Mollywalks outofmeetingUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLAKeith goeson vacationduring CAPinspectionno mealfor labweekMolly callsBS duringmeetingChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspaceHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthslab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingmeetinglasts 30minsBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingsomeoneleavingthe lab 3conversationsabout doingdishesChris hasameltdownpoweroutagemesses upanalyzersChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffednewhireNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026Daddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakesfreezerbreaksrats/micein MolDx labcobasissuesuntilMarchhealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimemeetinggoes overby anhourMollywalks outofmeetingUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLAKeith goeson vacationduring CAPinspectionno mealfor labweekMolly callsBS duringmeetingChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspaceHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthslab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingmeetinglasts 30minsBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingsomeoneleavingthe lab 3conversationsabout doingdishesChris hasameltdownpoweroutagemesses upanalyzersChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffednewhireNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026Daddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakesfreezerbreaksrats/micein MolDx labcobasissuesuntilMarchhealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimemeetinggoes overby anhour

2026 Mol Dx Dumpster Fire - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Molly walks out of meeting
  2. UW health merges with another hospital
  3. employee takes > 2 weeks of FMLA
  4. Keith goes on vacation during CAP inspection
  5. no meal for lab week
  6. Molly calls BS during meeting
  7. Chartis determines we dont need additional space
  8. HPV primary samples go missing within first 3 months
  9. lab is asked to take on BV CV/TV testing
  10. meeting lasts 30 mins
  11. Bill goes on 4 tangents during meeting
  12. someone leaving the lab
  13. 3 conversations about doing dishes
  14. Chris has a meltdown
  15. power outage messes up analyzers
  16. Chartis determines lab is adequately staffed
  17. new hire
  18. NS2000 doesnt get networked before May 2026
  19. Daddy Kaplan send out 3 emails about how much money UW makes
  20. freezer breaks
  21. rats/mice in Mol Dx lab
  22. cobas issues until March
  23. healthlink had unexpected downtime
  24. meeting goes over by an hour