Broke upthe samenight afterpet sittingBroke up rightbefore we weresupposed to starta new hobbytogether, leavingall the gearunused.Broke up usinga text-to-speech robotreading themessage lineby lineGot dumpedafter Ipurchasedtickets to ashowMy ex cheated onme with a cheater,ghosted ourmutual friend, thentried to get me tosend her $ throughhim.Taught my ex pool;she beat me in a$50 “friendly” bet—turns out she’dbeen hustlingsince 14. I rarelyplay now.I wasusuallytheghosterMy exsuggested acoffee to “clearthe air " Ishowed up withheadphones onI got dumpedvia text thatjust said "it'sover"Broke upwith me afterasking formy HululoginI got broken upwith over email;it was the mostformal breakupI've ever hadI got broken upwith because Iout fished heron her firsttime fishingI went on a dateand noticed howfilthy their earswere. I texted myfriend to make upan emergency so Icould leaveEnded it during agroup video gamesession suddenlytyped in all caps:“I’M BREAKINGUP WITH YOU.”I got broken upwith on V-Dayb/c I caught myex off guard (hewas beingdistant)Broke up themorning afterI flew acrossthe country tosurprise them.Dumped theday afterlending gasmoneyI got broken upwith when thelights came onduring a moviedateGot brokenup with 3days aftermy grandpadiedI once gotdumped via aPost-it note.It wasn’t evena full noteMy ex broke upwith me beforewe went onvacation. I wentaloneMy exdisappearedwith the carwe boughttogetherBreak upvia a fakejob offeremailMy ex was stillusing mySpotify account4-6 monthsafter we brokeupI had been inNYC for a weekwhen I got anemail, telling meshe was gettingback with her exI got set up for myprom date and shedanced withsomeone else. Ileft her at promwithout a rideMy ex asked tomeet for closure; Irefused andreminded her sheshould’ve thoughtabout that monthsagoI thought thegirl I was datingwas cheatingbut it wasactually the TVplayingIn high schoolmy ex brokeup with me todate my bestfriendBroke upthe samenight afterpet sittingBroke up rightbefore we weresupposed to starta new hobbytogether, leavingall the gearunused.Broke up usinga text-to-speech robotreading themessage lineby lineGot dumpedafter Ipurchasedtickets to ashowMy ex cheated onme with a cheater,ghosted ourmutual friend, thentried to get me tosend her $ throughhim.Taught my ex pool;she beat me in a$50 “friendly” bet—turns out she’dbeen hustlingsince 14. I rarelyplay now.I wasusuallytheghosterMy exsuggested acoffee to “clearthe air " Ishowed up withheadphones onI got dumpedvia text thatjust said "it'sover"Broke upwith me afterasking formy HululoginI got broken upwith over email;it was the mostformal breakupI've ever hadI got broken upwith because Iout fished heron her firsttime fishingI went on a dateand noticed howfilthy their earswere. I texted myfriend to make upan emergency so Icould leaveEnded it during agroup video gamesession suddenlytyped in all caps:“I’M BREAKINGUP WITH YOU.”I got broken upwith on V-Dayb/c I caught myex off guard (hewas beingdistant)Broke up themorning afterI flew acrossthe country tosurprise them.Dumped theday afterlending gasmoneyI got broken upwith when thelights came onduring a moviedateGot brokenup with 3days aftermy grandpadiedI once gotdumped via aPost-it note.It wasn’t evena full noteMy ex broke upwith me beforewe went onvacation. I wentaloneMy exdisappearedwith the carwe boughttogetherBreak upvia a fakejob offeremailMy ex was stillusing mySpotify account4-6 monthsafter we brokeupI had been inNYC for a weekwhen I got anemail, telling meshe was gettingback with her exI got set up for myprom date and shedanced withsomeone else. Ileft her at promwithout a rideMy ex asked tomeet for closure; Irefused andreminded her sheshould’ve thoughtabout that monthsagoI thought thegirl I was datingwas cheatingbut it wasactually the TVplayingIn high schoolmy ex brokeup with me todate my bestfriend

Break Up Bingo! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Broke up the same night after pet sitting
  2. Broke up right before we were supposed to start a new hobby together, leaving all the gear unused.
  3. Broke up using a text-to-speech robot reading the message line by line
  4. Got dumped after I purchased tickets to a show
  5. My ex cheated on me with a cheater, ghosted our mutual friend, then tried to get me to send her $ through him.
  6. Taught my ex pool; she beat me in a $50 “friendly” bet—turns out she’d been hustling since 14. I rarely play now.
  7. I was usually the ghoster
  8. My ex suggested a coffee to “clear the air " I showed up with headphones on
  9. I got dumped via text that just said "it's over"
  10. Broke up with me after asking for my Hulu login
  11. I got broken up with over email; it was the most formal breakup I've ever had
  12. I got broken up with because I out fished her on her first time fishing
  13. I went on a date and noticed how filthy their ears were. I texted my friend to make up an emergency so I could leave
  14. Ended it during a group video game session suddenly typed in all caps: “I’M BREAKING UP WITH YOU.”
  15. I got broken up with on V-Day b/c I caught my ex off guard (he was being distant)
  16. Broke up the morning after I flew across the country to surprise them.
  17. Dumped the day after lending gas money
  18. I got broken up with when the lights came on during a movie date
  19. Got broken up with 3 days after my grandpa died
  20. I once got dumped via a Post-it note. It wasn’t even a full note
  21. My ex broke up with me before we went on vacation. I went alone
  22. My ex disappeared with the car we bought together
  23. Break up via a fake job offer email
  24. My ex was still using my Spotify account 4-6 months after we broke up
  25. I had been in NYC for a week when I got an email, telling me she was getting back with her ex
  26. I got set up for my prom date and she danced with someone else. I left her at prom without a ride
  27. My ex asked to meet for closure; I refused and reminded her she should’ve thought about that months ago
  28. I thought the girl I was dating was cheating but it was actually the TV playing
  29. In high school my ex broke up with me to date my best friend