Talks aboutnumber ofpounds lostPostsextensiverecap toFacebookSpeaks withexpertise ona topic heknowsnothing aboutIs adomineeringassholeHorrified bygracesnudity/pottybehaviorKneadsneck lumplike breaddoughTells Logan torelax or thathe’s beingsensitive or tocalm downMentionshis tastebudsMoves barstool towrong partof counterDiscussdietaryrestrictionsMakesgrandfatherclocknoisesAbsurd mealtime/foodsuggestionfor toddlersDiscussesAllie orKenneth’sweightMakes a bigdeal out ofpaying forsomethingPassiveaggressivecommentsabout lack ofhousingSpeakswith foodin mouthStarts to saysomething andtakes an unusualpause...or multiplepauses… perhapschewing“Whoawhoawhoa”Gaslights usabout what hethinks the kidsshould becapable ofdoing“No nono nono”Getscalled outby LoganBrings upa familyvacationChewswithmouthopenDiscussescurrentportionsizeTalks about hisweight loss andorders somethingunhealthy insame mealperiodStartsawkwardquestion with“so Kenneth…”or “so Allie…”Falls asleepon thecouch (withshoes)Elicits eyeroll fromAdeleTalks aboutnumber ofpounds lostPostsextensiverecap toFacebookSpeaks withexpertise ona topic heknowsnothing aboutIs adomineeringassholeHorrified bygracesnudity/pottybehaviorKneadsneck lumplike breaddoughTells Logan torelax or thathe’s beingsensitive or tocalm downMentionshis tastebudsMoves barstool towrong partof counterDiscussdietaryrestrictionsMakesgrandfatherclocknoisesAbsurd mealtime/foodsuggestionfor toddlersDiscussesAllie orKenneth’sweightMakes a bigdeal out ofpaying forsomethingPassiveaggressivecommentsabout lack ofhousingSpeakswith foodin mouthStarts to saysomething andtakes an unusualpause...or multiplepauses… perhapschewing“Whoawhoawhoa”Gaslights usabout what hethinks the kidsshould becapable ofdoing“No nono nono”Getscalled outby LoganBrings upa familyvacationChewswithmouthopenDiscussescurrentportionsizeTalks about hisweight loss andorders somethingunhealthy insame mealperiodStartsawkwardquestion with“so Kenneth…”or “so Allie…”Falls asleepon thecouch (withshoes)Elicits eyeroll fromAdele

John Bingo March 2026 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Talks about number of pounds lost
  2. Posts extensive recap to Facebook
  3. Speaks with expertise on a topic he knows nothing about
  4. Is a domineering asshole
  5. Horrified by graces nudity/potty behavior
  6. Kneads neck lump like bread dough
  7. Tells Logan to relax or that he’s being sensitive or to calm down
  8. Mentions his taste buds
  9. Moves bar stool to wrong part of counter
  10. Discuss dietary restrictions
  11. Makes grandfather clock noises
  12. Absurd meal time/food suggestion for toddlers
  13. Discusses Allie or Kenneth’s weight
  14. Makes a big deal out of paying for something
  15. Passive aggressive comments about lack of housing
  16. Speaks with food in mouth
  17. Starts to say something and takes an unusual pause...or multiple pauses… perhaps chewing
  18. “Whoa whoa whoa”
  19. Gaslights us about what he thinks the kids should be capable of doing
  20. “No no no no no”
  21. Gets called out by Logan
  22. Brings up a family vacation
  23. Chews with mouth open
  24. Discusses current portion size
  25. Talks about his weight loss and orders something unhealthy in same meal period
  26. Starts awkward question with “so Kenneth…” or “so Allie…”
  27. Falls asleep on the couch (with shoes)
  28. Elicits eye roll from Adele