“This isn’t oneof the fivethings I’llactually eat, soI guess I’llstarve…”“I can onlydo one thingat a time:whine!”“I can takecriticism as longas you don’t sayanything toinsinuate that Ihave flaws.”“Do we haveanything todrink that isn’twater? Healthscares me…”“Can you order?I can onlyremember threethings, and oneof them is thisB.S. excuse.”“Communicationis for chumps!”“I sure hope noone enters thebathroom whilethe door’sobnoxiouslywide open…”“You knowwhat’s betterthan meaningfulconversation?Saying the samestuff repeatedly!”“I swear toAnthonyGeorge, if youtake First BaptistAtlanta’s namein vain again…”“Am I the onlyone workingat this poorlytimedinterval?!”“I complainabout mychildhoodtrauma morethan you, so Iwin!”“The logical partof me can’tfathom why mywife doesn’t wantto suffocate nextto me at night…”“I’ll eat myown s**tas long asit’s tender!”“As the mostimportant personin the world, whyshouldn’t everyoneelse suffer if onesmall thing doesn’tgo my way?”“Since I’m nothomeless, themost importantthing to talkabout right nowis Bailey’s skin.”“Let me turnthis up sothe entirehemispherecan hear it!”“Playing thesame Spotifyplaylist onrepeat is biblicalbecause I saidso!”“I sure lovetalkingpositively aboutevery churchthat isn’t theone I go to!”“This mall doesn’thave a Nike, whichautomaticallymeans the ownersdon’t care aboutme.”“I’m not payingsomeone to fixwhat I canmake morebroken forfree!”“Your time isn’tvaluable at all,so I’m going topause andstammer asmuch as I want.”“Of course I’llhelp! It’s easyand convenientfor me, so whywouldn’t I?”“I don’t knowhow to do this,so I guess I’mexcused fromdoing it.”“You did exactlywhat I wanted,which makesme angry forsome reason.”“This isn’t oneof the fivethings I’llactually eat, soI guess I’llstarve…”“I can onlydo one thingat a time:whine!”“I can takecriticism as longas you don’t sayanything toinsinuate that Ihave flaws.”“Do we haveanything todrink that isn’twater? Healthscares me…”“Can you order?I can onlyremember threethings, and oneof them is thisB.S. excuse.”“Communicationis for chumps!”“I sure hope noone enters thebathroom whilethe door’sobnoxiouslywide open…”“You knowwhat’s betterthan meaningfulconversation?Saying the samestuff repeatedly!”“I swear toAnthonyGeorge, if youtake First BaptistAtlanta’s namein vain again…”“Am I the onlyone workingat this poorlytimedinterval?!”“I complainabout mychildhoodtrauma morethan you, so Iwin!”“The logical partof me can’tfathom why mywife doesn’t wantto suffocate nextto me at night…”“I’ll eat myown s**tas long asit’s tender!”“As the mostimportant personin the world, whyshouldn’t everyoneelse suffer if onesmall thing doesn’tgo my way?”“Since I’m nothomeless, themost importantthing to talkabout right nowis Bailey’s skin.”“Let me turnthis up sothe entirehemispherecan hear it!”“Playing thesame Spotifyplaylist onrepeat is biblicalbecause I saidso!”“I sure lovetalkingpositively aboutevery churchthat isn’t theone I go to!”“This mall doesn’thave a Nike, whichautomaticallymeans the ownersdon’t care aboutme.”“I’m not payingsomeone to fixwhat I canmake morebroken forfree!”“Your time isn’tvaluable at all,so I’m going topause andstammer asmuch as I want.”“Of course I’llhelp! It’s easyand convenientfor me, so whywouldn’t I?”“I don’t knowhow to do this,so I guess I’mexcused fromdoing it.”“You did exactlywhat I wanted,which makesme angry forsome reason.”

Kenny-isms Bingo (2025 Edition) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. G-“This isn’t one of the five things I’ll actually eat, so I guess I’ll starve…”
  2. O-“I can only do one thing at a time: whine!”
  3. G-“I can take criticism as long as you don’t say anything to insinuate that I have flaws.”
  4. I-“Do we have anything to drink that isn’t water? Health scares me…”
  5. N-“Can you order? I can only remember three things, and one of them is this B.S. excuse.”
  6. I-“Communication is for chumps!”
  7. O-“I sure hope no one enters the bathroom while the door’s obnoxiously wide open…”
  8. N-“You know what’s better than meaningful conversation? Saying the same stuff repeatedly!”
  9. I-“I swear to Anthony George, if you take First Baptist Atlanta’s name in vain again…”
  10. B-“Am I the only one working at this poorly timed interval?!”
  11. O-“I complain about my childhood trauma more than you, so I win!”
  12. I-“The logical part of me can’t fathom why my wife doesn’t want to suffocate next to me at night…”
  13. I-“I’ll eat my own s**t as long as it’s tender!”
  14. B-“As the most important person in the world, why shouldn’t everyone else suffer if one small thing doesn’t go my way?”
  15. B-“Since I’m not homeless, the most important thing to talk about right now is Bailey’s skin.”
  16. G-“Let me turn this up so the entire hemisphere can hear it!”
  17. B-“Playing the same Spotify playlist on repeat is biblical because I said so!”
  18. G-“I sure love talking positively about every church that isn’t the one I go to!”
  19. N-“This mall doesn’t have a Nike, which automatically means the owners don’t care about me.”
  20. B-“I’m not paying someone to fix what I can make more broken for free!”
  21. O-“Your time isn’t valuable at all, so I’m going to pause and stammer as much as I want.”
  22. O-“Of course I’ll help! It’s easy and convenient for me, so why wouldn’t I?”
  23. G-“I don’t know how to do this, so I guess I’m excused from doing it.”
  24. N-“You did exactly what I wanted, which makes me angry for some reason.”