coffeemachinegets takenaway poweroutagemesses upanalyzerscobasissuesuntilMarchrats/micein MolDx labhealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimeChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedmeetinglasts 30minsnewhireChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspaceSenior onvacationduring CAPinspectionMollywalks outofmeetingsharingcomputerwith newhirefireeventsomeoneleavingthe lab Molly callsBS duringmeetingChris hasameltdownNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026run out ofcritical testconsumableDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakes3conversationsabout doingdishesmeetinggoes overby anhourlab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingfreezerbreaksBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLAno mealfor labweekwatereventKeith onvacationduring CAPinspectionannualraisepushedback againUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalcoffeemachinegets takenaway poweroutagemesses upanalyzerscobasissuesuntilMarchrats/micein MolDx labhealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimeChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedmeetinglasts 30minsnewhireChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspaceSenior onvacationduring CAPinspectionMollywalks outofmeetingsharingcomputerwith newhirefireeventsomeoneleavingthe lab Molly callsBS duringmeetingChris hasameltdownNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026run out ofcritical testconsumableDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakes3conversationsabout doingdishesmeetinggoes overby anhourlab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingfreezerbreaksBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLAno mealfor labweekwatereventKeith onvacationduring CAPinspectionannualraisepushedback againUW healthmerges withanotherhospital

2026 Mol Dx Dumpster Fire - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. coffee machine gets taken away
  2. power outage messes up analyzers
  3. cobas issues until March
  4. rats/mice in Mol Dx lab
  5. healthlink had unexpected downtime
  6. Chartis determines lab is adequately staffed
  7. meeting lasts 30 mins
  8. new hire
  9. Chartis determines we dont need additional space
  10. Senior on vacation during CAP inspection
  11. Molly walks out of meeting
  12. sharing computer with new hire
  13. fire event
  14. someone leaving the lab
  15. Molly calls BS during meeting
  16. Chris has a meltdown
  17. NS2000 doesnt get networked before May 2026
  18. run out of critical test consumable
  19. Daddy Kaplan send out 3 emails about how much money UW makes
  20. 3 conversations about doing dishes
  21. meeting goes over by an hour
  22. lab is asked to take on BV CV/TV testing
  23. freezer breaks
  24. Bill goes on 4 tangents during meeting
  25. HPV primary samples go missing within first 3 months
  26. employee takes > 2 weeks of FMLA
  27. no meal for lab week
  28. water event
  29. Keith on vacation during CAP inspection
  30. annual raise pushed back again
  31. UW health merges with another hospital