meetinggoes overby anhourhealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimeChris hasameltdownNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026Senior onvacationduring CAPinspectionDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakesno mealfor labweekChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspacenewhirerats/micein MolDx labwatereventmeetinglasts 30minsfreezerbreaksHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3months3conversationsabout doingdishesUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalcobasissuesuntilMarchannualraisepushedback againlab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingcoffeemachinegets takenaway run out ofcritical testconsumablesomeoneleavingthe lab fireeventMolly callsBS duringmeetingChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedsharingcomputerwith newhireMollywalks outofmeetingpoweroutagemesses upanalyzersemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLAKeith onvacationduring CAPinspectionmeetinggoes overby anhourhealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimeChris hasameltdownNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026Senior onvacationduring CAPinspectionDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakesno mealfor labweekChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspacenewhirerats/micein MolDx labwatereventmeetinglasts 30minsfreezerbreaksHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3months3conversationsabout doingdishesUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalcobasissuesuntilMarchannualraisepushedback againlab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingcoffeemachinegets takenaway run out ofcritical testconsumablesomeoneleavingthe lab fireeventMolly callsBS duringmeetingChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedsharingcomputerwith newhireMollywalks outofmeetingpoweroutagemesses upanalyzersemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLAKeith onvacationduring CAPinspection

2026 Mol Dx Dumpster Fire - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. meeting goes over by an hour
  2. healthlink had unexpected downtime
  3. Chris has a meltdown
  4. NS2000 doesnt get networked before May 2026
  5. Senior on vacation during CAP inspection
  6. Daddy Kaplan send out 3 emails about how much money UW makes
  7. no meal for lab week
  8. Chartis determines we dont need additional space
  9. new hire
  10. rats/mice in Mol Dx lab
  11. water event
  12. meeting lasts 30 mins
  13. freezer breaks
  14. HPV primary samples go missing within first 3 months
  15. 3 conversations about doing dishes
  16. UW health merges with another hospital
  17. cobas issues until March
  18. annual raise pushed back again
  19. lab is asked to take on BV CV/TV testing
  20. Bill goes on 4 tangents during meeting
  21. coffee machine gets taken away
  22. run out of critical test consumable
  23. someone leaving the lab
  24. fire event
  25. Molly calls BS during meeting
  26. Chartis determines lab is adequately staffed
  27. sharing computer with new hire
  28. Molly walks out of meeting
  29. power outage messes up analyzers
  30. employee takes > 2 weeks of FMLA
  31. Keith on vacation during CAP inspection