Why is my foodbowl not emptyenough when Ican clearly seethe bottom?Does my humanunderstand thatthe best ideascome during cat-feeding time?Can my humantell the differencebetween “I wantto eat” and “Iwant to eatRIGHT NOW”?Why does myhuman stareinto the glowingrectangleinstead ofadmiring me?Why doesfood tastebetter whenstolen?What is that hugeincomprehensiblething that makesa horrible noiseand suckseverything in?Does myhumanunderstandwho’s really incharge here?Why does myhuman thankcolleagues butnot me, theemotionalsupport animal? What doesmy humanactually doall day?How manytimes must I siton their chestbefore theyunderstand it’swake-up time?Who’sresponsiblefor thenoisy bags?How manythings do Ineed to knockoff the deskbefore I getkicked off of it?Howproductive iswork if I’mlying on thekeyboard?Why aredoorssometimesclosed?Why is thehuman alarmallowed to makenoise, but my 5a.m. singing is“unacceptable”?Who decidedthat meetingsare moreimportant thanbelly rubs?Why is my foodbowl not emptyenough when Ican clearly seethe bottom?Does my humanunderstand thatthe best ideascome during cat-feeding time?Can my humantell the differencebetween “I wantto eat” and “Iwant to eatRIGHT NOW”?Why does myhuman stareinto the glowingrectangleinstead ofadmiring me?Why doesfood tastebetter whenstolen?What is that hugeincomprehensiblething that makesa horrible noiseand suckseverything in?Does myhumanunderstandwho’s really incharge here?Why does myhuman thankcolleagues butnot me, theemotionalsupport animal? What doesmy humanactually doall day?How manytimes must I siton their chestbefore theyunderstand it’swake-up time?Who’sresponsiblefor thenoisy bags?How manythings do Ineed to knockoff the deskbefore I getkicked off of it?Howproductive iswork if I’mlying on thekeyboard?Why aredoorssometimesclosed?Why is thehuman alarmallowed to makenoise, but my 5a.m. singing is“unacceptable”?Who decidedthat meetingsare moreimportant thanbelly rubs?

Cat's Questions Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I-Why is my food bowl not empty enough when I can clearly see the bottom?
  2. N-Does my human understand that the best ideas come during cat-feeding time?
  3. B-Can my human tell the difference between “I want to eat” and “I want to eat RIGHT NOW”?
  4. B-Why does my human stare into the glowing rectangle instead of admiring me?
  5. N-Why does food taste better when stolen?
  6. G-What is that huge incomprehensible thing that makes a horrible noise and sucks everything in?
  7. N-Does my human understand who’s really in charge here?
  8. G-Why does my human thank colleagues but not me, the emotional support animal?
  9. I-What does my human actually do all day?
  10. B-How many times must I sit on their chest before they understand it’s wake-up time?
  11. B-Who’s responsible for the noisy bags?
  12. I-How many things do I need to knock off the desk before I get kicked off of it?
  13. I-How productive is work if I’m lying on the keyboard?
  14. G-Why are doors sometimes closed?
  15. G-Why is the human alarm allowed to make noise, but my 5 a.m. singing is “unacceptable”?
  16. N-Who decided that meetings are more important than belly rubs?