breakwindow notdone untilmid summerannualraisepushedback again3conversationsabout doingdishesspending1hr onmeetingtopicMolly callsBS duringmeetingmeetinggoes overby anhournewhireChris hasameltdownfreezerbreaksemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLArun out ofcritical testconsumablebaby micein Chris'sdrawerpoweroutagemesses upanalyzersNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026UW healthmerges withanotherhospitalno mealfor labweekfireeventsharingcomputerwith newhiremeetinglasts 30minsKeith goeson vacationduring CAPinspectionsomeoneleavingthe labSenior onvacationduring CAPinspectionhealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimeDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakesHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedlab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingcobasissuesuntilMarchrats/micein MolDx labChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspaceBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingcoffeemachinegets takenawayMollywalks outofmeetingwatereventbreakwindow notdone untilmid summerannualraisepushedback again3conversationsabout doingdishesspending1hr onmeetingtopicMolly callsBS duringmeetingmeetinggoes overby anhournewhireChris hasameltdownfreezerbreaksemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLArun out ofcritical testconsumablebaby micein Chris'sdrawerpoweroutagemesses upanalyzersNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026UW healthmerges withanotherhospitalno mealfor labweekfireeventsharingcomputerwith newhiremeetinglasts 30minsKeith goeson vacationduring CAPinspectionsomeoneleavingthe labSenior onvacationduring CAPinspectionhealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimeDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakesHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedlab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingcobasissuesuntilMarchrats/micein MolDx labChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspaceBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingcoffeemachinegets takenawayMollywalks outofmeetingwaterevent

2026 Mol Dx Dumpster Fire - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. break window not done until mid summer
  2. annual raise pushed back again
  3. 3 conversations about doing dishes
  4. spending 1hr on meeting topic
  5. Molly calls BS during meeting
  6. meeting goes over by an hour
  7. new hire
  8. Chris has a meltdown
  9. freezer breaks
  10. employee takes > 2 weeks of FMLA
  11. run out of critical test consumable
  12. baby mice in Chris's drawer
  13. power outage messes up analyzers
  14. NS2000 doesnt get networked before May 2026
  15. UW health merges with another hospital
  16. no meal for lab week
  17. fire event
  18. sharing computer with new hire
  19. meeting lasts 30 mins
  20. Keith goes on vacation during CAP inspection
  21. someone leaving the lab
  22. Senior on vacation during CAP inspection
  23. healthlink had unexpected downtime
  24. Daddy Kaplan send out 3 emails about how much money UW makes
  25. HPV primary samples go missing within first 3 months
  26. Chartis determines lab is adequately staffed
  27. lab is asked to take on BV CV/TV testing
  28. cobas issues until March
  29. rats/mice in Mol Dx lab
  30. Chartis determines we dont need additional space
  31. Bill goes on 4 tangents during meeting
  32. coffee machine gets taken away
  33. Molly walks out of meeting
  34. water event