My ex was stillusing mySpotify account4-6 monthsafter we brokeupI once gotdumped via aPost-it note.It wasn’t evena full noteGot dumpedafter Ipurchasedtickets to ashowIn high schoolmy ex brokeup with me todate my bestfriendI got broken upwith because Iout fished heron her firsttime fishingMy ex broke upwith me beforewe went onvacation. I wentaloneI had been inNYC for a weekwhen I got anemail, telling meshe was gettingback with her exBroke up rightbefore we weresupposed to starta new hobbytogether, leavingall the gearunused.I got set up for myprom date and shedanced withsomeone else. Ileft her at promwithout a rideMy exdisappearedwith the carwe boughttogetherMy exsuggested acoffee to “clearthe air " Ishowed up withheadphones onBroke upwith me afterasking formy HululoginI got broken upwith over email;it was the mostformal breakupI've ever hadDumped theday afterlending gasmoneyEnded it during agroup video gamesession suddenlytyped in all caps:“I’M BREAKINGUP WITH YOU.”I got broken upwith when thelights came onduring a moviedateI wasusuallytheghosterBroke up themorning afterI flew acrossthe country tosurprise them.I got broken upwith on V-Dayb/c I caught myex off guard (hewas beingdistant)Got brokenup with 3days aftermy grandpadiedBroke upthe samenight afterpet sittingMy ex asked tomeet for closure; Irefused andreminded her sheshould’ve thoughtabout that monthsagoI went on a dateand noticed howfilthy their earswere. I texted myfriend to make upan emergency so Icould leaveI got dumpedvia text thatjust said "it'sover"Break upvia a fakejob offeremailMy ex cheated onme with a cheater,ghosted ourmutual friend, thentried to get me tosend her $ throughhim.Broke up usinga text-to-speech robotreading themessage lineby lineTaught my ex pool;she beat me in a$50 “friendly” bet—turns out she’dbeen hustlingsince 14. I rarelyplay now.I thought thegirl I was datingwas cheatingbut it wasactually the TVplayingMy ex was stillusing mySpotify account4-6 monthsafter we brokeupI once gotdumped via aPost-it note.It wasn’t evena full noteGot dumpedafter Ipurchasedtickets to ashowIn high schoolmy ex brokeup with me todate my bestfriendI got broken upwith because Iout fished heron her firsttime fishingMy ex broke upwith me beforewe went onvacation. I wentaloneI had been inNYC for a weekwhen I got anemail, telling meshe was gettingback with her exBroke up rightbefore we weresupposed to starta new hobbytogether, leavingall the gearunused.I got set up for myprom date and shedanced withsomeone else. Ileft her at promwithout a rideMy exdisappearedwith the carwe boughttogetherMy exsuggested acoffee to “clearthe air " Ishowed up withheadphones onBroke upwith me afterasking formy HululoginI got broken upwith over email;it was the mostformal breakupI've ever hadDumped theday afterlending gasmoneyEnded it during agroup video gamesession suddenlytyped in all caps:“I’M BREAKINGUP WITH YOU.”I got broken upwith when thelights came onduring a moviedateI wasusuallytheghosterBroke up themorning afterI flew acrossthe country tosurprise them.I got broken upwith on V-Dayb/c I caught myex off guard (hewas beingdistant)Got brokenup with 3days aftermy grandpadiedBroke upthe samenight afterpet sittingMy ex asked tomeet for closure; Irefused andreminded her sheshould’ve thoughtabout that monthsagoI went on a dateand noticed howfilthy their earswere. I texted myfriend to make upan emergency so Icould leaveI got dumpedvia text thatjust said "it'sover"Break upvia a fakejob offeremailMy ex cheated onme with a cheater,ghosted ourmutual friend, thentried to get me tosend her $ throughhim.Broke up usinga text-to-speech robotreading themessage lineby lineTaught my ex pool;she beat me in a$50 “friendly” bet—turns out she’dbeen hustlingsince 14. I rarelyplay now.I thought thegirl I was datingwas cheatingbut it wasactually the TVplaying

Break Up Bingo! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. My ex was still using my Spotify account 4-6 months after we broke up
  2. I once got dumped via a Post-it note. It wasn’t even a full note
  3. Got dumped after I purchased tickets to a show
  4. In high school my ex broke up with me to date my best friend
  5. I got broken up with because I out fished her on her first time fishing
  6. My ex broke up with me before we went on vacation. I went alone
  7. I had been in NYC for a week when I got an email, telling me she was getting back with her ex
  8. Broke up right before we were supposed to start a new hobby together, leaving all the gear unused.
  9. I got set up for my prom date and she danced with someone else. I left her at prom without a ride
  10. My ex disappeared with the car we bought together
  11. My ex suggested a coffee to “clear the air " I showed up with headphones on
  12. Broke up with me after asking for my Hulu login
  13. I got broken up with over email; it was the most formal breakup I've ever had
  14. Dumped the day after lending gas money
  15. Ended it during a group video game session suddenly typed in all caps: “I’M BREAKING UP WITH YOU.”
  16. I got broken up with when the lights came on during a movie date
  17. I was usually the ghoster
  18. Broke up the morning after I flew across the country to surprise them.
  19. I got broken up with on V-Day b/c I caught my ex off guard (he was being distant)
  20. Got broken up with 3 days after my grandpa died
  21. Broke up the same night after pet sitting
  22. My ex asked to meet for closure; I refused and reminded her she should’ve thought about that months ago
  23. I went on a date and noticed how filthy their ears were. I texted my friend to make up an emergency so I could leave
  24. I got dumped via text that just said "it's over"
  25. Break up via a fake job offer email
  26. My ex cheated on me with a cheater, ghosted our mutual friend, then tried to get me to send her $ through him.
  27. Broke up using a text-to-speech robot reading the message line by line
  28. Taught my ex pool; she beat me in a $50 “friendly” bet—turns out she’d been hustling since 14. I rarely play now.
  29. I thought the girl I was dating was cheating but it was actually the TV playing