What did theemployee dowhen the bosssaid to have agood day?Went homeYou know whatthey say abouta clean desk:It’s a sure signof a cluttereddesk drawer.I always tell newhires, don’t thinkof me as yourboss, think ofme as a friendwho can fire youGetting dressedfor work is sostressful.Should I put onyoga pants orsweatpants?I get plenty ofexercise at work:Jumping toconclusions,pushing my luck,and dodgingdeadlines.Me: “I have azoommeetinglater.” My cat:“Oh, me too.”My teachers toldme I’d neveramount to muchbecause Iprocrastinate somuch. I told them,“Just you wait! What did oneocean say to theother? Nothing,they just waved.  I think they pickedme for mymotivational skills.Everyone alwayssays they have towork twice as hardwhen I’m around!What’s theopposite ofartificialintelligence?NaturalstupidityIf every day is agift, I’d like areceipt forMonday. I want toexchange it foranother Friday. When anemploymentapplication asks whois to be notified incase of emergency, Ialways write, “A verygood doctor.”Our computers wentdown at work today,so we had to doeverything manually.It took me 20 minutesto shuffle the cardsfor SolitaireI got a job at apaperless office.Everything wasgreat until Ineeded to usethe bathroomThere is a new trendin our office;everyone is puttingnames on their food.I saw it today while Iwas eating asandwich namedKevinWhat do youcall someonewho is happyon Mondays?UnemployedWhat do youcall a day that’snot seriousaboutanything?Casual FridayEvery time I’mlate to a Zoommeeting, Ialways blamenetwork trafficThings would beso much better ifI could take thework part out ofworking fromhome.What did theemployee dowhen the bosssaid to have agood day?Went homeYou know whatthey say abouta clean desk:It’s a sure signof a cluttereddesk drawer.I always tell newhires, don’t thinkof me as yourboss, think ofme as a friendwho can fire youGetting dressedfor work is sostressful.Should I put onyoga pants orsweatpants?I get plenty ofexercise at work:Jumping toconclusions,pushing my luck,and dodgingdeadlines.Me: “I have azoommeetinglater.” My cat:“Oh, me too.”My teachers toldme I’d neveramount to muchbecause Iprocrastinate somuch. I told them,“Just you wait! What did oneocean say to theother? Nothing,they just waved.  I think they pickedme for mymotivational skills.Everyone alwayssays they have towork twice as hardwhen I’m around!What’s theopposite ofartificialintelligence?NaturalstupidityIf every day is agift, I’d like areceipt forMonday. I want toexchange it foranother Friday.When anemploymentapplication asks whois to be notified incase of emergency, Ialways write, “A verygood doctor.”Our computers wentdown at work today,so we had to doeverything manually.It took me 20 minutesto shuffle the cardsfor SolitaireI got a job at apaperless office.Everything wasgreat until Ineeded to usethe bathroomThere is a new trendin our office;everyone is puttingnames on their food.I saw it today while Iwas eating asandwich namedKevinWhat do youcall someonewho is happyon Mondays?UnemployedWhat do youcall a day that’snot seriousaboutanything?Casual FridayEvery time I’mlate to a Zoommeeting, Ialways blamenetwork trafficThings would beso much better ifI could take thework part out ofworking fromhome.

Fun Day at Work 2026 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. What did the employee do when the boss said to have a good day? Went home
  5. You know what they say about a clean desk: It’s a sure sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
  6. I always tell new hires, don’t think of me as your boss, think of me as a friend who can fire you
  7. Getting dressed for work is so stressful. Should I put on yoga pants or sweatpants?
  10. I get plenty of exercise at work: Jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.
  12. Me: “I have a zoom meeting later.” My cat: “Oh, me too.”
  14. My teachers told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate so much. I told them, “Just you wait!
  16. What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved.
  17. I think they picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I’m around!
  18. What’s the opposite of artificial intelligence? Natural stupidity
  20. If every day is a gift, I’d like a receipt for Monday. I want to exchange it for another Friday.
  23. When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of emergency, I always write, “A very good doctor.”
  26. Our computers went down at work today, so we had to do everything manually. It took me 20 minutes to shuffle the cards for Solitaire
  27. I got a job at a paperless office. Everything was great until I needed to use the bathroom
  28. There is a new trend in our office; everyone is putting names on their food. I saw it today while I was eating a sandwich named Kevin
  31. What do you call someone who is happy on Mondays? Unemployed
  32. What do you call a day that’s not serious about anything? Casual Friday
  36. Every time I’m late to a Zoom meeting, I always blame network traffic
  37. Things would be so much better if I could take the work part out of working from home.