“Womencouldn’t inherit!”Baby this isScotland! Yesthey can!“I’m nothomophobic Ijust wish theywouldn’t ruinthe book!”Somehowstill thinkthey’regettingMichael“I’m nothomophobic. Ihave gay friends!”Sure, Jan, i’m surethey’re notuncomfortablearound you at all.“I’m nothomophobic!”right beforesayingsomethinghomophobic“Why doeseverythinghave to begay?”“I just want it tobe like thebooks!” *didn’tcare aboutother changes*Acting likelesbiansdon’texperienceinfertilityActing likeFran’s babywasn’t anafterthought inthe secondepilogueSaying aseason thatdoesn’t existyet is ruined“Jess isself-insertinginto Fran!”Watching ashondalandshow despitehating diverserepresentation*Callsinclusivityanagenda**whining aboutsomething thatwon’t change*“I’m notwhining!”Acting like theBridgertonbooks are greatuntouchableliterature“We wantMICHAEL!”No onegaf!!!Saying theywon’t watchFran’s seasonbut being inevery commentsection about itThatfuckassTheo JamesfancastSuddenlycaring aboutJohn afterbeing eager toget him out ofthe way in S3“I’m nothomophobic Ijust think thestory is ruinedbecause it’sgay”“Why can’tEloise/Benedictbe gay? Whynot make a newgay character?”“Fran ONLYloves John atfirst!” as if “tellme somethingwicked” isn’tflirty afMoving thegoalpostsabout theinfertilitystorylineActing likeJohn didn’tdie veryearly on inWHWW“Womencouldn’t inherit!”Baby this isScotland! Yesthey can!“I’m nothomophobic Ijust wish theywouldn’t ruinthe book!”Somehowstill thinkthey’regettingMichael“I’m nothomophobic. Ihave gay friends!”Sure, Jan, i’m surethey’re notuncomfortablearound you at all.“I’m nothomophobic!”right beforesayingsomethinghomophobic“Why doeseverythinghave to begay?”“I just want it tobe like thebooks!” *didn’tcare aboutother changes*Acting likelesbiansdon’texperienceinfertilityActing likeFran’s babywasn’t anafterthought inthe secondepilogueSaying aseason thatdoesn’t existyet is ruined“Jess isself-insertinginto Fran!”Watching ashondalandshow despitehating diverserepresentation*Callsinclusivityanagenda**whining aboutsomething thatwon’t change*“I’m notwhining!”Acting like theBridgertonbooks are greatuntouchableliterature“We wantMICHAEL!”No onegaf!!!Saying theywon’t watchFran’s seasonbut being inevery commentsection about itThatfuckassTheo JamesfancastSuddenlycaring aboutJohn afterbeing eager toget him out ofthe way in S3“I’m nothomophobic Ijust think thestory is ruinedbecause it’sgay”“Why can’tEloise/Benedictbe gay? Whynot make a newgay character?”“Fran ONLYloves John atfirst!” as if “tellme somethingwicked” isn’tflirty afMoving thegoalpostsabout theinfertilitystorylineActing likeJohn didn’tdie veryearly on inWHWW

Michael Widow Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “Women couldn’t inherit!” Baby this is Scotland! Yes they can!
  2. “I’m not homophobic I just wish they wouldn’t ruin the book!”
  3. Somehow still think they’re getting Michael
  4. “I’m not homophobic. I have gay friends!” Sure, Jan, i’m sure they’re not uncomfortable around you at all.
  5. “I’m not homophobic!” right before saying something homophobic
  6. “Why does everything have to be gay?”
  7. “I just want it to be like the books!” *didn’t care about other changes*
  8. Acting like lesbians don’t experience infertility
  9. Acting like Fran’s baby wasn’t an afterthought in the second epilogue
  10. Saying a season that doesn’t exist yet is ruined
  11. “Jess is self-inserting into Fran!”
  12. Watching a shondaland show despite hating diverse representation
  13. *Calls inclusivity an agenda*
  14. *whining about something that won’t change* “I’m not whining!”
  15. Acting like the Bridgerton books are great untouchable literature
  16. “We want MICHAEL!” No one gaf!!!
  17. Saying they won’t watch Fran’s season but being in every comment section about it
  18. That fuckass Theo James fancast
  19. Suddenly caring about John after being eager to get him out of the way in S3
  20. “I’m not homophobic I just think the story is ruined because it’s gay”
  21. “Why can’t Eloise/Benedict be gay? Why not make a new gay character?”
  22. “Fran ONLY loves John at first!” as if “tell me something wicked” isn’t flirty af
  23. Moving the goalposts about the infertility storyline
  24. Acting like John didn’t die very early on in WHWW