Speakswith foodin mouthBrings upa familyvacationMoves barstool towrong partof counterFalls asleepon thecouch (withshoes)“Whoawhoawhoa”Starts to saysomething andtakes an unusualpause...or multiplepauses… perhapschewingSpeaks withexpertise ona topic heknowsnothing aboutPassiveaggressivecommentsabout lack ofhousingStartsawkwardquestion with“so Kenneth…”or “so Allie…”Mentionshis tastebudsMakes a bigdeal out ofpaying forsomethingKneadsneck lumplike breaddoughGetscalled outby LoganHorrified bygracesnudity/pottybehaviorTalks about hisweight loss andorders somethingunhealthy insame mealperiodDiscussdietaryrestrictionsPostsextensiverecap toFacebookDiscussescurrentportionsizeDiscussesAllie orKenneth’sweightIs adomineeringassholeChewswithmouthopen“No nono nono”Tells Logan torelax or thathe’s beingsensitive or tocalm downGaslights usabout what hethinks the kidsshould becapable ofdoingAbsurd mealtime/foodsuggestionfor toddlersTalks aboutnumber ofpounds lostElicits eyeroll fromAdeleMakesgrandfatherclocknoisesSpeakswith foodin mouthBrings upa familyvacationMoves barstool towrong partof counterFalls asleepon thecouch (withshoes)“Whoawhoawhoa”Starts to saysomething andtakes an unusualpause...or multiplepauses… perhapschewingSpeaks withexpertise ona topic heknowsnothing aboutPassiveaggressivecommentsabout lack ofhousingStartsawkwardquestion with“so Kenneth…”or “so Allie…”Mentionshis tastebudsMakes a bigdeal out ofpaying forsomethingKneadsneck lumplike breaddoughGetscalled outby LoganHorrified bygracesnudity/pottybehaviorTalks about hisweight loss andorders somethingunhealthy insame mealperiodDiscussdietaryrestrictionsPostsextensiverecap toFacebookDiscussescurrentportionsizeDiscussesAllie orKenneth’sweightIs adomineeringassholeChewswithmouthopen“No nono nono”Tells Logan torelax or thathe’s beingsensitive or tocalm downGaslights usabout what hethinks the kidsshould becapable ofdoingAbsurd mealtime/foodsuggestionfor toddlersTalks aboutnumber ofpounds lostElicits eyeroll fromAdeleMakesgrandfatherclocknoises

John Bingo March 2026 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Speaks with food in mouth
  2. Brings up a family vacation
  3. Moves bar stool to wrong part of counter
  4. Falls asleep on the couch (with shoes)
  5. “Whoa whoa whoa”
  6. Starts to say something and takes an unusual pause...or multiple pauses… perhaps chewing
  7. Speaks with expertise on a topic he knows nothing about
  8. Passive aggressive comments about lack of housing
  9. Starts awkward question with “so Kenneth…” or “so Allie…”
  10. Mentions his taste buds
  11. Makes a big deal out of paying for something
  12. Kneads neck lump like bread dough
  13. Gets called out by Logan
  14. Horrified by graces nudity/potty behavior
  15. Talks about his weight loss and orders something unhealthy in same meal period
  16. Discuss dietary restrictions
  17. Posts extensive recap to Facebook
  18. Discusses current portion size
  19. Discusses Allie or Kenneth’s weight
  20. Is a domineering asshole
  21. Chews with mouth open
  22. “No no no no no”
  23. Tells Logan to relax or that he’s being sensitive or to calm down
  24. Gaslights us about what he thinks the kids should be capable of doing
  25. Absurd meal time/food suggestion for toddlers
  26. Talks about number of pounds lost
  27. Elicits eye roll from Adele
  28. Makes grandfather clock noises