UW healthmerges withanotherhospitalfreezerbreaksnewhiremeetinglasts 30minsChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffed3conversationsabout doingdishesKeith goeson vacationduring CAPinspectionChris hasameltdownsomeoneleavingthe lab Chartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspaceMollywalks outofmeetinghealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimeBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingno mealfor labweekcobasissuesuntilMarchmeetinggoes overby anhourMolly callsBS duringmeetinglab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingpoweroutagemesses upanalyzersHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026Daddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakesemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLArats/micein MolDx labUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalfreezerbreaksnewhiremeetinglasts 30minsChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffed3conversationsabout doingdishesKeith goeson vacationduring CAPinspectionChris hasameltdownsomeoneleavingthe lab Chartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspaceMollywalks outofmeetinghealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimeBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingno mealfor labweekcobasissuesuntilMarchmeetinggoes overby anhourMolly callsBS duringmeetinglab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingpoweroutagemesses upanalyzersHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026Daddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakesemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLArats/micein MolDx lab

2026 Mol Dx Dumpster Fire - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. UW health merges with another hospital
  2. freezer breaks
  3. new hire
  4. meeting lasts 30 mins
  5. Chartis determines lab is adequately staffed
  6. 3 conversations about doing dishes
  7. Keith goes on vacation during CAP inspection
  8. Chris has a meltdown
  9. someone leaving the lab
  10. Chartis determines we dont need additional space
  11. Molly walks out of meeting
  12. healthlink had unexpected downtime
  13. Bill goes on 4 tangents during meeting
  14. no meal for lab week
  15. cobas issues until March
  16. meeting goes over by an hour
  17. Molly calls BS during meeting
  18. lab is asked to take on BV CV/TV testing
  19. power outage messes up analyzers
  20. HPV primary samples go missing within first 3 months
  21. NS2000 doesnt get networked before May 2026
  22. Daddy Kaplan send out 3 emails about how much money UW makes
  23. employee takes > 2 weeks of FMLA
  24. rats/mice in Mol Dx lab