UW healthmerges withanotherhospitalsomeoneleavingthe lab 3conversationsabout doingdishesmeetinggoes overby anhourpoweroutagemesses upanalyzersrats/micein MolDx labwatereventSenior onvacationduring CAPinspectionChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingnewhirefreezerbreaksNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026HPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthshealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimeMollywalks outofmeetingmeetinglasts 30minssharingcomputerwith newhirecobasissuesuntilMarchno mealfor labweekDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakesrun out ofcritical testconsumableChris hasameltdowncoffeemachinegets takenaway Keith onvacationduring CAPinspectionannualraisepushedback againMolly callsBS duringmeetingemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLAChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspacelab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingfireeventUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalsomeoneleavingthe lab 3conversationsabout doingdishesmeetinggoes overby anhourpoweroutagemesses upanalyzersrats/micein MolDx labwatereventSenior onvacationduring CAPinspectionChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingnewhirefreezerbreaksNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026HPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthshealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimeMollywalks outofmeetingmeetinglasts 30minssharingcomputerwith newhirecobasissuesuntilMarchno mealfor labweekDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakesrun out ofcritical testconsumableChris hasameltdowncoffeemachinegets takenaway Keith onvacationduring CAPinspectionannualraisepushedback againMolly callsBS duringmeetingemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLAChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspacelab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingfireevent

2026 Mol Dx Dumpster Fire - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. UW health merges with another hospital
  2. someone leaving the lab
  3. 3 conversations about doing dishes
  4. meeting goes over by an hour
  5. power outage messes up analyzers
  6. rats/mice in Mol Dx lab
  7. water event
  8. Senior on vacation during CAP inspection
  9. Chartis determines lab is adequately staffed
  10. Bill goes on 4 tangents during meeting
  11. new hire
  12. freezer breaks
  13. NS2000 doesnt get networked before May 2026
  14. HPV primary samples go missing within first 3 months
  15. healthlink had unexpected downtime
  16. Molly walks out of meeting
  17. meeting lasts 30 mins
  18. sharing computer with new hire
  19. cobas issues until March
  20. no meal for lab week
  21. Daddy Kaplan send out 3 emails about how much money UW makes
  22. run out of critical test consumable
  23. Chris has a meltdown
  24. coffee machine gets taken away
  25. Keith on vacation during CAP inspection
  26. annual raise pushed back again
  27. Molly calls BS during meeting
  28. employee takes > 2 weeks of FMLA
  29. Chartis determines we dont need additional space
  30. lab is asked to take on BV CV/TV testing
  31. fire event