cobasissuesuntilMarchmeetinggoes overby anhournewhireChris hasameltdown3conversationsabout doingdisheslab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestinghealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimeChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedpoweroutagemesses upanalyzersemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLABill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalannualraisepushedback againMolly callsBS duringmeetingSenior onvacationduring CAPinspectionDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakessharingcomputerwith newhireMollywalks outofmeetingwatereventKeith onvacationduring CAPinspectionmeetinglasts 30minsrats/micein MolDx labfireeventChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspaceno mealfor labweekfreezerbreakscoffeemachinegets takenaway HPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsrun out ofcritical testconsumablesomeoneleavingthe lab NS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026cobasissuesuntilMarchmeetinggoes overby anhournewhireChris hasameltdown3conversationsabout doingdisheslab is askedto take onBV CV/TVtestinghealthlinkhadunexpecteddowntimeChartisdetermineslab isadequatelystaffedpoweroutagemesses upanalyzersemployeetakes > 2weeks ofFMLABill goes on4 tangentsduringmeetingUW healthmerges withanotherhospitalannualraisepushedback againMolly callsBS duringmeetingSenior onvacationduring CAPinspectionDaddy Kaplansend out 3emails abouthow muchmoney UWmakessharingcomputerwith newhireMollywalks outofmeetingwatereventKeith onvacationduring CAPinspectionmeetinglasts 30minsrats/micein MolDx labfireeventChartisdetermineswe dont needadditionalspaceno mealfor labweekfreezerbreakscoffeemachinegets takenaway HPV primarysamples gomissingwithin first 3monthsrun out ofcritical testconsumablesomeoneleavingthe lab NS2000doesnt getnetworkedbefore May2026

2026 Mol Dx Dumpster Fire - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. cobas issues until March
  2. meeting goes over by an hour
  3. new hire
  4. Chris has a meltdown
  5. 3 conversations about doing dishes
  6. lab is asked to take on BV CV/TV testing
  7. healthlink had unexpected downtime
  8. Chartis determines lab is adequately staffed
  9. power outage messes up analyzers
  10. employee takes > 2 weeks of FMLA
  11. Bill goes on 4 tangents during meeting
  12. UW health merges with another hospital
  13. annual raise pushed back again
  14. Molly calls BS during meeting
  15. Senior on vacation during CAP inspection
  16. Daddy Kaplan send out 3 emails about how much money UW makes
  17. sharing computer with new hire
  18. Molly walks out of meeting
  19. water event
  20. Keith on vacation during CAP inspection
  21. meeting lasts 30 mins
  22. rats/mice in Mol Dx lab
  23. fire event
  24. Chartis determines we dont need additional space
  25. no meal for lab week
  26. freezer breaks
  27. coffee machine gets taken away
  28. HPV primary samples go missing within first 3 months
  29. run out of critical test consumable
  30. someone leaving the lab
  31. NS2000 doesnt get networked before May 2026