Had to deliver acustomer demo,workshop orimmersion dayduring an AWSOutage (LSE)The Security Blocker:Had a perfectarchitecture rejectedbecause thecustomer’s securityteam “doesn’t trust” amanaged service (ex.Amazon Bedrock)Free!The Ghost Customer:A client who has anurgent request everyday for a week andwhen you finallyrespond they ghostyouHas workedat AWS 5years ormoreGot their 3rdParty GenAIaccessrevoked for30 daysGot burnedby AWSServiceQuota hardlimitFree!The AWS ServiceSucks Customer: Aclient that alwaysblames theirtechnical debt andbad architecture onAWS managedservicesCustomerwants an EBAdeliveredurgently ~ lessthen 2 weeksThe Game ofThrones Customer:When a client’sinternal politics andbureaucracy makesthe show Game ofThrones look tamed.Traveledoutside ofCanada andUS for acustomer visitthis yearAttendedRe:Inventthis yearThe Know-it-allCustomer: A clientthat disagrees with allof yourrecommendationsbecause they knowthe best practices todo everythingGot a Sev 1 or2 palisadeticket createdon them fortheir IsengardaccountHas 5 ormore activeAWSCertificationsHad to deliver acustomer demo,workshop orimmersion dayduring an AWSOutage (LSE)The Security Blocker:Had a perfectarchitecture rejectedbecause thecustomer’s securityteam “doesn’t trust” amanaged service (ex.Amazon Bedrock)Free!The Ghost Customer:A client who has anurgent request everyday for a week andwhen you finallyrespond they ghostyouHas workedat AWS 5years ormoreGot their 3rdParty GenAIaccessrevoked for30 daysGot burnedby AWSServiceQuota hardlimitFree!The AWS ServiceSucks Customer: Aclient that alwaysblames theirtechnical debt andbad architecture onAWS managedservicesCustomerwants an EBAdeliveredurgently ~ lessthen 2 weeksThe Game ofThrones Customer:When a client’sinternal politics andbureaucracy makesthe show Game ofThrones look tamed.Traveledoutside ofCanada andUS for acustomer visitthis yearAttendedRe:Inventthis yearThe Know-it-allCustomer: A clientthat disagrees with allof yourrecommendationsbecause they knowthe best practices todo everythingGot a Sev 1 or2 palisadeticket createdon them fortheir IsengardaccountHas 5 ormore activeAWSCertifications

BINGO! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Had to deliver a customer demo, workshop or immersion day during an AWS Outage (LSE)
  2. The Security Blocker: Had a perfect architecture rejected because the customer’s security team “doesn’t trust” a managed service (ex. Amazon Bedrock)
  3. Free!
  4. The Ghost Customer: A client who has an urgent request every day for a week and when you finally respond they ghost you
  5. Has worked at AWS 5 years or more
  6. Got their 3rd Party GenAI access revoked for 30 days
  7. Got burned by AWS Service Quota hard limit
  8. Free!
  9. The AWS Service Sucks Customer: A client that always blames their technical debt and bad architecture on AWS managed services
  10. Customer wants an EBA delivered urgently ~ less then 2 weeks
  11. The Game of Thrones Customer: When a client’s internal politics and bureaucracy makes the show Game of Thrones look tamed.
  12. Traveled outside of Canada and US for a customer visit this year
  13. Attended Re:Invent this year
  14. The Know-it-all Customer: A client that disagrees with all of your recommendations because they know the best practices to do everything
  15. Got a Sev 1 or 2 palisade ticket created on them for their Isengard account
  16. Has 5 or more active AWS Certifications