My exdisappearedwith the carwe boughttogetherI once gotdumped via aPost-it note.It wasn’t evena full noteBreak upvia a fakejob offeremailI got broken upwith over email;it was the mostformal breakupI've ever hadMy exsuggested acoffee to “clearthe air " Ishowed up withheadphones onI got broken upwith on V-Dayb/c I caught myex off guard (hewas beingdistant)Ended it during agroup video gamesession suddenlytyped in all caps:“I’M BREAKINGUP WITH YOU.”Broke up themorning afterI flew acrossthe country tosurprise them.I had been inNYC for a weekwhen I got anemail, telling meshe was gettingback with her exI got broken upwith when thelights came onduring a moviedateBroke upwith me afterasking formy HululoginGot brokenup with 3days aftermy grandpadiedBroke upthe samenight afterpet sittingI got dumpedvia text thatjust said "it'sover"I got set up for myprom date and shedanced withsomeone else. Ileft her at promwithout a rideI went on a dateand noticed howfilthy their earswere. I texted myfriend to make upan emergency so Icould leaveGot dumpedafter Ipurchasedtickets to ashowI thought thegirl I was datingwas cheatingbut it wasactually the TVplayingMy ex cheated onme with a cheater,ghosted ourmutual friend, thentried to get me tosend her $ throughhim.Taught my ex pool;she beat me in a$50 “friendly” bet—turns out she’dbeen hustlingsince 14. I rarelyplay now.My ex broke upwith me beforewe went onvacation. I wentaloneI got broken upwith because Iout fished heron her firsttime fishingIn high schoolmy ex brokeup with me todate my bestfriendDumped theday afterlending gasmoneyBroke up rightbefore we weresupposed to starta new hobbytogether, leavingall the gearunused.I wasusuallytheghosterBroke up usinga text-to-speech robotreading themessage lineby lineMy ex was stillusing mySpotify account4-6 monthsafter we brokeupMy ex asked tomeet for closure; Irefused andreminded her sheshould’ve thoughtabout that monthsagoMy exdisappearedwith the carwe boughttogetherI once gotdumped via aPost-it note.It wasn’t evena full noteBreak upvia a fakejob offeremailI got broken upwith over email;it was the mostformal breakupI've ever hadMy exsuggested acoffee to “clearthe air " Ishowed up withheadphones onI got broken upwith on V-Dayb/c I caught myex off guard (hewas beingdistant)Ended it during agroup video gamesession suddenlytyped in all caps:“I’M BREAKINGUP WITH YOU.”Broke up themorning afterI flew acrossthe country tosurprise them.I had been inNYC for a weekwhen I got anemail, telling meshe was gettingback with her exI got broken upwith when thelights came onduring a moviedateBroke upwith me afterasking formy HululoginGot brokenup with 3days aftermy grandpadiedBroke upthe samenight afterpet sittingI got dumpedvia text thatjust said "it'sover"I got set up for myprom date and shedanced withsomeone else. Ileft her at promwithout a rideI went on a dateand noticed howfilthy their earswere. I texted myfriend to make upan emergency so Icould leaveGot dumpedafter Ipurchasedtickets to ashowI thought thegirl I was datingwas cheatingbut it wasactually the TVplayingMy ex cheated onme with a cheater,ghosted ourmutual friend, thentried to get me tosend her $ throughhim.Taught my ex pool;she beat me in a$50 “friendly” bet—turns out she’dbeen hustlingsince 14. I rarelyplay now.My ex broke upwith me beforewe went onvacation. I wentaloneI got broken upwith because Iout fished heron her firsttime fishingIn high schoolmy ex brokeup with me todate my bestfriendDumped theday afterlending gasmoneyBroke up rightbefore we weresupposed to starta new hobbytogether, leavingall the gearunused.I wasusuallytheghosterBroke up usinga text-to-speech robotreading themessage lineby lineMy ex was stillusing mySpotify account4-6 monthsafter we brokeupMy ex asked tomeet for closure; Irefused andreminded her sheshould’ve thoughtabout that monthsago

Break Up Bingo! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. My ex disappeared with the car we bought together
  2. I once got dumped via a Post-it note. It wasn’t even a full note
  3. Break up via a fake job offer email
  4. I got broken up with over email; it was the most formal breakup I've ever had
  5. My ex suggested a coffee to “clear the air " I showed up with headphones on
  6. I got broken up with on V-Day b/c I caught my ex off guard (he was being distant)
  7. Ended it during a group video game session suddenly typed in all caps: “I’M BREAKING UP WITH YOU.”
  8. Broke up the morning after I flew across the country to surprise them.
  9. I had been in NYC for a week when I got an email, telling me she was getting back with her ex
  10. I got broken up with when the lights came on during a movie date
  11. Broke up with me after asking for my Hulu login
  12. Got broken up with 3 days after my grandpa died
  13. Broke up the same night after pet sitting
  14. I got dumped via text that just said "it's over"
  15. I got set up for my prom date and she danced with someone else. I left her at prom without a ride
  16. I went on a date and noticed how filthy their ears were. I texted my friend to make up an emergency so I could leave
  17. Got dumped after I purchased tickets to a show
  18. I thought the girl I was dating was cheating but it was actually the TV playing
  19. My ex cheated on me with a cheater, ghosted our mutual friend, then tried to get me to send her $ through him.
  20. Taught my ex pool; she beat me in a $50 “friendly” bet—turns out she’d been hustling since 14. I rarely play now.
  21. My ex broke up with me before we went on vacation. I went alone
  22. I got broken up with because I out fished her on her first time fishing
  23. In high school my ex broke up with me to date my best friend
  24. Dumped the day after lending gas money
  25. Broke up right before we were supposed to start a new hobby together, leaving all the gear unused.
  26. I was usually the ghoster
  27. Broke up using a text-to-speech robot reading the message line by line
  28. My ex was still using my Spotify account 4-6 months after we broke up
  29. My ex asked to meet for closure; I refused and reminded her she should’ve thought about that months ago