We find out thatthe brainworm isthe only thingkeeping RFKJunior alive (it'sbeen piloting himthe whole time)Scientistsperform surgeryon an insect todemonstratenew robotictoolsApparently it's gayto be straight now;western cultureloses boundarybetween fraternityand romanceCanadian IceHockey playerskates into theboards duringOlympic gamesbecause the rinkwas built too smallA professionalsports leagueintroduces ads onwarm-up jerseys,insists they’re“temporary.”The governmentattempts toreplace/augmentair traffic controlwith AI, causeseven worse delaysAn AI CEOsomehow hasan affair, stillgets goldenparachuteNvidia buysstakes in morechip fabcompanies,circle jerkintensifiesA Bible AIaccidentallytells followersthat God mightnot actuallyexistMetabotsgets ananimerebootThe FDA approves abreakthrough oralweight-loss drug,shortages occurbecause ofunderestimateddemand frompodcasts.The BostonFleet winthe WalterCupGTA 6 releasegets pushedback to 2027for all consoles,platformsCoachella2026 pausessets daily from1–3 PM due toheat advisoriesBrian Johnsonattemptsdubious biotechtherapy to makehis immunesystem youngerNuclearfusion getsbought outby Big OilAn AI becomesCEO of amulti-milliondollarcompanyAmazon addsa “RegionalClimateLogisticsFee”MoreProgressivesget voted intooffice than anyprior electionNYC's smarttrash cansfail becausepigeons blockthe sensorsElon Muskreveals at histrue vision forneuralink is tobecome DocOcThe CDC issuesguidance usingthe phrase“sociallyacceptable risk.”An AI-generated songcharts in thetop 100 onBillboard for atleast one week2026 winteris recordedas the worstyear of flu inrecent historyZohranMamdani'spolicies actuallywork, but fewtake notice as aresultIRS.govcrashes ontax formsubmissiondeadline dateWe find out thatthe brainworm isthe only thingkeeping RFKJunior alive (it'sbeen piloting himthe whole time)Scientistsperform surgeryon an insect todemonstratenew robotictoolsApparently it's gayto be straight now;western cultureloses boundarybetween fraternityand romanceCanadian IceHockey playerskates into theboards duringOlympic gamesbecause the rinkwas built too smallA professionalsports leagueintroduces ads onwarm-up jerseys,insists they’re“temporary.”The governmentattempts toreplace/augmentair traffic controlwith AI, causeseven worse delaysAn AI CEOsomehow hasan affair, stillgets goldenparachuteNvidia buysstakes in morechip fabcompanies,circle jerkintensifiesA Bible AIaccidentallytells followersthat God mightnot actuallyexistMetabotsgets ananimerebootThe FDA approves abreakthrough oralweight-loss drug,shortages occurbecause ofunderestimateddemand frompodcasts.The BostonFleet winthe WalterCupGTA 6 releasegets pushedback to 2027for all consoles,platformsCoachella2026 pausessets daily from1–3 PM due toheat advisoriesBrian Johnsonattemptsdubious biotechtherapy to makehis immunesystem youngerNuclearfusion getsbought outby Big OilAn AI becomesCEO of amulti-milliondollarcompanyAmazon addsa “RegionalClimateLogisticsFee”MoreProgressivesget voted intooffice than anyprior electionNYC's smarttrash cansfail becausepigeons blockthe sensorsElon Muskreveals at histrue vision forneuralink is tobecome DocOcThe CDC issuesguidance usingthe phrase“sociallyacceptable risk.”An AI-generated songcharts in thetop 100 onBillboard for atleast one week2026 winteris recordedas the worstyear of flu inrecent historyZohranMamdani'spolicies actuallywork, but fewtake notice as aresultIRS.govcrashes ontax formsubmissiondeadline date

Untitled Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. We find out that the brainworm is the only thing keeping RFK Junior alive (it's been piloting him the whole time)
  2. Scientists perform surgery on an insect to demonstrate new robotic tools
  3. Apparently it's gay to be straight now; western culture loses boundary between fraternity and romance
  4. Canadian Ice Hockey player skates into the boards during Olympic games because the rink was built too small
  5. A professional sports league introduces ads on warm-up jerseys, insists they’re “temporary.”
  6. The government attempts to replace/augment air traffic control with AI, causes even worse delays
  7. An AI CEO somehow has an affair, still gets golden parachute
  8. Nvidia buys stakes in more chip fab companies, circle jerk intensifies
  9. A Bible AI accidentally tells followers that God might not actually exist
  10. Metabots gets an anime reboot
  11. The FDA approves a breakthrough oral weight-loss drug, shortages occur because of underestimated demand from podcasts.
  12. The Boston Fleet win the Walter Cup
  13. GTA 6 release gets pushed back to 2027 for all consoles, platforms
  14. Coachella 2026 pauses sets daily from 1–3 PM due to heat advisories
  15. Brian Johnson attempts dubious biotech therapy to make his immune system younger
  16. Nuclear fusion gets bought out by Big Oil
  17. An AI becomes CEO of a multi-million dollar company
  18. Amazon adds a “Regional Climate Logistics Fee”
  19. More Progressives get voted into office than any prior election
  20. NYC's smart trash cans fail because pigeons block the sensors
  21. Elon Musk reveals at his true vision for neuralink is to become Doc Oc
  22. The CDC issues guidance using the phrase “socially acceptable risk.”
  23. An AI-generated song charts in the top 100 on Billboard for at least one week
  24. 2026 winter is recorded as the worst year of flu in recent history
  25. Zohran Mamdani's policies actually work, but few take notice as a result
  26. IRS.gov crashes on tax form submission deadline date