lab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingmeetinggoes overby anhourhealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimeSenior onvacationduring CAPinspectionfireeventfreezerbreaksDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakessomeoneleavingthe lab watereventMollywalks outofmeetingemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLAsharingcomputerwith newhirecoffeemachinegets takenaway meetinglasts 30minsChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026newhire3conversationsabout doingdishesno mealfor labweekMolly callsBS duringmeetingrun out ofcritical testconsumablecobasissuesuntilMarchUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalpoweroutagemesses upanalyzersKeith onvacationduring CAPinspectionrats/micein MolDx labannualraisepushedback againChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspaceChris hasameltdownlab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingmeetinggoes overby anhourhealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimeSenior onvacationduring CAPinspectionfireeventfreezerbreaksDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakessomeoneleavingthe lab watereventMollywalks outofmeetingemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLAsharingcomputerwith newhirecoffeemachinegets takenaway meetinglasts 30minsChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026newhire3conversationsabout doingdishesno mealfor labweekMolly callsBS duringmeetingrun out ofcritical testconsumablecobasissuesuntilMarchUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalpoweroutagemesses upanalyzersKeith onvacationduring CAPinspectionrats/micein MolDx labannualraisepushedback againChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspaceChris hasameltdown

2026 Mol Dx Dumpster Fire - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. lab is asked to take on BV CV/TV testing
  2. meeting goes over by an hour
  3. healthlink had unexpected downtime
  4. Senior on vacation during CAP inspection
  5. fire event
  6. freezer breaks
  7. Daddy Kaplan send out 3 emails about how much money UW makes
  8. someone leaving the lab
  9. water event
  10. Molly walks out of meeting
  11. employee takes > 2 weeks of FMLA
  12. sharing computer with new hire
  13. coffee machine gets taken away
  14. meeting lasts 30 mins
  15. Chartis determines lab is adequately staffed
  16. HPV primary samples go missing within first 3 months
  17. Bill goes on 4 tangents during meeting
  18. NS2000 doesnt get networked before May 2026
  19. new hire
  20. 3 conversations about doing dishes
  21. no meal for lab week
  22. Molly calls BS during meeting
  23. run out of critical test consumable
  24. cobas issues until March
  25. UW health merges with another hospital
  26. power outage messes up analyzers
  27. Keith on vacation during CAP inspection
  28. rats/mice in Mol Dx lab
  29. annual raise pushed back again
  30. Chartis determines we dont need additional space
  31. Chris has a meltdown