Elicits eyeroll fromAdeleHorrified bygracesnudity/pottybehaviorDiscussescurrentportionsizeIs adomineeringasshole“No nono nono”Falls asleepon thecouch (withshoes)DiscussdietaryrestrictionsGetscalled outby Logan“Whoawhoawhoa”Kneadsneck lumplike breaddoughChewswithmouthopenBrings upa familyvacationMakesgrandfatherclocknoisesStarts to saysomething andtakes an unusualpause...or multiplepauses… perhapschewingPassiveaggressivecommentsabout lack ofhousingPostsextensiverecap toFacebookTells Logan torelax or thathe’s beingsensitive or tocalm downMoves barstool towrong partof counterDiscussesAllie orKenneth’sweightMentionshis tastebudsStartsawkwardquestion with“so Kenneth…”or “so Allie…”Speaks withexpertise ona topic heknowsnothing aboutGaslights usabout what hethinks the kidsshould becapable ofdoingTalks about hisweight loss andorders somethingunhealthy insame mealperiodAbsurd mealtime/foodsuggestionfor toddlersMakes a bigdeal out ofpaying forsomethingSpeakswith foodin mouthTalks aboutnumber ofpounds lostElicits eyeroll fromAdeleHorrified bygracesnudity/pottybehaviorDiscussescurrentportionsizeIs adomineeringasshole“No nono nono”Falls asleepon thecouch (withshoes)DiscussdietaryrestrictionsGetscalled outby Logan“Whoawhoawhoa”Kneadsneck lumplike breaddoughChewswithmouthopenBrings upa familyvacationMakesgrandfatherclocknoisesStarts to saysomething andtakes an unusualpause...or multiplepauses… perhapschewingPassiveaggressivecommentsabout lack ofhousingPostsextensiverecap toFacebookTells Logan torelax or thathe’s beingsensitive or tocalm downMoves barstool towrong partof counterDiscussesAllie orKenneth’sweightMentionshis tastebudsStartsawkwardquestion with“so Kenneth…”or “so Allie…”Speaks withexpertise ona topic heknowsnothing aboutGaslights usabout what hethinks the kidsshould becapable ofdoingTalks about hisweight loss andorders somethingunhealthy insame mealperiodAbsurd mealtime/foodsuggestionfor toddlersMakes a bigdeal out ofpaying forsomethingSpeakswith foodin mouthTalks aboutnumber ofpounds lost

John Bingo March 2026 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Elicits eye roll from Adele
  2. Horrified by graces nudity/potty behavior
  3. Discusses current portion size
  4. Is a domineering asshole
  5. “No no no no no”
  6. Falls asleep on the couch (with shoes)
  7. Discuss dietary restrictions
  8. Gets called out by Logan
  9. “Whoa whoa whoa”
  10. Kneads neck lump like bread dough
  11. Chews with mouth open
  12. Brings up a family vacation
  13. Makes grandfather clock noises
  14. Starts to say something and takes an unusual pause...or multiple pauses… perhaps chewing
  15. Passive aggressive comments about lack of housing
  16. Posts extensive recap to Facebook
  17. Tells Logan to relax or that he’s being sensitive or to calm down
  18. Moves bar stool to wrong part of counter
  19. Discusses Allie or Kenneth’s weight
  20. Mentions his taste buds
  21. Starts awkward question with “so Kenneth…” or “so Allie…”
  22. Speaks with expertise on a topic he knows nothing about
  23. Gaslights us about what he thinks the kids should be capable of doing
  24. Talks about his weight loss and orders something unhealthy in same meal period
  25. Absurd meal time/food suggestion for toddlers
  26. Makes a big deal out of paying for something
  27. Speaks with food in mouth
  28. Talks about number of pounds lost