Lengthyphonecall"Didn't youguys usedto be bythe mall?""I've spentthousandsof dollarshere""I'm like akid in acandystore!"*showspicture ofitem onphone*"No price?MUST BEFREE!"explainweb match3 times toone person"But it'son thewebsite""I need toleave beforeI do anymoredamage"Returning aused/openeditem"Do youhave anycouponsfor me?"Customerwalks inat 5:56"Isanythingon sale?""Veteransdiscount?"Customertells youtheir lifestory"Where arethemechanicalpencils?""Whattime areyou opentill?""This ischeaperon thewebsite""What doyou meanyou can't findmy preferredaccount?"witnessingchildrendestroythe store*can'tzoom inon theirphone*"I'm astudentof life!""Do you docustomframing/printing?""Can I getin thebathroom?"Lengthyphonecall"Didn't youguys usedto be bythe mall?""I've spentthousandsof dollarshere""I'm like akid in acandystore!"*showspicture ofitem onphone*"No price?MUST BEFREE!"explainweb match3 times toone person"But it'son thewebsite""I need toleave beforeI do anymoredamage"Returning aused/openeditem"Do youhave anycouponsfor me?"Customerwalks inat 5:56"Isanythingon sale?""Veteransdiscount?"Customertells youtheir lifestory"Where arethemechanicalpencils?""Whattime areyou opentill?""This ischeaperon thewebsite""What doyou meanyou can't findmy preferredaccount?"witnessingchildrendestroythe store*can'tzoom inon theirphone*"I'm astudentof life!""Do you docustomframing/printing?""Can I getin thebathroom?"

Sarcastic Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Lengthy phone call
  2. "Didn't you guys used to be by the mall?"
  3. "I've spent thousands of dollars here"
  4. "I'm like a kid in a candy store!"
  5. *shows picture of item on phone*
  6. "No price? MUST BE FREE!"
  7. explain web match 3 times to one person
  8. "But it's on the website"
  9. "I need to leave before I do any more damage"
  10. Returning a used/opened item
  11. "Do you have any coupons for me?"
  12. Customer walks in at 5:56
  13. "Is anything on sale?"
  14. "Veterans discount?"
  15. Customer tells you their life story
  16. "Where are the mechanical pencils?"
  17. "What time are you open till?"
  18. "This is cheaper on the website"
  19. "What do you mean you can't find my preferred account?"
  20. witnessing children destroy the store
  21. *can't zoom in on their phone*
  22. "I'm a student of life!"
  23. "Do you do custom framing/printing?"
  24. "Can I get in the bathroom?"