"Do you docustomframing/printing?""Isanythingon sale?""I've spentthousandsof dollarshere"explainweb match3 times toone person"Do youhave anycouponsfor me?"Returning aused/openeditem"I'm like akid in acandystore!""I'm astudentof life!""Where arethemechanicalpencils?""Didn't youguys usedto be bythe mall?"witnessingchildrendestroythe store"What doyou meanyou can't findmy preferredaccount?"*can'tzoom inon theirphone*Customertells youtheir lifestoryCustomerwalks inat 5:56"Whattime areyou opentill?""No price?MUST BEFREE!""This ischeaperon thewebsite"Lengthyphonecall"But it'son thewebsite""Can I getin thebathroom?"*showspicture ofitem onphone*"I need toleave beforeI do anymoredamage""Veteransdiscount?""Do you docustomframing/printing?""Isanythingon sale?""I've spentthousandsof dollarshere"explainweb match3 times toone person"Do youhave anycouponsfor me?"Returning aused/openeditem"I'm like akid in acandystore!""I'm astudentof life!""Where arethemechanicalpencils?""Didn't youguys usedto be bythe mall?"witnessingchildrendestroythe store"What doyou meanyou can't findmy preferredaccount?"*can'tzoom inon theirphone*Customertells youtheir lifestoryCustomerwalks inat 5:56"Whattime areyou opentill?""No price?MUST BEFREE!""This ischeaperon thewebsite"Lengthyphonecall"But it'son thewebsite""Can I getin thebathroom?"*showspicture ofitem onphone*"I need toleave beforeI do anymoredamage""Veteransdiscount?"

Sarcastic Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Do you do custom framing/printing?"
  2. "Is anything on sale?"
  3. "I've spent thousands of dollars here"
  4. explain web match 3 times to one person
  5. "Do you have any coupons for me?"
  6. Returning a used/opened item
  7. "I'm like a kid in a candy store!"
  8. "I'm a student of life!"
  9. "Where are the mechanical pencils?"
  10. "Didn't you guys used to be by the mall?"
  11. witnessing children destroy the store
  12. "What do you mean you can't find my preferred account?"
  13. *can't zoom in on their phone*
  14. Customer tells you their life story
  15. Customer walks in at 5:56
  16. "What time are you open till?"
  17. "No price? MUST BE FREE!"
  18. "This is cheaper on the website"
  19. Lengthy phone call
  20. "But it's on the website"
  21. "Can I get in the bathroom?"
  22. *shows picture of item on phone*
  23. "I need to leave before I do any more damage"
  24. "Veterans discount?"