Chewswithmouthopen“Whoawhoawhoa”Falls asleepon thecouch (withshoes)“No nono nono”Getscalled outby LoganDiscussdietaryrestrictionsStartsawkwardquestion with“so Kenneth…”or “so Allie…”Speakswith foodin mouthMentionshis tastebudsPostsextensiverecap toFacebookHorrified bygracesnudity/pottybehaviorTalks aboutnumber ofpounds lostKneadsneck lumplike breaddoughPassiveaggressivecommentsabout lack ofhousingMakesgrandfatherclocknoisesElicits eyeroll fromAdeleGaslights usabout what hethinks the kidsshould becapable ofdoingTells Logan torelax or thathe’s beingsensitive or tocalm downDiscussesAllie orKenneth’sweightMakes a bigdeal out ofpaying forsomethingStarts to saysomething andtakes an unusualpause...or multiplepauses… perhapschewingTalks about hisweight loss andorders somethingunhealthy insame mealperiodSpeaks withexpertise ona topic heknowsnothing aboutBrings upa familyvacationMoves barstool towrong partof counterIs adomineeringassholeDiscussescurrentportionsizeAbsurd mealtime/foodsuggestionfor toddlersChewswithmouthopen“Whoawhoawhoa”Falls asleepon thecouch (withshoes)“No nono nono”Getscalled outby LoganDiscussdietaryrestrictionsStartsawkwardquestion with“so Kenneth…”or “so Allie…”Speakswith foodin mouthMentionshis tastebudsPostsextensiverecap toFacebookHorrified bygracesnudity/pottybehaviorTalks aboutnumber ofpounds lostKneadsneck lumplike breaddoughPassiveaggressivecommentsabout lack ofhousingMakesgrandfatherclocknoisesElicits eyeroll fromAdeleGaslights usabout what hethinks the kidsshould becapable ofdoingTells Logan torelax or thathe’s beingsensitive or tocalm downDiscussesAllie orKenneth’sweightMakes a bigdeal out ofpaying forsomethingStarts to saysomething andtakes an unusualpause...or multiplepauses… perhapschewingTalks about hisweight loss andorders somethingunhealthy insame mealperiodSpeaks withexpertise ona topic heknowsnothing aboutBrings upa familyvacationMoves barstool towrong partof counterIs adomineeringassholeDiscussescurrentportionsizeAbsurd mealtime/foodsuggestionfor toddlers

John Bingo March 2026 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Chews with mouth open
  2. “Whoa whoa whoa”
  3. Falls asleep on the couch (with shoes)
  4. “No no no no no”
  5. Gets called out by Logan
  6. Discuss dietary restrictions
  7. Starts awkward question with “so Kenneth…” or “so Allie…”
  8. Speaks with food in mouth
  9. Mentions his taste buds
  10. Posts extensive recap to Facebook
  11. Horrified by graces nudity/potty behavior
  12. Talks about number of pounds lost
  13. Kneads neck lump like bread dough
  14. Passive aggressive comments about lack of housing
  15. Makes grandfather clock noises
  16. Elicits eye roll from Adele
  17. Gaslights us about what he thinks the kids should be capable of doing
  18. Tells Logan to relax or that he’s being sensitive or to calm down
  19. Discusses Allie or Kenneth’s weight
  20. Makes a big deal out of paying for something
  21. Starts to say something and takes an unusual pause...or multiple pauses… perhaps chewing
  22. Talks about his weight loss and orders something unhealthy in same meal period
  23. Speaks with expertise on a topic he knows nothing about
  24. Brings up a family vacation
  25. Moves bar stool to wrong part of counter
  26. Is a domineering asshole
  27. Discusses current portion size
  28. Absurd meal time/food suggestion for toddlers