Mollywalks outofmeetingmeetinglasts 30minsmeetinggoes overby anhourpoweroutagemesses upanalyzershealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimeBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingfreezerbreaksHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakesKeith goeson vacationduring CAPinspectionrats/micein MolDx labsomeoneleavingthe lab newhirelab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtesting3conversationsabout doingdishesNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026UW healthmerges withanotherhospitalMolly callsBS duringmeetingChris hasameltdowncobasissuesuntilMarchChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspaceno mealfor labweekemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLAMollywalks outofmeetingmeetinglasts 30minsmeetinggoes overby anhourpoweroutagemesses upanalyzershealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimeBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingfreezerbreaksHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakesKeith goeson vacationduring CAPinspectionrats/micein MolDx labsomeoneleavingthe lab newhirelab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtesting3conversationsabout doingdishesNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026UW healthmerges withanotherhospitalMolly callsBS duringmeetingChris hasameltdowncobasissuesuntilMarchChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspaceno mealfor labweekemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLA

2026 Mol Dx Dumpster Fire - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Molly walks out of meeting
  2. meeting lasts 30 mins
  3. meeting goes over by an hour
  4. power outage messes up analyzers
  5. healthlink had unexpected downtime
  6. Bill goes on 4 tangents during meeting
  7. freezer breaks
  8. HPV primary samples go missing within first 3 months
  9. Chartis determines lab is adequately staffed
  10. Daddy Kaplan send out 3 emails about how much money UW makes
  11. Keith goes on vacation during CAP inspection
  12. rats/mice in Mol Dx lab
  13. someone leaving the lab
  14. new hire
  15. lab is asked to take on BV CV/TV testing
  16. 3 conversations about doing dishes
  17. NS2000 doesnt get networked before May 2026
  18. UW health merges with another hospital
  19. Molly calls BS during meeting
  20. Chris has a meltdown
  21. cobas issues until March
  22. Chartis determines we dont need additional space
  23. no meal for lab week
  24. employee takes > 2 weeks of FMLA