*whining aboutsomething thatwon’t change*“I’m notwhining!”ThatfuckassTheo JamesfancastActing likeJohn didn’tdie veryearly on inWHWW“Jess isself-insertinginto Fran!”“I’m nothomophobic Ijust wish theywouldn’t ruinthe book!”Moving thegoalpostsabout theinfertilitystoryline“We wantMICHAEL!”No onegaf!!!“I’m nothomophobic. Ihave gay friends!”Sure, Jan, i’m surethey’re notuncomfortablearound you at all.“Why doeseverythinghave to begay?”Acting like theBridgertonbooks are greatuntouchableliteratureActing likelesbiansdon’texperienceinfertility*Callsinclusivityanagenda*Saying theywon’t watchFran’s seasonbut being inevery commentsection about itSuddenlycaring aboutJohn afterbeing eager toget him out ofthe way in S3“Fran ONLYloves John atfirst!” as if “tellme somethingwicked” isn’tflirty af“I’m nothomophobic Ijust think thestory is ruinedbecause it’sgay”“I just want it tobe like thebooks!” *didn’tcare aboutother changes*“I’m nothomophobic!”right beforesayingsomethinghomophobicActing likeFran’s babywasn’t anafterthought inthe secondepilogue“Why can’tEloise/Benedictbe gay? Whynot make a newgay character?”“Womencouldn’t inherit!”Baby this isScotland! Yesthey can!Saying aseason thatdoesn’t existyet is ruinedWatching ashondalandshow despitehating diverserepresentationSomehowstill thinkthey’regettingMichael*whining aboutsomething thatwon’t change*“I’m notwhining!”ThatfuckassTheo JamesfancastActing likeJohn didn’tdie veryearly on inWHWW“Jess isself-insertinginto Fran!”“I’m nothomophobic Ijust wish theywouldn’t ruinthe book!”Moving thegoalpostsabout theinfertilitystoryline“We wantMICHAEL!”No onegaf!!!“I’m nothomophobic. Ihave gay friends!”Sure, Jan, i’m surethey’re notuncomfortablearound you at all.“Why doeseverythinghave to begay?”Acting like theBridgertonbooks are greatuntouchableliteratureActing likelesbiansdon’texperienceinfertility*Callsinclusivityanagenda*Saying theywon’t watchFran’s seasonbut being inevery commentsection about itSuddenlycaring aboutJohn afterbeing eager toget him out ofthe way in S3“Fran ONLYloves John atfirst!” as if “tellme somethingwicked” isn’tflirty af“I’m nothomophobic Ijust think thestory is ruinedbecause it’sgay”“I just want it tobe like thebooks!” *didn’tcare aboutother changes*“I’m nothomophobic!”right beforesayingsomethinghomophobicActing likeFran’s babywasn’t anafterthought inthe secondepilogue“Why can’tEloise/Benedictbe gay? Whynot make a newgay character?”“Womencouldn’t inherit!”Baby this isScotland! Yesthey can!Saying aseason thatdoesn’t existyet is ruinedWatching ashondalandshow despitehating diverserepresentationSomehowstill thinkthey’regettingMichael

Michael Widow Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. *whining about something that won’t change* “I’m not whining!”
  2. That fuckass Theo James fancast
  3. Acting like John didn’t die very early on in WHWW
  4. “Jess is self-inserting into Fran!”
  5. “I’m not homophobic I just wish they wouldn’t ruin the book!”
  6. Moving the goalposts about the infertility storyline
  7. “We want MICHAEL!” No one gaf!!!
  8. “I’m not homophobic. I have gay friends!” Sure, Jan, i’m sure they’re not uncomfortable around you at all.
  9. “Why does everything have to be gay?”
  10. Acting like the Bridgerton books are great untouchable literature
  11. Acting like lesbians don’t experience infertility
  12. *Calls inclusivity an agenda*
  13. Saying they won’t watch Fran’s season but being in every comment section about it
  14. Suddenly caring about John after being eager to get him out of the way in S3
  15. “Fran ONLY loves John at first!” as if “tell me something wicked” isn’t flirty af
  16. “I’m not homophobic I just think the story is ruined because it’s gay”
  17. “I just want it to be like the books!” *didn’t care about other changes*
  18. “I’m not homophobic!” right before saying something homophobic
  19. Acting like Fran’s baby wasn’t an afterthought in the second epilogue
  20. “Why can’t Eloise/Benedict be gay? Why not make a new gay character?”
  21. “Women couldn’t inherit!” Baby this is Scotland! Yes they can!
  22. Saying a season that doesn’t exist yet is ruined
  23. Watching a shondaland show despite hating diverse representation
  24. Somehow still think they’re getting Michael