freezerbreaksChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalsharingcomputerwith newhiremeetinggoes overby anhourrats/micein MolDx labfireeventSenior onvacationduring CAPinspectioncobasissuesuntilMarchno mealfor labweekspending1hr onmeetingtopicannualraisepushedback againhealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimesomeoneleavingthe labrun out ofcritical testconsumablepoweroutagemesses upanalyzersmeetinglasts 30minsDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakesMollywalks outofmeetingMolly callsBS duringmeetingwatereventnewhireKeith goeson vacationduring CAPinspectionBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingChris hasameltdown3conversationsabout doingdishesChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspaceHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsbreakwindow notdone untilmid summerlab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLANS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026baby micein Chris'sdrawercoffeemachinegets takenawayfreezerbreaksChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalsharingcomputerwith newhiremeetinggoes overby anhourrats/micein MolDx labfireeventSenior onvacationduring CAPinspectioncobasissuesuntilMarchno mealfor labweekspending1hr onmeetingtopicannualraisepushedback againhealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimesomeoneleavingthe labrun out ofcritical testconsumablepoweroutagemesses upanalyzersmeetinglasts 30minsDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakesMollywalks outofmeetingMolly callsBS duringmeetingwatereventnewhireKeith goeson vacationduring CAPinspectionBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingChris hasameltdown3conversationsabout doingdishesChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspaceHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsbreakwindow notdone untilmid summerlab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLANS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026baby micein Chris'sdrawercoffeemachinegets takenaway

2026 Mol Dx Dumpster Fire - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. freezer breaks
  2. Chartis determines lab is adequately staffed
  3. UW health merges with another hospital
  4. sharing computer with new hire
  5. meeting goes over by an hour
  6. rats/mice in Mol Dx lab
  7. fire event
  8. Senior on vacation during CAP inspection
  9. cobas issues until March
  10. no meal for lab week
  11. spending 1hr on meeting topic
  12. annual raise pushed back again
  13. healthlink had unexpected downtime
  14. someone leaving the lab
  15. run out of critical test consumable
  16. power outage messes up analyzers
  17. meeting lasts 30 mins
  18. Daddy Kaplan send out 3 emails about how much money UW makes
  19. Molly walks out of meeting
  20. Molly calls BS during meeting
  21. water event
  22. new hire
  23. Keith goes on vacation during CAP inspection
  24. Bill goes on 4 tangents during meeting
  25. Chris has a meltdown
  26. 3 conversations about doing dishes
  27. Chartis determines we dont need additional space
  28. HPV primary samples go missing within first 3 months
  29. break window not done until mid summer
  30. lab is asked to take on BV CV/TV testing
  31. employee takes > 2 weeks of FMLA
  32. NS2000 doesnt get networked before May 2026
  33. baby mice in Chris's drawer
  34. coffee machine gets taken away