NS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026Chris hasameltdownMollywalks outofmeetinglab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingsomeoneleavingthe lab poweroutagemesses upanalyzersDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakesno mealfor labweekBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeeting3conversationsabout doingdishesMolly callsBS duringmeetingrats/micein MolDx labKeith goeson vacationduring CAPinspectionmeetinglasts 30minsChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspacemeetinggoes overby anhournewhireHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedhealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimeemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLAcobasissuesuntilMarchUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalfreezerbreaksNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026Chris hasameltdownMollywalks outofmeetinglab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingsomeoneleavingthe lab poweroutagemesses upanalyzersDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakesno mealfor labweekBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeeting3conversationsabout doingdishesMolly callsBS duringmeetingrats/micein MolDx labKeith goeson vacationduring CAPinspectionmeetinglasts 30minsChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspacemeetinggoes overby anhournewhireHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedhealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimeemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLAcobasissuesuntilMarchUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalfreezerbreaks

2026 Mol Dx Dumpster Fire - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. NS2000 doesnt get networked before May 2026
  2. Chris has a meltdown
  3. Molly walks out of meeting
  4. lab is asked to take on BV CV/TV testing
  5. someone leaving the lab
  6. power outage messes up analyzers
  7. Daddy Kaplan send out 3 emails about how much money UW makes
  8. no meal for lab week
  9. Bill goes on 4 tangents during meeting
  10. 3 conversations about doing dishes
  11. Molly calls BS during meeting
  12. rats/mice in Mol Dx lab
  13. Keith goes on vacation during CAP inspection
  14. meeting lasts 30 mins
  15. Chartis determines we dont need additional space
  16. meeting goes over by an hour
  17. new hire
  18. HPV primary samples go missing within first 3 months
  19. Chartis determines lab is adequately staffed
  20. healthlink had unexpected downtime
  21. employee takes > 2 weeks of FMLA
  22. cobas issues until March
  23. UW health merges with another hospital
  24. freezer breaks