cobasissuesuntilMarchmeetinglasts 30minsno mealfor labweek3conversationsabout doingdishesNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026UW healthmerges withanotherhospitalSenior onvacationduring CAPinspectionwatereventnewhireChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedbaby micein Chris'sdrawerfreezerbreaksrats/micein MolDx labhealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimespending1hr onmeetingtopicrun out ofcritical testconsumableKeith goeson vacationduring CAPinspectionChris hasameltdownsharingcomputerwith newhireMollywalks outofmeetingpoweroutagemesses upanalyzersDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakessomeoneleavingthe labHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsannualraisepushedback againbreakwindow notdone untilmid summerChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspacefireeventemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLAcoffeemachinegets takenawayBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetinglab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingmeetinggoes overby anhourMolly callsBS duringmeetingcobasissuesuntilMarchmeetinglasts 30minsno mealfor labweek3conversationsabout doingdishesNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026UW healthmerges withanotherhospitalSenior onvacationduring CAPinspectionwatereventnewhireChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedbaby micein Chris'sdrawerfreezerbreaksrats/micein MolDx labhealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimespending1hr onmeetingtopicrun out ofcritical testconsumableKeith goeson vacationduring CAPinspectionChris hasameltdownsharingcomputerwith newhireMollywalks outofmeetingpoweroutagemesses upanalyzersDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakessomeoneleavingthe labHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsannualraisepushedback againbreakwindow notdone untilmid summerChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspacefireeventemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLAcoffeemachinegets takenawayBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetinglab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingmeetinggoes overby anhourMolly callsBS duringmeeting

2026 Mol Dx Dumpster Fire - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. cobas issues until March
  2. meeting lasts 30 mins
  3. no meal for lab week
  4. 3 conversations about doing dishes
  5. NS2000 doesnt get networked before May 2026
  6. UW health merges with another hospital
  7. Senior on vacation during CAP inspection
  8. water event
  9. new hire
  10. Chartis determines lab is adequately staffed
  11. baby mice in Chris's drawer
  12. freezer breaks
  13. rats/mice in Mol Dx lab
  14. healthlink had unexpected downtime
  15. spending 1hr on meeting topic
  16. run out of critical test consumable
  17. Keith goes on vacation during CAP inspection
  18. Chris has a meltdown
  19. sharing computer with new hire
  20. Molly walks out of meeting
  21. power outage messes up analyzers
  22. Daddy Kaplan send out 3 emails about how much money UW makes
  23. someone leaving the lab
  24. HPV primary samples go missing within first 3 months
  25. annual raise pushed back again
  26. break window not done until mid summer
  27. Chartis determines we dont need additional space
  28. fire event
  29. employee takes > 2 weeks of FMLA
  30. coffee machine gets taken away
  31. Bill goes on 4 tangents during meeting
  32. lab is asked to take on BV CV/TV testing
  33. meeting goes over by an hour
  34. Molly calls BS during meeting