“Communicationis for chumps!”“I’ll eat myown s**tas long asit’s tender!”“This isn’t oneof the fivethings I’llactually eat, soI guess I’llstarve…”“Your time isn’tvaluable at all,so I’m going topause andstammer asmuch as I want.”“I sure lovetalkingpositively aboutevery churchthat isn’t theone I go to!”“Since I’m nothomeless, themost importantthing to talkabout right nowis Bailey’s skin.”“I sure hope noone enters thebathroom whilethe door’sobnoxiouslywide open…”“Am I the onlyone workingat this poorlytimedinterval?!”“I don’t knowhow to do this,so I guess I’mexcused fromdoing it.”“Of course I’llhelp! It’s easyand convenientfor me, so whywouldn’t I?”“Playing thesame Spotifyplaylist onrepeat is biblicalbecause I saidso!”“Can you order?I can onlyremember threethings, and oneof them is thisB.S. excuse.”“The logical partof me can’tfathom why mywife doesn’t wantto suffocate nextto me at night…”“You knowwhat’s betterthan meaningfulconversation?Saying the samestuff repeatedly!”“This mall doesn’thave a Nike, whichautomaticallymeans the ownersdon’t care aboutme.”“Let me turnthis up sothe entirehemispherecan hear it!”“I complainabout mychildhoodtrauma morethan you, so Iwin!”“Do we haveanything todrink that isn’twater? Healthscares me…”“I swear toAnthonyGeorge, if youtake First BaptistAtlanta’s namein vain again…”“You did exactlywhat I wanted,which makesme angry forsome reason.”“I can onlydo one thingat a time:whine!”“I’m not payingsomeone to fixwhat I canmake morebroken forfree!”“I can takecriticism as longas you don’t sayanything toinsinuate that Ihave flaws.”“As the mostimportant personin the world, whyshouldn’t everyoneelse suffer if onesmall thing doesn’tgo my way?”“Communicationis for chumps!”“I’ll eat myown s**tas long asit’s tender!”“This isn’t oneof the fivethings I’llactually eat, soI guess I’llstarve…”“Your time isn’tvaluable at all,so I’m going topause andstammer asmuch as I want.”“I sure lovetalkingpositively aboutevery churchthat isn’t theone I go to!”“Since I’m nothomeless, themost importantthing to talkabout right nowis Bailey’s skin.”“I sure hope noone enters thebathroom whilethe door’sobnoxiouslywide open…”“Am I the onlyone workingat this poorlytimedinterval?!”“I don’t knowhow to do this,so I guess I’mexcused fromdoing it.”“Of course I’llhelp! It’s easyand convenientfor me, so whywouldn’t I?”“Playing thesame Spotifyplaylist onrepeat is biblicalbecause I saidso!”“Can you order?I can onlyremember threethings, and oneof them is thisB.S. excuse.”“The logical partof me can’tfathom why mywife doesn’t wantto suffocate nextto me at night…”“You knowwhat’s betterthan meaningfulconversation?Saying the samestuff repeatedly!”“This mall doesn’thave a Nike, whichautomaticallymeans the ownersdon’t care aboutme.”“Let me turnthis up sothe entirehemispherecan hear it!”“I complainabout mychildhoodtrauma morethan you, so Iwin!”“Do we haveanything todrink that isn’twater? Healthscares me…”“I swear toAnthonyGeorge, if youtake First BaptistAtlanta’s namein vain again…”“You did exactlywhat I wanted,which makesme angry forsome reason.”“I can onlydo one thingat a time:whine!”“I’m not payingsomeone to fixwhat I canmake morebroken forfree!”“I can takecriticism as longas you don’t sayanything toinsinuate that Ihave flaws.”“As the mostimportant personin the world, whyshouldn’t everyoneelse suffer if onesmall thing doesn’tgo my way?”

Kenny-isms Bingo (2025 Edition) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I-“Communication is for chumps!”
  2. I-“I’ll eat my own s**t as long as it’s tender!”
  3. G-“This isn’t one of the five things I’ll actually eat, so I guess I’ll starve…”
  4. O-“Your time isn’t valuable at all, so I’m going to pause and stammer as much as I want.”
  5. G-“I sure love talking positively about every church that isn’t the one I go to!”
  6. B-“Since I’m not homeless, the most important thing to talk about right now is Bailey’s skin.”
  7. O-“I sure hope no one enters the bathroom while the door’s obnoxiously wide open…”
  8. B-“Am I the only one working at this poorly timed interval?!”
  9. G-“I don’t know how to do this, so I guess I’m excused from doing it.”
  10. O-“Of course I’ll help! It’s easy and convenient for me, so why wouldn’t I?”
  11. B-“Playing the same Spotify playlist on repeat is biblical because I said so!”
  12. N-“Can you order? I can only remember three things, and one of them is this B.S. excuse.”
  13. I-“The logical part of me can’t fathom why my wife doesn’t want to suffocate next to me at night…”
  14. N-“You know what’s better than meaningful conversation? Saying the same stuff repeatedly!”
  15. N-“This mall doesn’t have a Nike, which automatically means the owners don’t care about me.”
  16. G-“Let me turn this up so the entire hemisphere can hear it!”
  17. O-“I complain about my childhood trauma more than you, so I win!”
  18. I-“Do we have anything to drink that isn’t water? Health scares me…”
  19. I-“I swear to Anthony George, if you take First Baptist Atlanta’s name in vain again…”
  20. N-“You did exactly what I wanted, which makes me angry for some reason.”
  21. O-“I can only do one thing at a time: whine!”
  22. B-“I’m not paying someone to fix what I can make more broken for free!”
  23. G-“I can take criticism as long as you don’t say anything to insinuate that I have flaws.”
  24. B-“As the most important person in the world, why shouldn’t everyone else suffer if one small thing doesn’t go my way?”