I once gotdumped via aPost-it note.It wasn’t evena full noteBroke up usinga text-to-speech robotreading themessage lineby lineBroke up themorning afterI flew acrossthe country tosurprise them.I went on a dateand noticed howfilthy their earswere. I texted myfriend to make upan emergency so Icould leaveBroke upthe samenight afterpet sittingTaught my ex pool;she beat me in a$50 “friendly” bet—turns out she’dbeen hustlingsince 14. I rarelyplay now.I thought thegirl I was datingwas cheatingbut it wasactually the TVplayingGot brokenup with 3days aftermy grandpadiedGot dumpedafter Ipurchasedtickets to ashowEnded it during agroup video gamesession suddenlytyped in all caps:“I’M BREAKINGUP WITH YOU.”Broke up rightbefore we weresupposed to starta new hobbytogether, leavingall the gearunused.I got broken upwith because Iout fished heron her firsttime fishingI got broken upwith over email;it was the mostformal breakupI've ever hadMy ex asked tomeet for closure; Irefused andreminded her sheshould’ve thoughtabout that monthsagoMy ex cheated onme with a cheater,ghosted ourmutual friend, thentried to get me tosend her $ throughhim.My exsuggested acoffee to “clearthe air " Ishowed up withheadphones onI got broken upwith when thelights came onduring a moviedateIn high schoolmy ex brokeup with me todate my bestfriendMy exdisappearedwith the carwe boughttogetherBroke upwith me afterasking formy HululoginMy ex was stillusing mySpotify account4-6 monthsafter we brokeupDumped theday afterlending gasmoneyI got set up for myprom date and shedanced withsomeone else. Ileft her at promwithout a rideI wasusuallytheghosterI had been inNYC for a weekwhen I got anemail, telling meshe was gettingback with her exI got broken upwith on V-Dayb/c I caught myex off guard (hewas beingdistant)My ex broke upwith me beforewe went onvacation. I wentaloneBreak upvia a fakejob offeremailI got dumpedvia text thatjust said "it'sover"I once gotdumped via aPost-it note.It wasn’t evena full noteBroke up usinga text-to-speech robotreading themessage lineby lineBroke up themorning afterI flew acrossthe country tosurprise them.I went on a dateand noticed howfilthy their earswere. I texted myfriend to make upan emergency so Icould leaveBroke upthe samenight afterpet sittingTaught my ex pool;she beat me in a$50 “friendly” bet—turns out she’dbeen hustlingsince 14. I rarelyplay now.I thought thegirl I was datingwas cheatingbut it wasactually the TVplayingGot brokenup with 3days aftermy grandpadiedGot dumpedafter Ipurchasedtickets to ashowEnded it during agroup video gamesession suddenlytyped in all caps:“I’M BREAKINGUP WITH YOU.”Broke up rightbefore we weresupposed to starta new hobbytogether, leavingall the gearunused.I got broken upwith because Iout fished heron her firsttime fishingI got broken upwith over email;it was the mostformal breakupI've ever hadMy ex asked tomeet for closure; Irefused andreminded her sheshould’ve thoughtabout that monthsagoMy ex cheated onme with a cheater,ghosted ourmutual friend, thentried to get me tosend her $ throughhim.My exsuggested acoffee to “clearthe air " Ishowed up withheadphones onI got broken upwith when thelights came onduring a moviedateIn high schoolmy ex brokeup with me todate my bestfriendMy exdisappearedwith the carwe boughttogetherBroke upwith me afterasking formy HululoginMy ex was stillusing mySpotify account4-6 monthsafter we brokeupDumped theday afterlending gasmoneyI got set up for myprom date and shedanced withsomeone else. Ileft her at promwithout a rideI wasusuallytheghosterI had been inNYC for a weekwhen I got anemail, telling meshe was gettingback with her exI got broken upwith on V-Dayb/c I caught myex off guard (hewas beingdistant)My ex broke upwith me beforewe went onvacation. I wentaloneBreak upvia a fakejob offeremailI got dumpedvia text thatjust said "it'sover"

Break Up Bingo! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I once got dumped via a Post-it note. It wasn’t even a full note
  2. Broke up using a text-to-speech robot reading the message line by line
  3. Broke up the morning after I flew across the country to surprise them.
  4. I went on a date and noticed how filthy their ears were. I texted my friend to make up an emergency so I could leave
  5. Broke up the same night after pet sitting
  6. Taught my ex pool; she beat me in a $50 “friendly” bet—turns out she’d been hustling since 14. I rarely play now.
  7. I thought the girl I was dating was cheating but it was actually the TV playing
  8. Got broken up with 3 days after my grandpa died
  9. Got dumped after I purchased tickets to a show
  10. Ended it during a group video game session suddenly typed in all caps: “I’M BREAKING UP WITH YOU.”
  11. Broke up right before we were supposed to start a new hobby together, leaving all the gear unused.
  12. I got broken up with because I out fished her on her first time fishing
  13. I got broken up with over email; it was the most formal breakup I've ever had
  14. My ex asked to meet for closure; I refused and reminded her she should’ve thought about that months ago
  15. My ex cheated on me with a cheater, ghosted our mutual friend, then tried to get me to send her $ through him.
  16. My ex suggested a coffee to “clear the air " I showed up with headphones on
  17. I got broken up with when the lights came on during a movie date
  18. In high school my ex broke up with me to date my best friend
  19. My ex disappeared with the car we bought together
  20. Broke up with me after asking for my Hulu login
  21. My ex was still using my Spotify account 4-6 months after we broke up
  22. Dumped the day after lending gas money
  23. I got set up for my prom date and she danced with someone else. I left her at prom without a ride
  24. I was usually the ghoster
  25. I had been in NYC for a week when I got an email, telling me she was getting back with her ex
  26. I got broken up with on V-Day b/c I caught my ex off guard (he was being distant)
  27. My ex broke up with me before we went on vacation. I went alone
  28. Break up via a fake job offer email
  29. I got dumped via text that just said "it's over"