sharingcomputerwith newhireNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026Senior onvacationduring CAPinspectionmeetinggoes overby anhourUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalmeetinglasts 30minsChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedno mealfor labweekBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingKeith onvacationduring CAPinspectionHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLArats/micein MolDx labsomeoneleavingthe lab Molly callsBS duringmeetinglab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingMollywalks outofmeetingwatereventcobasissuesuntilMarch3conversationsabout doingdishesannualraisepushedback againhealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimepoweroutagemesses upanalyzersrun out ofcritical testconsumablenewhirefreezerbreaksChris hasameltdownDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakesChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspacecoffeemachinegets takenaway fireeventsharingcomputerwith newhireNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026Senior onvacationduring CAPinspectionmeetinggoes overby anhourUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalmeetinglasts 30minsChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedno mealfor labweekBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingKeith onvacationduring CAPinspectionHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLArats/micein MolDx labsomeoneleavingthe lab Molly callsBS duringmeetinglab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingMollywalks outofmeetingwatereventcobasissuesuntilMarch3conversationsabout doingdishesannualraisepushedback againhealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimepoweroutagemesses upanalyzersrun out ofcritical testconsumablenewhirefreezerbreaksChris hasameltdownDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakesChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspacecoffeemachinegets takenaway fireevent

2026 Mol Dx Dumpster Fire - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. sharing computer with new hire
  2. NS2000 doesnt get networked before May 2026
  3. Senior on vacation during CAP inspection
  4. meeting goes over by an hour
  5. UW health merges with another hospital
  6. meeting lasts 30 mins
  7. Chartis determines lab is adequately staffed
  8. no meal for lab week
  9. Bill goes on 4 tangents during meeting
  10. Keith on vacation during CAP inspection
  11. HPV primary samples go missing within first 3 months
  12. employee takes > 2 weeks of FMLA
  13. rats/mice in Mol Dx lab
  14. someone leaving the lab
  15. Molly calls BS during meeting
  16. lab is asked to take on BV CV/TV testing
  17. Molly walks out of meeting
  18. water event
  19. cobas issues until March
  20. 3 conversations about doing dishes
  21. annual raise pushed back again
  22. healthlink had unexpected downtime
  23. power outage messes up analyzers
  24. run out of critical test consumable
  25. new hire
  26. freezer breaks
  27. Chris has a meltdown
  28. Daddy Kaplan send out 3 emails about how much money UW makes
  29. Chartis determines we dont need additional space
  30. coffee machine gets taken away
  31. fire event