ChewswithmouthopenDiscussesAllie orKenneth’sweightIs adomineeringassholeTalks aboutnumber ofpounds lostBrings upa familyvacationHorrified bygracesnudity/pottybehaviorFalls asleepon thecouch (withshoes)Makes a bigdeal out ofpaying forsomethingKneadsneck lumplike breaddoughPostsextensiverecap toFacebookMoves barstool towrong partof counterGaslights usabout what hethinks the kidsshould becapable ofdoingGetscalled outby LoganMentionshis tastebudsTells Logan torelax or thathe’s beingsensitive or tocalm downStartsawkwardquestion with“so Kenneth…”or “so Allie…”Starts to saysomething andtakes an unusualpause...or multiplepauses… perhapschewingElicits eyeroll fromAdeleAbsurd mealtime/foodsuggestionfor toddlersMakesgrandfatherclocknoisesSpeakswith foodin mouthPassiveaggressivecommentsabout lack ofhousingDiscussescurrentportionsize“Whoawhoawhoa”DiscussdietaryrestrictionsTalks about hisweight loss andorders somethingunhealthy insame mealperiod“No nono nono”Speaks withexpertise ona topic heknowsnothing aboutChewswithmouthopenDiscussesAllie orKenneth’sweightIs adomineeringassholeTalks aboutnumber ofpounds lostBrings upa familyvacationHorrified bygracesnudity/pottybehaviorFalls asleepon thecouch (withshoes)Makes a bigdeal out ofpaying forsomethingKneadsneck lumplike breaddoughPostsextensiverecap toFacebookMoves barstool towrong partof counterGaslights usabout what hethinks the kidsshould becapable ofdoingGetscalled outby LoganMentionshis tastebudsTells Logan torelax or thathe’s beingsensitive or tocalm downStartsawkwardquestion with“so Kenneth…”or “so Allie…”Starts to saysomething andtakes an unusualpause...or multiplepauses… perhapschewingElicits eyeroll fromAdeleAbsurd mealtime/foodsuggestionfor toddlersMakesgrandfatherclocknoisesSpeakswith foodin mouthPassiveaggressivecommentsabout lack ofhousingDiscussescurrentportionsize“Whoawhoawhoa”DiscussdietaryrestrictionsTalks about hisweight loss andorders somethingunhealthy insame mealperiod“No nono nono”Speaks withexpertise ona topic heknowsnothing about

John Bingo March 2026 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Chews with mouth open
  2. Discusses Allie or Kenneth’s weight
  3. Is a domineering asshole
  4. Talks about number of pounds lost
  5. Brings up a family vacation
  6. Horrified by graces nudity/potty behavior
  7. Falls asleep on the couch (with shoes)
  8. Makes a big deal out of paying for something
  9. Kneads neck lump like bread dough
  10. Posts extensive recap to Facebook
  11. Moves bar stool to wrong part of counter
  12. Gaslights us about what he thinks the kids should be capable of doing
  13. Gets called out by Logan
  14. Mentions his taste buds
  15. Tells Logan to relax or that he’s being sensitive or to calm down
  16. Starts awkward question with “so Kenneth…” or “so Allie…”
  17. Starts to say something and takes an unusual pause...or multiple pauses… perhaps chewing
  18. Elicits eye roll from Adele
  19. Absurd meal time/food suggestion for toddlers
  20. Makes grandfather clock noises
  21. Speaks with food in mouth
  22. Passive aggressive comments about lack of housing
  23. Discusses current portion size
  24. “Whoa whoa whoa”
  25. Discuss dietary restrictions
  26. Talks about his weight loss and orders something unhealthy in same meal period
  27. “No no no no no”
  28. Speaks with expertise on a topic he knows nothing about