DiscussdietaryrestrictionsStarts to saysomething andtakes an unusualpause...or multiplepauses… perhapschewingSpeaks withexpertise ona topic heknowsnothing aboutGetscalled outby LoganDiscussesAllie orKenneth’sweightIs adomineeringassholePassiveaggressivecommentsabout lack ofhousingStartsawkwardquestion with“so Kenneth…”or “so Allie…”Talks aboutnumber ofpounds lostGaslights usabout what hethinks the kidsshould becapable ofdoingMakes a bigdeal out ofpaying forsomething“No nono nono”Horrified bygracesnudity/pottybehaviorTalks about hisweight loss andorders somethingunhealthy insame mealperiodElicits eyeroll fromAdeleMoves barstool towrong partof counterChewswithmouthopenMentionshis tastebudsAbsurd mealtime/foodsuggestionfor toddlersSpeakswith foodin mouth“Whoawhoawhoa”MakesgrandfatherclocknoisesBrings upa familyvacationFalls asleepon thecouch (withshoes)Postsextensiverecap toFacebookTells Logan torelax or thathe’s beingsensitive or tocalm downKneadsneck lumplike breaddoughDiscussescurrentportionsizeDiscussdietaryrestrictionsStarts to saysomething andtakes an unusualpause...or multiplepauses… perhapschewingSpeaks withexpertise ona topic heknowsnothing aboutGetscalled outby LoganDiscussesAllie orKenneth’sweightIs adomineeringassholePassiveaggressivecommentsabout lack ofhousingStartsawkwardquestion with“so Kenneth…”or “so Allie…”Talks aboutnumber ofpounds lostGaslights usabout what hethinks the kidsshould becapable ofdoingMakes a bigdeal out ofpaying forsomething“No nono nono”Horrified bygracesnudity/pottybehaviorTalks about hisweight loss andorders somethingunhealthy insame mealperiodElicits eyeroll fromAdeleMoves barstool towrong partof counterChewswithmouthopenMentionshis tastebudsAbsurd mealtime/foodsuggestionfor toddlersSpeakswith foodin mouth“Whoawhoawhoa”MakesgrandfatherclocknoisesBrings upa familyvacationFalls asleepon thecouch (withshoes)Postsextensiverecap toFacebookTells Logan torelax or thathe’s beingsensitive or tocalm downKneadsneck lumplike breaddoughDiscussescurrentportionsize

John Bingo March 2026 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Discuss dietary restrictions
  2. Starts to say something and takes an unusual pause...or multiple pauses… perhaps chewing
  3. Speaks with expertise on a topic he knows nothing about
  4. Gets called out by Logan
  5. Discusses Allie or Kenneth’s weight
  6. Is a domineering asshole
  7. Passive aggressive comments about lack of housing
  8. Starts awkward question with “so Kenneth…” or “so Allie…”
  9. Talks about number of pounds lost
  10. Gaslights us about what he thinks the kids should be capable of doing
  11. Makes a big deal out of paying for something
  12. “No no no no no”
  13. Horrified by graces nudity/potty behavior
  14. Talks about his weight loss and orders something unhealthy in same meal period
  15. Elicits eye roll from Adele
  16. Moves bar stool to wrong part of counter
  17. Chews with mouth open
  18. Mentions his taste buds
  19. Absurd meal time/food suggestion for toddlers
  20. Speaks with food in mouth
  21. “Whoa whoa whoa”
  22. Makes grandfather clock noises
  23. Brings up a family vacation
  24. Falls asleep on the couch (with shoes)
  25. Posts extensive recap to Facebook
  26. Tells Logan to relax or that he’s being sensitive or to calm down
  27. Kneads neck lump like bread dough
  28. Discusses current portion size