribedas“ambitious”Someoneapologizesfor toomany slidesA meetingcouldhave beenan emailAnexperimentis describedas “tricky”A hypothesisis refinedafter seeingthe results“This should bestraightforward”A datasetisdescribedas “messy”“Thisopensmany newquestions”Someonementionsethicsapprovaldelays“This ispreliminary”“Due to timeconstraints…”“The dataspeak forthemselves”“Thesamplesize islimited”“Reviewer2” ismentionedA figurelegend islonger thanthe textSomeonementionslack offundingSomeonementionsresubmission“This willstrengthenthe paper”A reviewerasks for anunrelatedexperiment“We needmoredata”“Wealmostgave upon this”Someonementions arejectedmanuscript“Statisticallysignificant”isemphasizedA methodisdescribedas “robust”A PI says“Interesting…”A result iscalled“unexpected”“Let’sdiscussthisoffline”AdeadlineisextendedA methodonly oneperson in thelabunderstandsA figure wasremade atthe lastminute“We had tooptimizethisextensively”SomeonementionsimpactfactorAdeadlineis missedSomeonementionsbioinformaticstroubleshootingA statisticaltest ischosenpost hocA protocol isfollowed “withminormodifications”Someonesays “It’swell knownthat…”A controlexperimentis addedlateSomeonementionsworking onthe weekendA study isdescribedas “proofof concept”A grant isdescribed as“competitive”SomeonementionsbatcheffectsA reviewerrequestsmorereferences“We don’tfullyunderstandthemechanism”A figure isdescribedas “self-explanatory”SomeonementionssamplestorageissuesA negativeresult iscalled“interesting”“Itworkedonce”“This isoutside thescope ofthe study”A methodsectionreferencesanother paperfor details“The resultsarereproducible…mostly”A labmeetingruns overtimeAcollaborationis called“veryproductive”“We’ll fixit inrevision”SomeonereferencesSupplementaryFigure 12Coffee istreated asa researchtoolFundingagencyacronym isused withoutexplanationSomeonesays “Intheory…”“We areunderpowered”A PhDstudentexplains aseniorauthor’s workA timeline isdescribedas“ambitious”Someoneapologizesfor toomany slidesA meetingcouldhave beenan emailAnexperimentis describedas “tricky”A hypothesisis refinedafter seeingthe results“This should bestraightforward”A datasetisdescribedas “messy”“Thisopensmany newquestions”Someonementionsethicsapprovaldelays“This ispreliminary”“Due to timeconstraints…”“The dataspeak forthemselves”“Thesamplesize islimited”“Reviewer2” ismentionedA figurelegend islonger thanthe textSomeonementionslack offundingSomeonementionsresubmission“This willstrengthenthe paper”A reviewerasks for anunrelatedexperiment“We needmoredata”“Wealmostgave upon this”Someonementions arejectedmanuscript“Statisticallysignificant”isemphasizedA methodisdescribedas “robust”A PI says“Interesting…”A result iscalled“unexpected”“Let’sdiscussthisoffline”AdeadlineisextendedA methodonly oneperson in thelabunderstandsA figure wasremade atthe lastminute“We had tooptimizethisextensively”SomeonementionsimpactfactorAdeadlineis missedSomeonementionsbioinformaticstroubleshootingA statisticaltest ischosenpost hocA protocol isfollowed “withminormodifications”Someonesays “It’swell knownthat…”A controlexperimentis addedlateSomeonementionsworking onthe weekendA study isdescribedas “proofof concept”A grant isdescribed as“competitive”SomeonementionsbatcheffectsA reviewerrequestsmorereferences“We don’tfullyunderstandthemechanism”A figure isdescribedas “self-explanatory”SomeonementionssamplestorageissuesA negativeresult iscalled“interesting”“Itworkedonce”“This isoutside thescope ofthe study”A methodsectionreferencesanother paperfor details“The resultsarereproducible…mostly”A labmeetingruns overtimeAcollaborationis called“veryproductive”“We’ll fixit inrevision”SomeonereferencesSupplementaryFigure 12

Nobel dinner: Academic Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Coffee is treated as a research tool
  2. Funding agency acronym is used without explanation
  3. Someone says “In theory…”
  4. “We are underpowered”
  5. A PhD student explains a senior author’s work
  6. A timeline is described as “ambitious”
  7. Someone apologizes for too many slides
  8. A meeting could have been an email
  9. An experiment is described as “tricky”
  10. A hypothesis is refined after seeing the results
  11. “This should be straightforward”
  12. A dataset is described as “messy”
  13. “This opens many new questions”
  14. Someone mentions ethics approval delays
  15. “This is preliminary”
  16. “Due to time constraints…”
  17. “The data speak for themselves”
  18. “The sample size is limited”
  19. “Reviewer 2” is mentioned
  20. A figure legend is longer than the text
  21. Someone mentions lack of funding
  22. Someone mentions resubmission
  23. “This will strengthen the paper”
  24. A reviewer asks for an unrelated experiment
  25. “We need more data”
  26. “We almost gave up on this”
  27. Someone mentions a rejected manuscript
  28. “Statistically significant” is emphasized
  29. A method is described as “robust”
  30. A PI says “Interesting…”
  31. A result is called “unexpected”
  32. “Let’s discuss this offline”
  33. A deadline is extended
  34. A method only one person in the lab understands
  35. A figure was remade at the last minute
  36. “We had to optimize this extensively”
  37. Someone mentions impact factor
  38. A deadline is missed
  39. Someone mentions bioinformatics troubleshooting
  40. A statistical test is chosen post hoc
  41. A protocol is followed “with minor modifications”
  42. Someone says “It’s well known that…”
  43. A control experiment is added late
  44. Someone mentions working on the weekend
  45. A study is described as “proof of concept”
  46. A grant is described as “competitive”
  47. Someone mentions batch effects
  48. A reviewer requests more references
  49. “We don’t fully understand the mechanism”
  50. A figure is described as “self-explanatory”
  51. Someone mentions sample storage issues
  52. A negative result is called “interesting”
  53. “It worked once”
  54. “This is outside the scope of the study”
  55. A method section references another paper for details
  56. “The results are reproducible… mostly”
  57. A lab meeting runs over time
  58. A collaboration is called “very productive”
  59. “We’ll fix it in revision”
  60. Someone references Supplementary Figure 12