3conversationsabout doingdishesHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsno mealfor labweekNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026rats/micein MolDx labpoweroutagemesses upanalyzersBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingfreezerbreaksMollywalks outofmeetingmeetinggoes overby anhourmeetinglasts 30minshealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimesomeoneleavingthe lab Chartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedcobasissuesuntilMarchChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspaceMolly callsBS duringmeetingemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLADaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakesUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalKeith goeson vacationduring CAPinspectionlab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingnewhireChris hasameltdown3conversationsabout doingdishesHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsno mealfor labweekNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026rats/micein MolDx labpoweroutagemesses upanalyzersBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingfreezerbreaksMollywalks outofmeetingmeetinggoes overby anhourmeetinglasts 30minshealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimesomeoneleavingthe lab Chartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedcobasissuesuntilMarchChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspaceMolly callsBS duringmeetingemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLADaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakesUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalKeith goeson vacationduring CAPinspectionlab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingnewhireChris hasameltdown

2026 Mol Dx Dumpster Fire - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. 3 conversations about doing dishes
  2. HPV primary samples go missing within first 3 months
  3. no meal for lab week
  4. NS2000 doesnt get networked before May 2026
  5. rats/mice in Mol Dx lab
  6. power outage messes up analyzers
  7. Bill goes on 4 tangents during meeting
  8. freezer breaks
  9. Molly walks out of meeting
  10. meeting goes over by an hour
  11. meeting lasts 30 mins
  12. healthlink had unexpected downtime
  13. someone leaving the lab
  14. Chartis determines lab is adequately staffed
  15. cobas issues until March
  16. Chartis determines we dont need additional space
  17. Molly calls BS during meeting
  18. employee takes > 2 weeks of FMLA
  19. Daddy Kaplan send out 3 emails about how much money UW makes
  20. UW health merges with another hospital
  21. Keith goes on vacation during CAP inspection
  22. lab is asked to take on BV CV/TV testing
  23. new hire
  24. Chris has a meltdown