John Bingo March 2026

John Bingo March 2026 Bingo Card
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This bingo card has a free space and 28 words: Talks about number of pounds lost, Kneads neck lump like bread dough, Discuss dietary restrictions, Mentions his taste buds, Discusses current portion size, Makes grandfather clock noises, Talks about his weight loss and orders something unhealthy in same meal period, Starts to say something and takes an unusual pause...or multiple pauses… perhaps chewing, Absurd meal time/food suggestion for toddlers, Tells Logan to relax or that he’s being sensitive or to calm down, Moves bar stool to wrong part of counter, “Whoa whoa whoa”, Speaks with expertise on a topic he knows nothing about, Horrified by graces nudity/potty behavior, Gets called out by Logan, Is a domineering asshole, Discusses Allie or Kenneth’s weight, Makes a big deal out of paying for something, Starts awkward question with “so Kenneth…” or “so Allie…”, Elicits eye roll from Adele, Posts extensive recap to Facebook, “No no no no no”, Speaks with food in mouth, Chews with mouth open, Falls asleep on the couch (with shoes), Passive aggressive comments about lack of housing, Gaslights us about what he thinks the kids should be capable of doing and Brings up a family vacation.

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