UW healthmerges withanotherhospitalsomeoneleavingthe lab lab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingMollywalks outofmeetingChris hasameltdownemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLAmeetinggoes overby anhourNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026newhireno mealfor labweekcobasissuesuntilMarchpoweroutagemesses upanalyzersKeith goeson vacationduring CAPinspectionmeetinglasts 30mins3conversationsabout doingdishesrats/micein MolDx labChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspaceDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakesfreezerbreakshealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimeMolly callsBS duringmeetingHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalsomeoneleavingthe lab lab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingMollywalks outofmeetingChris hasameltdownemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLAmeetinggoes overby anhourNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026newhireno mealfor labweekcobasissuesuntilMarchpoweroutagemesses upanalyzersKeith goeson vacationduring CAPinspectionmeetinglasts 30mins3conversationsabout doingdishesrats/micein MolDx labChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspaceDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakesfreezerbreakshealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimeMolly callsBS duringmeetingHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffed

2026 Mol Dx Dumpster Fire - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. UW health merges with another hospital
  2. someone leaving the lab
  3. lab is asked to take on BV CV/TV testing
  4. Molly walks out of meeting
  5. Chris has a meltdown
  6. employee takes > 2 weeks of FMLA
  7. meeting goes over by an hour
  8. NS2000 doesnt get networked before May 2026
  9. new hire
  10. no meal for lab week
  11. cobas issues until March
  12. power outage messes up analyzers
  13. Keith goes on vacation during CAP inspection
  14. meeting lasts 30 mins
  15. 3 conversations about doing dishes
  16. rats/mice in Mol Dx lab
  17. Chartis determines we dont need additional space
  18. Daddy Kaplan send out 3 emails about how much money UW makes
  19. freezer breaks
  20. healthlink had unexpected downtime
  21. Molly calls BS during meeting
  22. HPV primary samples go missing within first 3 months
  23. Bill goes on 4 tangents during meeting
  24. Chartis determines lab is adequately staffed