Chris hasameltdownpoweroutagemesses upanalyzerscoffeemachinegets takenawayDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakesfireeventspending1hr onmeetingtopicbaby micein Chris'sdrawerrats/micein MolDx labChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedmeetinggoes overby anhourUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingmeetinglasts 30minsemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLASenior onvacationduring CAPinspectioncobasissuesuntilMarchNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026Chartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspacenewhirerun out ofcritical testconsumableMolly callsBS duringmeetingHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsbreakwindow notdone untilmid summerno mealfor labweek3conversationsabout doingdisheswatereventhealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimesomeoneleavingthe lablab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingKeith goeson vacationduring CAPinspectionMollywalks outofmeetingsharingcomputerwith newhireannualraisepushedback againfreezerbreaksChris hasameltdownpoweroutagemesses upanalyzerscoffeemachinegets takenawayDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakesfireeventspending1hr onmeetingtopicbaby micein Chris'sdrawerrats/micein MolDx labChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedmeetinggoes overby anhourUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingmeetinglasts 30minsemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLASenior onvacationduring CAPinspectioncobasissuesuntilMarchNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026Chartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspacenewhirerun out ofcritical testconsumableMolly callsBS duringmeetingHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsbreakwindow notdone untilmid summerno mealfor labweek3conversationsabout doingdisheswatereventhealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimesomeoneleavingthe lablab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingKeith goeson vacationduring CAPinspectionMollywalks outofmeetingsharingcomputerwith newhireannualraisepushedback againfreezerbreaks

2026 Mol Dx Dumpster Fire - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Chris has a meltdown
  2. power outage messes up analyzers
  3. coffee machine gets taken away
  4. Daddy Kaplan send out 3 emails about how much money UW makes
  5. fire event
  6. spending 1hr on meeting topic
  7. baby mice in Chris's drawer
  8. rats/mice in Mol Dx lab
  9. Chartis determines lab is adequately staffed
  10. meeting goes over by an hour
  11. UW health merges with another hospital
  12. Bill goes on 4 tangents during meeting
  13. meeting lasts 30 mins
  14. employee takes > 2 weeks of FMLA
  15. Senior on vacation during CAP inspection
  16. cobas issues until March
  17. NS2000 doesnt get networked before May 2026
  18. Chartis determines we dont need additional space
  19. new hire
  20. run out of critical test consumable
  21. Molly calls BS during meeting
  22. HPV primary samples go missing within first 3 months
  23. break window not done until mid summer
  24. no meal for lab week
  25. 3 conversations about doing dishes
  26. water event
  27. healthlink had unexpected downtime
  28. someone leaving the lab
  29. lab is asked to take on BV CV/TV testing
  30. Keith goes on vacation during CAP inspection
  31. Molly walks out of meeting
  32. sharing computer with new hire
  33. annual raise pushed back again
  34. freezer breaks