Chris hasameltdown3conversationsabout doingdishesemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLAmeetinglasts 30minsnewhiresomeoneleavingthe lab poweroutagemesses upanalyzersmeetinggoes overby anhourMollywalks outofmeetingno mealfor labweekKeith goeson vacationduring CAPinspectionNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026healthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimeChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspaceBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakesrats/micein MolDx labcobasissuesuntilMarchChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedlab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsMolly callsBS duringmeetingfreezerbreaksChris hasameltdown3conversationsabout doingdishesemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLAmeetinglasts 30minsnewhiresomeoneleavingthe lab poweroutagemesses upanalyzersmeetinggoes overby anhourMollywalks outofmeetingno mealfor labweekKeith goeson vacationduring CAPinspectionNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026healthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimeChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspaceBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakesrats/micein MolDx labcobasissuesuntilMarchChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedlab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsMolly callsBS duringmeetingfreezerbreaks

2026 Mol Dx Dumpster Fire - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Chris has a meltdown
  2. 3 conversations about doing dishes
  3. employee takes > 2 weeks of FMLA
  4. meeting lasts 30 mins
  5. new hire
  6. someone leaving the lab
  7. power outage messes up analyzers
  8. meeting goes over by an hour
  9. Molly walks out of meeting
  10. no meal for lab week
  11. Keith goes on vacation during CAP inspection
  12. NS2000 doesnt get networked before May 2026
  13. healthlink had unexpected downtime
  14. Chartis determines we dont need additional space
  15. Bill goes on 4 tangents during meeting
  16. UW health merges with another hospital
  17. Daddy Kaplan send out 3 emails about how much money UW makes
  18. rats/mice in Mol Dx lab
  19. cobas issues until March
  20. Chartis determines lab is adequately staffed
  21. lab is asked to take on BV CV/TV testing
  22. HPV primary samples go missing within first 3 months
  23. Molly calls BS during meeting
  24. freezer breaks