*showspicture ofitem onphone*"I'm like akid in acandystore!""No price?MUST BEFREE!"Lengthyphonecall"I'm astudentof life!""But it'son thewebsite""Didn't youguys usedto be bythe mall?"Customertells youtheir lifestory"Isanythingon sale?""Whattime areyou opentill?"explainweb match3 times toone person"This ischeaperon thewebsite"Customerwalks inat 5:56"I've spentthousandsof dollarshere""Do youhave anycouponsfor me?""I need toleave beforeI do anymoredamage""What doyou meanyou can't findmy preferredaccount?""Do you docustomframing/printing?""Can I getin thebathroom?"Returning aused/openeditem"Veteransdiscount?"*can'tzoom inon theirphone*"Where arethemechanicalpencils?"witnessingchildrendestroythe store*showspicture ofitem onphone*"I'm like akid in acandystore!""No price?MUST BEFREE!"Lengthyphonecall"I'm astudentof life!""But it'son thewebsite""Didn't youguys usedto be bythe mall?"Customertells youtheir lifestory"Isanythingon sale?""Whattime areyou opentill?"explainweb match3 times toone person"This ischeaperon thewebsite"Customerwalks inat 5:56"I've spentthousandsof dollarshere""Do youhave anycouponsfor me?""I need toleave beforeI do anymoredamage""What doyou meanyou can't findmy preferredaccount?""Do you docustomframing/printing?""Can I getin thebathroom?"Returning aused/openeditem"Veteransdiscount?"*can'tzoom inon theirphone*"Where arethemechanicalpencils?"witnessingchildrendestroythe store

Sarcastic Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. *shows picture of item on phone*
  2. "I'm like a kid in a candy store!"
  3. "No price? MUST BE FREE!"
  4. Lengthy phone call
  5. "I'm a student of life!"
  6. "But it's on the website"
  7. "Didn't you guys used to be by the mall?"
  8. Customer tells you their life story
  9. "Is anything on sale?"
  10. "What time are you open till?"
  11. explain web match 3 times to one person
  12. "This is cheaper on the website"
  13. Customer walks in at 5:56
  14. "I've spent thousands of dollars here"
  15. "Do you have any coupons for me?"
  16. "I need to leave before I do any more damage"
  17. "What do you mean you can't find my preferred account?"
  18. "Do you do custom framing/printing?"
  19. "Can I get in the bathroom?"
  20. Returning a used/opened item
  21. "Veterans discount?"
  22. *can't zoom in on their phone*
  23. "Where are the mechanical pencils?"
  24. witnessing children destroy the store