someoneshavestheir headpanizkillsherselfwe go toantiquemarketchrisshavesmustacheall of usgetsummerinternshipssomethingsupernaturalhappens tosomeone(probably chris)WE goto SAnJosebushra'sharem goesinto civil war(over her)someonegets foodpoisoningmichaelgoes ona datekennyaccidentallykisses amanpaniz gets asuper rarePokémoncardsomeonealmostfalls off thebalconymichaelmovsesyanjoins friendgroupujjwalgoes ona datewe gohikingtruc cries for3 hoursstraightcause drunkangelagrows halfan inchmichaelbecomesbisexualjosh oraaronpullschrisgetsrobbedUS goesintorecessionvibha getsa shittyhaircutsomeone(not michael)makes asouth asianfrienda manhits onujjwalsomebodygets allA'ssomeoneshavestheir headpanizkillsherselfwe go toantiquemarketchrisshavesmustacheall of usgetsummerinternshipssomethingsupernaturalhappens tosomeone(probably chris)WE goto SAnJosebushra'sharem goesinto civil war(over her)someonegets foodpoisoningmichaelgoes ona datekennyaccidentallykisses amanpaniz gets asuper rarePokémoncardsomeonealmostfalls off thebalconymichaelmovsesyanjoins friendgroupujjwalgoes ona datewe gohikingtruc cries for3 hoursstraightcause drunkangelagrows halfan inchmichaelbecomesbisexualjosh oraaronpullschrisgetsrobbedUS goesintorecessionvibha getsa shittyhaircutsomeone(not michael)makes asouth asianfrienda manhits onujjwalsomebodygets allA's

SQUID HAMES WINTER 2026 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. someone shaves their head
  2. paniz kills herself
  3. we go to antique market
  4. chris shaves mustache
  5. all of us get summer internships
  6. something supernatural happens to someone (probably chris)
  7. WE go to SAn Jose
  8. bushra's harem goes into civil war (over her)
  9. someone gets food poisoning
  10. michael goes on a date
  11. kenny accidentally kisses a man
  12. paniz gets a super rare Pokémon card
  13. someone almost falls off the balcony
  14. michael movsesyan joins friend group
  15. ujjwal goes on a date
  16. we go hiking
  17. truc cries for 3 hours straight cause drunk
  18. angela grows half an inch
  19. michael becomes bisexual
  20. josh or aaron pulls
  21. chris gets robbed
  22. US goes into recession
  23. vibha gets a shitty haircut
  24. someone (not michael) makes a south asian friend
  25. a man hits on ujjwal
  26. somebody gets all A's