rats/micein MolDx labcobasissuesuntilMarchUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalfireeventhealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimesomeoneleavingthe labbreakwindow notdone untilmid summerChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedno mealfor labweek3conversationsabout doingdishesMollywalks outofmeetingpoweroutagemesses upanalyzersspending1hr onmeetingtopicKeith goeson vacationduring CAPinspectionNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026Daddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakessharingcomputerwith newhireSenior onvacationduring CAPinspectionnewhirerun out ofcritical testconsumablemeetinggoes overby anhourannualraisepushedback againChris hasameltdownwatereventbaby micein Chris'sdrawerfreezerbreaksBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingmeetinglasts 30minsemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLAHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspacecoffeemachinegets takenawayMolly callsBS duringmeetinglab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingrats/micein MolDx labcobasissuesuntilMarchUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalfireeventhealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimesomeoneleavingthe labbreakwindow notdone untilmid summerChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedno mealfor labweek3conversationsabout doingdishesMollywalks outofmeetingpoweroutagemesses upanalyzersspending1hr onmeetingtopicKeith goeson vacationduring CAPinspectionNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026Daddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakessharingcomputerwith newhireSenior onvacationduring CAPinspectionnewhirerun out ofcritical testconsumablemeetinggoes overby anhourannualraisepushedback againChris hasameltdownwatereventbaby micein Chris'sdrawerfreezerbreaksBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingmeetinglasts 30minsemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLAHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspacecoffeemachinegets takenawayMolly callsBS duringmeetinglab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtesting

2026 Mol Dx Dumpster Fire - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. rats/mice in Mol Dx lab
  2. cobas issues until March
  3. UW health merges with another hospital
  4. fire event
  5. healthlink had unexpected downtime
  6. someone leaving the lab
  7. break window not done until mid summer
  8. Chartis determines lab is adequately staffed
  9. no meal for lab week
  10. 3 conversations about doing dishes
  11. Molly walks out of meeting
  12. power outage messes up analyzers
  13. spending 1hr on meeting topic
  14. Keith goes on vacation during CAP inspection
  15. NS2000 doesnt get networked before May 2026
  16. Daddy Kaplan send out 3 emails about how much money UW makes
  17. sharing computer with new hire
  18. Senior on vacation during CAP inspection
  19. new hire
  20. run out of critical test consumable
  21. meeting goes over by an hour
  22. annual raise pushed back again
  23. Chris has a meltdown
  24. water event
  25. baby mice in Chris's drawer
  26. freezer breaks
  27. Bill goes on 4 tangents during meeting
  28. meeting lasts 30 mins
  29. employee takes > 2 weeks of FMLA
  30. HPV primary samples go missing within first 3 months
  31. Chartis determines we dont need additional space
  32. coffee machine gets taken away
  33. Molly calls BS during meeting
  34. lab is asked to take on BV CV/TV testing