Sarcastic Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. "Do you have any coupons for me?"
2. Customer tells you their life story
3. "What do you mean you can't find my preferred account?"
4. "I'm a student of life!"
5. "This is cheaper on the website"
6. Customer walks in at 5:56
7. *can't zoom in on their phone*
8. "I've spent thousands of dollars here"
9. "What time are you open till?"
10. "But it's on the website"
11. "Didn't you guys used to be by the mall?"
12. "Can I get in the bathroom?"
13. "Do you do custom framing/printing?"
14. "I need to leave before I do any more damage"
15. "Where are the mechanical pencils?"
16. explain web match 3 times to one person
17. "Veterans discount?"
18. Returning a used/opened item
19. witnessing children destroy the store
20. *shows picture of item on phone*
21. "I'm like a kid in a candy store!"
22. "Is anything on sale?"
23. Lengthy phone call
24. "No price? MUST BE FREE!"