What do youcall someonewho is happyon Mondays?UnemployedI got a job at apaperless office.Everything wasgreat until Ineeded to usethe bathroomWhat’s theopposite ofartificialintelligence?NaturalstupidityI think they pickedme for mymotivational skills.Everyone alwayssays they have towork twice as hardwhen I’m around!Our computers wentdown at work today,so we had to doeverything manually.It took me 20 minutesto shuffle the cardsfor SolitaireGetting dressedfor work is sostressful.Should I put onyoga pants orsweatpants?Me: “I have azoommeetinglater.” My cat:“Oh, me too.”You know whatthey say abouta clean desk:It’s a sure signof a cluttereddesk drawer. When anemploymentapplication asks whois to be notified incase of emergency, Ialways write, “A verygood doctor.”I always tell newhires, don’t thinkof me as yourboss, think ofme as a friendwho can fire youWhat do youcall a day that’snot seriousaboutanything?Casual FridayWhat did theemployee dowhen the bosssaid to have agood day?Went homeEvery time I’mlate to a Zoommeeting, Ialways blamenetwork trafficMy teachers toldme I’d neveramount to muchbecause Iprocrastinate somuch. I told them,“Just you wait!I get plenty ofexercise at work:Jumping toconclusions,pushing my luck,and dodgingdeadlines.If every day is agift, I’d like areceipt forMonday. I want toexchange it foranother Friday. What did oneocean say to theother? Nothing,they just waved.  There is a new trendin our office;everyone is puttingnames on their food.I saw it today while Iwas eating asandwich namedKevinThings would beso much better ifI could take thework part out ofworking fromhome.What do youcall someonewho is happyon Mondays?UnemployedI got a job at apaperless office.Everything wasgreat until Ineeded to usethe bathroomWhat’s theopposite ofartificialintelligence?NaturalstupidityI think they pickedme for mymotivational skills.Everyone alwayssays they have towork twice as hardwhen I’m around!Our computers wentdown at work today,so we had to doeverything manually.It took me 20 minutesto shuffle the cardsfor SolitaireGetting dressedfor work is sostressful.Should I put onyoga pants orsweatpants?Me: “I have azoommeetinglater.” My cat:“Oh, me too.”You know whatthey say abouta clean desk:It’s a sure signof a cluttereddesk drawer.When anemploymentapplication asks whois to be notified incase of emergency, Ialways write, “A verygood doctor.”I always tell newhires, don’t thinkof me as yourboss, think ofme as a friendwho can fire youWhat do youcall a day that’snot seriousaboutanything?Casual FridayWhat did theemployee dowhen the bosssaid to have agood day?Went homeEvery time I’mlate to a Zoommeeting, Ialways blamenetwork trafficMy teachers toldme I’d neveramount to muchbecause Iprocrastinate somuch. I told them,“Just you wait!I get plenty ofexercise at work:Jumping toconclusions,pushing my luck,and dodgingdeadlines.If every day is agift, I’d like areceipt forMonday. I want toexchange it foranother Friday. What did oneocean say to theother? Nothing,they just waved.  There is a new trendin our office;everyone is puttingnames on their food.I saw it today while Iwas eating asandwich namedKevinThings would beso much better ifI could take thework part out ofworking fromhome.

Fun Day at Work 2026 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  2. What do you call someone who is happy on Mondays? Unemployed
  3. I got a job at a paperless office. Everything was great until I needed to use the bathroom
  5. What’s the opposite of artificial intelligence? Natural stupidity
  8. I think they picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I’m around!
  9. Our computers went down at work today, so we had to do everything manually. It took me 20 minutes to shuffle the cards for Solitaire
  12. Getting dressed for work is so stressful. Should I put on yoga pants or sweatpants?
  15. Me: “I have a zoom meeting later.” My cat: “Oh, me too.”
  17. You know what they say about a clean desk: It’s a sure sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
  21. When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of emergency, I always write, “A very good doctor.”
  22. I always tell new hires, don’t think of me as your boss, think of me as a friend who can fire you
  23. What do you call a day that’s not serious about anything? Casual Friday
  24. What did the employee do when the boss said to have a good day? Went home
  26. Every time I’m late to a Zoom meeting, I always blame network traffic
  31. My teachers told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate so much. I told them, “Just you wait!
  32. I get plenty of exercise at work: Jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.
  33. If every day is a gift, I’d like a receipt for Monday. I want to exchange it for another Friday.
  35. What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved.
  36. There is a new trend in our office; everyone is putting names on their food. I saw it today while I was eating a sandwich named Kevin
  39. Things would be so much better if I could take the work part out of working from home.