newhirehealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimecobasissuesuntilMarchpoweroutagemesses upanalyzersChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakes3conversationsabout doingdishesemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLAKeith goeson vacationduring CAPinspectionmeetinggoes overby anhourlab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsChris hasameltdownBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026rats/micein MolDx labno mealfor labweekMolly callsBS duringmeetingmeetinglasts 30minsChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspacesomeoneleavingthe lab Mollywalks outofmeetingfreezerbreaksnewhirehealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimecobasissuesuntilMarchpoweroutagemesses upanalyzersChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakes3conversationsabout doingdishesemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLAKeith goeson vacationduring CAPinspectionmeetinggoes overby anhourlab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsChris hasameltdownBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026rats/micein MolDx labno mealfor labweekMolly callsBS duringmeetingmeetinglasts 30minsChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspacesomeoneleavingthe lab Mollywalks outofmeetingfreezerbreaks

2026 Mol Dx Dumpster Fire - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. new hire
  2. healthlink had unexpected downtime
  3. cobas issues until March
  4. power outage messes up analyzers
  5. Chartis determines lab is adequately staffed
  6. UW health merges with another hospital
  7. Daddy Kaplan send out 3 emails about how much money UW makes
  8. 3 conversations about doing dishes
  9. employee takes > 2 weeks of FMLA
  10. Keith goes on vacation during CAP inspection
  11. meeting goes over by an hour
  12. lab is asked to take on BV CV/TV testing
  13. HPV primary samples go missing within first 3 months
  14. Chris has a meltdown
  15. Bill goes on 4 tangents during meeting
  16. NS2000 doesnt get networked before May 2026
  17. rats/mice in Mol Dx lab
  18. no meal for lab week
  19. Molly calls BS during meeting
  20. meeting lasts 30 mins
  21. Chartis determines we dont need additional space
  22. someone leaving the lab
  23. Molly walks out of meeting
  24. freezer breaks