Who decidedthat meetingsare moreimportant thanbelly rubs?Why aredoorssometimesclosed?Does myhumanunderstandwho’s really incharge here?Howproductive iswork if I’mlying on thekeyboard?Who’sresponsiblefor thenoisy bags?Why doesfood tastebetter whenstolen?How manythings do Ineed to knockoff the deskbefore I getkicked off of it?Why is my foodbowl not emptyenough when Ican clearly seethe bottom?How manytimes must I siton their chestbefore theyunderstand it’swake-up time?Does my humanunderstand thatthe best ideascome during cat-feeding time?What doesmy humanactually doall day?Why is thehuman alarmallowed to makenoise, but my 5a.m. singing is“unacceptable”?Can my humantell the differencebetween “I wantto eat” and “Iwant to eatRIGHT NOW”?Why does myhuman stareinto the glowingrectangleinstead ofadmiring me?What is that hugeincomprehensiblething that makesa horrible noiseand suckseverything in?Why does myhuman thankcolleagues butnot me, theemotionalsupport animal? Who decidedthat meetingsare moreimportant thanbelly rubs?Why aredoorssometimesclosed?Does myhumanunderstandwho’s really incharge here?Howproductive iswork if I’mlying on thekeyboard?Who’sresponsiblefor thenoisy bags?Why doesfood tastebetter whenstolen?How manythings do Ineed to knockoff the deskbefore I getkicked off of it?Why is my foodbowl not emptyenough when Ican clearly seethe bottom?How manytimes must I siton their chestbefore theyunderstand it’swake-up time?Does my humanunderstand thatthe best ideascome during cat-feeding time?What doesmy humanactually doall day?Why is thehuman alarmallowed to makenoise, but my 5a.m. singing is“unacceptable”?Can my humantell the differencebetween “I wantto eat” and “Iwant to eatRIGHT NOW”?Why does myhuman stareinto the glowingrectangleinstead ofadmiring me?What is that hugeincomprehensiblething that makesa horrible noiseand suckseverything in?Why does myhuman thankcolleagues butnot me, theemotionalsupport animal? 

Cat's Questions Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. N-Who decided that meetings are more important than belly rubs?
  2. G-Why are doors sometimes closed?
  3. N-Does my human understand who’s really in charge here?
  4. I-How productive is work if I’m lying on the keyboard?
  5. B-Who’s responsible for the noisy bags?
  6. N-Why does food taste better when stolen?
  7. I-How many things do I need to knock off the desk before I get kicked off of it?
  8. I-Why is my food bowl not empty enough when I can clearly see the bottom?
  9. B-How many times must I sit on their chest before they understand it’s wake-up time?
  10. N-Does my human understand that the best ideas come during cat-feeding time?
  11. I-What does my human actually do all day?
  12. G-Why is the human alarm allowed to make noise, but my 5 a.m. singing is “unacceptable”?
  13. B-Can my human tell the difference between “I want to eat” and “I want to eat RIGHT NOW”?
  14. B-Why does my human stare into the glowing rectangle instead of admiring me?
  15. G-What is that huge incomprehensible thing that makes a horrible noise and sucks everything in?
  16. G-Why does my human thank colleagues but not me, the emotional support animal?