“We wantMICHAEL!”No onegaf!!!“Fran ONLYloves John atfirst!” as if “tellme somethingwicked” isn’tflirty af*whining aboutsomething thatwon’t change*“I’m notwhining!”“I just want it tobe like thebooks!” *didn’tcare aboutother changes*“Jess isself-insertinginto Fran!”Moving thegoalpostsabout theinfertilitystoryline“I’m nothomophobic Ijust think thestory is ruinedbecause it’sgay”Acting like theBridgertonbooks are greatuntouchableliteratureActing likeFran’s babywasn’t anafterthought inthe secondepilogue“I’m nothomophobic Ijust wish theywouldn’t ruinthe book!”Saying aseason thatdoesn’t existyet is ruined“Why can’tEloise/Benedictbe gay? Whynot make a newgay character?”“I’m nothomophobic. Ihave gay friends!”Sure, Jan, i’m surethey’re notuncomfortablearound you at all.Acting likeJohn didn’tdie veryearly on inWHWWSuddenlycaring aboutJohn afterbeing eager toget him out ofthe way in S3*Callsinclusivityanagenda*“Why doeseverythinghave to begay?”Acting likelesbiansdon’texperienceinfertilitySomehowstill thinkthey’regettingMichaelWatching ashondalandshow despitehating diverserepresentationSaying theywon’t watchFran’s seasonbut being inevery commentsection about itThatfuckassTheo Jamesfancast“Womencouldn’t inherit!”Baby this isScotland! Yesthey can!“I’m nothomophobic!”right beforesayingsomethinghomophobic“We wantMICHAEL!”No onegaf!!!“Fran ONLYloves John atfirst!” as if “tellme somethingwicked” isn’tflirty af*whining aboutsomething thatwon’t change*“I’m notwhining!”“I just want it tobe like thebooks!” *didn’tcare aboutother changes*“Jess isself-insertinginto Fran!”Moving thegoalpostsabout theinfertilitystoryline“I’m nothomophobic Ijust think thestory is ruinedbecause it’sgay”Acting like theBridgertonbooks are greatuntouchableliteratureActing likeFran’s babywasn’t anafterthought inthe secondepilogue“I’m nothomophobic Ijust wish theywouldn’t ruinthe book!”Saying aseason thatdoesn’t existyet is ruined“Why can’tEloise/Benedictbe gay? Whynot make a newgay character?”“I’m nothomophobic. Ihave gay friends!”Sure, Jan, i’m surethey’re notuncomfortablearound you at all.Acting likeJohn didn’tdie veryearly on inWHWWSuddenlycaring aboutJohn afterbeing eager toget him out ofthe way in S3*Callsinclusivityanagenda*“Why doeseverythinghave to begay?”Acting likelesbiansdon’texperienceinfertilitySomehowstill thinkthey’regettingMichaelWatching ashondalandshow despitehating diverserepresentationSaying theywon’t watchFran’s seasonbut being inevery commentsection about itThatfuckassTheo Jamesfancast“Womencouldn’t inherit!”Baby this isScotland! Yesthey can!“I’m nothomophobic!”right beforesayingsomethinghomophobic

Michael Widow Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “We want MICHAEL!” No one gaf!!!
  2. “Fran ONLY loves John at first!” as if “tell me something wicked” isn’t flirty af
  3. *whining about something that won’t change* “I’m not whining!”
  4. “I just want it to be like the books!” *didn’t care about other changes*
  5. “Jess is self-inserting into Fran!”
  6. Moving the goalposts about the infertility storyline
  7. “I’m not homophobic I just think the story is ruined because it’s gay”
  8. Acting like the Bridgerton books are great untouchable literature
  9. Acting like Fran’s baby wasn’t an afterthought in the second epilogue
  10. “I’m not homophobic I just wish they wouldn’t ruin the book!”
  11. Saying a season that doesn’t exist yet is ruined
  12. “Why can’t Eloise/Benedict be gay? Why not make a new gay character?”
  13. “I’m not homophobic. I have gay friends!” Sure, Jan, i’m sure they’re not uncomfortable around you at all.
  14. Acting like John didn’t die very early on in WHWW
  15. Suddenly caring about John after being eager to get him out of the way in S3
  16. *Calls inclusivity an agenda*
  17. “Why does everything have to be gay?”
  18. Acting like lesbians don’t experience infertility
  19. Somehow still think they’re getting Michael
  20. Watching a shondaland show despite hating diverse representation
  21. Saying they won’t watch Fran’s season but being in every comment section about it
  22. That fuckass Theo James fancast
  23. “Women couldn’t inherit!” Baby this is Scotland! Yes they can!
  24. “I’m not homophobic!” right before saying something homophobic