“The logical partof me can’tfathom why mywife doesn’t wantto suffocate nextto me at night…”“Playing thesame Spotifyplaylist onrepeat is biblicalbecause I saidso!”“I sure lovetalkingpositively aboutevery churchthat isn’t theone I go to!”“Communicationis for chumps!”“I can takecriticism as longas you don’t sayanything toinsinuate that Ihave flaws.”“I don’t knowhow to do this,so I guess I’mexcused fromdoing it.”“Do we haveanything todrink that isn’twater? Healthscares me…”“As the mostimportant personin the world, whyshouldn’t everyoneelse suffer if onesmall thing doesn’tgo my way?”“This isn’t oneof the fivethings I’llactually eat, soI guess I’llstarve…”“Let me turnthis up sothe entirehemispherecan hear it!”“I sure hope noone enters thebathroom whilethe door’sobnoxiouslywide open…”“Am I the onlyone workingat this poorlytimedinterval?!”“I complainabout mychildhoodtrauma morethan you, so Iwin!”“I can onlydo one thingat a time:whine!”“I swear toAnthonyGeorge, if youtake First BaptistAtlanta’s namein vain again…”“Since I’m nothomeless, themost importantthing to talkabout right nowis Bailey’s skin.”“I’ll eat myown s**tas long asit’s tender!”“You did exactlywhat I wanted,which makesme angry forsome reason.”“Your time isn’tvaluable at all,so I’m going topause andstammer asmuch as I want.”“Can you order?I can onlyremember threethings, and oneof them is thisB.S. excuse.”“You knowwhat’s betterthan meaningfulconversation?Saying the samestuff repeatedly!”“Of course I’llhelp! It’s easyand convenientfor me, so whywouldn’t I?”“I’m not payingsomeone to fixwhat I canmake morebroken forfree!”“This mall doesn’thave a Nike, whichautomaticallymeans the ownersdon’t care aboutme.”“The logical partof me can’tfathom why mywife doesn’t wantto suffocate nextto me at night…”“Playing thesame Spotifyplaylist onrepeat is biblicalbecause I saidso!”“I sure lovetalkingpositively aboutevery churchthat isn’t theone I go to!”“Communicationis for chumps!”“I can takecriticism as longas you don’t sayanything toinsinuate that Ihave flaws.”“I don’t knowhow to do this,so I guess I’mexcused fromdoing it.”“Do we haveanything todrink that isn’twater? Healthscares me…”“As the mostimportant personin the world, whyshouldn’t everyoneelse suffer if onesmall thing doesn’tgo my way?”“This isn’t oneof the fivethings I’llactually eat, soI guess I’llstarve…”“Let me turnthis up sothe entirehemispherecan hear it!”“I sure hope noone enters thebathroom whilethe door’sobnoxiouslywide open…”“Am I the onlyone workingat this poorlytimedinterval?!”“I complainabout mychildhoodtrauma morethan you, so Iwin!”“I can onlydo one thingat a time:whine!”“I swear toAnthonyGeorge, if youtake First BaptistAtlanta’s namein vain again…”“Since I’m nothomeless, themost importantthing to talkabout right nowis Bailey’s skin.”“I’ll eat myown s**tas long asit’s tender!”“You did exactlywhat I wanted,which makesme angry forsome reason.”“Your time isn’tvaluable at all,so I’m going topause andstammer asmuch as I want.”“Can you order?I can onlyremember threethings, and oneof them is thisB.S. excuse.”“You knowwhat’s betterthan meaningfulconversation?Saying the samestuff repeatedly!”“Of course I’llhelp! It’s easyand convenientfor me, so whywouldn’t I?”“I’m not payingsomeone to fixwhat I canmake morebroken forfree!”“This mall doesn’thave a Nike, whichautomaticallymeans the ownersdon’t care aboutme.”

Kenny-isms Bingo (2025 Edition) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I-“The logical part of me can’t fathom why my wife doesn’t want to suffocate next to me at night…”
  2. B-“Playing the same Spotify playlist on repeat is biblical because I said so!”
  3. G-“I sure love talking positively about every church that isn’t the one I go to!”
  4. I-“Communication is for chumps!”
  5. G-“I can take criticism as long as you don’t say anything to insinuate that I have flaws.”
  6. G-“I don’t know how to do this, so I guess I’m excused from doing it.”
  7. I-“Do we have anything to drink that isn’t water? Health scares me…”
  8. B-“As the most important person in the world, why shouldn’t everyone else suffer if one small thing doesn’t go my way?”
  9. G-“This isn’t one of the five things I’ll actually eat, so I guess I’ll starve…”
  10. G-“Let me turn this up so the entire hemisphere can hear it!”
  11. O-“I sure hope no one enters the bathroom while the door’s obnoxiously wide open…”
  12. B-“Am I the only one working at this poorly timed interval?!”
  13. O-“I complain about my childhood trauma more than you, so I win!”
  14. O-“I can only do one thing at a time: whine!”
  15. I-“I swear to Anthony George, if you take First Baptist Atlanta’s name in vain again…”
  16. B-“Since I’m not homeless, the most important thing to talk about right now is Bailey’s skin.”
  17. I-“I’ll eat my own s**t as long as it’s tender!”
  18. N-“You did exactly what I wanted, which makes me angry for some reason.”
  19. O-“Your time isn’t valuable at all, so I’m going to pause and stammer as much as I want.”
  20. N-“Can you order? I can only remember three things, and one of them is this B.S. excuse.”
  21. N-“You know what’s better than meaningful conversation? Saying the same stuff repeatedly!”
  22. O-“Of course I’ll help! It’s easy and convenient for me, so why wouldn’t I?”
  23. B-“I’m not paying someone to fix what I can make more broken for free!”
  24. N-“This mall doesn’t have a Nike, which automatically means the owners don’t care about me.”