annualraisepushedback againhealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimeBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingsharingcomputerwith newhireChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspacefireeventpoweroutagemesses upanalyzersemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLAmeetinglasts 30minsUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalKeith onvacationduring CAPinspectionDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakes3conversationsabout doingdishesChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedwatereventSenior onvacationduring CAPinspectionHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsfreezerbreaksMollywalks outofmeetingMolly callsBS duringmeetingNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026meetinggoes overby anhoursomeoneleavingthe lab coffeemachinegets takenaway no mealfor labweekrats/micein MolDx labcobasissuesuntilMarchnewhirerun out ofcritical testconsumablelab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingChris hasameltdownannualraisepushedback againhealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimeBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingsharingcomputerwith newhireChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspacefireeventpoweroutagemesses upanalyzersemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLAmeetinglasts 30minsUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalKeith onvacationduring CAPinspectionDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakes3conversationsabout doingdishesChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedwatereventSenior onvacationduring CAPinspectionHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsfreezerbreaksMollywalks outofmeetingMolly callsBS duringmeetingNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026meetinggoes overby anhoursomeoneleavingthe lab coffeemachinegets takenaway no mealfor labweekrats/micein MolDx labcobasissuesuntilMarchnewhirerun out ofcritical testconsumablelab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingChris hasameltdown

2026 Mol Dx Dumpster Fire - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. annual raise pushed back again
  2. healthlink had unexpected downtime
  3. Bill goes on 4 tangents during meeting
  4. sharing computer with new hire
  5. Chartis determines we dont need additional space
  6. fire event
  7. power outage messes up analyzers
  8. employee takes > 2 weeks of FMLA
  9. meeting lasts 30 mins
  10. UW health merges with another hospital
  11. Keith on vacation during CAP inspection
  12. Daddy Kaplan send out 3 emails about how much money UW makes
  13. 3 conversations about doing dishes
  14. Chartis determines lab is adequately staffed
  15. water event
  16. Senior on vacation during CAP inspection
  17. HPV primary samples go missing within first 3 months
  18. freezer breaks
  19. Molly walks out of meeting
  20. Molly calls BS during meeting
  21. NS2000 doesnt get networked before May 2026
  22. meeting goes over by an hour
  23. someone leaving the lab
  24. coffee machine gets taken away
  25. no meal for lab week
  26. rats/mice in Mol Dx lab
  27. cobas issues until March
  28. new hire
  29. run out of critical test consumable
  30. lab is asked to take on BV CV/TV testing
  31. Chris has a meltdown