Elon Muskreveals at histrue vision forneuralink is tobecome DocOc2026 winteris recordedas the worstyear of flu inrecent historyAn AI CEOsomehow hasan affair, stillgets goldenparachuteA professionalsports leagueintroduces ads onwarm-up jerseys,insists they’re“temporary.”The BostonFleet winthe WalterCupBrian Johnsonattemptsdubious biotechtherapy to makehis immunesystem youngerThe FDA approves abreakthrough oralweight-loss drug,shortages occurbecause ofunderestimateddemand frompodcasts.Apparently it's gayto be straight now;western cultureloses boundarybetween fraternityand romanceAmazon addsa “RegionalClimateLogisticsFee”A Bible AIaccidentallytells followersthat God mightnot actuallyexistIRS.govcrashes ontax formsubmissiondeadline dateZohranMamdani'spolicies actuallywork, but fewtake notice as aresultAn AI becomesCEO of amulti-milliondollarcompanyNYC's smarttrash cansfail becausepigeons blockthe sensorsWe find out thatthe brainworm isthe only thingkeeping RFKJunior alive (it'sbeen piloting himthe whole time)MoreProgressivesget voted intooffice than anyprior electionThe CDC issuesguidance usingthe phrase“sociallyacceptable risk.”Metabotsgets ananimerebootScientistsperform surgeryon an insect todemonstratenew robotictoolsCanadian IceHockey playerskates into theboards duringOlympic gamesbecause the rinkwas built too smallAn AI-generated songcharts in thetop 100 onBillboard for atleast one weekCoachella2026 pausessets daily from1–3 PM due toheat advisoriesGTA 6 releasegets pushedback to 2027for all consoles,platformsNvidia buysstakes in morechip fabcompanies,circle jerkintensifiesThe governmentattempts toreplace/augmentair traffic controlwith AI, causeseven worse delaysNuclearfusion getsbought outby Big OilElon Muskreveals at histrue vision forneuralink is tobecome DocOc2026 winteris recordedas the worstyear of flu inrecent historyAn AI CEOsomehow hasan affair, stillgets goldenparachuteA professionalsports leagueintroduces ads onwarm-up jerseys,insists they’re“temporary.”The BostonFleet winthe WalterCupBrian Johnsonattemptsdubious biotechtherapy to makehis immunesystem youngerThe FDA approves abreakthrough oralweight-loss drug,shortages occurbecause ofunderestimateddemand frompodcasts.Apparently it's gayto be straight now;western cultureloses boundarybetween fraternityand romanceAmazon addsa “RegionalClimateLogisticsFee”A Bible AIaccidentallytells followersthat God mightnot actuallyexistIRS.govcrashes ontax formsubmissiondeadline dateZohranMamdani'spolicies actuallywork, but fewtake notice as aresultAn AI becomesCEO of amulti-milliondollarcompanyNYC's smarttrash cansfail becausepigeons blockthe sensorsWe find out thatthe brainworm isthe only thingkeeping RFKJunior alive (it'sbeen piloting himthe whole time)MoreProgressivesget voted intooffice than anyprior electionThe CDC issuesguidance usingthe phrase“sociallyacceptable risk.”Metabotsgets ananimerebootScientistsperform surgeryon an insect todemonstratenew robotictoolsCanadian IceHockey playerskates into theboards duringOlympic gamesbecause the rinkwas built too smallAn AI-generated songcharts in thetop 100 onBillboard for atleast one weekCoachella2026 pausessets daily from1–3 PM due toheat advisoriesGTA 6 releasegets pushedback to 2027for all consoles,platformsNvidia buysstakes in morechip fabcompanies,circle jerkintensifiesThe governmentattempts toreplace/augmentair traffic controlwith AI, causeseven worse delaysNuclearfusion getsbought outby Big Oil

Untitled Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Elon Musk reveals at his true vision for neuralink is to become Doc Oc
  2. 2026 winter is recorded as the worst year of flu in recent history
  3. An AI CEO somehow has an affair, still gets golden parachute
  4. A professional sports league introduces ads on warm-up jerseys, insists they’re “temporary.”
  5. The Boston Fleet win the Walter Cup
  6. Brian Johnson attempts dubious biotech therapy to make his immune system younger
  7. The FDA approves a breakthrough oral weight-loss drug, shortages occur because of underestimated demand from podcasts.
  8. Apparently it's gay to be straight now; western culture loses boundary between fraternity and romance
  9. Amazon adds a “Regional Climate Logistics Fee”
  10. A Bible AI accidentally tells followers that God might not actually exist
  11. IRS.gov crashes on tax form submission deadline date
  12. Zohran Mamdani's policies actually work, but few take notice as a result
  13. An AI becomes CEO of a multi-million dollar company
  14. NYC's smart trash cans fail because pigeons block the sensors
  15. We find out that the brainworm is the only thing keeping RFK Junior alive (it's been piloting him the whole time)
  16. More Progressives get voted into office than any prior election
  17. The CDC issues guidance using the phrase “socially acceptable risk.”
  18. Metabots gets an anime reboot
  19. Scientists perform surgery on an insect to demonstrate new robotic tools
  20. Canadian Ice Hockey player skates into the boards during Olympic games because the rink was built too small
  21. An AI-generated song charts in the top 100 on Billboard for at least one week
  22. Coachella 2026 pauses sets daily from 1–3 PM due to heat advisories
  23. GTA 6 release gets pushed back to 2027 for all consoles, platforms
  24. Nvidia buys stakes in more chip fab companies, circle jerk intensifies
  25. The government attempts to replace/augment air traffic control with AI, causes even worse delays
  26. Nuclear fusion gets bought out by Big Oil