lab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspacerats/micein MolDx labannualraisepushedback againBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingChris hasameltdownrun out ofcritical testconsumablepoweroutagemesses upanalyzersno mealfor labweekhealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimeMollywalks outofmeetingfireeventwaterevent3conversationsabout doingdishesKeith onvacationduring CAPinspectionDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakescoffeemachinegets takenaway freezerbreakscobasissuesuntilMarchChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedMolly callsBS duringmeetingNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026newhireSenior onvacationduring CAPinspectionsharingcomputerwith newhireemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLAmeetinggoes overby anhoursomeoneleavingthe lab meetinglasts 30minsHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsUW healthmerges withanotherhospitallab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspacerats/micein MolDx labannualraisepushedback againBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingChris hasameltdownrun out ofcritical testconsumablepoweroutagemesses upanalyzersno mealfor labweekhealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimeMollywalks outofmeetingfireeventwaterevent3conversationsabout doingdishesKeith onvacationduring CAPinspectionDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakescoffeemachinegets takenaway freezerbreakscobasissuesuntilMarchChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedMolly callsBS duringmeetingNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026newhireSenior onvacationduring CAPinspectionsharingcomputerwith newhireemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLAmeetinggoes overby anhoursomeoneleavingthe lab meetinglasts 30minsHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsUW healthmerges withanotherhospital

2026 Mol Dx Dumpster Fire - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. lab is asked to take on BV CV/TV testing
  2. Chartis determines we dont need additional space
  3. rats/mice in Mol Dx lab
  4. annual raise pushed back again
  5. Bill goes on 4 tangents during meeting
  6. Chris has a meltdown
  7. run out of critical test consumable
  8. power outage messes up analyzers
  9. no meal for lab week
  10. healthlink had unexpected downtime
  11. Molly walks out of meeting
  12. fire event
  13. water event
  14. 3 conversations about doing dishes
  15. Keith on vacation during CAP inspection
  16. Daddy Kaplan send out 3 emails about how much money UW makes
  17. coffee machine gets taken away
  18. freezer breaks
  19. cobas issues until March
  20. Chartis determines lab is adequately staffed
  21. Molly calls BS during meeting
  22. NS2000 doesnt get networked before May 2026
  23. new hire
  24. Senior on vacation during CAP inspection
  25. sharing computer with new hire
  26. employee takes > 2 weeks of FMLA
  27. meeting goes over by an hour
  28. someone leaving the lab
  29. meeting lasts 30 mins
  30. HPV primary samples go missing within first 3 months
  31. UW health merges with another hospital