Coachella2026 pausessets daily from1–3 PM due toheat advisoriesNYC's smarttrash cansfail becausepigeons blockthe sensorsThe BostonFleet winthe WalterCupThe governmentattempts toreplace/augmentair traffic controlwith AI, causeseven worse delaysZohranMamdani'spolicies actuallywork, but fewtake notice as aresultMetabotsgets ananimereboot2026 winteris recordedas the worstyear of flu inrecent historyThe FDA approves abreakthrough oralweight-loss drug,shortages occurbecause ofunderestimateddemand frompodcasts.An AI CEOsomehow hasan affair, stillgets goldenparachuteThe CDC issuesguidance usingthe phrase“sociallyacceptable risk.”MoreProgressivesget voted intooffice than anyprior electionApparently it's gayto be straight now;western cultureloses boundarybetween fraternityand romanceBrian Johnsonattemptsdubious biotechtherapy to makehis immunesystem youngerNuclearfusion getsbought outby Big OilGTA 6 releasegets pushedback to 2027for all consoles,platformsIRS.govcrashes ontax formsubmissiondeadline dateA professionalsports leagueintroduces ads onwarm-up jerseys,insists they’re“temporary.”A Bible AIaccidentallytells followersthat God mightnot actuallyexistScientistsperform surgeryon an insect todemonstratenew robotictoolsAmazon addsa “RegionalClimateLogisticsFee”An AI-generated songcharts in thetop 100 onBillboard for atleast one weekNvidia buysstakes in morechip fabcompanies,circle jerkintensifiesElon Muskreveals at histrue vision forneuralink is tobecome DocOcAn AI becomesCEO of amulti-milliondollarcompanyWe find out thatthe brainworm isthe only thingkeeping RFKJunior alive (it'sbeen piloting himthe whole time)Coachella2026 pausessets daily from1–3 PM due toheat advisoriesNYC's smarttrash cansfail becausepigeons blockthe sensorsThe BostonFleet winthe WalterCupThe governmentattempts toreplace/augmentair traffic controlwith AI, causeseven worse delaysZohranMamdani'spolicies actuallywork, but fewtake notice as aresultMetabotsgets ananimereboot2026 winteris recordedas the worstyear of flu inrecent historyThe FDA approves abreakthrough oralweight-loss drug,shortages occurbecause ofunderestimateddemand frompodcasts.An AI CEOsomehow hasan affair, stillgets goldenparachuteThe CDC issuesguidance usingthe phrase“sociallyacceptable risk.”MoreProgressivesget voted intooffice than anyprior electionApparently it's gayto be straight now;western cultureloses boundarybetween fraternityand romanceBrian Johnsonattemptsdubious biotechtherapy to makehis immunesystem youngerNuclearfusion getsbought outby Big OilGTA 6 releasegets pushedback to 2027for all consoles,platformsIRS.govcrashes ontax formsubmissiondeadline dateA professionalsports leagueintroduces ads onwarm-up jerseys,insists they’re“temporary.”A Bible AIaccidentallytells followersthat God mightnot actuallyexistScientistsperform surgeryon an insect todemonstratenew robotictoolsAmazon addsa “RegionalClimateLogisticsFee”An AI-generated songcharts in thetop 100 onBillboard for atleast one weekNvidia buysstakes in morechip fabcompanies,circle jerkintensifiesElon Muskreveals at histrue vision forneuralink is tobecome DocOcAn AI becomesCEO of amulti-milliondollarcompanyWe find out thatthe brainworm isthe only thingkeeping RFKJunior alive (it'sbeen piloting himthe whole time)

Untitled Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Coachella 2026 pauses sets daily from 1–3 PM due to heat advisories
  2. NYC's smart trash cans fail because pigeons block the sensors
  3. The Boston Fleet win the Walter Cup
  4. The government attempts to replace/augment air traffic control with AI, causes even worse delays
  5. Zohran Mamdani's policies actually work, but few take notice as a result
  6. Metabots gets an anime reboot
  7. 2026 winter is recorded as the worst year of flu in recent history
  8. The FDA approves a breakthrough oral weight-loss drug, shortages occur because of underestimated demand from podcasts.
  9. An AI CEO somehow has an affair, still gets golden parachute
  10. The CDC issues guidance using the phrase “socially acceptable risk.”
  11. More Progressives get voted into office than any prior election
  12. Apparently it's gay to be straight now; western culture loses boundary between fraternity and romance
  13. Brian Johnson attempts dubious biotech therapy to make his immune system younger
  14. Nuclear fusion gets bought out by Big Oil
  15. GTA 6 release gets pushed back to 2027 for all consoles, platforms
  16. IRS.gov crashes on tax form submission deadline date
  17. A professional sports league introduces ads on warm-up jerseys, insists they’re “temporary.”
  18. A Bible AI accidentally tells followers that God might not actually exist
  19. Scientists perform surgery on an insect to demonstrate new robotic tools
  20. Amazon adds a “Regional Climate Logistics Fee”
  21. An AI-generated song charts in the top 100 on Billboard for at least one week
  22. Nvidia buys stakes in more chip fab companies, circle jerk intensifies
  23. Elon Musk reveals at his true vision for neuralink is to become Doc Oc
  24. An AI becomes CEO of a multi-million dollar company
  25. We find out that the brainworm is the only thing keeping RFK Junior alive (it's been piloting him the whole time)