Molly callsBS duringmeetinglab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingfreezerbreakssomeoneleavingthe lab Bill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingsharingcomputerwith newhireKeith onvacationduring CAPinspectionMollywalks outofmeetingChris hasameltdownrats/micein MolDx labfireeventnewhireUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspaceNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026healthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimeSenior onvacationduring CAPinspectionno mealfor labweekpoweroutagemesses upanalyzerscobasissuesuntilMarchcoffeemachinegets takenaway HPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsannualraisepushedback again3conversationsabout doingdishesDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakesmeetinggoes overby anhourChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedmeetinglasts 30minswatereventemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLArun out ofcritical testconsumableMolly callsBS duringmeetinglab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingfreezerbreakssomeoneleavingthe lab Bill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingsharingcomputerwith newhireKeith onvacationduring CAPinspectionMollywalks outofmeetingChris hasameltdownrats/micein MolDx labfireeventnewhireUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspaceNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026healthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimeSenior onvacationduring CAPinspectionno mealfor labweekpoweroutagemesses upanalyzerscobasissuesuntilMarchcoffeemachinegets takenaway HPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsannualraisepushedback again3conversationsabout doingdishesDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakesmeetinggoes overby anhourChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedmeetinglasts 30minswatereventemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLArun out ofcritical testconsumable

2026 Mol Dx Dumpster Fire - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Molly calls BS during meeting
  2. lab is asked to take on BV CV/TV testing
  3. freezer breaks
  4. someone leaving the lab
  5. Bill goes on 4 tangents during meeting
  6. sharing computer with new hire
  7. Keith on vacation during CAP inspection
  8. Molly walks out of meeting
  9. Chris has a meltdown
  10. rats/mice in Mol Dx lab
  11. fire event
  12. new hire
  13. UW health merges with another hospital
  14. Chartis determines we dont need additional space
  15. NS2000 doesnt get networked before May 2026
  16. healthlink had unexpected downtime
  17. Senior on vacation during CAP inspection
  18. no meal for lab week
  19. power outage messes up analyzers
  20. cobas issues until March
  21. coffee machine gets taken away
  22. HPV primary samples go missing within first 3 months
  23. annual raise pushed back again
  24. 3 conversations about doing dishes
  25. Daddy Kaplan send out 3 emails about how much money UW makes
  26. meeting goes over by an hour
  27. Chartis determines lab is adequately staffed
  28. meeting lasts 30 mins
  29. water event
  30. employee takes > 2 weeks of FMLA
  31. run out of critical test consumable