Speaks withexpertise ona topic heknowsnothing aboutDiscussdietaryrestrictionsBrings upa familyvacationAbsurd mealtime/foodsuggestionfor toddlersSpeakswith foodin mouthPostsextensiverecap toFacebookStartsawkwardquestion with“so Kenneth…”or “so Allie…”Falls asleepon thecouch (withshoes)Getscalled outby LoganMakes a bigdeal out ofpaying forsomethingDiscussescurrentportionsizeTalks aboutnumber ofpounds lostMentionshis tastebudsElicits eyeroll fromAdeleTells Logan torelax or thathe’s beingsensitive or tocalm down“Whoawhoawhoa”ChewswithmouthopenMakesgrandfatherclocknoisesTalks about hisweight loss andorders somethingunhealthy insame mealperiodIs adomineeringassholeMoves barstool towrong partof counterDiscussesAllie orKenneth’sweightPassiveaggressivecommentsabout lack ofhousingHorrified bygracesnudity/pottybehaviorStarts to saysomething andtakes an unusualpause...or multiplepauses… perhapschewingKneadsneck lumplike breaddough“No nono nono”Gaslights usabout what hethinks the kidsshould becapable ofdoingSpeaks withexpertise ona topic heknowsnothing aboutDiscussdietaryrestrictionsBrings upa familyvacationAbsurd mealtime/foodsuggestionfor toddlersSpeakswith foodin mouthPostsextensiverecap toFacebookStartsawkwardquestion with“so Kenneth…”or “so Allie…”Falls asleepon thecouch (withshoes)Getscalled outby LoganMakes a bigdeal out ofpaying forsomethingDiscussescurrentportionsizeTalks aboutnumber ofpounds lostMentionshis tastebudsElicits eyeroll fromAdeleTells Logan torelax or thathe’s beingsensitive or tocalm down“Whoawhoawhoa”ChewswithmouthopenMakesgrandfatherclocknoisesTalks about hisweight loss andorders somethingunhealthy insame mealperiodIs adomineeringassholeMoves barstool towrong partof counterDiscussesAllie orKenneth’sweightPassiveaggressivecommentsabout lack ofhousingHorrified bygracesnudity/pottybehaviorStarts to saysomething andtakes an unusualpause...or multiplepauses… perhapschewingKneadsneck lumplike breaddough“No nono nono”Gaslights usabout what hethinks the kidsshould becapable ofdoing

John Bingo March 2026 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Speaks with expertise on a topic he knows nothing about
  2. Discuss dietary restrictions
  3. Brings up a family vacation
  4. Absurd meal time/food suggestion for toddlers
  5. Speaks with food in mouth
  6. Posts extensive recap to Facebook
  7. Starts awkward question with “so Kenneth…” or “so Allie…”
  8. Falls asleep on the couch (with shoes)
  9. Gets called out by Logan
  10. Makes a big deal out of paying for something
  11. Discusses current portion size
  12. Talks about number of pounds lost
  13. Mentions his taste buds
  14. Elicits eye roll from Adele
  15. Tells Logan to relax or that he’s being sensitive or to calm down
  16. “Whoa whoa whoa”
  17. Chews with mouth open
  18. Makes grandfather clock noises
  19. Talks about his weight loss and orders something unhealthy in same meal period
  20. Is a domineering asshole
  21. Moves bar stool to wrong part of counter
  22. Discusses Allie or Kenneth’s weight
  23. Passive aggressive comments about lack of housing
  24. Horrified by graces nudity/potty behavior
  25. Starts to say something and takes an unusual pause...or multiple pauses… perhaps chewing
  26. Kneads neck lump like bread dough
  27. “No no no no no”
  28. Gaslights us about what he thinks the kids should be capable of doing