“Of course I’llhelp! It’s easyand convenientfor me, so whywouldn’t I?”“This isn’t oneof the fivethings I’llactually eat, soI guess I’llstarve…”“I complainabout mychildhoodtrauma morethan you, so Iwin!”“I swear toAnthonyGeorge, if youtake First BaptistAtlanta’s namein vain again…”“I can takecriticism as longas you don’t sayanything toinsinuate that Ihave flaws.”“You knowwhat’s betterthan meaningfulconversation?Saying the samestuff repeatedly!”“Am I the onlyone workingat this poorlytimedinterval?!”“I’ll eat myown s**tas long asit’s tender!”“Let me turnthis up sothe entirehemispherecan hear it!”“The logical partof me can’tfathom why mywife doesn’t wantto suffocate nextto me at night…”“Playing thesame Spotifyplaylist onrepeat is biblicalbecause I saidso!”“Can you order?I can onlyremember threethings, and oneof them is thisB.S. excuse.”“I’m not payingsomeone to fixwhat I canmake morebroken forfree!”“As the mostimportant personin the world, whyshouldn’t everyoneelse suffer if onesmall thing doesn’tgo my way?”“You did exactlywhat I wanted,which makesme angry forsome reason.”“Since I’m nothomeless, themost importantthing to talkabout right nowis Bailey’s skin.”“This mall doesn’thave a Nike, whichautomaticallymeans the ownersdon’t care aboutme.”“Communicationis for chumps!”“Your time isn’tvaluable at all,so I’m going topause andstammer asmuch as I want.”“I sure lovetalkingpositively aboutevery churchthat isn’t theone I go to!”“I sure hope noone enters thebathroom whilethe door’sobnoxiouslywide open…”“I don’t knowhow to do this,so I guess I’mexcused fromdoing it.”“Do we haveanything todrink that isn’twater? Healthscares me…”“I can onlydo one thingat a time:whine!”“Of course I’llhelp! It’s easyand convenientfor me, so whywouldn’t I?”“This isn’t oneof the fivethings I’llactually eat, soI guess I’llstarve…”“I complainabout mychildhoodtrauma morethan you, so Iwin!”“I swear toAnthonyGeorge, if youtake First BaptistAtlanta’s namein vain again…”“I can takecriticism as longas you don’t sayanything toinsinuate that Ihave flaws.”“You knowwhat’s betterthan meaningfulconversation?Saying the samestuff repeatedly!”“Am I the onlyone workingat this poorlytimedinterval?!”“I’ll eat myown s**tas long asit’s tender!”“Let me turnthis up sothe entirehemispherecan hear it!”“The logical partof me can’tfathom why mywife doesn’t wantto suffocate nextto me at night…”“Playing thesame Spotifyplaylist onrepeat is biblicalbecause I saidso!”“Can you order?I can onlyremember threethings, and oneof them is thisB.S. excuse.”“I’m not payingsomeone to fixwhat I canmake morebroken forfree!”“As the mostimportant personin the world, whyshouldn’t everyoneelse suffer if onesmall thing doesn’tgo my way?”“You did exactlywhat I wanted,which makesme angry forsome reason.”“Since I’m nothomeless, themost importantthing to talkabout right nowis Bailey’s skin.”“This mall doesn’thave a Nike, whichautomaticallymeans the ownersdon’t care aboutme.”“Communicationis for chumps!”“Your time isn’tvaluable at all,so I’m going topause andstammer asmuch as I want.”“I sure lovetalkingpositively aboutevery churchthat isn’t theone I go to!”“I sure hope noone enters thebathroom whilethe door’sobnoxiouslywide open…”“I don’t knowhow to do this,so I guess I’mexcused fromdoing it.”“Do we haveanything todrink that isn’twater? Healthscares me…”“I can onlydo one thingat a time:whine!”

Kenny-isms Bingo (2025 Edition) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. O-“Of course I’ll help! It’s easy and convenient for me, so why wouldn’t I?”
  2. G-“This isn’t one of the five things I’ll actually eat, so I guess I’ll starve…”
  3. O-“I complain about my childhood trauma more than you, so I win!”
  4. I-“I swear to Anthony George, if you take First Baptist Atlanta’s name in vain again…”
  5. G-“I can take criticism as long as you don’t say anything to insinuate that I have flaws.”
  6. N-“You know what’s better than meaningful conversation? Saying the same stuff repeatedly!”
  7. B-“Am I the only one working at this poorly timed interval?!”
  8. I-“I’ll eat my own s**t as long as it’s tender!”
  9. G-“Let me turn this up so the entire hemisphere can hear it!”
  10. I-“The logical part of me can’t fathom why my wife doesn’t want to suffocate next to me at night…”
  11. B-“Playing the same Spotify playlist on repeat is biblical because I said so!”
  12. N-“Can you order? I can only remember three things, and one of them is this B.S. excuse.”
  13. B-“I’m not paying someone to fix what I can make more broken for free!”
  14. B-“As the most important person in the world, why shouldn’t everyone else suffer if one small thing doesn’t go my way?”
  15. N-“You did exactly what I wanted, which makes me angry for some reason.”
  16. B-“Since I’m not homeless, the most important thing to talk about right now is Bailey’s skin.”
  17. N-“This mall doesn’t have a Nike, which automatically means the owners don’t care about me.”
  18. I-“Communication is for chumps!”
  19. O-“Your time isn’t valuable at all, so I’m going to pause and stammer as much as I want.”
  20. G-“I sure love talking positively about every church that isn’t the one I go to!”
  21. O-“I sure hope no one enters the bathroom while the door’s obnoxiously wide open…”
  22. G-“I don’t know how to do this, so I guess I’m excused from doing it.”
  23. I-“Do we have anything to drink that isn’t water? Health scares me…”
  24. O-“I can only do one thing at a time: whine!”