“Do we haveanything todrink that isn’twater? Healthscares me…”“I’ll eat myown s**tas long asit’s tender!”“I complainabout mychildhoodtrauma morethan you, so Iwin!”“As the mostimportant personin the world, whyshouldn’t everyoneelse suffer if onesmall thing doesn’tgo my way?”“Since I’m nothomeless, themost importantthing to talkabout right nowis Bailey’s skin.”“I swear toAnthonyGeorge, if youtake First BaptistAtlanta’s namein vain again…”“I can takecriticism as longas you don’t sayanything toinsinuate that Ihave flaws.”“Can you order?I can onlyremember threethings, and oneof them is thisB.S. excuse.”“Communicationis for chumps!”“I sure lovetalkingpositively aboutevery churchthat isn’t theone I go to!”“I can onlydo one thingat a time:whine!”“Am I the onlyone workingat this poorlytimedinterval?!”“The logical partof me can’tfathom why mywife doesn’t wantto suffocate nextto me at night…”“Playing thesame Spotifyplaylist onrepeat is biblicalbecause I saidso!”“You did exactlywhat I wanted,which makesme angry forsome reason.”“Of course I’llhelp! It’s easyand convenientfor me, so whywouldn’t I?”“This isn’t oneof the fivethings I’llactually eat, soI guess I’llstarve…”“This mall doesn’thave a Nike, whichautomaticallymeans the ownersdon’t care aboutme.”“I don’t knowhow to do this,so I guess I’mexcused fromdoing it.”“I’m not payingsomeone to fixwhat I canmake morebroken forfree!”“I sure hope noone enters thebathroom whilethe door’sobnoxiouslywide open…”“Your time isn’tvaluable at all,so I’m going topause andstammer asmuch as I want.”“Let me turnthis up sothe entirehemispherecan hear it!”“You knowwhat’s betterthan meaningfulconversation?Saying the samestuff repeatedly!”“Do we haveanything todrink that isn’twater? Healthscares me…”“I’ll eat myown s**tas long asit’s tender!”“I complainabout mychildhoodtrauma morethan you, so Iwin!”“As the mostimportant personin the world, whyshouldn’t everyoneelse suffer if onesmall thing doesn’tgo my way?”“Since I’m nothomeless, themost importantthing to talkabout right nowis Bailey’s skin.”“I swear toAnthonyGeorge, if youtake First BaptistAtlanta’s namein vain again…”“I can takecriticism as longas you don’t sayanything toinsinuate that Ihave flaws.”“Can you order?I can onlyremember threethings, and oneof them is thisB.S. excuse.”“Communicationis for chumps!”“I sure lovetalkingpositively aboutevery churchthat isn’t theone I go to!”“I can onlydo one thingat a time:whine!”“Am I the onlyone workingat this poorlytimedinterval?!”“The logical partof me can’tfathom why mywife doesn’t wantto suffocate nextto me at night…”“Playing thesame Spotifyplaylist onrepeat is biblicalbecause I saidso!”“You did exactlywhat I wanted,which makesme angry forsome reason.”“Of course I’llhelp! It’s easyand convenientfor me, so whywouldn’t I?”“This isn’t oneof the fivethings I’llactually eat, soI guess I’llstarve…”“This mall doesn’thave a Nike, whichautomaticallymeans the ownersdon’t care aboutme.”“I don’t knowhow to do this,so I guess I’mexcused fromdoing it.”“I’m not payingsomeone to fixwhat I canmake morebroken forfree!”“I sure hope noone enters thebathroom whilethe door’sobnoxiouslywide open…”“Your time isn’tvaluable at all,so I’m going topause andstammer asmuch as I want.”“Let me turnthis up sothe entirehemispherecan hear it!”“You knowwhat’s betterthan meaningfulconversation?Saying the samestuff repeatedly!”

Kenny-isms Bingo (2025 Edition) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I-“Do we have anything to drink that isn’t water? Health scares me…”
  2. I-“I’ll eat my own s**t as long as it’s tender!”
  3. O-“I complain about my childhood trauma more than you, so I win!”
  4. B-“As the most important person in the world, why shouldn’t everyone else suffer if one small thing doesn’t go my way?”
  5. B-“Since I’m not homeless, the most important thing to talk about right now is Bailey’s skin.”
  6. I-“I swear to Anthony George, if you take First Baptist Atlanta’s name in vain again…”
  7. G-“I can take criticism as long as you don’t say anything to insinuate that I have flaws.”
  8. N-“Can you order? I can only remember three things, and one of them is this B.S. excuse.”
  9. I-“Communication is for chumps!”
  10. G-“I sure love talking positively about every church that isn’t the one I go to!”
  11. O-“I can only do one thing at a time: whine!”
  12. B-“Am I the only one working at this poorly timed interval?!”
  13. I-“The logical part of me can’t fathom why my wife doesn’t want to suffocate next to me at night…”
  14. B-“Playing the same Spotify playlist on repeat is biblical because I said so!”
  15. N-“You did exactly what I wanted, which makes me angry for some reason.”
  16. O-“Of course I’ll help! It’s easy and convenient for me, so why wouldn’t I?”
  17. G-“This isn’t one of the five things I’ll actually eat, so I guess I’ll starve…”
  18. N-“This mall doesn’t have a Nike, which automatically means the owners don’t care about me.”
  19. G-“I don’t know how to do this, so I guess I’m excused from doing it.”
  20. B-“I’m not paying someone to fix what I can make more broken for free!”
  21. O-“I sure hope no one enters the bathroom while the door’s obnoxiously wide open…”
  22. O-“Your time isn’t valuable at all, so I’m going to pause and stammer as much as I want.”
  23. G-“Let me turn this up so the entire hemisphere can hear it!”
  24. N-“You know what’s better than meaningful conversation? Saying the same stuff repeatedly!”