yelled at fora thing malepostdocs doall the timeforgetssomeone'sbirthday butcelebrates malepostdoc bdayover-reactsto orderrequest onslackmore than1.5hrslate tomeetingwe can't getthat it's tooexpensive(item isunder $200)mad atpeople forsocializing inbreak roomchecks herphone duringlab meetingwhile youcan'tnoreciprocationof greeting inhallmicromanagesocialenvironmentin lab"youdon'tcare"comparingyourbehavior tothat of hertoddlerordersincorrectitemover-reactsto minordamage inlab"you can'tmakedemandsof me""you are adisappointmentto the lab"calls youafterhours"addressyoursuperiorcorrectly!""do Iknowyou?""you think X isbad in your lifebut what aboutme?" (oneupping yoursuffering)"waited tocommunicateuntil I saw apattern""I've alwayssaid"(somethingshe's neversaid before)"I lookedfor you andI couldn'tfind you"talks about howtoxicbanfield/merchantlab is"I'll comefind you"but neverfinds youyelled at fora thing malepostdocs doall the timeforgetssomeone'sbirthday butcelebrates malepostdoc bdayover-reactsto orderrequest onslackmore than1.5hrslate tomeetingwe can't getthat it's tooexpensive(item isunder $200)mad atpeople forsocializing inbreak roomchecks herphone duringlab meetingwhile youcan'tnoreciprocationof greeting inhallmicromanagesocialenvironmentin lab"youdon'tcare"comparingyourbehavior tothat of hertoddlerordersincorrectitemover-reactsto minordamage inlab"you can'tmakedemandsof me""you are adisappointmentto the lab"calls youafterhours"addressyoursuperiorcorrectly!""do Iknowyou?""you think X isbad in your lifebut what aboutme?" (oneupping yoursuffering)"waited tocommunicateuntil I saw apattern""I've alwayssaid"(somethingshe's neversaid before)"I lookedfor you andI couldn'tfind you"talks about howtoxicbanfield/merchantlab is"I'll comefind you"but neverfinds you

Lab fun times BINGO! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. yelled at for a thing male postdocs do all the time
  2. forgets someone's birthday but celebrates male postdoc bday
  3. over-reacts to order request on slack
  4. more than 1.5hrs late to meeting
  5. we can't get that it's too expensive (item is under $200)
  6. mad at people for socializing in break room
  7. checks her phone during lab meeting while you can't
  8. no reciprocation of greeting in hall
  9. micromanage social environment in lab
  10. "you don't care"
  11. comparing your behavior to that of her toddler
  12. orders incorrect item
  13. over-reacts to minor damage in lab
  14. "you can't make demands of me"
  15. "you are a disappointment to the lab"
  16. calls you after hours
  17. "address your superior correctly!"
  18. "do I know you?"
  19. "you think X is bad in your life but what about me?" (one upping your suffering)
  20. "waited to communicate until I saw a pattern"
  21. "I've always said" (something she's never said before)
  22. "I looked for you and I couldn't find you"
  23. talks about how toxic banfield/merchant lab is
  24. "I'll come find you" but never finds you