Sarcastic Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. Customer walks in at 5:56
2. explain web match 3 times to one person
3. *shows picture of item on phone*
4. "I'm a student of life!"
5. "Do you do custom framing/printing?"
6. "Do you have any coupons for me?"
7. Lengthy phone call
8. "Can I get in the bathroom?"
9. "Where are the mechanical pencils?"
10. "What do you mean you can't find my preferred account?"
11. "But it's on the website"
12. Customer tells you their life story
13. Returning a used/opened item
14. "What time are you open till?"
15. "Is anything on sale?"
16. "I'm like a kid in a candy store!"
17. "Veterans discount?"
18. witnessing children destroy the store
19. "This is cheaper on the website"
20. "No price? MUST BE FREE!"
21. "I need to leave before I do any more damage"
22. "I've spent thousands of dollars here"
23. *can't zoom in on their phone*
24. "Didn't you guys used to be by the mall?"