Session labeled Self Care but emotionally exhausting Coffee is available but undrinkable Teach Like a Champion video older than most TikTok careers Cell phone rings at full volume “You can use this tomorrow!” (You cannot) Presenter jokes about needing coffee Slide advances itself mysteriously “Open- ended questions” answered with yes/no “We’re ahead of schedule” (false prophecy) Choice session is full Secondary trauma acknowledged, primary workload ignored “This will reduce your workload” “Diamond Model” referenced with zero visual of a diamond Wi-Fi mysteriously collapses “Data-driven decision making” with no actual data shown Motivational Interviewing role-play with zero volunteers Trainer says “game changer” Shared Google Doc crashes instantly Laptop battery dies Admin pops in, leaves immediately Icebreaker requires standing up Someone asks how this affects their PLC and gets a non-answer Voluntary participation encouraged Session runs over despite a visible clock Someone asks a question that was just answered Colleague ‘steps out’ and is never seen again "Let’s circle back" “Aligning goals to measurable outcomes” (outcomes never specified) Admin sits in back on laptop Session labeled Self Care but emotionally exhausting Coffee is available but undrinkable Teach Like a Champion video older than most TikTok careers Cell phone rings at full volume “You can use this tomorrow!” (You cannot) Presenter jokes about needing coffee Slide advances itself mysteriously “Open- ended questions” answered with yes/no “We’re ahead of schedule” (false prophecy) Choice session is full Secondary trauma acknowledged, primary workload ignored “This will reduce your workload” “Diamond Model” referenced with zero visual of a diamond Wi-Fi mysteriously collapses “Data-driven decision making” with no actual data shown Motivational Interviewing role-play with zero volunteers Trainer says “game changer” Shared Google Doc crashes instantly Laptop battery dies Admin pops in, leaves immediately Icebreaker requires standing up Someone asks how this affects their PLC and gets a non-answer Voluntary participation encouraged Session runs over despite a visible clock Someone asks a question that was just answered Colleague ‘steps out’ and is never seen again "Let’s circle back" “Aligning goals to measurable outcomes” (outcomes never specified) Admin sits in back on laptop
(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
Session labeled Self Care but emotionally exhausting
Coffee is available but undrinkable
Teach Like a Champion video older than most TikTok careers
Cell phone rings at full volume
“You can use this tomorrow!” (You cannot)
Presenter jokes about needing coffee
Slide advances itself mysteriously
“Open-ended questions” answered with yes/no
“We’re ahead of schedule” (false prophecy)
Choice session is full
Secondary trauma acknowledged, primary workload ignored
“This will reduce your workload”
“Diamond Model” referenced with zero visual of a diamond
Wi-Fi mysteriously collapses
“Data-driven decision making” with no actual data shown
Motivational Interviewing role-play with zero volunteers
Trainer says “game changer”
Shared Google Doc crashes instantly
Laptop battery dies
Admin pops in, leaves immediately
Icebreaker requires standing up
Someone asks how this affects their PLC and gets a non-answer
Voluntary participation encouraged
Session runs over despite a visible clock
Someone asks a question that was just answered
Colleague ‘steps out’ and is never seen again
"Let’s circle back"
“Aligning goals to measurable outcomes” (outcomes never specified)
Admin sits in back on laptop