cobasissuesuntilMarchlab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingmeetinggoes overby anhourHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsannualraisepushedback againsomeoneleavingthe lab Bill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingrats/micein MolDx labnewhiresharingcomputerwith newhirehealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimeMolly callsBS duringmeetingChris hasameltdownChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedrun out ofcritical testconsumableKeith onvacationduring CAPinspectionNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026Daddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakesSenior onvacationduring CAPinspectionemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLA3conversationsabout doingdishesno mealfor labweekUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalpoweroutagemesses upanalyzerscoffeemachinegets takenaway watereventmeetinglasts 30minsfireeventfreezerbreaksChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspaceMollywalks outofmeetingcobasissuesuntilMarchlab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestingmeetinggoes overby anhourHPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsannualraisepushedback againsomeoneleavingthe lab Bill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingrats/micein MolDx labnewhiresharingcomputerwith newhirehealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimeMolly callsBS duringmeetingChris hasameltdownChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedrun out ofcritical testconsumableKeith onvacationduring CAPinspectionNS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026Daddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakesSenior onvacationduring CAPinspectionemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLA3conversationsabout doingdishesno mealfor labweekUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalpoweroutagemesses upanalyzerscoffeemachinegets takenaway watereventmeetinglasts 30minsfireeventfreezerbreaksChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspaceMollywalks outofmeeting

2026 Mol Dx Dumpster Fire - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. cobas issues until March
  2. lab is asked to take on BV CV/TV testing
  3. meeting goes over by an hour
  4. HPV primary samples go missing within first 3 months
  5. annual raise pushed back again
  6. someone leaving the lab
  7. Bill goes on 4 tangents during meeting
  8. rats/mice in Mol Dx lab
  9. new hire
  10. sharing computer with new hire
  11. healthlink had unexpected downtime
  12. Molly calls BS during meeting
  13. Chris has a meltdown
  14. Chartis determines lab is adequately staffed
  15. run out of critical test consumable
  16. Keith on vacation during CAP inspection
  17. NS2000 doesnt get networked before May 2026
  18. Daddy Kaplan send out 3 emails about how much money UW makes
  19. Senior on vacation during CAP inspection
  20. employee takes > 2 weeks of FMLA
  21. 3 conversations about doing dishes
  22. no meal for lab week
  23. UW health merges with another hospital
  24. power outage messes up analyzers
  25. coffee machine gets taken away
  26. water event
  27. meeting lasts 30 mins
  28. fire event
  29. freezer breaks
  30. Chartis determines we dont need additional space
  31. Molly walks out of meeting