JimmyKimmel getspulled offthe air againDSAgetshugeVenezuelawar is anothingburgerTrump'sapprovalrating hits25% (viaEconomist)X getsbannedin EuropeJ.D.VancebecomespresidentEstablishmentDems don'tactually wantto winUSeconomyimplodesChina doessomethingbig inspaceIndia andPakistanalmost goto warRatfuckedelectionsBlunamiRussianeconomyimplodesAdmin triesinvadingU.S. citiesagainUSwithdrawsfrom UNUSinvadesGreenlandMassRepublicanresignationsTrumpstrokething wasrealMugMugsgetdelayedTrump is100% apedophileper EpsteinFiles"Affordability"becomesmeaninglessbuzzwordElonMuskgets shotDHSaccountstartsoutrightNazi-postingAIbubblepopsJimmyKimmel getspulled offthe air againDSAgetshugeVenezuelawar is anothingburgerTrump'sapprovalrating hits25% (viaEconomist)X getsbannedin EuropeJ.D.VancebecomespresidentEstablishmentDems don'tactually wantto winUSeconomyimplodesChina doessomethingbig inspaceIndia andPakistanalmost goto warRatfuckedelectionsBlunamiRussianeconomyimplodesAdmin triesinvadingU.S. citiesagainUSwithdrawsfrom UNUSinvadesGreenlandMassRepublicanresignationsTrumpstrokething wasrealMugMugsgetdelayedTrump is100% apedophileper EpsteinFiles"Affordability"becomesmeaninglessbuzzwordElonMuskgets shotDHSaccountstartsoutrightNazi-postingAIbubblepops

2026 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Jimmy Kimmel gets pulled off the air again
  2. DSA gets huge
  3. Venezuela war is a nothingburger
  4. Trump's approval rating hits 25% (via Economist)
  5. X gets banned in Europe
  6. J.D. Vance becomes president
  7. Establishment Dems don't actually want to win
  8. US economy implodes
  9. China does something big in space
  10. India and Pakistan almost go to war
  11. Ratfucked elections
  12. Blunami
  13. Russian economy implodes
  14. Admin tries invading U.S. cities again
  15. US withdraws from UN
  16. US invades Greenland
  17. Mass Republican resignations
  18. Trump stroke thing was real
  19. MugMugs get delayed
  20. Trump is 100% a pedophile per Epstein Files
  21. "Affordability" becomes meaningless buzzword
  22. Elon Musk gets shot
  23. DHS account starts outright Nazi-posting
  24. AI bubble pops