explainweb match3 times toone person"Do youhave anycouponsfor me?""Isanythingon sale?""Where arethemechanicalpencils?""This ischeaperon thewebsite"Customerwalks inat 5:56Customertells youtheir lifestory"Do you docustomframing/printing?""I need toleave beforeI do anymoredamage""Didn't youguys usedto be bythe mall?""I'm astudentof life!"*can'tzoom inon theirphone*"What doyou meanyou can't findmy preferredaccount?""But it'son thewebsite""I'm like akid in acandystore!""Whattime areyou opentill?""No price?MUST BEFREE!"*showspicture ofitem onphone*"Can I getin thebathroom?"witnessingchildrendestroythe storeLengthyphonecall"Veteransdiscount?"Returning aused/openeditem"I've spentthousandsof dollarshere"explainweb match3 times toone person"Do youhave anycouponsfor me?""Isanythingon sale?""Where arethemechanicalpencils?""This ischeaperon thewebsite"Customerwalks inat 5:56Customertells youtheir lifestory"Do you docustomframing/printing?""I need toleave beforeI do anymoredamage""Didn't youguys usedto be bythe mall?""I'm astudentof life!"*can'tzoom inon theirphone*"What doyou meanyou can't findmy preferredaccount?""But it'son thewebsite""I'm like akid in acandystore!""Whattime areyou opentill?""No price?MUST BEFREE!"*showspicture ofitem onphone*"Can I getin thebathroom?"witnessingchildrendestroythe storeLengthyphonecall"Veteransdiscount?"Returning aused/openeditem"I've spentthousandsof dollarshere"

Sarcastic Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. explain web match 3 times to one person
  2. "Do you have any coupons for me?"
  3. "Is anything on sale?"
  4. "Where are the mechanical pencils?"
  5. "This is cheaper on the website"
  6. Customer walks in at 5:56
  7. Customer tells you their life story
  8. "Do you do custom framing/printing?"
  9. "I need to leave before I do any more damage"
  10. "Didn't you guys used to be by the mall?"
  11. "I'm a student of life!"
  12. *can't zoom in on their phone*
  13. "What do you mean you can't find my preferred account?"
  14. "But it's on the website"
  15. "I'm like a kid in a candy store!"
  16. "What time are you open till?"
  17. "No price? MUST BE FREE!"
  18. *shows picture of item on phone*
  19. "Can I get in the bathroom?"
  20. witnessing children destroy the store
  21. Lengthy phone call
  22. "Veterans discount?"
  23. Returning a used/opened item
  24. "I've spent thousands of dollars here"