(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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The CDC issues guidance using the phrase “socially acceptable risk.”
A Bible AI accidentally tells followers that God might not actually exist
The government attempts to replace/augment air traffic control with AI, causes even worse delays
Nvidia buys stakes in more chip fab companies, circle jerk intensifies
2026 winter is recorded as the worst year of flu in recent history
A professional sports league introduces ads on warm-up jerseys, insists they’re “temporary.”
Elon Musk reveals at his true vision for neuralink is to become Doc Oc
Nuclear fusion gets bought out by Big Oil
NYC's smart trash cans fail because pigeons block the sensors
Metabots gets an anime reboot
The FDA approves a breakthrough oral weight-loss drug, shortages occur because of underestimated demand from podcasts.
The Boston Fleet win the Walter Cup
An AI becomes CEO of a multi-million dollar company
More Progressives get voted into office than any prior election
Brian Johnson attempts dubious biotech therapy to make his immune system younger
IRS.gov crashes on tax form submission deadline date
Coachella 2026 pauses sets daily from 1–3 PM due to heat advisories
An AI-generated song charts in the top 100 on Billboard for at least one week
GTA 6 release gets pushed back to 2027 for all consoles, platforms
Amazon adds a “Regional Climate Logistics Fee”
Scientists perform surgery on an insect to demonstrate new robotic tools
We find out that the brainworm is the only thing keeping RFK Junior alive
An AI CEO somehow has an affair, still gets golden parachute
Apparently it's gay to be straight now; western culture loses boundary between fraternity and romance
