rats/micein MolDx labDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakesChris hasameltdownemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLAnewhireMolly callsBS duringmeetingHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsKeith goeson vacationduring CAPinspectionmeetinglasts 30minsfreezerbreakslab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalpoweroutagemesses upanalyzershealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimemeetinggoes overby anhoursomeoneleavingthe lab Bill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspaceChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedcobasissuesuntilMarchno mealfor labweekNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May20263conversationsabout doingdishesMollywalks outofmeetingrats/micein MolDx labDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakesChris hasameltdownemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLAnewhireMolly callsBS duringmeetingHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsKeith goeson vacationduring CAPinspectionmeetinglasts 30minsfreezerbreakslab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalpoweroutagemesses upanalyzershealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimemeetinggoes overby anhoursomeoneleavingthe lab Bill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspaceChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedcobasissuesuntilMarchno mealfor labweekNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May20263conversationsabout doingdishesMollywalks outofmeeting

2026 Mol Dx Dumpster Fire - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. rats/mice in Mol Dx lab
  2. Daddy Kaplan send out 3 emails about how much money UW makes
  3. Chris has a meltdown
  4. employee takes > 2 weeks of FMLA
  5. new hire
  6. Molly calls BS during meeting
  7. HPV primary samples go missing within first 3 months
  8. Keith goes on vacation during CAP inspection
  9. meeting lasts 30 mins
  10. freezer breaks
  11. lab is asked to take on BV CV/TV testing
  12. UW health merges with another hospital
  13. power outage messes up analyzers
  14. healthlink had unexpected downtime
  15. meeting goes over by an hour
  16. someone leaving the lab
  17. Bill goes on 4 tangents during meeting
  18. Chartis determines we dont need additional space
  19. Chartis determines lab is adequately staffed
  20. cobas issues until March
  21. no meal for lab week
  22. NS2000 doesnt get networked before May 2026
  23. 3 conversations about doing dishes
  24. Molly walks out of meeting