baby micein Chris'sdrawercobasissuesuntilMarchNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026sharingcomputerwith newhirenewhirelab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingfreezerbreaksDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakes3conversationsabout doingdishesfireeventHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspacecoffeemachinegets takenawayChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedmeetinggoes overby anhourhealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimeSenior onvacationduring CAPinspectionannualraisepushedback againBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingChris hasameltdownsomeoneleavingthe labUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalwatereventKeith goeson vacationduring CAPinspectionno mealfor labweekrats/micein MolDx labrun out ofcritical testconsumableemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLAmeetinglasts 30minsspending1hr onmeetingtopicpoweroutagemesses upanalyzersMolly callsBS duringmeetingbreakwindow notdone untilmid summerMollywalks outofmeetingbaby micein Chris'sdrawercobasissuesuntilMarchNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026sharingcomputerwith newhirenewhirelab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingfreezerbreaksDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakes3conversationsabout doingdishesfireeventHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspacecoffeemachinegets takenawayChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedmeetinggoes overby anhourhealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimeSenior onvacationduring CAPinspectionannualraisepushedback againBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingChris hasameltdownsomeoneleavingthe labUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalwatereventKeith goeson vacationduring CAPinspectionno mealfor labweekrats/micein MolDx labrun out ofcritical testconsumableemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLAmeetinglasts 30minsspending1hr onmeetingtopicpoweroutagemesses upanalyzersMolly callsBS duringmeetingbreakwindow notdone untilmid summerMollywalks outofmeeting

2026 Mol Dx Dumpster Fire - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. baby mice in Chris's drawer
  2. cobas issues until March
  3. NS2000 doesnt get networked before May 2026
  4. sharing computer with new hire
  5. new hire
  6. lab is asked to take on BV CV/TV testing
  7. freezer breaks
  8. Daddy Kaplan send out 3 emails about how much money UW makes
  9. 3 conversations about doing dishes
  10. fire event
  11. HPV primary samples go missing within first 3 months
  12. Chartis determines we dont need additional space
  13. coffee machine gets taken away
  14. Chartis determines lab is adequately staffed
  15. meeting goes over by an hour
  16. healthlink had unexpected downtime
  17. Senior on vacation during CAP inspection
  18. annual raise pushed back again
  19. Bill goes on 4 tangents during meeting
  20. Chris has a meltdown
  21. someone leaving the lab
  22. UW health merges with another hospital
  23. water event
  24. Keith goes on vacation during CAP inspection
  25. no meal for lab week
  26. rats/mice in Mol Dx lab
  27. run out of critical test consumable
  28. employee takes > 2 weeks of FMLA
  29. meeting lasts 30 mins
  30. spending 1hr on meeting topic
  31. power outage messes up analyzers
  32. Molly calls BS during meeting
  33. break window not done until mid summer
  34. Molly walks out of meeting