(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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An AI CEO somehow has an affair, still gets golden parachute
The FDA approves a breakthrough oral weight-loss drug, shortages occur because of underestimated demand from podcasts.
IRS.gov crashes on tax form submission deadline date
Nuclear fusion gets bought out by Big Oil
The government attempts to replace/augment air traffic control with AI, causes even worse delays
Apparently it's gay to be straight now; western culture loses boundary between fraternity and romance
A professional sports league introduces ads on warm-up jerseys, insists they’re “temporary.”
Amazon adds a “Regional Climate Logistics Fee”
The Boston Fleet win the Walter Cup
The CDC issues guidance using the phrase “socially acceptable risk.”
Coachella 2026 pauses sets daily from 1–3 PM due to heat advisories
Scientists perform surgery on an insect to demonstrate new robotic tools
Metabots gets an anime reboot
GTA 6 release gets pushed back to 2027 for all consoles, platforms
Brian Johnson attempts dubious biotech therapy to make his immune system younger
Elon Musk reveals at his true vision for neuralink is to become Doc Oc
An AI becomes CEO of a multi-million dollar company
We find out that the brainworm is the only thing keeping RFK Junior alive
2026 winter is recorded as the worst year of flu in recent history
Nvidia buys stakes in more chip fab companies, circle jerk intensifies
A Bible AI accidentally tells followers that God might not actually exist
NYC's smart trash cans fail because pigeons block the sensors
More Progressives get voted into office than any prior election
An AI-generated song charts in the top 100 on Billboard for at least one week
