The FDA approves abreakthrough oralweight-loss drug,shortages occurbecause ofunderestimateddemand frompodcasts.A Bible AIaccidentallytells followersthat God mightnot actuallyexistScientistsperform surgeryon an insect todemonstratenew robotictoolsThe BostonFleet winthe WalterCupCanadian IceHockey playerskates into theboards duringOlympic gamesbecause the rinkwas built too smallThe governmentattempts toreplace/augmentair traffic controlwith AI, causeseven worse delaysApparently it's gayto be straight now;western cultureloses boundarybetween fraternityand romanceNuclearfusion getsbought outby Big OilMoreProgressivesget voted intooffice than anyprior electionThe CDC issuesguidance usingthe phrase“sociallyacceptable risk.”GTA 6 releasegets pushedback to 2027for all consoles,platformsAn AI becomesCEO of amulti-milliondollarcompanyA professionalsports leagueintroduces ads onwarm-up jerseys,insists they’re“temporary.”Coachella2026 pausessets daily from1–3 PM due toheat advisories2026 winteris recordedas the worstyear of flu inrecent historyNvidia buysstakes in morechip fabcompanies,circle jerkintensifiesMetabotsgets ananimerebootWe find out thatthe brainworm isthe only thingkeeping RFKJunior alive (it'sbeen piloting himthe whole time)Amazon addsa “RegionalClimateLogisticsFee”An AI-generated songcharts in thetop 100 onBillboard for atleast one weekAn AI CEOsomehow hasan affair, stillgets goldenparachuteIRS.govcrashes ontax formsubmissiondeadline dateBrian Johnsonattemptsdubious biotechtherapy to makehis immunesystem youngerZohranMamdani'spolicies actuallywork, but fewtake notice as aresultElon Muskreveals at histrue vision forneuralink is tobecome DocOcNYC's smarttrash cansfail becausepigeons blockthe sensorsThe FDA approves abreakthrough oralweight-loss drug,shortages occurbecause ofunderestimateddemand frompodcasts.A Bible AIaccidentallytells followersthat God mightnot actuallyexistScientistsperform surgeryon an insect todemonstratenew robotictoolsThe BostonFleet winthe WalterCupCanadian IceHockey playerskates into theboards duringOlympic gamesbecause the rinkwas built too smallThe governmentattempts toreplace/augmentair traffic controlwith AI, causeseven worse delaysApparently it's gayto be straight now;western cultureloses boundarybetween fraternityand romanceNuclearfusion getsbought outby Big OilMoreProgressivesget voted intooffice than anyprior electionThe CDC issuesguidance usingthe phrase“sociallyacceptable risk.”GTA 6 releasegets pushedback to 2027for all consoles,platformsAn AI becomesCEO of amulti-milliondollarcompanyA professionalsports leagueintroduces ads onwarm-up jerseys,insists they’re“temporary.”Coachella2026 pausessets daily from1–3 PM due toheat advisories2026 winteris recordedas the worstyear of flu inrecent historyNvidia buysstakes in morechip fabcompanies,circle jerkintensifiesMetabotsgets ananimerebootWe find out thatthe brainworm isthe only thingkeeping RFKJunior alive (it'sbeen piloting himthe whole time)Amazon addsa “RegionalClimateLogisticsFee”An AI-generated songcharts in thetop 100 onBillboard for atleast one weekAn AI CEOsomehow hasan affair, stillgets goldenparachuteIRS.govcrashes ontax formsubmissiondeadline dateBrian Johnsonattemptsdubious biotechtherapy to makehis immunesystem youngerZohranMamdani'spolicies actuallywork, but fewtake notice as aresultElon Muskreveals at histrue vision forneuralink is tobecome DocOcNYC's smarttrash cansfail becausepigeons blockthe sensors

Untitled Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. The FDA approves a breakthrough oral weight-loss drug, shortages occur because of underestimated demand from podcasts.
  2. A Bible AI accidentally tells followers that God might not actually exist
  3. Scientists perform surgery on an insect to demonstrate new robotic tools
  4. The Boston Fleet win the Walter Cup
  5. Canadian Ice Hockey player skates into the boards during Olympic games because the rink was built too small
  6. The government attempts to replace/augment air traffic control with AI, causes even worse delays
  7. Apparently it's gay to be straight now; western culture loses boundary between fraternity and romance
  8. Nuclear fusion gets bought out by Big Oil
  9. More Progressives get voted into office than any prior election
  10. The CDC issues guidance using the phrase “socially acceptable risk.”
  11. GTA 6 release gets pushed back to 2027 for all consoles, platforms
  12. An AI becomes CEO of a multi-million dollar company
  13. A professional sports league introduces ads on warm-up jerseys, insists they’re “temporary.”
  14. Coachella 2026 pauses sets daily from 1–3 PM due to heat advisories
  15. 2026 winter is recorded as the worst year of flu in recent history
  16. Nvidia buys stakes in more chip fab companies, circle jerk intensifies
  17. Metabots gets an anime reboot
  18. We find out that the brainworm is the only thing keeping RFK Junior alive (it's been piloting him the whole time)
  19. Amazon adds a “Regional Climate Logistics Fee”
  20. An AI-generated song charts in the top 100 on Billboard for at least one week
  21. An AI CEO somehow has an affair, still gets golden parachute
  22. IRS.gov crashes on tax form submission deadline date
  23. Brian Johnson attempts dubious biotech therapy to make his immune system younger
  24. Zohran Mamdani's policies actually work, but few take notice as a result
  25. Elon Musk reveals at his true vision for neuralink is to become Doc Oc
  26. NYC's smart trash cans fail because pigeons block the sensors