*can'tzoom inon theirphone*"Veteransdiscount?"Customerwalks inat 5:56"This ischeaperon thewebsite""I'm like akid in acandystore!"Returning aused/openeditem"Whattime areyou opentill?"Lengthyphonecall"Do youhave anycouponsfor me?"explainweb match3 times toone person"Didn't youguys usedto be bythe mall?""Isanythingon sale?""Where arethemechanicalpencils?"Customertells youtheir lifestory"What doyou meanyou can't findmy preferredaccount?"*showspicture ofitem onphone*"I've spentthousandsof dollarshere""I need toleave beforeI do anymoredamage""No price?MUST BEFREE!""But it'son thewebsite"witnessingchildrendestroythe store"I'm astudentof life!""Do you docustomframing/printing?""Can I getin thebathroom?"*can'tzoom inon theirphone*"Veteransdiscount?"Customerwalks inat 5:56"This ischeaperon thewebsite""I'm like akid in acandystore!"Returning aused/openeditem"Whattime areyou opentill?"Lengthyphonecall"Do youhave anycouponsfor me?"explainweb match3 times toone person"Didn't youguys usedto be bythe mall?""Isanythingon sale?""Where arethemechanicalpencils?"Customertells youtheir lifestory"What doyou meanyou can't findmy preferredaccount?"*showspicture ofitem onphone*"I've spentthousandsof dollarshere""I need toleave beforeI do anymoredamage""No price?MUST BEFREE!""But it'son thewebsite"witnessingchildrendestroythe store"I'm astudentof life!""Do you docustomframing/printing?""Can I getin thebathroom?"

Sarcastic Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. *can't zoom in on their phone*
  2. "Veterans discount?"
  3. Customer walks in at 5:56
  4. "This is cheaper on the website"
  5. "I'm like a kid in a candy store!"
  6. Returning a used/opened item
  7. "What time are you open till?"
  8. Lengthy phone call
  9. "Do you have any coupons for me?"
  10. explain web match 3 times to one person
  11. "Didn't you guys used to be by the mall?"
  12. "Is anything on sale?"
  13. "Where are the mechanical pencils?"
  14. Customer tells you their life story
  15. "What do you mean you can't find my preferred account?"
  16. *shows picture of item on phone*
  17. "I've spent thousands of dollars here"
  18. "I need to leave before I do any more damage"
  19. "No price? MUST BE FREE!"
  20. "But it's on the website"
  21. witnessing children destroy the store
  22. "I'm a student of life!"
  23. "Do you do custom framing/printing?"
  24. "Can I get in the bathroom?"