“I can onlydo one thingat a time:whine!”“I sure hope noone enters thebathroom whilethe door’sobnoxiouslywide open…”“As the mostimportant personin the world, whyshouldn’t everyoneelse suffer if onesmall thing doesn’tgo my way?”“You knowwhat’s betterthan meaningfulconversation?Saying the samestuff repeatedly!”“I don’t knowhow to do this,so I guess I’mexcused fromdoing it.”“Since I’m nothomeless, themost importantthing to talkabout right nowis Bailey’s skin.”“I can takecriticism as longas you don’t sayanything toinsinuate that Ihave flaws.”“Let me turnthis up sothe entirehemispherecan hear it!”“I’m not payingsomeone to fixwhat I canmake morebroken forfree!”“This isn’t oneof the fivethings I’llactually eat, soI guess I’llstarve…”“I’ll eat myown s**tas long asit’s tender!”“You did exactlywhat I wanted,which makesme angry forsome reason.”“Communicationis for chumps!”“Of course I’llhelp! It’s easyand convenientfor me, so whywouldn’t I?”“I swear toAnthonyGeorge, if youtake First BaptistAtlanta’s namein vain again…”“Do we haveanything todrink that isn’twater? Healthscares me…”“Can you order?I can onlyremember threethings, and oneof them is thisB.S. excuse.”“The logical partof me can’tfathom why mywife doesn’t wantto suffocate nextto me at night…”“Your time isn’tvaluable at all,so I’m going topause andstammer asmuch as I want.”“This mall doesn’thave a Nike, whichautomaticallymeans the ownersdon’t care aboutme.”“I complainabout mychildhoodtrauma morethan you, so Iwin!”“Playing thesame Spotifyplaylist onrepeat is biblicalbecause I saidso!”“Am I the onlyone workingat this poorlytimedinterval?!”“I sure lovetalkingpositively aboutevery churchthat isn’t theone I go to!”“I can onlydo one thingat a time:whine!”“I sure hope noone enters thebathroom whilethe door’sobnoxiouslywide open…”“As the mostimportant personin the world, whyshouldn’t everyoneelse suffer if onesmall thing doesn’tgo my way?”“You knowwhat’s betterthan meaningfulconversation?Saying the samestuff repeatedly!”“I don’t knowhow to do this,so I guess I’mexcused fromdoing it.”“Since I’m nothomeless, themost importantthing to talkabout right nowis Bailey’s skin.”“I can takecriticism as longas you don’t sayanything toinsinuate that Ihave flaws.”“Let me turnthis up sothe entirehemispherecan hear it!”“I’m not payingsomeone to fixwhat I canmake morebroken forfree!”“This isn’t oneof the fivethings I’llactually eat, soI guess I’llstarve…”“I’ll eat myown s**tas long asit’s tender!”“You did exactlywhat I wanted,which makesme angry forsome reason.”“Communicationis for chumps!”“Of course I’llhelp! It’s easyand convenientfor me, so whywouldn’t I?”“I swear toAnthonyGeorge, if youtake First BaptistAtlanta’s namein vain again…”“Do we haveanything todrink that isn’twater? Healthscares me…”“Can you order?I can onlyremember threethings, and oneof them is thisB.S. excuse.”“The logical partof me can’tfathom why mywife doesn’t wantto suffocate nextto me at night…”“Your time isn’tvaluable at all,so I’m going topause andstammer asmuch as I want.”“This mall doesn’thave a Nike, whichautomaticallymeans the ownersdon’t care aboutme.”“I complainabout mychildhoodtrauma morethan you, so Iwin!”“Playing thesame Spotifyplaylist onrepeat is biblicalbecause I saidso!”“Am I the onlyone workingat this poorlytimedinterval?!”“I sure lovetalkingpositively aboutevery churchthat isn’t theone I go to!”

Kenny-isms Bingo (2025 Edition) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. O-“I can only do one thing at a time: whine!”
  2. O-“I sure hope no one enters the bathroom while the door’s obnoxiously wide open…”
  3. B-“As the most important person in the world, why shouldn’t everyone else suffer if one small thing doesn’t go my way?”
  4. N-“You know what’s better than meaningful conversation? Saying the same stuff repeatedly!”
  5. G-“I don’t know how to do this, so I guess I’m excused from doing it.”
  6. B-“Since I’m not homeless, the most important thing to talk about right now is Bailey’s skin.”
  7. G-“I can take criticism as long as you don’t say anything to insinuate that I have flaws.”
  8. G-“Let me turn this up so the entire hemisphere can hear it!”
  9. B-“I’m not paying someone to fix what I can make more broken for free!”
  10. G-“This isn’t one of the five things I’ll actually eat, so I guess I’ll starve…”
  11. I-“I’ll eat my own s**t as long as it’s tender!”
  12. N-“You did exactly what I wanted, which makes me angry for some reason.”
  13. I-“Communication is for chumps!”
  14. O-“Of course I’ll help! It’s easy and convenient for me, so why wouldn’t I?”
  15. I-“I swear to Anthony George, if you take First Baptist Atlanta’s name in vain again…”
  16. I-“Do we have anything to drink that isn’t water? Health scares me…”
  17. N-“Can you order? I can only remember three things, and one of them is this B.S. excuse.”
  18. I-“The logical part of me can’t fathom why my wife doesn’t want to suffocate next to me at night…”
  19. O-“Your time isn’t valuable at all, so I’m going to pause and stammer as much as I want.”
  20. N-“This mall doesn’t have a Nike, which automatically means the owners don’t care about me.”
  21. O-“I complain about my childhood trauma more than you, so I win!”
  22. B-“Playing the same Spotify playlist on repeat is biblical because I said so!”
  23. B-“Am I the only one working at this poorly timed interval?!”
  24. G-“I sure love talking positively about every church that isn’t the one I go to!”