no mealfor labweekBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspaceemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLAUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalhealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimeChris hasameltdown3conversationsabout doingdishescoffeemachinegets takenawayKeith goeson vacationduring CAPinspectionmeetinggoes overby anhourspending1hr onmeetingtopicrats/micein MolDx labbaby micein Chris'sdrawerMolly callsBS duringmeetingfreezerbreaksMollywalks outofmeetingNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026breakwindow notdone untilmid summerHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthscobasissuesuntilMarchlab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingannualraisepushedback againsharingcomputerwith newhirefireeventsomeoneleavingthe labSenior onvacationduring CAPinspectionmeetinglasts 30minsChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedpoweroutagemesses upanalyzersrun out ofcritical testconsumableDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakeswatereventnewhireno mealfor labweekBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspaceemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLAUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalhealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimeChris hasameltdown3conversationsabout doingdishescoffeemachinegets takenawayKeith goeson vacationduring CAPinspectionmeetinggoes overby anhourspending1hr onmeetingtopicrats/micein MolDx labbaby micein Chris'sdrawerMolly callsBS duringmeetingfreezerbreaksMollywalks outofmeetingNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026breakwindow notdone untilmid summerHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthscobasissuesuntilMarchlab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingannualraisepushedback againsharingcomputerwith newhirefireeventsomeoneleavingthe labSenior onvacationduring CAPinspectionmeetinglasts 30minsChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedpoweroutagemesses upanalyzersrun out ofcritical testconsumableDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakeswatereventnewhire

2026 Mol Dx Dumpster Fire - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. no meal for lab week
  2. Bill goes on 4 tangents during meeting
  3. Chartis determines we dont need additional space
  4. employee takes > 2 weeks of FMLA
  5. UW health merges with another hospital
  6. healthlink had unexpected downtime
  7. Chris has a meltdown
  8. 3 conversations about doing dishes
  9. coffee machine gets taken away
  10. Keith goes on vacation during CAP inspection
  11. meeting goes over by an hour
  12. spending 1hr on meeting topic
  13. rats/mice in Mol Dx lab
  14. baby mice in Chris's drawer
  15. Molly calls BS during meeting
  16. freezer breaks
  17. Molly walks out of meeting
  18. NS2000 doesnt get networked before May 2026
  19. break window not done until mid summer
  20. HPV primary samples go missing within first 3 months
  21. cobas issues until March
  22. lab is asked to take on BV CV/TV testing
  23. annual raise pushed back again
  24. sharing computer with new hire
  25. fire event
  26. someone leaving the lab
  27. Senior on vacation during CAP inspection
  28. meeting lasts 30 mins
  29. Chartis determines lab is adequately staffed
  30. power outage messes up analyzers
  31. run out of critical test consumable
  32. Daddy Kaplan send out 3 emails about how much money UW makes
  33. water event
  34. new hire