Sarcastic Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. "No price? MUST BE FREE!"
2. "But it's on the website"
3. Customer walks in at 5:56
4. Customer tells you their life story
5. *can't zoom in on their phone*
6. "What do you mean you can't find my preferred account?"
7. "Do you have any coupons for me?"
8. "This is cheaper on the website"
9. *shows picture of item on phone*
10. "Do you do custom framing/printing?"
11. "I need to leave before I do any more damage"
12. "Didn't you guys used to be by the mall?"
13. "Where are the mechanical pencils?"
14. Lengthy phone call
15. "Can I get in the bathroom?"
16. witnessing children destroy the store
17. "I'm like a kid in a candy store!"
18. explain web match 3 times to one person
19. "I'm a student of life!"
20. Returning a used/opened item
21. "I've spent thousands of dollars here"
22. "Veterans discount?"
23. "Is anything on sale?"
24. "What time are you open till?"