freezerbreaksmeetinggoes overby anhourChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspacecoffeemachinegets takenaway Daddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakes3conversationsabout doingdishesSenior onvacationduring CAPinspectionpoweroutagemesses upanalyzersfireeventlab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingKeith onvacationduring CAPinspectionsomeoneleavingthe lab newhireannualraisepushedback againHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthswatereventrats/micein MolDx labNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026cobasissuesuntilMarchChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedno mealfor labweekemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLABill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalmeetinglasts 30minshealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimesharingcomputerwith newhirerun out ofcritical testconsumableMollywalks outofmeetingChris hasameltdownMolly callsBS duringmeetingfreezerbreaksmeetinggoes overby anhourChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspacecoffeemachinegets takenaway Daddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakes3conversationsabout doingdishesSenior onvacationduring CAPinspectionpoweroutagemesses upanalyzersfireeventlab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingKeith onvacationduring CAPinspectionsomeoneleavingthe lab newhireannualraisepushedback againHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthswatereventrats/micein MolDx labNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026cobasissuesuntilMarchChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedno mealfor labweekemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLABill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalmeetinglasts 30minshealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimesharingcomputerwith newhirerun out ofcritical testconsumableMollywalks outofmeetingChris hasameltdownMolly callsBS duringmeeting

2026 Mol Dx Dumpster Fire - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. freezer breaks
  2. meeting goes over by an hour
  3. Chartis determines we dont need additional space
  4. coffee machine gets taken away
  5. Daddy Kaplan send out 3 emails about how much money UW makes
  6. 3 conversations about doing dishes
  7. Senior on vacation during CAP inspection
  8. power outage messes up analyzers
  9. fire event
  10. lab is asked to take on BV CV/TV testing
  11. Keith on vacation during CAP inspection
  12. someone leaving the lab
  13. new hire
  14. annual raise pushed back again
  15. HPV primary samples go missing within first 3 months
  16. water event
  17. rats/mice in Mol Dx lab
  18. NS2000 doesnt get networked before May 2026
  19. cobas issues until March
  20. Chartis determines lab is adequately staffed
  21. no meal for lab week
  22. employee takes > 2 weeks of FMLA
  23. Bill goes on 4 tangents during meeting
  24. UW health merges with another hospital
  25. meeting lasts 30 mins
  26. healthlink had unexpected downtime
  27. sharing computer with new hire
  28. run out of critical test consumable
  29. Molly walks out of meeting
  30. Chris has a meltdown
  31. Molly calls BS during meeting