J.D.VancebecomespresidentDHSaccountstartsoutrightNazi-postingDSAgetshugeAdmin triesinvadingU.S. citiesagainVenezuelawar is anothingburgerX getsbannedin EuropeUSeconomyimplodesRussianeconomyimplodesTrumpstrokething wasrealJimmyKimmel getspulled offthe air againTrump is100% apedophileper EpsteinFilesUSwithdrawsfrom UNChina doessomethingbig inspaceEstablishmentDems don'tactually wantto winAIbubblepopsTrump'sapprovalrating hits25% (viaEconomist)"Affordability"becomesmeaninglessbuzzwordMugMugsgetdelayedMassRepublicanresignationsIndia andPakistanalmost goto warRatfuckedelectionsBlunamiElonMuskgets shotUSinvadesGreenlandJ.D.VancebecomespresidentDHSaccountstartsoutrightNazi-postingDSAgetshugeAdmin triesinvadingU.S. citiesagainVenezuelawar is anothingburgerX getsbannedin EuropeUSeconomyimplodesRussianeconomyimplodesTrumpstrokething wasrealJimmyKimmel getspulled offthe air againTrump is100% apedophileper EpsteinFilesUSwithdrawsfrom UNChina doessomethingbig inspaceEstablishmentDems don'tactually wantto winAIbubblepopsTrump'sapprovalrating hits25% (viaEconomist)"Affordability"becomesmeaninglessbuzzwordMugMugsgetdelayedMassRepublicanresignationsIndia andPakistanalmost goto warRatfuckedelectionsBlunamiElonMuskgets shotUSinvadesGreenland

2026 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. J.D. Vance becomes president
  2. DHS account starts outright Nazi-posting
  3. DSA gets huge
  4. Admin tries invading U.S. cities again
  5. Venezuela war is a nothingburger
  6. X gets banned in Europe
  7. US economy implodes
  8. Russian economy implodes
  9. Trump stroke thing was real
  10. Jimmy Kimmel gets pulled off the air again
  11. Trump is 100% a pedophile per Epstein Files
  12. US withdraws from UN
  13. China does something big in space
  14. Establishment Dems don't actually want to win
  15. AI bubble pops
  16. Trump's approval rating hits 25% (via Economist)
  17. "Affordability" becomes meaningless buzzword
  18. MugMugs get delayed
  19. Mass Republican resignations
  20. India and Pakistan almost go to war
  21. Ratfucked elections
  22. Blunami
  23. Elon Musk gets shot
  24. US invades Greenland