Howproductive iswork if I’mlying on thekeyboard?Why is my foodbowl not emptyenough when Ican clearly seethe bottom?What doesmy humanactually doall day?Does myhumanunderstandwho’s really incharge here?Why doesfood tastebetter whenstolen?Does my humanunderstand thatthe best ideascome during cat-feeding time?Why is thehuman alarmallowed to makenoise, but my 5a.m. singing is“unacceptable”?Why does myhuman thankcolleagues butnot me, theemotionalsupport animal? Why aredoorssometimesclosed?Who’sresponsiblefor thenoisy bags?Why does myhuman stareinto the glowingrectangleinstead ofadmiring me?What is that hugeincomprehensiblething that makesa horrible noiseand suckseverything in?How manytimes must I siton their chestbefore theyunderstand it’swake-up time?Who decidedthat meetingsare moreimportant thanbelly rubs?How manythings do Ineed to knockoff the deskbefore I getkicked off of it?Can my humantell the differencebetween “I wantto eat” and “Iwant to eatRIGHT NOW”?Howproductive iswork if I’mlying on thekeyboard?Why is my foodbowl not emptyenough when Ican clearly seethe bottom?What doesmy humanactually doall day?Does myhumanunderstandwho’s really incharge here?Why doesfood tastebetter whenstolen?Does my humanunderstand thatthe best ideascome during cat-feeding time?Why is thehuman alarmallowed to makenoise, but my 5a.m. singing is“unacceptable”?Why does myhuman thankcolleagues butnot me, theemotionalsupport animal? Why aredoorssometimesclosed?Who’sresponsiblefor thenoisy bags?Why does myhuman stareinto the glowingrectangleinstead ofadmiring me?What is that hugeincomprehensiblething that makesa horrible noiseand suckseverything in?How manytimes must I siton their chestbefore theyunderstand it’swake-up time?Who decidedthat meetingsare moreimportant thanbelly rubs?How manythings do Ineed to knockoff the deskbefore I getkicked off of it?Can my humantell the differencebetween “I wantto eat” and “Iwant to eatRIGHT NOW”?

Cat's Questions Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I-How productive is work if I’m lying on the keyboard?
  2. I-Why is my food bowl not empty enough when I can clearly see the bottom?
  3. I-What does my human actually do all day?
  4. N-Does my human understand who’s really in charge here?
  5. N-Why does food taste better when stolen?
  6. N-Does my human understand that the best ideas come during cat-feeding time?
  7. G-Why is the human alarm allowed to make noise, but my 5 a.m. singing is “unacceptable”?
  8. G-Why does my human thank colleagues but not me, the emotional support animal?
  9. G-Why are doors sometimes closed?
  10. B-Who’s responsible for the noisy bags?
  11. B-Why does my human stare into the glowing rectangle instead of admiring me?
  12. G-What is that huge incomprehensible thing that makes a horrible noise and sucks everything in?
  13. B-How many times must I sit on their chest before they understand it’s wake-up time?
  14. N-Who decided that meetings are more important than belly rubs?
  15. I-How many things do I need to knock off the desk before I get kicked off of it?
  16. B-Can my human tell the difference between “I want to eat” and “I want to eat RIGHT NOW”?