rats/micein MolDx labHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingcobasissuesuntilMarchKeith goeson vacationduring CAPinspectionmeetinglasts 30minsbreakwindow notdone untilmid summerwatereventMollywalks outofmeetingbaby micein Chris'sdrawerUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalsomeoneleavingthe labfreezerbreakssharingcomputerwith newhirefireeventChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspaceno mealfor labweekpoweroutagemesses upanalyzersnewhireSenior onvacationduring CAPinspectionDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakesemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLAChris hasameltdownspending1hr onmeetingtopicNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026Molly callsBS duringmeetingcoffeemachinegets takenaway3conversationsabout doingdisheshealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimerun out ofcritical testconsumablemeetinggoes overby anhourannualraisepushedback againChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedlab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingrats/micein MolDx labHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingcobasissuesuntilMarchKeith goeson vacationduring CAPinspectionmeetinglasts 30minsbreakwindow notdone untilmid summerwatereventMollywalks outofmeetingbaby micein Chris'sdrawerUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalsomeoneleavingthe labfreezerbreakssharingcomputerwith newhirefireeventChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspaceno mealfor labweekpoweroutagemesses upanalyzersnewhireSenior onvacationduring CAPinspectionDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakesemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLAChris hasameltdownspending1hr onmeetingtopicNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026Molly callsBS duringmeetingcoffeemachinegets takenaway3conversationsabout doingdisheshealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimerun out ofcritical testconsumablemeetinggoes overby anhourannualraisepushedback againChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedlab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtesting

2026 Mol Dx Dumpster Fire - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. rats/mice in Mol Dx lab
  2. HPV primary samples go missing within first 3 months
  3. Bill goes on 4 tangents during meeting
  4. cobas issues until March
  5. Keith goes on vacation during CAP inspection
  6. meeting lasts 30 mins
  7. break window not done until mid summer
  8. water event
  9. Molly walks out of meeting
  10. baby mice in Chris's drawer
  11. UW health merges with another hospital
  12. someone leaving the lab
  13. freezer breaks
  14. sharing computer with new hire
  15. fire event
  16. Chartis determines we dont need additional space
  17. no meal for lab week
  18. power outage messes up analyzers
  19. new hire
  20. Senior on vacation during CAP inspection
  21. Daddy Kaplan send out 3 emails about how much money UW makes
  22. employee takes > 2 weeks of FMLA
  23. Chris has a meltdown
  24. spending 1hr on meeting topic
  25. NS2000 doesnt get networked before May 2026
  26. Molly calls BS during meeting
  27. coffee machine gets taken away
  28. 3 conversations about doing dishes
  29. healthlink had unexpected downtime
  30. run out of critical test consumable
  31. meeting goes over by an hour
  32. annual raise pushed back again
  33. Chartis determines lab is adequately staffed
  34. lab is asked to take on BV CV/TV testing