Does my humanunderstand thatthe best ideascome during cat-feeding time?Does myhumanunderstandwho’s really incharge here?Why is thehuman alarmallowed to makenoise, but my 5a.m. singing is“unacceptable”?How manythings do Ineed to knockoff the deskbefore I getkicked off of it?Who’sresponsiblefor thenoisy bags?What is that hugeincomprehensiblething that makesa horrible noiseand suckseverything in?Why does myhuman stareinto the glowingrectangleinstead ofadmiring me?Why is my foodbowl not emptyenough when Ican clearly seethe bottom?Who decidedthat meetingsare moreimportant thanbelly rubs?What doesmy humanactually doall day?Why does myhuman thankcolleagues butnot me, theemotionalsupport animal? Why doesfood tastebetter whenstolen?Can my humantell the differencebetween “I wantto eat” and “Iwant to eatRIGHT NOW”?How manytimes must I siton their chestbefore theyunderstand it’swake-up time?Why aredoorssometimesclosed?Howproductive iswork if I’mlying on thekeyboard?Does my humanunderstand thatthe best ideascome during cat-feeding time?Does myhumanunderstandwho’s really incharge here?Why is thehuman alarmallowed to makenoise, but my 5a.m. singing is“unacceptable”?How manythings do Ineed to knockoff the deskbefore I getkicked off of it?Who’sresponsiblefor thenoisy bags?What is that hugeincomprehensiblething that makesa horrible noiseand suckseverything in?Why does myhuman stareinto the glowingrectangleinstead ofadmiring me?Why is my foodbowl not emptyenough when Ican clearly seethe bottom?Who decidedthat meetingsare moreimportant thanbelly rubs?What doesmy humanactually doall day?Why does myhuman thankcolleagues butnot me, theemotionalsupport animal? Why doesfood tastebetter whenstolen?Can my humantell the differencebetween “I wantto eat” and “Iwant to eatRIGHT NOW”?How manytimes must I siton their chestbefore theyunderstand it’swake-up time?Why aredoorssometimesclosed?Howproductive iswork if I’mlying on thekeyboard?

Cat's Questions Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. N-Does my human understand that the best ideas come during cat-feeding time?
  2. N-Does my human understand who’s really in charge here?
  3. G-Why is the human alarm allowed to make noise, but my 5 a.m. singing is “unacceptable”?
  4. I-How many things do I need to knock off the desk before I get kicked off of it?
  5. B-Who’s responsible for the noisy bags?
  6. G-What is that huge incomprehensible thing that makes a horrible noise and sucks everything in?
  7. B-Why does my human stare into the glowing rectangle instead of admiring me?
  8. I-Why is my food bowl not empty enough when I can clearly see the bottom?
  9. N-Who decided that meetings are more important than belly rubs?
  10. I-What does my human actually do all day?
  11. G-Why does my human thank colleagues but not me, the emotional support animal?
  12. N-Why does food taste better when stolen?
  13. B-Can my human tell the difference between “I want to eat” and “I want to eat RIGHT NOW”?
  14. B-How many times must I sit on their chest before they understand it’s wake-up time?
  15. G-Why are doors sometimes closed?
  16. I-How productive is work if I’m lying on the keyboard?