"Whattime areyou opentill?"Customertells youtheir lifestoryexplainweb match3 times toone personwitnessingchildrendestroythe store"No price?MUST BEFREE!""Where arethemechanicalpencils?""But it'son thewebsite""Isanythingon sale?""I'm astudentof life!""I've spentthousandsof dollarshere"Customerwalks inat 5:56Returning aused/openeditem*can'tzoom inon theirphone**showspicture ofitem onphone*"Can I getin thebathroom?""I need toleave beforeI do anymoredamage""Do youhave anycouponsfor me?"Lengthyphonecall"Veteransdiscount?""What doyou meanyou can't findmy preferredaccount?""This ischeaperon thewebsite""I'm like akid in acandystore!""Didn't youguys usedto be bythe mall?""Do you docustomframing/printing?""Whattime areyou opentill?"Customertells youtheir lifestoryexplainweb match3 times toone personwitnessingchildrendestroythe store"No price?MUST BEFREE!""Where arethemechanicalpencils?""But it'son thewebsite""Isanythingon sale?""I'm astudentof life!""I've spentthousandsof dollarshere"Customerwalks inat 5:56Returning aused/openeditem*can'tzoom inon theirphone**showspicture ofitem onphone*"Can I getin thebathroom?""I need toleave beforeI do anymoredamage""Do youhave anycouponsfor me?"Lengthyphonecall"Veteransdiscount?""What doyou meanyou can't findmy preferredaccount?""This ischeaperon thewebsite""I'm like akid in acandystore!""Didn't youguys usedto be bythe mall?""Do you docustomframing/printing?"

Sarcastic Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "What time are you open till?"
  2. Customer tells you their life story
  3. explain web match 3 times to one person
  4. witnessing children destroy the store
  5. "No price? MUST BE FREE!"
  6. "Where are the mechanical pencils?"
  7. "But it's on the website"
  8. "Is anything on sale?"
  9. "I'm a student of life!"
  10. "I've spent thousands of dollars here"
  11. Customer walks in at 5:56
  12. Returning a used/opened item
  13. *can't zoom in on their phone*
  14. *shows picture of item on phone*
  15. "Can I get in the bathroom?"
  16. "I need to leave before I do any more damage"
  17. "Do you have any coupons for me?"
  18. Lengthy phone call
  19. "Veterans discount?"
  20. "What do you mean you can't find my preferred account?"
  21. "This is cheaper on the website"
  22. "I'm like a kid in a candy store!"
  23. "Didn't you guys used to be by the mall?"
  24. "Do you do custom framing/printing?"