Why is thehuman alarmallowed to makenoise, but my 5a.m. singing is“unacceptable”?Why does myhuman thankcolleagues butnot me, theemotionalsupport animal? What is that hugeincomprehensiblething that makesa horrible noiseand suckseverything in?How manythings do Ineed to knockoff the deskbefore I getkicked off of it?Does my humanunderstand thatthe best ideascome during cat-feeding time?Why is my foodbowl not emptyenough when Ican clearly seethe bottom?Can my humantell the differencebetween “I wantto eat” and “Iwant to eatRIGHT NOW”?Who’sresponsiblefor thenoisy bags?Does myhumanunderstandwho’s really incharge here?Why does myhuman stareinto the glowingrectangleinstead ofadmiring me?What doesmy humanactually doall day?Howproductive iswork if I’mlying on thekeyboard?How manytimes must I siton their chestbefore theyunderstand it’swake-up time?Why doesfood tastebetter whenstolen?Who decidedthat meetingsare moreimportant thanbelly rubs?Why aredoorssometimesclosed?Why is thehuman alarmallowed to makenoise, but my 5a.m. singing is“unacceptable”?Why does myhuman thankcolleagues butnot me, theemotionalsupport animal? What is that hugeincomprehensiblething that makesa horrible noiseand suckseverything in?How manythings do Ineed to knockoff the deskbefore I getkicked off of it?Does my humanunderstand thatthe best ideascome during cat-feeding time?Why is my foodbowl not emptyenough when Ican clearly seethe bottom?Can my humantell the differencebetween “I wantto eat” and “Iwant to eatRIGHT NOW”?Who’sresponsiblefor thenoisy bags?Does myhumanunderstandwho’s really incharge here?Why does myhuman stareinto the glowingrectangleinstead ofadmiring me?What doesmy humanactually doall day?Howproductive iswork if I’mlying on thekeyboard?How manytimes must I siton their chestbefore theyunderstand it’swake-up time?Why doesfood tastebetter whenstolen?Who decidedthat meetingsare moreimportant thanbelly rubs?Why aredoorssometimesclosed?

Cat's Questions Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. G-Why is the human alarm allowed to make noise, but my 5 a.m. singing is “unacceptable”?
  2. G-Why does my human thank colleagues but not me, the emotional support animal?
  3. G-What is that huge incomprehensible thing that makes a horrible noise and sucks everything in?
  4. I-How many things do I need to knock off the desk before I get kicked off of it?
  5. N-Does my human understand that the best ideas come during cat-feeding time?
  6. I-Why is my food bowl not empty enough when I can clearly see the bottom?
  7. B-Can my human tell the difference between “I want to eat” and “I want to eat RIGHT NOW”?
  8. B-Who’s responsible for the noisy bags?
  9. N-Does my human understand who’s really in charge here?
  10. B-Why does my human stare into the glowing rectangle instead of admiring me?
  11. I-What does my human actually do all day?
  12. I-How productive is work if I’m lying on the keyboard?
  13. B-How many times must I sit on their chest before they understand it’s wake-up time?
  14. N-Why does food taste better when stolen?
  15. N-Who decided that meetings are more important than belly rubs?
  16. G-Why are doors sometimes closed?