freezerbreaksrun out ofcritical testconsumablesharingcomputerwith newhiresomeoneleavingthe lab employeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLAMollywalks outofmeetingBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsrats/micein MolDx labhealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimelab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingpoweroutagemesses upanalyzersKeith onvacationduring CAPinspectionMolly callsBS duringmeetingannualraisepushedback againcoffeemachinegets takenaway no mealfor labweekChris hasameltdownChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspacewatereventnewhireChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026meetinggoes overby anhourfireeventmeetinglasts 30minscobasissuesuntilMarch3conversationsabout doingdishesDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakesSenior onvacationduring CAPinspectionfreezerbreaksrun out ofcritical testconsumablesharingcomputerwith newhiresomeoneleavingthe lab employeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLAMollywalks outofmeetingBill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsrats/micein MolDx labhealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimelab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingpoweroutagemesses upanalyzersKeith onvacationduring CAPinspectionMolly callsBS duringmeetingannualraisepushedback againcoffeemachinegets takenaway no mealfor labweekChris hasameltdownChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspacewatereventnewhireChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026meetinggoes overby anhourfireeventmeetinglasts 30minscobasissuesuntilMarch3conversationsabout doingdishesDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakesSenior onvacationduring CAPinspection

2026 Mol Dx Dumpster Fire - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. freezer breaks
  2. run out of critical test consumable
  3. sharing computer with new hire
  4. someone leaving the lab
  5. employee takes > 2 weeks of FMLA
  6. Molly walks out of meeting
  7. Bill goes on 4 tangents during meeting
  8. HPV primary samples go missing within first 3 months
  9. rats/mice in Mol Dx lab
  10. healthlink had unexpected downtime
  11. lab is asked to take on BV CV/TV testing
  12. power outage messes up analyzers
  13. Keith on vacation during CAP inspection
  14. Molly calls BS during meeting
  15. annual raise pushed back again
  16. coffee machine gets taken away
  17. no meal for lab week
  18. Chris has a meltdown
  19. Chartis determines we dont need additional space
  20. water event
  21. new hire
  22. Chartis determines lab is adequately staffed
  23. UW health merges with another hospital
  24. NS2000 doesnt get networked before May 2026
  25. meeting goes over by an hour
  26. fire event
  27. meeting lasts 30 mins
  28. cobas issues until March
  29. 3 conversations about doing dishes
  30. Daddy Kaplan send out 3 emails about how much money UW makes
  31. Senior on vacation during CAP inspection