“I swear toAnthonyGeorge, if youtake First BaptistAtlanta’s namein vain again…”“As the mostimportant personin the world, whyshouldn’t everyoneelse suffer if onesmall thing doesn’tgo my way?”“Since I’m nothomeless, themost importantthing to talkabout right nowis Bailey’s skin.”“Your time isn’tvaluable at all,so I’m going topause andstammer asmuch as I want.”“Of course I’llhelp! It’s easyand convenientfor me, so whywouldn’t I?”“I complainabout mychildhoodtrauma morethan you, so Iwin!”“Let me turnthis up sothe entirehemispherecan hear it!”“I don’t knowhow to do this,so I guess I’mexcused fromdoing it.”“I can onlydo one thingat a time:whine!”“I sure lovetalkingpositively aboutevery churchthat isn’t theone I go to!”“I’ll eat myown s**tas long asit’s tender!”“This isn’t oneof the fivethings I’llactually eat, soI guess I’llstarve…”“You knowwhat’s betterthan meaningfulconversation?Saying the samestuff repeatedly!”“Can you order?I can onlyremember threethings, and oneof them is thisB.S. excuse.”“The logical partof me can’tfathom why mywife doesn’t wantto suffocate nextto me at night…”“You did exactlywhat I wanted,which makesme angry forsome reason.”“This mall doesn’thave a Nike, whichautomaticallymeans the ownersdon’t care aboutme.”“Am I the onlyone workingat this poorlytimedinterval?!”“I’m not payingsomeone to fixwhat I canmake morebroken forfree!”“I sure hope noone enters thebathroom whilethe door’sobnoxiouslywide open…”“Playing thesame Spotifyplaylist onrepeat is biblicalbecause I saidso!”“Do we haveanything todrink that isn’twater? Healthscares me…”“Communicationis for chumps!”“I can takecriticism as longas you don’t sayanything toinsinuate that Ihave flaws.”“I swear toAnthonyGeorge, if youtake First BaptistAtlanta’s namein vain again…”“As the mostimportant personin the world, whyshouldn’t everyoneelse suffer if onesmall thing doesn’tgo my way?”“Since I’m nothomeless, themost importantthing to talkabout right nowis Bailey’s skin.”“Your time isn’tvaluable at all,so I’m going topause andstammer asmuch as I want.”“Of course I’llhelp! It’s easyand convenientfor me, so whywouldn’t I?”“I complainabout mychildhoodtrauma morethan you, so Iwin!”“Let me turnthis up sothe entirehemispherecan hear it!”“I don’t knowhow to do this,so I guess I’mexcused fromdoing it.”“I can onlydo one thingat a time:whine!”“I sure lovetalkingpositively aboutevery churchthat isn’t theone I go to!”“I’ll eat myown s**tas long asit’s tender!”“This isn’t oneof the fivethings I’llactually eat, soI guess I’llstarve…”“You knowwhat’s betterthan meaningfulconversation?Saying the samestuff repeatedly!”“Can you order?I can onlyremember threethings, and oneof them is thisB.S. excuse.”“The logical partof me can’tfathom why mywife doesn’t wantto suffocate nextto me at night…”“You did exactlywhat I wanted,which makesme angry forsome reason.”“This mall doesn’thave a Nike, whichautomaticallymeans the ownersdon’t care aboutme.”“Am I the onlyone workingat this poorlytimedinterval?!”“I’m not payingsomeone to fixwhat I canmake morebroken forfree!”“I sure hope noone enters thebathroom whilethe door’sobnoxiouslywide open…”“Playing thesame Spotifyplaylist onrepeat is biblicalbecause I saidso!”“Do we haveanything todrink that isn’twater? Healthscares me…”“Communicationis for chumps!”“I can takecriticism as longas you don’t sayanything toinsinuate that Ihave flaws.”

Kenny-isms Bingo (2025 Edition) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I-“I swear to Anthony George, if you take First Baptist Atlanta’s name in vain again…”
  2. B-“As the most important person in the world, why shouldn’t everyone else suffer if one small thing doesn’t go my way?”
  3. B-“Since I’m not homeless, the most important thing to talk about right now is Bailey’s skin.”
  4. O-“Your time isn’t valuable at all, so I’m going to pause and stammer as much as I want.”
  5. O-“Of course I’ll help! It’s easy and convenient for me, so why wouldn’t I?”
  6. O-“I complain about my childhood trauma more than you, so I win!”
  7. G-“Let me turn this up so the entire hemisphere can hear it!”
  8. G-“I don’t know how to do this, so I guess I’m excused from doing it.”
  9. O-“I can only do one thing at a time: whine!”
  10. G-“I sure love talking positively about every church that isn’t the one I go to!”
  11. I-“I’ll eat my own s**t as long as it’s tender!”
  12. G-“This isn’t one of the five things I’ll actually eat, so I guess I’ll starve…”
  13. N-“You know what’s better than meaningful conversation? Saying the same stuff repeatedly!”
  14. N-“Can you order? I can only remember three things, and one of them is this B.S. excuse.”
  15. I-“The logical part of me can’t fathom why my wife doesn’t want to suffocate next to me at night…”
  16. N-“You did exactly what I wanted, which makes me angry for some reason.”
  17. N-“This mall doesn’t have a Nike, which automatically means the owners don’t care about me.”
  18. B-“Am I the only one working at this poorly timed interval?!”
  19. B-“I’m not paying someone to fix what I can make more broken for free!”
  20. O-“I sure hope no one enters the bathroom while the door’s obnoxiously wide open…”
  21. B-“Playing the same Spotify playlist on repeat is biblical because I said so!”
  22. I-“Do we have anything to drink that isn’t water? Health scares me…”
  23. I-“Communication is for chumps!”
  24. G-“I can take criticism as long as you don’t say anything to insinuate that I have flaws.”