Sarcastic Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. Customer walks in at 5:56
2. explain web match 3 times to one person
3. "What time are you open till?"
4. "What do you mean you can't find my preferred account?"
5. "I'm like a kid in a candy store!"
6. "Where are the mechanical pencils?"
7. "Veterans discount?"
8. "No price? MUST BE FREE!"
9. "Can I get in the bathroom?"
10. "Do you have any coupons for me?"
11. "I'm a student of life!"
12. "I need to leave before I do any more damage"
13. witnessing children destroy the store
14. "I've spent thousands of dollars here"
15. *shows picture of item on phone*
16. "This is cheaper on the website"
17. *can't zoom in on their phone*
18. Returning a used/opened item
19. Lengthy phone call
20. "Do you do custom framing/printing?"
21. Customer tells you their life story
22. "Didn't you guys used to be by the mall?"
23. "But it's on the website"
24. "Is anything on sale?"