"Whattime areyou opentill?""Didn't youguys usedto be bythe mall?""Isanythingon sale?"Customertells youtheir lifestorywitnessingchildrendestroythe store*can'tzoom inon theirphone*"Where arethemechanicalpencils?"Lengthyphonecallexplainweb match3 times toone personReturning aused/openeditem"This ischeaperon thewebsite"*showspicture ofitem onphone*"I've spentthousandsof dollarshere""Do you docustomframing/printing?""I'm like akid in acandystore!""Do youhave anycouponsfor me?""What doyou meanyou can't findmy preferredaccount?""But it'son thewebsite"Customerwalks inat 5:56"I'm astudentof life!""No price?MUST BEFREE!""Veteransdiscount?""I need toleave beforeI do anymoredamage""Can I getin thebathroom?""Whattime areyou opentill?""Didn't youguys usedto be bythe mall?""Isanythingon sale?"Customertells youtheir lifestorywitnessingchildrendestroythe store*can'tzoom inon theirphone*"Where arethemechanicalpencils?"Lengthyphonecallexplainweb match3 times toone personReturning aused/openeditem"This ischeaperon thewebsite"*showspicture ofitem onphone*"I've spentthousandsof dollarshere""Do you docustomframing/printing?""I'm like akid in acandystore!""Do youhave anycouponsfor me?""What doyou meanyou can't findmy preferredaccount?""But it'son thewebsite"Customerwalks inat 5:56"I'm astudentof life!""No price?MUST BEFREE!""Veteransdiscount?""I need toleave beforeI do anymoredamage""Can I getin thebathroom?"

Sarcastic Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "What time are you open till?"
  2. "Didn't you guys used to be by the mall?"
  3. "Is anything on sale?"
  4. Customer tells you their life story
  5. witnessing children destroy the store
  6. *can't zoom in on their phone*
  7. "Where are the mechanical pencils?"
  8. Lengthy phone call
  9. explain web match 3 times to one person
  10. Returning a used/opened item
  11. "This is cheaper on the website"
  12. *shows picture of item on phone*
  13. "I've spent thousands of dollars here"
  14. "Do you do custom framing/printing?"
  15. "I'm like a kid in a candy store!"
  16. "Do you have any coupons for me?"
  17. "What do you mean you can't find my preferred account?"
  18. "But it's on the website"
  19. Customer walks in at 5:56
  20. "I'm a student of life!"
  21. "No price? MUST BE FREE!"
  22. "Veterans discount?"
  23. "I need to leave before I do any more damage"
  24. "Can I get in the bathroom?"