Bill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingMolly callsBS duringmeetingnewhireHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthslab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakesChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedsomeoneleavingthe lab Chris hasameltdownNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026poweroutagemesses upanalyzersKeith goeson vacationduring CAPinspectionmeetinglasts 30minsno mealfor labweekemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLArats/micein MolDx lab3conversationsabout doingdishescobasissuesuntilMarchChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspacemeetinggoes overby anhourhealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimeUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalMollywalks outofmeetingfreezerbreaksBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingMolly callsBS duringmeetingnewhireHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthslab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakesChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedsomeoneleavingthe lab Chris hasameltdownNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026poweroutagemesses upanalyzersKeith goeson vacationduring CAPinspectionmeetinglasts 30minsno mealfor labweekemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLArats/micein MolDx lab3conversationsabout doingdishescobasissuesuntilMarchChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspacemeetinggoes overby anhourhealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimeUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalMollywalks outofmeetingfreezerbreaks

2026 Mol Dx Dumpster Fire - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Bill goes on 4 tangents during meeting
  2. Molly calls BS during meeting
  3. new hire
  4. HPV primary samples go missing within first 3 months
  5. lab is asked to take on BV CV/TV testing
  6. Daddy Kaplan send out 3 emails about how much money UW makes
  7. Chartis determines lab is adequately staffed
  8. someone leaving the lab
  9. Chris has a meltdown
  10. NS2000 doesnt get networked before May 2026
  11. power outage messes up analyzers
  12. Keith goes on vacation during CAP inspection
  13. meeting lasts 30 mins
  14. no meal for lab week
  15. employee takes > 2 weeks of FMLA
  16. rats/mice in Mol Dx lab
  17. 3 conversations about doing dishes
  18. cobas issues until March
  19. Chartis determines we dont need additional space
  20. meeting goes over by an hour
  21. healthlink had unexpected downtime
  22. UW health merges with another hospital
  23. Molly walks out of meeting
  24. freezer breaks