“I sure lovetalkingpositively aboutevery churchthat isn’t theone I go to!”“Of course I’llhelp! It’s easyand convenientfor me, so whywouldn’t I?”“I’m not payingsomeone to fixwhat I canmake morebroken forfree!”“The logical partof me can’tfathom why mywife doesn’t wantto suffocate nextto me at night…”“Since I’m nothomeless, themost importantthing to talkabout right nowis Bailey’s skin.”“You did exactlywhat I wanted,which makesme angry forsome reason.”“I can onlydo one thingat a time:whine!”“You knowwhat’s betterthan meaningfulconversation?Saying the samestuff repeatedly!”“As the mostimportant personin the world, whyshouldn’t everyoneelse suffer if onesmall thing doesn’tgo my way?”“I can takecriticism as longas you don’t sayanything toinsinuate that Ihave flaws.”“I complainabout mychildhoodtrauma morethan you, so Iwin!”“This isn’t oneof the fivethings I’llactually eat, soI guess I’llstarve…”“This mall doesn’thave a Nike, whichautomaticallymeans the ownersdon’t care aboutme.”“Let me turnthis up sothe entirehemispherecan hear it!”“I don’t knowhow to do this,so I guess I’mexcused fromdoing it.”“Playing thesame Spotifyplaylist onrepeat is biblicalbecause I saidso!”“I sure hope noone enters thebathroom whilethe door’sobnoxiouslywide open…”“Do we haveanything todrink that isn’twater? Healthscares me…”“I’ll eat myown s**tas long asit’s tender!”“Communicationis for chumps!”“Can you order?I can onlyremember threethings, and oneof them is thisB.S. excuse.”“Your time isn’tvaluable at all,so I’m going topause andstammer asmuch as I want.”“Am I the onlyone workingat this poorlytimedinterval?!”“I swear toAnthonyGeorge, if youtake First BaptistAtlanta’s namein vain again…”“I sure lovetalkingpositively aboutevery churchthat isn’t theone I go to!”“Of course I’llhelp! It’s easyand convenientfor me, so whywouldn’t I?”“I’m not payingsomeone to fixwhat I canmake morebroken forfree!”“The logical partof me can’tfathom why mywife doesn’t wantto suffocate nextto me at night…”“Since I’m nothomeless, themost importantthing to talkabout right nowis Bailey’s skin.”“You did exactlywhat I wanted,which makesme angry forsome reason.”“I can onlydo one thingat a time:whine!”“You knowwhat’s betterthan meaningfulconversation?Saying the samestuff repeatedly!”“As the mostimportant personin the world, whyshouldn’t everyoneelse suffer if onesmall thing doesn’tgo my way?”“I can takecriticism as longas you don’t sayanything toinsinuate that Ihave flaws.”“I complainabout mychildhoodtrauma morethan you, so Iwin!”“This isn’t oneof the fivethings I’llactually eat, soI guess I’llstarve…”“This mall doesn’thave a Nike, whichautomaticallymeans the ownersdon’t care aboutme.”“Let me turnthis up sothe entirehemispherecan hear it!”“I don’t knowhow to do this,so I guess I’mexcused fromdoing it.”“Playing thesame Spotifyplaylist onrepeat is biblicalbecause I saidso!”“I sure hope noone enters thebathroom whilethe door’sobnoxiouslywide open…”“Do we haveanything todrink that isn’twater? Healthscares me…”“I’ll eat myown s**tas long asit’s tender!”“Communicationis for chumps!”“Can you order?I can onlyremember threethings, and oneof them is thisB.S. excuse.”“Your time isn’tvaluable at all,so I’m going topause andstammer asmuch as I want.”“Am I the onlyone workingat this poorlytimedinterval?!”“I swear toAnthonyGeorge, if youtake First BaptistAtlanta’s namein vain again…”

Kenny-isms Bingo (2025 Edition) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. G-“I sure love talking positively about every church that isn’t the one I go to!”
  2. O-“Of course I’ll help! It’s easy and convenient for me, so why wouldn’t I?”
  3. B-“I’m not paying someone to fix what I can make more broken for free!”
  4. I-“The logical part of me can’t fathom why my wife doesn’t want to suffocate next to me at night…”
  5. B-“Since I’m not homeless, the most important thing to talk about right now is Bailey’s skin.”
  6. N-“You did exactly what I wanted, which makes me angry for some reason.”
  7. O-“I can only do one thing at a time: whine!”
  8. N-“You know what’s better than meaningful conversation? Saying the same stuff repeatedly!”
  9. B-“As the most important person in the world, why shouldn’t everyone else suffer if one small thing doesn’t go my way?”
  10. G-“I can take criticism as long as you don’t say anything to insinuate that I have flaws.”
  11. O-“I complain about my childhood trauma more than you, so I win!”
  12. G-“This isn’t one of the five things I’ll actually eat, so I guess I’ll starve…”
  13. N-“This mall doesn’t have a Nike, which automatically means the owners don’t care about me.”
  14. G-“Let me turn this up so the entire hemisphere can hear it!”
  15. G-“I don’t know how to do this, so I guess I’m excused from doing it.”
  16. B-“Playing the same Spotify playlist on repeat is biblical because I said so!”
  17. O-“I sure hope no one enters the bathroom while the door’s obnoxiously wide open…”
  18. I-“Do we have anything to drink that isn’t water? Health scares me…”
  19. I-“I’ll eat my own s**t as long as it’s tender!”
  20. I-“Communication is for chumps!”
  21. N-“Can you order? I can only remember three things, and one of them is this B.S. excuse.”
  22. O-“Your time isn’t valuable at all, so I’m going to pause and stammer as much as I want.”
  23. B-“Am I the only one working at this poorly timed interval?!”
  24. I-“I swear to Anthony George, if you take First Baptist Atlanta’s name in vain again…”