Senior onvacationduring CAPinspectionBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingrats/micein MolDx labMolly callsBS duringmeetingnewhireDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakesrun out ofcritical testconsumableChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspacecoffeemachinegets takenawaypoweroutagemesses upanalyzersbreakwindow notdone untilmid summerlab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingno mealfor labweekKeith goeson vacationduring CAPinspectionmeetinggoes overby anhourhealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimewatereventemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLAannualraisepushedback againmeetinglasts 30minsUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalfireeventChris hasameltdowncobasissuesuntilMarchsharingcomputerwith newhirefreezerbreaksHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsbaby micein Chris'sdrawer3conversationsabout doingdishesspending1hr onmeetingtopicNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026Mollywalks outofmeetingChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedsomeoneleavingthe labSenior onvacationduring CAPinspectionBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingrats/micein MolDx labMolly callsBS duringmeetingnewhireDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakesrun out ofcritical testconsumableChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspacecoffeemachinegets takenawaypoweroutagemesses upanalyzersbreakwindow notdone untilmid summerlab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingno mealfor labweekKeith goeson vacationduring CAPinspectionmeetinggoes overby anhourhealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimewatereventemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLAannualraisepushedback againmeetinglasts 30minsUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalfireeventChris hasameltdowncobasissuesuntilMarchsharingcomputerwith newhirefreezerbreaksHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsbaby micein Chris'sdrawer3conversationsabout doingdishesspending1hr onmeetingtopicNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026Mollywalks outofmeetingChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedsomeoneleavingthe lab

2026 Mol Dx Dumpster Fire - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Senior on vacation during CAP inspection
  2. Bill goes on 4 tangents during meeting
  3. rats/mice in Mol Dx lab
  4. Molly calls BS during meeting
  5. new hire
  6. Daddy Kaplan send out 3 emails about how much money UW makes
  7. run out of critical test consumable
  8. Chartis determines we dont need additional space
  9. coffee machine gets taken away
  10. power outage messes up analyzers
  11. break window not done until mid summer
  12. lab is asked to take on BV CV/TV testing
  13. no meal for lab week
  14. Keith goes on vacation during CAP inspection
  15. meeting goes over by an hour
  16. healthlink had unexpected downtime
  17. water event
  18. employee takes > 2 weeks of FMLA
  19. annual raise pushed back again
  20. meeting lasts 30 mins
  21. UW health merges with another hospital
  22. fire event
  23. Chris has a meltdown
  24. cobas issues until March
  25. sharing computer with new hire
  26. freezer breaks
  27. HPV primary samples go missing within first 3 months
  28. baby mice in Chris's drawer
  29. 3 conversations about doing dishes
  30. spending 1hr on meeting topic
  31. NS2000 doesnt get networked before May 2026
  32. Molly walks out of meeting
  33. Chartis determines lab is adequately staffed
  34. someone leaving the lab