sneak dissa country(e.g. chinaor america)mentionsuscbringsmiqi instarts talkingabout theclient BEFOREthey leave thezoom"we havea 100%successrate"givesimpossiblefilingtimelinetakes call INTHEMIDDLE OFTHEMEETINGasks for theclients to sendhim pictures(does notopen them)"WHO?"calls anotherclient<3 minutesbefore the startof theappointmentglazesclientasking why theclients aren't onyet more than 5minutes beforethe scheduledtimebringsup hismbaasks aboutyou (butmostly talksabouthimself)interruptsthe clientat least 3timescomplimentsmiqicalls clientincorrectnamementions thathis son wentto yale (casehas nothing todo with him)doubleor triplebookedrandomanecdoteor rantthinks clientcan't speakenglish (butthey can)avoidsgivingattorneyfeesasks you tospeak whenyou're notpayingattentionsneak dissestrump / theadministrationsneak dissa country(e.g. chinaor america)mentionsuscbringsmiqi instarts talkingabout theclient BEFOREthey leave thezoom"we havea 100%successrate"givesimpossiblefilingtimelinetakes call INTHEMIDDLE OFTHEMEETINGasks for theclients to sendhim pictures(does notopen them)"WHO?"calls anotherclient<3 minutesbefore the startof theappointmentglazesclientasking why theclients aren't onyet more than 5minutes beforethe scheduledtimebringsup hismbaasks aboutyou (butmostly talksabouthimself)interruptsthe clientat least 3timescomplimentsmiqicalls clientincorrectnamementions thathis son wentto yale (casehas nothing todo with him)doubleor triplebookedrandomanecdoteor rantthinks clientcan't speakenglish (butthey can)avoidsgivingattorneyfeesasks you tospeak whenyou're notpayingattentionsneak dissestrump / theadministration

kumar client intake zoom bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. sneak diss a country (e.g. china or america)
  2. mentions usc
  3. brings miqi in
  4. starts talking about the client BEFORE they leave the zoom
  5. "we have a 100% success rate"
  6. gives impossible filing timeline
  7. takes call IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MEETING
  8. asks for the clients to send him pictures (does not open them)
  9. "WHO?"
  10. calls another client <3 minutes before the start of the appointment
  11. glazes client
  12. asking why the clients aren't on yet more than 5 minutes before the scheduled time
  13. brings up his mba
  14. asks about you (but mostly talks about himself)
  15. interrupts the client at least 3 times
  16. compliments miqi
  17. calls client incorrect name
  18. mentions that his son went to yale (case has nothing to do with him)
  19. double or triple booked
  20. random anecdote or rant
  21. thinks client can't speak english (but they can)
  22. avoids giving attorney fees
  23. asks you to speak when you're not paying attention
  24. sneak disses trump / the administration