“I sure lovetalkingpositively aboutevery churchthat isn’t theone I go to!”“I don’t knowhow to do this,so I guess I’mexcused fromdoing it.”“Of course I’llhelp! It’s easyand convenientfor me, so whywouldn’t I?”“I can onlydo one thingat a time:whine!”“This mall doesn’thave a Nike, whichautomaticallymeans the ownersdon’t care aboutme.”“Your time isn’tvaluable at all,so I’m going topause andstammer asmuch as I want.”“The logical partof me can’tfathom why mywife doesn’t wantto suffocate nextto me at night…”“I’m not payingsomeone to fixwhat I canmake morebroken forfree!”“You did exactlywhat I wanted,which makesme angry forsome reason.”“I’ll eat myown s**tas long asit’s tender!”“Let me turnthis up sothe entirehemispherecan hear it!”“As the mostimportant personin the world, whyshouldn’t everyoneelse suffer if onesmall thing doesn’tgo my way?”“Since I’m nothomeless, themost importantthing to talkabout right nowis Bailey’s skin.”“I swear toAnthonyGeorge, if youtake First BaptistAtlanta’s namein vain again…”“You knowwhat’s betterthan meaningfulconversation?Saying the samestuff repeatedly!”“Communicationis for chumps!”“Do we haveanything todrink that isn’twater? Healthscares me…”“I can takecriticism as longas you don’t sayanything toinsinuate that Ihave flaws.”“Am I the onlyone workingat this poorlytimedinterval?!”“This isn’t oneof the fivethings I’llactually eat, soI guess I’llstarve…”“I sure hope noone enters thebathroom whilethe door’sobnoxiouslywide open…”“Can you order?I can onlyremember threethings, and oneof them is thisB.S. excuse.”“Playing thesame Spotifyplaylist onrepeat is biblicalbecause I saidso!”“I complainabout mychildhoodtrauma morethan you, so Iwin!”“I sure lovetalkingpositively aboutevery churchthat isn’t theone I go to!”“I don’t knowhow to do this,so I guess I’mexcused fromdoing it.”“Of course I’llhelp! It’s easyand convenientfor me, so whywouldn’t I?”“I can onlydo one thingat a time:whine!”“This mall doesn’thave a Nike, whichautomaticallymeans the ownersdon’t care aboutme.”“Your time isn’tvaluable at all,so I’m going topause andstammer asmuch as I want.”“The logical partof me can’tfathom why mywife doesn’t wantto suffocate nextto me at night…”“I’m not payingsomeone to fixwhat I canmake morebroken forfree!”“You did exactlywhat I wanted,which makesme angry forsome reason.”“I’ll eat myown s**tas long asit’s tender!”“Let me turnthis up sothe entirehemispherecan hear it!”“As the mostimportant personin the world, whyshouldn’t everyoneelse suffer if onesmall thing doesn’tgo my way?”“Since I’m nothomeless, themost importantthing to talkabout right nowis Bailey’s skin.”“I swear toAnthonyGeorge, if youtake First BaptistAtlanta’s namein vain again…”“You knowwhat’s betterthan meaningfulconversation?Saying the samestuff repeatedly!”“Communicationis for chumps!”“Do we haveanything todrink that isn’twater? Healthscares me…”“I can takecriticism as longas you don’t sayanything toinsinuate that Ihave flaws.”“Am I the onlyone workingat this poorlytimedinterval?!”“This isn’t oneof the fivethings I’llactually eat, soI guess I’llstarve…”“I sure hope noone enters thebathroom whilethe door’sobnoxiouslywide open…”“Can you order?I can onlyremember threethings, and oneof them is thisB.S. excuse.”“Playing thesame Spotifyplaylist onrepeat is biblicalbecause I saidso!”“I complainabout mychildhoodtrauma morethan you, so Iwin!”

Kenny-isms Bingo (2025 Edition) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. G-“I sure love talking positively about every church that isn’t the one I go to!”
  2. G-“I don’t know how to do this, so I guess I’m excused from doing it.”
  3. O-“Of course I’ll help! It’s easy and convenient for me, so why wouldn’t I?”
  4. O-“I can only do one thing at a time: whine!”
  5. N-“This mall doesn’t have a Nike, which automatically means the owners don’t care about me.”
  6. O-“Your time isn’t valuable at all, so I’m going to pause and stammer as much as I want.”
  7. I-“The logical part of me can’t fathom why my wife doesn’t want to suffocate next to me at night…”
  8. B-“I’m not paying someone to fix what I can make more broken for free!”
  9. N-“You did exactly what I wanted, which makes me angry for some reason.”
  10. I-“I’ll eat my own s**t as long as it’s tender!”
  11. G-“Let me turn this up so the entire hemisphere can hear it!”
  12. B-“As the most important person in the world, why shouldn’t everyone else suffer if one small thing doesn’t go my way?”
  13. B-“Since I’m not homeless, the most important thing to talk about right now is Bailey’s skin.”
  14. I-“I swear to Anthony George, if you take First Baptist Atlanta’s name in vain again…”
  15. N-“You know what’s better than meaningful conversation? Saying the same stuff repeatedly!”
  16. I-“Communication is for chumps!”
  17. I-“Do we have anything to drink that isn’t water? Health scares me…”
  18. G-“I can take criticism as long as you don’t say anything to insinuate that I have flaws.”
  19. B-“Am I the only one working at this poorly timed interval?!”
  20. G-“This isn’t one of the five things I’ll actually eat, so I guess I’ll starve…”
  21. O-“I sure hope no one enters the bathroom while the door’s obnoxiously wide open…”
  22. N-“Can you order? I can only remember three things, and one of them is this B.S. excuse.”
  23. B-“Playing the same Spotify playlist on repeat is biblical because I said so!”
  24. O-“I complain about my childhood trauma more than you, so I win!”