meetinggoes overby anhour3conversationsabout doingdishesKeith goeson vacationduring CAPinspectionemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLANS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026someoneleavingthe lab Chris hasameltdownrats/micein MolDx lablab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakesBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspacefreezerbreaksChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedno mealfor labweekpoweroutagemesses upanalyzersnewhiremeetinglasts 30minscobasissuesuntilMarchMolly callsBS duringmeetingUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthshealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimeMollywalks outofmeetingmeetinggoes overby anhour3conversationsabout doingdishesKeith goeson vacationduring CAPinspectionemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLANS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026someoneleavingthe lab Chris hasameltdownrats/micein MolDx lablab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakesBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspacefreezerbreaksChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedno mealfor labweekpoweroutagemesses upanalyzersnewhiremeetinglasts 30minscobasissuesuntilMarchMolly callsBS duringmeetingUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthshealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimeMollywalks outofmeeting

2026 Mol Dx Dumpster Fire - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. meeting goes over by an hour
  2. 3 conversations about doing dishes
  3. Keith goes on vacation during CAP inspection
  4. employee takes > 2 weeks of FMLA
  5. NS2000 doesnt get networked before May 2026
  6. someone leaving the lab
  7. Chris has a meltdown
  8. rats/mice in Mol Dx lab
  9. lab is asked to take on BV CV/TV testing
  10. Daddy Kaplan send out 3 emails about how much money UW makes
  11. Bill goes on 4 tangents during meeting
  12. Chartis determines we dont need additional space
  13. freezer breaks
  14. Chartis determines lab is adequately staffed
  15. no meal for lab week
  16. power outage messes up analyzers
  17. new hire
  18. meeting lasts 30 mins
  19. cobas issues until March
  20. Molly calls BS during meeting
  21. UW health merges with another hospital
  22. HPV primary samples go missing within first 3 months
  23. healthlink had unexpected downtime
  24. Molly walks out of meeting