“I’m nothomophobic!”right beforesayingsomethinghomophobic“I’m nothomophobic. Ihave gay friends!”Sure, Jan, i’m surethey’re notuncomfortablearound you at all.“Why doeseverythinghave to begay?”Watching ashondalandshow despitehating diverserepresentation“I’m nothomophobic Ijust wish theywouldn’t ruinthe book!”“I just want it tobe like thebooks!” *didn’tcare aboutother changes*“Jess isself-insertinginto Fran!”Somehowstill thinkthey’regettingMichaelActing like theBridgertonbooks are greatuntouchableliteratureActing likeFran’s babywasn’t anafterthought inthe secondepilogueMoving thegoalpostsabout theinfertilitystoryline“Fran ONLYloves John atfirst!” as if “tellme somethingwicked” isn’tflirty af“Why can’tEloise/Benedictbe gay? Whynot make a newgay character?”Acting likeJohn didn’tdie veryearly on inWHWWSaying theywon’t watchFran’s seasonbut being inevery commentsection about itThatfuckassTheo Jamesfancast“Womencouldn’t inherit!”Baby this isScotland! Yesthey can!“I’m nothomophobic Ijust think thestory is ruinedbecause it’sgay”Acting likelesbiansdon’texperienceinfertility“We wantMICHAEL!”No onegaf!!!Suddenlycaring aboutJohn afterbeing eager toget him out ofthe way in S3*Callsinclusivityanagenda**whining aboutsomething thatwon’t change*“I’m notwhining!”Saying aseason thatdoesn’t existyet is ruined“I’m nothomophobic!”right beforesayingsomethinghomophobic“I’m nothomophobic. Ihave gay friends!”Sure, Jan, i’m surethey’re notuncomfortablearound you at all.“Why doeseverythinghave to begay?”Watching ashondalandshow despitehating diverserepresentation“I’m nothomophobic Ijust wish theywouldn’t ruinthe book!”“I just want it tobe like thebooks!” *didn’tcare aboutother changes*“Jess isself-insertinginto Fran!”Somehowstill thinkthey’regettingMichaelActing like theBridgertonbooks are greatuntouchableliteratureActing likeFran’s babywasn’t anafterthought inthe secondepilogueMoving thegoalpostsabout theinfertilitystoryline“Fran ONLYloves John atfirst!” as if “tellme somethingwicked” isn’tflirty af“Why can’tEloise/Benedictbe gay? Whynot make a newgay character?”Acting likeJohn didn’tdie veryearly on inWHWWSaying theywon’t watchFran’s seasonbut being inevery commentsection about itThatfuckassTheo Jamesfancast“Womencouldn’t inherit!”Baby this isScotland! Yesthey can!“I’m nothomophobic Ijust think thestory is ruinedbecause it’sgay”Acting likelesbiansdon’texperienceinfertility“We wantMICHAEL!”No onegaf!!!Suddenlycaring aboutJohn afterbeing eager toget him out ofthe way in S3*Callsinclusivityanagenda**whining aboutsomething thatwon’t change*“I’m notwhining!”Saying aseason thatdoesn’t existyet is ruined

Michael Widow Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “I’m not homophobic!” right before saying something homophobic
  2. “I’m not homophobic. I have gay friends!” Sure, Jan, i’m sure they’re not uncomfortable around you at all.
  3. “Why does everything have to be gay?”
  4. Watching a shondaland show despite hating diverse representation
  5. “I’m not homophobic I just wish they wouldn’t ruin the book!”
  6. “I just want it to be like the books!” *didn’t care about other changes*
  7. “Jess is self-inserting into Fran!”
  8. Somehow still think they’re getting Michael
  9. Acting like the Bridgerton books are great untouchable literature
  10. Acting like Fran’s baby wasn’t an afterthought in the second epilogue
  11. Moving the goalposts about the infertility storyline
  12. “Fran ONLY loves John at first!” as if “tell me something wicked” isn’t flirty af
  13. “Why can’t Eloise/Benedict be gay? Why not make a new gay character?”
  14. Acting like John didn’t die very early on in WHWW
  15. Saying they won’t watch Fran’s season but being in every comment section about it
  16. That fuckass Theo James fancast
  17. “Women couldn’t inherit!” Baby this is Scotland! Yes they can!
  18. “I’m not homophobic I just think the story is ruined because it’s gay”
  19. Acting like lesbians don’t experience infertility
  20. “We want MICHAEL!” No one gaf!!!
  21. Suddenly caring about John after being eager to get him out of the way in S3
  22. *Calls inclusivity an agenda*
  23. *whining about something that won’t change* “I’m not whining!”
  24. Saying a season that doesn’t exist yet is ruined