Daddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakesHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspaceemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLAno mealfor labweekMollywalks outofmeetingmeetinglasts 30minsBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetinghealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimecobasissuesuntilMarchmeetinggoes overby anhourMolly callsBS duringmeetingChris hasameltdownKeith goeson vacationduring CAPinspectionpoweroutagemesses upanalyzersnewhireUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026freezerbreaksrats/micein MolDx lab3conversationsabout doingdisheslab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedsomeoneleavingthe lab Daddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakesHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspaceemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLAno mealfor labweekMollywalks outofmeetingmeetinglasts 30minsBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetinghealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimecobasissuesuntilMarchmeetinggoes overby anhourMolly callsBS duringmeetingChris hasameltdownKeith goeson vacationduring CAPinspectionpoweroutagemesses upanalyzersnewhireUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026freezerbreaksrats/micein MolDx lab3conversationsabout doingdisheslab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedsomeoneleavingthe lab 

2026 Mol Dx Dumpster Fire - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Daddy Kaplan send out 3 emails about how much money UW makes
  2. HPV primary samples go missing within first 3 months
  3. Chartis determines we dont need additional space
  4. employee takes > 2 weeks of FMLA
  5. no meal for lab week
  6. Molly walks out of meeting
  7. meeting lasts 30 mins
  8. Bill goes on 4 tangents during meeting
  9. healthlink had unexpected downtime
  10. cobas issues until March
  11. meeting goes over by an hour
  12. Molly calls BS during meeting
  13. Chris has a meltdown
  14. Keith goes on vacation during CAP inspection
  15. power outage messes up analyzers
  16. new hire
  17. UW health merges with another hospital
  18. NS2000 doesnt get networked before May 2026
  19. freezer breaks
  20. rats/mice in Mol Dx lab
  21. 3 conversations about doing dishes
  22. lab is asked to take on BV CV/TV testing
  23. Chartis determines lab is adequately staffed
  24. someone leaving the lab