“This mall doesn’thave a Nike, whichautomaticallymeans the ownersdon’t care aboutme.”“Do we haveanything todrink that isn’twater? Healthscares me…”“As the mostimportant personin the world, whyshouldn’t everyoneelse suffer if onesmall thing doesn’tgo my way?”“Communicationis for chumps!”“Of course I’llhelp! It’s easyand convenientfor me, so whywouldn’t I?”“I can takecriticism as longas you don’t sayanything toinsinuate that Ihave flaws.”“Am I the onlyone workingat this poorlytimedinterval?!”“You knowwhat’s betterthan meaningfulconversation?Saying the samestuff repeatedly!”“The logical partof me can’tfathom why mywife doesn’t wantto suffocate nextto me at night…”“Since I’m nothomeless, themost importantthing to talkabout right nowis Bailey’s skin.”“I sure hope noone enters thebathroom whilethe door’sobnoxiouslywide open…”“Let me turnthis up sothe entirehemispherecan hear it!”“I swear toAnthonyGeorge, if youtake First BaptistAtlanta’s namein vain again…”“I’ll eat myown s**tas long asit’s tender!”“This isn’t oneof the fivethings I’llactually eat, soI guess I’llstarve…”“Playing thesame Spotifyplaylist onrepeat is biblicalbecause I saidso!”“Your time isn’tvaluable at all,so I’m going topause andstammer asmuch as I want.”“I sure lovetalkingpositively aboutevery churchthat isn’t theone I go to!”“I’m not payingsomeone to fixwhat I canmake morebroken forfree!”“I can onlydo one thingat a time:whine!”“Can you order?I can onlyremember threethings, and oneof them is thisB.S. excuse.”“I complainabout mychildhoodtrauma morethan you, so Iwin!”“You did exactlywhat I wanted,which makesme angry forsome reason.”“I don’t knowhow to do this,so I guess I’mexcused fromdoing it.”“This mall doesn’thave a Nike, whichautomaticallymeans the ownersdon’t care aboutme.”“Do we haveanything todrink that isn’twater? Healthscares me…”“As the mostimportant personin the world, whyshouldn’t everyoneelse suffer if onesmall thing doesn’tgo my way?”“Communicationis for chumps!”“Of course I’llhelp! It’s easyand convenientfor me, so whywouldn’t I?”“I can takecriticism as longas you don’t sayanything toinsinuate that Ihave flaws.”“Am I the onlyone workingat this poorlytimedinterval?!”“You knowwhat’s betterthan meaningfulconversation?Saying the samestuff repeatedly!”“The logical partof me can’tfathom why mywife doesn’t wantto suffocate nextto me at night…”“Since I’m nothomeless, themost importantthing to talkabout right nowis Bailey’s skin.”“I sure hope noone enters thebathroom whilethe door’sobnoxiouslywide open…”“Let me turnthis up sothe entirehemispherecan hear it!”“I swear toAnthonyGeorge, if youtake First BaptistAtlanta’s namein vain again…”“I’ll eat myown s**tas long asit’s tender!”“This isn’t oneof the fivethings I’llactually eat, soI guess I’llstarve…”“Playing thesame Spotifyplaylist onrepeat is biblicalbecause I saidso!”“Your time isn’tvaluable at all,so I’m going topause andstammer asmuch as I want.”“I sure lovetalkingpositively aboutevery churchthat isn’t theone I go to!”“I’m not payingsomeone to fixwhat I canmake morebroken forfree!”“I can onlydo one thingat a time:whine!”“Can you order?I can onlyremember threethings, and oneof them is thisB.S. excuse.”“I complainabout mychildhoodtrauma morethan you, so Iwin!”“You did exactlywhat I wanted,which makesme angry forsome reason.”“I don’t knowhow to do this,so I guess I’mexcused fromdoing it.”

Kenny-isms Bingo (2025 Edition) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. N-“This mall doesn’t have a Nike, which automatically means the owners don’t care about me.”
  2. I-“Do we have anything to drink that isn’t water? Health scares me…”
  3. B-“As the most important person in the world, why shouldn’t everyone else suffer if one small thing doesn’t go my way?”
  4. I-“Communication is for chumps!”
  5. O-“Of course I’ll help! It’s easy and convenient for me, so why wouldn’t I?”
  6. G-“I can take criticism as long as you don’t say anything to insinuate that I have flaws.”
  7. B-“Am I the only one working at this poorly timed interval?!”
  8. N-“You know what’s better than meaningful conversation? Saying the same stuff repeatedly!”
  9. I-“The logical part of me can’t fathom why my wife doesn’t want to suffocate next to me at night…”
  10. B-“Since I’m not homeless, the most important thing to talk about right now is Bailey’s skin.”
  11. O-“I sure hope no one enters the bathroom while the door’s obnoxiously wide open…”
  12. G-“Let me turn this up so the entire hemisphere can hear it!”
  13. I-“I swear to Anthony George, if you take First Baptist Atlanta’s name in vain again…”
  14. I-“I’ll eat my own s**t as long as it’s tender!”
  15. G-“This isn’t one of the five things I’ll actually eat, so I guess I’ll starve…”
  16. B-“Playing the same Spotify playlist on repeat is biblical because I said so!”
  17. O-“Your time isn’t valuable at all, so I’m going to pause and stammer as much as I want.”
  18. G-“I sure love talking positively about every church that isn’t the one I go to!”
  19. B-“I’m not paying someone to fix what I can make more broken for free!”
  20. O-“I can only do one thing at a time: whine!”
  21. N-“Can you order? I can only remember three things, and one of them is this B.S. excuse.”
  22. O-“I complain about my childhood trauma more than you, so I win!”
  23. N-“You did exactly what I wanted, which makes me angry for some reason.”
  24. G-“I don’t know how to do this, so I guess I’m excused from doing it.”