(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Vague promise that there won't be more layoffs (probably)
Reference to a program that got cancelled mid-sentence
"Any questions?" followed by running out of time for questions
"We don't take this lightly" before describing something taken very lightly
Someone mentions a Wiki page that will be outdated immediately
"Our customers are asking for more" (so we're cutting staff)
"We're investing in upskilling" while cutting training budgets
Question about layoffs gets a non-answer about "startup mentality"
"We're really excited about AI" (while AI eliminates jobs)
"Breaking down silos" between teams that worked fine separately
Question about job security answered with corporate word salad
"This is the hardest decision we've had to make"
Reorganization announced that will be reorganized again in 6 months
Leadership talks about eliminating bureaucracy while adding new processes
Leadership can't commit to anything beyond next quarter
"We'll take that as feedback" (translation: we're ignoring this)
Acronym soup: SRS, MTBH, VSR, TCC, UIS mentioned in one sentence
Leadership celebrates "velocity" while projects are delayed
"This will help us move faster" (it won't)
Someone uses the phrase "leverage synergies"
"We're being asked to do more with less"
"Let me give you some color on that"
Someone mentions "Day One" culture unironically
"We need to stay nimble and flexible like a startup"
