annualraisepushedback againhealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimeBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingspending1hr onmeetingtopicrun out ofcritical testconsumableMolly callsBS duringmeetingfreezerbreaksbaby micein Chris'sdrawerSenior onvacationduring CAPinspectionsharingcomputerwith newhirenewhirebreakwindow notdone untilmid summerrats/micein MolDx labChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspaceKeith goeson vacationduring CAPinspectionHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsfireeventlab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLAChris hasameltdownDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakessomeoneleavingthe lab3conversationsabout doingdisheswatereventmeetinglasts 30minsno mealfor labweekUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalcoffeemachinegets takenawaymeetinggoes overby anhourpoweroutagemesses upanalyzersNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026cobasissuesuntilMarchMollywalks outofmeetingannualraisepushedback againhealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimeBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingspending1hr onmeetingtopicrun out ofcritical testconsumableMolly callsBS duringmeetingfreezerbreaksbaby micein Chris'sdrawerSenior onvacationduring CAPinspectionsharingcomputerwith newhirenewhirebreakwindow notdone untilmid summerrats/micein MolDx labChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspaceKeith goeson vacationduring CAPinspectionHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsfireeventlab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLAChris hasameltdownDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakessomeoneleavingthe lab3conversationsabout doingdisheswatereventmeetinglasts 30minsno mealfor labweekUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalcoffeemachinegets takenawaymeetinggoes overby anhourpoweroutagemesses upanalyzersNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026cobasissuesuntilMarchMollywalks outofmeeting

2026 Mol Dx Dumpster Fire - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. annual raise pushed back again
  2. healthlink had unexpected downtime
  3. Bill goes on 4 tangents during meeting
  4. spending 1hr on meeting topic
  5. run out of critical test consumable
  6. Molly calls BS during meeting
  7. freezer breaks
  8. baby mice in Chris's drawer
  9. Senior on vacation during CAP inspection
  10. sharing computer with new hire
  11. new hire
  12. break window not done until mid summer
  13. rats/mice in Mol Dx lab
  14. Chartis determines we dont need additional space
  15. Keith goes on vacation during CAP inspection
  16. HPV primary samples go missing within first 3 months
  17. fire event
  18. lab is asked to take on BV CV/TV testing
  19. Chartis determines lab is adequately staffed
  20. employee takes > 2 weeks of FMLA
  21. Chris has a meltdown
  22. Daddy Kaplan send out 3 emails about how much money UW makes
  23. someone leaving the lab
  24. 3 conversations about doing dishes
  25. water event
  26. meeting lasts 30 mins
  27. no meal for lab week
  28. UW health merges with another hospital
  29. coffee machine gets taken away
  30. meeting goes over by an hour
  31. power outage messes up analyzers
  32. NS2000 doesnt get networked before May 2026
  33. cobas issues until March
  34. Molly walks out of meeting