NS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026UW healthmerges withanotherhospitalnewhireMollywalks outofmeetingsharingcomputerwith newhireemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLApoweroutagemesses upanalyzersBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeeting3conversationsabout doingdishesmeetinggoes overby anhourrun out ofcritical testconsumableno mealfor labweekbreakwindow notdone untilmid summerHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsbaby micein Chris'sdrawerKeith goeson vacationduring CAPinspectionspending1hr onmeetingtopicDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakesChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedrats/micein MolDx labChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspacecobasissuesuntilMarchfireeventsomeoneleavingthe lablab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingSenior onvacationduring CAPinspectionfreezerbreaksmeetinglasts 30minsMolly callsBS duringmeetingannualraisepushedback againhealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimeChris hasameltdownwatereventcoffeemachinegets takenawayNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026UW healthmerges withanotherhospitalnewhireMollywalks outofmeetingsharingcomputerwith newhireemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLApoweroutagemesses upanalyzersBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeeting3conversationsabout doingdishesmeetinggoes overby anhourrun out ofcritical testconsumableno mealfor labweekbreakwindow notdone untilmid summerHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsbaby micein Chris'sdrawerKeith goeson vacationduring CAPinspectionspending1hr onmeetingtopicDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakesChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedrats/micein MolDx labChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspacecobasissuesuntilMarchfireeventsomeoneleavingthe lablab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingSenior onvacationduring CAPinspectionfreezerbreaksmeetinglasts 30minsMolly callsBS duringmeetingannualraisepushedback againhealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimeChris hasameltdownwatereventcoffeemachinegets takenaway

2026 Mol Dx Dumpster Fire - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. NS2000 doesnt get networked before May 2026
  2. UW health merges with another hospital
  3. new hire
  4. Molly walks out of meeting
  5. sharing computer with new hire
  6. employee takes > 2 weeks of FMLA
  7. power outage messes up analyzers
  8. Bill goes on 4 tangents during meeting
  9. 3 conversations about doing dishes
  10. meeting goes over by an hour
  11. run out of critical test consumable
  12. no meal for lab week
  13. break window not done until mid summer
  14. HPV primary samples go missing within first 3 months
  15. baby mice in Chris's drawer
  16. Keith goes on vacation during CAP inspection
  17. spending 1hr on meeting topic
  18. Daddy Kaplan send out 3 emails about how much money UW makes
  19. Chartis determines lab is adequately staffed
  20. rats/mice in Mol Dx lab
  21. Chartis determines we dont need additional space
  22. cobas issues until March
  23. fire event
  24. someone leaving the lab
  25. lab is asked to take on BV CV/TV testing
  26. Senior on vacation during CAP inspection
  27. freezer breaks
  28. meeting lasts 30 mins
  29. Molly calls BS during meeting
  30. annual raise pushed back again
  31. healthlink had unexpected downtime
  32. Chris has a meltdown
  33. water event
  34. coffee machine gets taken away