newhirecobasissuesuntilMarchChris hasameltdownSenior onvacationduring CAPinspectionlab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingspending1hr onmeetingtopicChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspacesharingcomputerwith newhireUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalbaby micein Chris'sdrawerfreezerbreaksannualraisepushedback againHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026poweroutagemesses upanalyzersemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLAmeetinglasts 30minsDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakesrun out ofcritical testconsumableno mealfor labweekMollywalks outofmeetingrats/micein MolDx labsomeoneleavingthe lab3conversationsabout doingdisheshealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimemeetinggoes overby anhourMolly callsBS duringmeetingKeith goeson vacationduring CAPinspectionBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedbreakwindow notdone untilmid summerfireeventwatereventcoffeemachinegets takenawaynewhirecobasissuesuntilMarchChris hasameltdownSenior onvacationduring CAPinspectionlab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingspending1hr onmeetingtopicChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspacesharingcomputerwith newhireUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalbaby micein Chris'sdrawerfreezerbreaksannualraisepushedback againHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026poweroutagemesses upanalyzersemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLAmeetinglasts 30minsDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakesrun out ofcritical testconsumableno mealfor labweekMollywalks outofmeetingrats/micein MolDx labsomeoneleavingthe lab3conversationsabout doingdisheshealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimemeetinggoes overby anhourMolly callsBS duringmeetingKeith goeson vacationduring CAPinspectionBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedbreakwindow notdone untilmid summerfireeventwatereventcoffeemachinegets takenaway

2026 Mol Dx Dumpster Fire - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. new hire
  2. cobas issues until March
  3. Chris has a meltdown
  4. Senior on vacation during CAP inspection
  5. lab is asked to take on BV CV/TV testing
  6. spending 1hr on meeting topic
  7. Chartis determines we dont need additional space
  8. sharing computer with new hire
  9. UW health merges with another hospital
  10. baby mice in Chris's drawer
  11. freezer breaks
  12. annual raise pushed back again
  13. HPV primary samples go missing within first 3 months
  14. NS2000 doesnt get networked before May 2026
  15. power outage messes up analyzers
  16. employee takes > 2 weeks of FMLA
  17. meeting lasts 30 mins
  18. Daddy Kaplan send out 3 emails about how much money UW makes
  19. run out of critical test consumable
  20. no meal for lab week
  21. Molly walks out of meeting
  22. rats/mice in Mol Dx lab
  23. someone leaving the lab
  24. 3 conversations about doing dishes
  25. healthlink had unexpected downtime
  26. meeting goes over by an hour
  27. Molly calls BS during meeting
  28. Keith goes on vacation during CAP inspection
  29. Bill goes on 4 tangents during meeting
  30. Chartis determines lab is adequately staffed
  31. break window not done until mid summer
  32. fire event
  33. water event
  34. coffee machine gets taken away