“Since I’m nothomeless, themost importantthing to talkabout right nowis Bailey’s skin.”“You did exactlywhat I wanted,which makesme angry forsome reason.”“Can you order?I can onlyremember threethings, and oneof them is thisB.S. excuse.”“Let me turnthis up sothe entirehemispherecan hear it!”“I sure hope noone enters thebathroom whilethe door’sobnoxiouslywide open…”“I swear toAnthonyGeorge, if youtake First BaptistAtlanta’s namein vain again…”“I sure lovetalkingpositively aboutevery churchthat isn’t theone I go to!”“Do we haveanything todrink that isn’twater? Healthscares me…”“Am I the onlyone workingat this poorlytimedinterval?!”“Communicationis for chumps!”“As the mostimportant personin the world, whyshouldn’t everyoneelse suffer if onesmall thing doesn’tgo my way?”“You knowwhat’s betterthan meaningfulconversation?Saying the samestuff repeatedly!”“This mall doesn’thave a Nike, whichautomaticallymeans the ownersdon’t care aboutme.”“This isn’t oneof the fivethings I’llactually eat, soI guess I’llstarve…”“The logical partof me can’tfathom why mywife doesn’t wantto suffocate nextto me at night…”“Of course I’llhelp! It’s easyand convenientfor me, so whywouldn’t I?”“I’ll eat myown s**tas long asit’s tender!”“Playing thesame Spotifyplaylist onrepeat is biblicalbecause I saidso!”“I can onlydo one thingat a time:whine!”“I complainabout mychildhoodtrauma morethan you, so Iwin!”“Your time isn’tvaluable at all,so I’m going topause andstammer asmuch as I want.”“I can takecriticism as longas you don’t sayanything toinsinuate that Ihave flaws.”“I’m not payingsomeone to fixwhat I canmake morebroken forfree!”“I don’t knowhow to do this,so I guess I’mexcused fromdoing it.”“Since I’m nothomeless, themost importantthing to talkabout right nowis Bailey’s skin.”“You did exactlywhat I wanted,which makesme angry forsome reason.”“Can you order?I can onlyremember threethings, and oneof them is thisB.S. excuse.”“Let me turnthis up sothe entirehemispherecan hear it!”“I sure hope noone enters thebathroom whilethe door’sobnoxiouslywide open…”“I swear toAnthonyGeorge, if youtake First BaptistAtlanta’s namein vain again…”“I sure lovetalkingpositively aboutevery churchthat isn’t theone I go to!”“Do we haveanything todrink that isn’twater? Healthscares me…”“Am I the onlyone workingat this poorlytimedinterval?!”“Communicationis for chumps!”“As the mostimportant personin the world, whyshouldn’t everyoneelse suffer if onesmall thing doesn’tgo my way?”“You knowwhat’s betterthan meaningfulconversation?Saying the samestuff repeatedly!”“This mall doesn’thave a Nike, whichautomaticallymeans the ownersdon’t care aboutme.”“This isn’t oneof the fivethings I’llactually eat, soI guess I’llstarve…”“The logical partof me can’tfathom why mywife doesn’t wantto suffocate nextto me at night…”“Of course I’llhelp! It’s easyand convenientfor me, so whywouldn’t I?”“I’ll eat myown s**tas long asit’s tender!”“Playing thesame Spotifyplaylist onrepeat is biblicalbecause I saidso!”“I can onlydo one thingat a time:whine!”“I complainabout mychildhoodtrauma morethan you, so Iwin!”“Your time isn’tvaluable at all,so I’m going topause andstammer asmuch as I want.”“I can takecriticism as longas you don’t sayanything toinsinuate that Ihave flaws.”“I’m not payingsomeone to fixwhat I canmake morebroken forfree!”“I don’t knowhow to do this,so I guess I’mexcused fromdoing it.”

Kenny-isms Bingo (2025 Edition) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. B-“Since I’m not homeless, the most important thing to talk about right now is Bailey’s skin.”
  2. N-“You did exactly what I wanted, which makes me angry for some reason.”
  3. N-“Can you order? I can only remember three things, and one of them is this B.S. excuse.”
  4. G-“Let me turn this up so the entire hemisphere can hear it!”
  5. O-“I sure hope no one enters the bathroom while the door’s obnoxiously wide open…”
  6. I-“I swear to Anthony George, if you take First Baptist Atlanta’s name in vain again…”
  7. G-“I sure love talking positively about every church that isn’t the one I go to!”
  8. I-“Do we have anything to drink that isn’t water? Health scares me…”
  9. B-“Am I the only one working at this poorly timed interval?!”
  10. I-“Communication is for chumps!”
  11. B-“As the most important person in the world, why shouldn’t everyone else suffer if one small thing doesn’t go my way?”
  12. N-“You know what’s better than meaningful conversation? Saying the same stuff repeatedly!”
  13. N-“This mall doesn’t have a Nike, which automatically means the owners don’t care about me.”
  14. G-“This isn’t one of the five things I’ll actually eat, so I guess I’ll starve…”
  15. I-“The logical part of me can’t fathom why my wife doesn’t want to suffocate next to me at night…”
  16. O-“Of course I’ll help! It’s easy and convenient for me, so why wouldn’t I?”
  17. I-“I’ll eat my own s**t as long as it’s tender!”
  18. B-“Playing the same Spotify playlist on repeat is biblical because I said so!”
  19. O-“I can only do one thing at a time: whine!”
  20. O-“I complain about my childhood trauma more than you, so I win!”
  21. O-“Your time isn’t valuable at all, so I’m going to pause and stammer as much as I want.”
  22. G-“I can take criticism as long as you don’t say anything to insinuate that I have flaws.”
  23. B-“I’m not paying someone to fix what I can make more broken for free!”
  24. G-“I don’t know how to do this, so I guess I’m excused from doing it.”