"I'm like akid in acandystore!"Returning aused/openeditem"Can I getin thebathroom?""I need toleave beforeI do anymoredamage""I've spentthousandsof dollarshere""Whattime areyou opentill?""Didn't youguys usedto be bythe mall?"Customerwalks inat 5:56Customertells youtheir lifestoryLengthyphonecall"Veteransdiscount?"explainweb match3 times toone person"Do you docustomframing/printing?""Do youhave anycouponsfor me?""What doyou meanyou can't findmy preferredaccount?""This ischeaperon thewebsite"*can'tzoom inon theirphone*"But it'son thewebsite""Where arethemechanicalpencils?""I'm astudentof life!"*showspicture ofitem onphone*"No price?MUST BEFREE!"witnessingchildrendestroythe store"Isanythingon sale?""I'm like akid in acandystore!"Returning aused/openeditem"Can I getin thebathroom?""I need toleave beforeI do anymoredamage""I've spentthousandsof dollarshere""Whattime areyou opentill?""Didn't youguys usedto be bythe mall?"Customerwalks inat 5:56Customertells youtheir lifestoryLengthyphonecall"Veteransdiscount?"explainweb match3 times toone person"Do you docustomframing/printing?""Do youhave anycouponsfor me?""What doyou meanyou can't findmy preferredaccount?""This ischeaperon thewebsite"*can'tzoom inon theirphone*"But it'son thewebsite""Where arethemechanicalpencils?""I'm astudentof life!"*showspicture ofitem onphone*"No price?MUST BEFREE!"witnessingchildrendestroythe store"Isanythingon sale?"

Sarcastic Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "I'm like a kid in a candy store!"
  2. Returning a used/opened item
  3. "Can I get in the bathroom?"
  4. "I need to leave before I do any more damage"
  5. "I've spent thousands of dollars here"
  6. "What time are you open till?"
  7. "Didn't you guys used to be by the mall?"
  8. Customer walks in at 5:56
  9. Customer tells you their life story
  10. Lengthy phone call
  11. "Veterans discount?"
  12. explain web match 3 times to one person
  13. "Do you do custom framing/printing?"
  14. "Do you have any coupons for me?"
  15. "What do you mean you can't find my preferred account?"
  16. "This is cheaper on the website"
  17. *can't zoom in on their phone*
  18. "But it's on the website"
  19. "Where are the mechanical pencils?"
  20. "I'm a student of life!"
  21. *shows picture of item on phone*
  22. "No price? MUST BE FREE!"
  23. witnessing children destroy the store
  24. "Is anything on sale?"