Mentionshis tastebudsChewswithmouthopenBrings upa familyvacationDiscussescurrentportionsizePostsextensiverecap toFacebook“Whoawhoawhoa”Getscalled outby LoganMakesgrandfatherclocknoises“No nono nono”DiscussdietaryrestrictionsStarts to saysomething andtakes an unusualpause...or multiplepauses… perhapschewingGaslights usabout what hethinks the kidsshould becapable ofdoingAbsurd mealtime/foodsuggestionfor toddlersIs adomineeringassholeHorrified bygracesnudity/pottybehaviorMoves barstool towrong partof counterKneadsneck lumplike breaddoughTalks about hisweight loss andorders somethingunhealthy insame mealperiodTells Logan torelax or thathe’s beingsensitive or tocalm downFalls asleepon thecouch (withshoes)Startsawkwardquestion with“so Kenneth…”or “so Allie…”Passiveaggressivecommentsabout lack ofhousingSpeakswith foodin mouthDiscussesAllie orKenneth’sweightMakes a bigdeal out ofpaying forsomethingTalks aboutnumber ofpounds lostSpeaks withexpertise ona topic heknowsnothing aboutElicits eyeroll fromAdeleMentionshis tastebudsChewswithmouthopenBrings upa familyvacationDiscussescurrentportionsizePostsextensiverecap toFacebook“Whoawhoawhoa”Getscalled outby LoganMakesgrandfatherclocknoises“No nono nono”DiscussdietaryrestrictionsStarts to saysomething andtakes an unusualpause...or multiplepauses… perhapschewingGaslights usabout what hethinks the kidsshould becapable ofdoingAbsurd mealtime/foodsuggestionfor toddlersIs adomineeringassholeHorrified bygracesnudity/pottybehaviorMoves barstool towrong partof counterKneadsneck lumplike breaddoughTalks about hisweight loss andorders somethingunhealthy insame mealperiodTells Logan torelax or thathe’s beingsensitive or tocalm downFalls asleepon thecouch (withshoes)Startsawkwardquestion with“so Kenneth…”or “so Allie…”Passiveaggressivecommentsabout lack ofhousingSpeakswith foodin mouthDiscussesAllie orKenneth’sweightMakes a bigdeal out ofpaying forsomethingTalks aboutnumber ofpounds lostSpeaks withexpertise ona topic heknowsnothing aboutElicits eyeroll fromAdele

John Bingo March 2026 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Mentions his taste buds
  2. Chews with mouth open
  3. Brings up a family vacation
  4. Discusses current portion size
  5. Posts extensive recap to Facebook
  6. “Whoa whoa whoa”
  7. Gets called out by Logan
  8. Makes grandfather clock noises
  9. “No no no no no”
  10. Discuss dietary restrictions
  11. Starts to say something and takes an unusual pause...or multiple pauses… perhaps chewing
  12. Gaslights us about what he thinks the kids should be capable of doing
  13. Absurd meal time/food suggestion for toddlers
  14. Is a domineering asshole
  15. Horrified by graces nudity/potty behavior
  16. Moves bar stool to wrong part of counter
  17. Kneads neck lump like bread dough
  18. Talks about his weight loss and orders something unhealthy in same meal period
  19. Tells Logan to relax or that he’s being sensitive or to calm down
  20. Falls asleep on the couch (with shoes)
  21. Starts awkward question with “so Kenneth…” or “so Allie…”
  22. Passive aggressive comments about lack of housing
  23. Speaks with food in mouth
  24. Discusses Allie or Kenneth’s weight
  25. Makes a big deal out of paying for something
  26. Talks about number of pounds lost
  27. Speaks with expertise on a topic he knows nothing about
  28. Elicits eye roll from Adele