UW healthmerges withanotherhospitalHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026freezerbreaksDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakes3conversationsabout doingdishesChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspacemeetinggoes overby anhourcobasissuesuntilMarchMolly callsBS duringmeetingMollywalks outofmeetingBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLAmeetinglasts 30minsChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedhealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimesomeoneleavingthe lab lab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingpoweroutagemesses upanalyzersno mealfor labweekrats/micein MolDx labnewhireKeith goeson vacationduring CAPinspectionChris hasameltdownUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026freezerbreaksDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakes3conversationsabout doingdishesChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspacemeetinggoes overby anhourcobasissuesuntilMarchMolly callsBS duringmeetingMollywalks outofmeetingBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLAmeetinglasts 30minsChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedhealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimesomeoneleavingthe lab lab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingpoweroutagemesses upanalyzersno mealfor labweekrats/micein MolDx labnewhireKeith goeson vacationduring CAPinspectionChris hasameltdown

2026 Mol Dx Dumpster Fire - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. UW health merges with another hospital
  2. HPV primary samples go missing within first 3 months
  3. NS2000 doesnt get networked before May 2026
  4. freezer breaks
  5. Daddy Kaplan send out 3 emails about how much money UW makes
  6. 3 conversations about doing dishes
  7. Chartis determines we dont need additional space
  8. meeting goes over by an hour
  9. cobas issues until March
  10. Molly calls BS during meeting
  11. Molly walks out of meeting
  12. Bill goes on 4 tangents during meeting
  13. employee takes > 2 weeks of FMLA
  14. meeting lasts 30 mins
  15. Chartis determines lab is adequately staffed
  16. healthlink had unexpected downtime
  17. someone leaving the lab
  18. lab is asked to take on BV CV/TV testing
  19. power outage messes up analyzers
  20. no meal for lab week
  21. rats/mice in Mol Dx lab
  22. new hire
  23. Keith goes on vacation during CAP inspection
  24. Chris has a meltdown