“Of course I’llhelp! It’s easyand convenientfor me, so whywouldn’t I?”“Your time isn’tvaluable at all,so I’m going topause andstammer asmuch as I want.”“I swear toAnthonyGeorge, if youtake First BaptistAtlanta’s namein vain again…”“Can you order?I can onlyremember threethings, and oneof them is thisB.S. excuse.”“I don’t knowhow to do this,so I guess I’mexcused fromdoing it.”“I sure lovetalkingpositively aboutevery churchthat isn’t theone I go to!”“This isn’t oneof the fivethings I’llactually eat, soI guess I’llstarve…”“You did exactlywhat I wanted,which makesme angry forsome reason.”“I complainabout mychildhoodtrauma morethan you, so Iwin!”“I sure hope noone enters thebathroom whilethe door’sobnoxiouslywide open…”“Since I’m nothomeless, themost importantthing to talkabout right nowis Bailey’s skin.”“The logical partof me can’tfathom why mywife doesn’t wantto suffocate nextto me at night…”“I can takecriticism as longas you don’t sayanything toinsinuate that Ihave flaws.”“You knowwhat’s betterthan meaningfulconversation?Saying the samestuff repeatedly!”“I can onlydo one thingat a time:whine!”“This mall doesn’thave a Nike, whichautomaticallymeans the ownersdon’t care aboutme.”“I’ll eat myown s**tas long asit’s tender!”“Playing thesame Spotifyplaylist onrepeat is biblicalbecause I saidso!”“Let me turnthis up sothe entirehemispherecan hear it!”“I’m not payingsomeone to fixwhat I canmake morebroken forfree!”“Communicationis for chumps!”“Do we haveanything todrink that isn’twater? Healthscares me…”“As the mostimportant personin the world, whyshouldn’t everyoneelse suffer if onesmall thing doesn’tgo my way?”“Am I the onlyone workingat this poorlytimedinterval?!”“Of course I’llhelp! It’s easyand convenientfor me, so whywouldn’t I?”“Your time isn’tvaluable at all,so I’m going topause andstammer asmuch as I want.”“I swear toAnthonyGeorge, if youtake First BaptistAtlanta’s namein vain again…”“Can you order?I can onlyremember threethings, and oneof them is thisB.S. excuse.”“I don’t knowhow to do this,so I guess I’mexcused fromdoing it.”“I sure lovetalkingpositively aboutevery churchthat isn’t theone I go to!”“This isn’t oneof the fivethings I’llactually eat, soI guess I’llstarve…”“You did exactlywhat I wanted,which makesme angry forsome reason.”“I complainabout mychildhoodtrauma morethan you, so Iwin!”“I sure hope noone enters thebathroom whilethe door’sobnoxiouslywide open…”“Since I’m nothomeless, themost importantthing to talkabout right nowis Bailey’s skin.”“The logical partof me can’tfathom why mywife doesn’t wantto suffocate nextto me at night…”“I can takecriticism as longas you don’t sayanything toinsinuate that Ihave flaws.”“You knowwhat’s betterthan meaningfulconversation?Saying the samestuff repeatedly!”“I can onlydo one thingat a time:whine!”“This mall doesn’thave a Nike, whichautomaticallymeans the ownersdon’t care aboutme.”“I’ll eat myown s**tas long asit’s tender!”“Playing thesame Spotifyplaylist onrepeat is biblicalbecause I saidso!”“Let me turnthis up sothe entirehemispherecan hear it!”“I’m not payingsomeone to fixwhat I canmake morebroken forfree!”“Communicationis for chumps!”“Do we haveanything todrink that isn’twater? Healthscares me…”“As the mostimportant personin the world, whyshouldn’t everyoneelse suffer if onesmall thing doesn’tgo my way?”“Am I the onlyone workingat this poorlytimedinterval?!”

Kenny-isms Bingo (2025 Edition) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. O-“Of course I’ll help! It’s easy and convenient for me, so why wouldn’t I?”
  2. O-“Your time isn’t valuable at all, so I’m going to pause and stammer as much as I want.”
  3. I-“I swear to Anthony George, if you take First Baptist Atlanta’s name in vain again…”
  4. N-“Can you order? I can only remember three things, and one of them is this B.S. excuse.”
  5. G-“I don’t know how to do this, so I guess I’m excused from doing it.”
  6. G-“I sure love talking positively about every church that isn’t the one I go to!”
  7. G-“This isn’t one of the five things I’ll actually eat, so I guess I’ll starve…”
  8. N-“You did exactly what I wanted, which makes me angry for some reason.”
  9. O-“I complain about my childhood trauma more than you, so I win!”
  10. O-“I sure hope no one enters the bathroom while the door’s obnoxiously wide open…”
  11. B-“Since I’m not homeless, the most important thing to talk about right now is Bailey’s skin.”
  12. I-“The logical part of me can’t fathom why my wife doesn’t want to suffocate next to me at night…”
  13. G-“I can take criticism as long as you don’t say anything to insinuate that I have flaws.”
  14. N-“You know what’s better than meaningful conversation? Saying the same stuff repeatedly!”
  15. O-“I can only do one thing at a time: whine!”
  16. N-“This mall doesn’t have a Nike, which automatically means the owners don’t care about me.”
  17. I-“I’ll eat my own s**t as long as it’s tender!”
  18. B-“Playing the same Spotify playlist on repeat is biblical because I said so!”
  19. G-“Let me turn this up so the entire hemisphere can hear it!”
  20. B-“I’m not paying someone to fix what I can make more broken for free!”
  21. I-“Communication is for chumps!”
  22. I-“Do we have anything to drink that isn’t water? Health scares me…”
  23. B-“As the most important person in the world, why shouldn’t everyone else suffer if one small thing doesn’t go my way?”
  24. B-“Am I the only one working at this poorly timed interval?!”