freezerbreaksBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingrun out ofcritical testconsumablerats/micein MolDx labpoweroutagemesses upanalyzerscobasissuesuntilMarchMollywalks outofmeetingKeith goeson vacationduring CAPinspectionsomeoneleavingthe labbreakwindow notdone untilmid summerChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspacecoffeemachinegets takenawayHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakes3conversationsabout doingdishesMolly callsBS duringmeetingfireeventannualraisepushedback againSenior onvacationduring CAPinspectionbaby micein Chris'sdrawersharingcomputerwith newhirelab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingspending1hr onmeetingtopicmeetinglasts 30minsChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedhealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimeUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalno mealfor labweeknewhireemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLANS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026watereventmeetinggoes overby anhourChris hasameltdownfreezerbreaksBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingrun out ofcritical testconsumablerats/micein MolDx labpoweroutagemesses upanalyzerscobasissuesuntilMarchMollywalks outofmeetingKeith goeson vacationduring CAPinspectionsomeoneleavingthe labbreakwindow notdone untilmid summerChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspacecoffeemachinegets takenawayHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakes3conversationsabout doingdishesMolly callsBS duringmeetingfireeventannualraisepushedback againSenior onvacationduring CAPinspectionbaby micein Chris'sdrawersharingcomputerwith newhirelab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingspending1hr onmeetingtopicmeetinglasts 30minsChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedhealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimeUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalno mealfor labweeknewhireemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLANS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026watereventmeetinggoes overby anhourChris hasameltdown

2026 Mol Dx Dumpster Fire - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. freezer breaks
  2. Bill goes on 4 tangents during meeting
  3. run out of critical test consumable
  4. rats/mice in Mol Dx lab
  5. power outage messes up analyzers
  6. cobas issues until March
  7. Molly walks out of meeting
  8. Keith goes on vacation during CAP inspection
  9. someone leaving the lab
  10. break window not done until mid summer
  11. Chartis determines we dont need additional space
  12. coffee machine gets taken away
  13. HPV primary samples go missing within first 3 months
  14. Daddy Kaplan send out 3 emails about how much money UW makes
  15. 3 conversations about doing dishes
  16. Molly calls BS during meeting
  17. fire event
  18. annual raise pushed back again
  19. Senior on vacation during CAP inspection
  20. baby mice in Chris's drawer
  21. sharing computer with new hire
  22. lab is asked to take on BV CV/TV testing
  23. spending 1hr on meeting topic
  24. meeting lasts 30 mins
  25. Chartis determines lab is adequately staffed
  26. healthlink had unexpected downtime
  27. UW health merges with another hospital
  28. no meal for lab week
  29. new hire
  30. employee takes > 2 weeks of FMLA
  31. NS2000 doesnt get networked before May 2026
  32. water event
  33. meeting goes over by an hour
  34. Chris has a meltdown