Sarcastic Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. "No price? MUST BE FREE!"
2. "Do you do custom framing/printing?"
3. Returning a used/opened item
4. Lengthy phone call
5. "I've spent thousands of dollars here"
6. "I'm like a kid in a candy store!"
7. "Do you have any coupons for me?"
8. "Can I get in the bathroom?"
9. "I'm a student of life!"
10. "But it's on the website"
11. "What do you mean you can't find my preferred account?"
12. "This is cheaper on the website"
13. "Veterans discount?"
14. "Didn't you guys used to be by the mall?"
15. Customer walks in at 5:56
16. *shows picture of item on phone*
17. explain web match 3 times to one person
18. *can't zoom in on their phone*
19. "What time are you open till?"
20. "Is anything on sale?"
21. Customer tells you their life story
22. witnessing children destroy the store
23. "Where are the mechanical pencils?"
24. "I need to leave before I do any more damage"