How manytimes must I siton their chestbefore theyunderstand it’swake-up time?Why aredoorssometimesclosed?Why does myhuman thankcolleagues butnot me, theemotionalsupport animal? Does myhumanunderstandwho’s really incharge here?What doesmy humanactually doall day?Can my humantell the differencebetween “I wantto eat” and “Iwant to eatRIGHT NOW”?Why doesfood tastebetter whenstolen?Who decidedthat meetingsare moreimportant thanbelly rubs?Who’sresponsiblefor thenoisy bags?What is that hugeincomprehensiblething that makesa horrible noiseand suckseverything in?Howproductive iswork if I’mlying on thekeyboard?Why does myhuman stareinto the glowingrectangleinstead ofadmiring me?How manythings do Ineed to knockoff the deskbefore I getkicked off of it?Does my humanunderstand thatthe best ideascome during cat-feeding time?Why is my foodbowl not emptyenough when Ican clearly seethe bottom?Why is thehuman alarmallowed to makenoise, but my 5a.m. singing is“unacceptable”?How manytimes must I siton their chestbefore theyunderstand it’swake-up time?Why aredoorssometimesclosed?Why does myhuman thankcolleagues butnot me, theemotionalsupport animal? Does myhumanunderstandwho’s really incharge here?What doesmy humanactually doall day?Can my humantell the differencebetween “I wantto eat” and “Iwant to eatRIGHT NOW”?Why doesfood tastebetter whenstolen?Who decidedthat meetingsare moreimportant thanbelly rubs?Who’sresponsiblefor thenoisy bags?What is that hugeincomprehensiblething that makesa horrible noiseand suckseverything in?Howproductive iswork if I’mlying on thekeyboard?Why does myhuman stareinto the glowingrectangleinstead ofadmiring me?How manythings do Ineed to knockoff the deskbefore I getkicked off of it?Does my humanunderstand thatthe best ideascome during cat-feeding time?Why is my foodbowl not emptyenough when Ican clearly seethe bottom?Why is thehuman alarmallowed to makenoise, but my 5a.m. singing is“unacceptable”?

Cat's Questions Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. B-How many times must I sit on their chest before they understand it’s wake-up time?
  2. G-Why are doors sometimes closed?
  3. G-Why does my human thank colleagues but not me, the emotional support animal?
  4. N-Does my human understand who’s really in charge here?
  5. I-What does my human actually do all day?
  6. B-Can my human tell the difference between “I want to eat” and “I want to eat RIGHT NOW”?
  7. N-Why does food taste better when stolen?
  8. N-Who decided that meetings are more important than belly rubs?
  9. B-Who’s responsible for the noisy bags?
  10. G-What is that huge incomprehensible thing that makes a horrible noise and sucks everything in?
  11. I-How productive is work if I’m lying on the keyboard?
  12. B-Why does my human stare into the glowing rectangle instead of admiring me?
  13. I-How many things do I need to knock off the desk before I get kicked off of it?
  14. N-Does my human understand that the best ideas come during cat-feeding time?
  15. I-Why is my food bowl not empty enough when I can clearly see the bottom?
  16. G-Why is the human alarm allowed to make noise, but my 5 a.m. singing is “unacceptable”?