“Womencouldn’t inherit!”Baby this isScotland! Yesthey can!Acting likeFran’s babywasn’t anafterthought inthe secondepilogue“Jess isself-insertinginto Fran!”Suddenlycaring aboutJohn afterbeing eager toget him out ofthe way in S3“I’m nothomophobic Ijust think thestory is ruinedbecause it’sgay”“I’m nothomophobic!”right beforesayingsomethinghomophobic“We wantMICHAEL!”No onegaf!!!Acting likeJohn didn’tdie veryearly on inWHWWSomehowstill thinkthey’regettingMichael“Why can’tEloise/Benedictbe gay? Whynot make a newgay character?”Acting likelesbiansdon’texperienceinfertilityWatching ashondalandshow despitehating diverserepresentationActing like theBridgertonbooks are greatuntouchableliterature“Fran ONLYloves John atfirst!” as if “tellme somethingwicked” isn’tflirty af“I just want it tobe like thebooks!” *didn’tcare aboutother changes*Saying theywon’t watchFran’s seasonbut being inevery commentsection about it“I’m nothomophobic. Ihave gay friends!”Sure, Jan, i’m surethey’re notuncomfortablearound you at all.Moving thegoalpostsabout theinfertilitystoryline“Why doeseverythinghave to begay?”“I’m nothomophobic Ijust wish theywouldn’t ruinthe book!”*whining aboutsomething thatwon’t change*“I’m notwhining!”*Callsinclusivityanagenda*Saying aseason thatdoesn’t existyet is ruinedThatfuckassTheo Jamesfancast“Womencouldn’t inherit!”Baby this isScotland! Yesthey can!Acting likeFran’s babywasn’t anafterthought inthe secondepilogue“Jess isself-insertinginto Fran!”Suddenlycaring aboutJohn afterbeing eager toget him out ofthe way in S3“I’m nothomophobic Ijust think thestory is ruinedbecause it’sgay”“I’m nothomophobic!”right beforesayingsomethinghomophobic“We wantMICHAEL!”No onegaf!!!Acting likeJohn didn’tdie veryearly on inWHWWSomehowstill thinkthey’regettingMichael“Why can’tEloise/Benedictbe gay? Whynot make a newgay character?”Acting likelesbiansdon’texperienceinfertilityWatching ashondalandshow despitehating diverserepresentationActing like theBridgertonbooks are greatuntouchableliterature“Fran ONLYloves John atfirst!” as if “tellme somethingwicked” isn’tflirty af“I just want it tobe like thebooks!” *didn’tcare aboutother changes*Saying theywon’t watchFran’s seasonbut being inevery commentsection about it“I’m nothomophobic. Ihave gay friends!”Sure, Jan, i’m surethey’re notuncomfortablearound you at all.Moving thegoalpostsabout theinfertilitystoryline“Why doeseverythinghave to begay?”“I’m nothomophobic Ijust wish theywouldn’t ruinthe book!”*whining aboutsomething thatwon’t change*“I’m notwhining!”*Callsinclusivityanagenda*Saying aseason thatdoesn’t existyet is ruinedThatfuckassTheo Jamesfancast

Michael Widow Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “Women couldn’t inherit!” Baby this is Scotland! Yes they can!
  2. Acting like Fran’s baby wasn’t an afterthought in the second epilogue
  3. “Jess is self-inserting into Fran!”
  4. Suddenly caring about John after being eager to get him out of the way in S3
  5. “I’m not homophobic I just think the story is ruined because it’s gay”
  6. “I’m not homophobic!” right before saying something homophobic
  7. “We want MICHAEL!” No one gaf!!!
  8. Acting like John didn’t die very early on in WHWW
  9. Somehow still think they’re getting Michael
  10. “Why can’t Eloise/Benedict be gay? Why not make a new gay character?”
  11. Acting like lesbians don’t experience infertility
  12. Watching a shondaland show despite hating diverse representation
  13. Acting like the Bridgerton books are great untouchable literature
  14. “Fran ONLY loves John at first!” as if “tell me something wicked” isn’t flirty af
  15. “I just want it to be like the books!” *didn’t care about other changes*
  16. Saying they won’t watch Fran’s season but being in every comment section about it
  17. “I’m not homophobic. I have gay friends!” Sure, Jan, i’m sure they’re not uncomfortable around you at all.
  18. Moving the goalposts about the infertility storyline
  19. “Why does everything have to be gay?”
  20. “I’m not homophobic I just wish they wouldn’t ruin the book!”
  21. *whining about something that won’t change* “I’m not whining!”
  22. *Calls inclusivity an agenda*
  23. Saying a season that doesn’t exist yet is ruined
  24. That fuckass Theo James fancast