Why is my foodbowl not emptyenough when Ican clearly seethe bottom?Why does myhuman stareinto the glowingrectangleinstead ofadmiring me?Why does myhuman thankcolleagues butnot me, theemotionalsupport animal? Howproductive iswork if I’mlying on thekeyboard?Why aredoorssometimesclosed?What doesmy humanactually doall day?What is that hugeincomprehensiblething that makesa horrible noiseand suckseverything in?Who decidedthat meetingsare moreimportant thanbelly rubs?Why doesfood tastebetter whenstolen?Does myhumanunderstandwho’s really incharge here?How manythings do Ineed to knockoff the deskbefore I getkicked off of it?How manytimes must I siton their chestbefore theyunderstand it’swake-up time?Does my humanunderstand thatthe best ideascome during cat-feeding time?Why is thehuman alarmallowed to makenoise, but my 5a.m. singing is“unacceptable”?Who’sresponsiblefor thenoisy bags?Can my humantell the differencebetween “I wantto eat” and “Iwant to eatRIGHT NOW”?Why is my foodbowl not emptyenough when Ican clearly seethe bottom?Why does myhuman stareinto the glowingrectangleinstead ofadmiring me?Why does myhuman thankcolleagues butnot me, theemotionalsupport animal? Howproductive iswork if I’mlying on thekeyboard?Why aredoorssometimesclosed?What doesmy humanactually doall day?What is that hugeincomprehensiblething that makesa horrible noiseand suckseverything in?Who decidedthat meetingsare moreimportant thanbelly rubs?Why doesfood tastebetter whenstolen?Does myhumanunderstandwho’s really incharge here?How manythings do Ineed to knockoff the deskbefore I getkicked off of it?How manytimes must I siton their chestbefore theyunderstand it’swake-up time?Does my humanunderstand thatthe best ideascome during cat-feeding time?Why is thehuman alarmallowed to makenoise, but my 5a.m. singing is“unacceptable”?Who’sresponsiblefor thenoisy bags?Can my humantell the differencebetween “I wantto eat” and “Iwant to eatRIGHT NOW”?

Cat's Questions Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I-Why is my food bowl not empty enough when I can clearly see the bottom?
  2. B-Why does my human stare into the glowing rectangle instead of admiring me?
  3. G-Why does my human thank colleagues but not me, the emotional support animal?
  4. I-How productive is work if I’m lying on the keyboard?
  5. G-Why are doors sometimes closed?
  6. I-What does my human actually do all day?
  7. G-What is that huge incomprehensible thing that makes a horrible noise and sucks everything in?
  8. N-Who decided that meetings are more important than belly rubs?
  9. N-Why does food taste better when stolen?
  10. N-Does my human understand who’s really in charge here?
  11. I-How many things do I need to knock off the desk before I get kicked off of it?
  12. B-How many times must I sit on their chest before they understand it’s wake-up time?
  13. N-Does my human understand that the best ideas come during cat-feeding time?
  14. G-Why is the human alarm allowed to make noise, but my 5 a.m. singing is “unacceptable”?
  15. B-Who’s responsible for the noisy bags?
  16. B-Can my human tell the difference between “I want to eat” and “I want to eat RIGHT NOW”?