Molly callsBS duringmeetingMollywalks outofmeeting3conversationsabout doingdishesbaby micein Chris'sdrawerUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalfreezerbreaksSenior onvacationduring CAPinspectionemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLAHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsspending1hr onmeetingtopicnewhiremeetinggoes overby anhourChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspacecobasissuesuntilMarchannualraisepushedback againrats/micein MolDx labrun out ofcritical testconsumablecoffeemachinegets takenawaysharingcomputerwith newhireDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakesChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedbreakwindow notdone untilmid summerlab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingmeetinglasts 30minsBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingfireeventsomeoneleavingthe labwatereventhealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimeNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026Chris hasameltdownpoweroutagemesses upanalyzersno mealfor labweekKeith goeson vacationduring CAPinspectionMolly callsBS duringmeetingMollywalks outofmeeting3conversationsabout doingdishesbaby micein Chris'sdrawerUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalfreezerbreaksSenior onvacationduring CAPinspectionemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLAHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsspending1hr onmeetingtopicnewhiremeetinggoes overby anhourChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspacecobasissuesuntilMarchannualraisepushedback againrats/micein MolDx labrun out ofcritical testconsumablecoffeemachinegets takenawaysharingcomputerwith newhireDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakesChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedbreakwindow notdone untilmid summerlab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingmeetinglasts 30minsBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingfireeventsomeoneleavingthe labwatereventhealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimeNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026Chris hasameltdownpoweroutagemesses upanalyzersno mealfor labweekKeith goeson vacationduring CAPinspection

2026 Mol Dx Dumpster Fire - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Molly calls BS during meeting
  2. Molly walks out of meeting
  3. 3 conversations about doing dishes
  4. baby mice in Chris's drawer
  5. UW health merges with another hospital
  6. freezer breaks
  7. Senior on vacation during CAP inspection
  8. employee takes > 2 weeks of FMLA
  9. HPV primary samples go missing within first 3 months
  10. spending 1hr on meeting topic
  11. new hire
  12. meeting goes over by an hour
  13. Chartis determines we dont need additional space
  14. cobas issues until March
  15. annual raise pushed back again
  16. rats/mice in Mol Dx lab
  17. run out of critical test consumable
  18. coffee machine gets taken away
  19. sharing computer with new hire
  20. Daddy Kaplan send out 3 emails about how much money UW makes
  21. Chartis determines lab is adequately staffed
  22. break window not done until mid summer
  23. lab is asked to take on BV CV/TV testing
  24. meeting lasts 30 mins
  25. Bill goes on 4 tangents during meeting
  26. fire event
  27. someone leaving the lab
  28. water event
  29. healthlink had unexpected downtime
  30. NS2000 doesnt get networked before May 2026
  31. Chris has a meltdown
  32. power outage messes up analyzers
  33. no meal for lab week
  34. Keith goes on vacation during CAP inspection