Sarcastic Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. explain web match 3 times to one person
2. "But it's on the website"
3. "Where are the mechanical pencils?"
4. "No price? MUST BE FREE!"
5. "Didn't you guys used to be by the mall?"
6. "I've spent thousands of dollars here"
7. Lengthy phone call
8. "This is cheaper on the website"
9. Customer walks in at 5:56
10. witnessing children destroy the store
11. "What do you mean you can't find my preferred account?"
12. "I need to leave before I do any more damage"
13. "Veterans discount?"
14. "Do you do custom framing/printing?"
15. Returning a used/opened item
16. "What time are you open till?"
17. "Do you have any coupons for me?"
18. "Is anything on sale?"
19. Customer tells you their life story
20. *shows picture of item on phone*
21. "I'm a student of life!"
22. "I'm like a kid in a candy store!"
23. "Can I get in the bathroom?"
24. *can't zoom in on their phone*