“I complainabout mychildhoodtrauma morethan you, so Iwin!”“As the mostimportant personin the world, whyshouldn’t everyoneelse suffer if onesmall thing doesn’tgo my way?”“Since I’m nothomeless, themost importantthing to talkabout right nowis Bailey’s skin.”“Of course I’llhelp! It’s easyand convenientfor me, so whywouldn’t I?”“Communicationis for chumps!”“I sure lovetalkingpositively aboutevery churchthat isn’t theone I go to!”“I’m not payingsomeone to fixwhat I canmake morebroken forfree!”“This mall doesn’thave a Nike, whichautomaticallymeans the ownersdon’t care aboutme.”“The logical partof me can’tfathom why mywife doesn’t wantto suffocate nextto me at night…”“I can takecriticism as longas you don’t sayanything toinsinuate that Ihave flaws.”“Am I the onlyone workingat this poorlytimedinterval?!”“Playing thesame Spotifyplaylist onrepeat is biblicalbecause I saidso!”“I’ll eat myown s**tas long asit’s tender!”“Do we haveanything todrink that isn’twater? Healthscares me…”“I can onlydo one thingat a time:whine!”“You did exactlywhat I wanted,which makesme angry forsome reason.”“This isn’t oneof the fivethings I’llactually eat, soI guess I’llstarve…”“I swear toAnthonyGeorge, if youtake First BaptistAtlanta’s namein vain again…”“I sure hope noone enters thebathroom whilethe door’sobnoxiouslywide open…”“Let me turnthis up sothe entirehemispherecan hear it!”“Your time isn’tvaluable at all,so I’m going topause andstammer asmuch as I want.”“You knowwhat’s betterthan meaningfulconversation?Saying the samestuff repeatedly!”“Can you order?I can onlyremember threethings, and oneof them is thisB.S. excuse.”“I don’t knowhow to do this,so I guess I’mexcused fromdoing it.”“I complainabout mychildhoodtrauma morethan you, so Iwin!”“As the mostimportant personin the world, whyshouldn’t everyoneelse suffer if onesmall thing doesn’tgo my way?”“Since I’m nothomeless, themost importantthing to talkabout right nowis Bailey’s skin.”“Of course I’llhelp! It’s easyand convenientfor me, so whywouldn’t I?”“Communicationis for chumps!”“I sure lovetalkingpositively aboutevery churchthat isn’t theone I go to!”“I’m not payingsomeone to fixwhat I canmake morebroken forfree!”“This mall doesn’thave a Nike, whichautomaticallymeans the ownersdon’t care aboutme.”“The logical partof me can’tfathom why mywife doesn’t wantto suffocate nextto me at night…”“I can takecriticism as longas you don’t sayanything toinsinuate that Ihave flaws.”“Am I the onlyone workingat this poorlytimedinterval?!”“Playing thesame Spotifyplaylist onrepeat is biblicalbecause I saidso!”“I’ll eat myown s**tas long asit’s tender!”“Do we haveanything todrink that isn’twater? Healthscares me…”“I can onlydo one thingat a time:whine!”“You did exactlywhat I wanted,which makesme angry forsome reason.”“This isn’t oneof the fivethings I’llactually eat, soI guess I’llstarve…”“I swear toAnthonyGeorge, if youtake First BaptistAtlanta’s namein vain again…”“I sure hope noone enters thebathroom whilethe door’sobnoxiouslywide open…”“Let me turnthis up sothe entirehemispherecan hear it!”“Your time isn’tvaluable at all,so I’m going topause andstammer asmuch as I want.”“You knowwhat’s betterthan meaningfulconversation?Saying the samestuff repeatedly!”“Can you order?I can onlyremember threethings, and oneof them is thisB.S. excuse.”“I don’t knowhow to do this,so I guess I’mexcused fromdoing it.”

Kenny-isms Bingo (2025 Edition) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. O-“I complain about my childhood trauma more than you, so I win!”
  2. B-“As the most important person in the world, why shouldn’t everyone else suffer if one small thing doesn’t go my way?”
  3. B-“Since I’m not homeless, the most important thing to talk about right now is Bailey’s skin.”
  4. O-“Of course I’ll help! It’s easy and convenient for me, so why wouldn’t I?”
  5. I-“Communication is for chumps!”
  6. G-“I sure love talking positively about every church that isn’t the one I go to!”
  7. B-“I’m not paying someone to fix what I can make more broken for free!”
  8. N-“This mall doesn’t have a Nike, which automatically means the owners don’t care about me.”
  9. I-“The logical part of me can’t fathom why my wife doesn’t want to suffocate next to me at night…”
  10. G-“I can take criticism as long as you don’t say anything to insinuate that I have flaws.”
  11. B-“Am I the only one working at this poorly timed interval?!”
  12. B-“Playing the same Spotify playlist on repeat is biblical because I said so!”
  13. I-“I’ll eat my own s**t as long as it’s tender!”
  14. I-“Do we have anything to drink that isn’t water? Health scares me…”
  15. O-“I can only do one thing at a time: whine!”
  16. N-“You did exactly what I wanted, which makes me angry for some reason.”
  17. G-“This isn’t one of the five things I’ll actually eat, so I guess I’ll starve…”
  18. I-“I swear to Anthony George, if you take First Baptist Atlanta’s name in vain again…”
  19. O-“I sure hope no one enters the bathroom while the door’s obnoxiously wide open…”
  20. G-“Let me turn this up so the entire hemisphere can hear it!”
  21. O-“Your time isn’t valuable at all, so I’m going to pause and stammer as much as I want.”
  22. N-“You know what’s better than meaningful conversation? Saying the same stuff repeatedly!”
  23. N-“Can you order? I can only remember three things, and one of them is this B.S. excuse.”
  24. G-“I don’t know how to do this, so I guess I’m excused from doing it.”