Shower Thoughts Bingo

Shower Thoughts Bingo Card
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This bingo card has a free space and 24 words: Forgetting if you already washed your hair five seconds after doing it, Wondering if time actually exists or if we just invented it to feel busy, Staring at a soap bottle and realizing you are just a brain driving a bone mech, Realizing your dog doesn't know your name, only your voice, Winning an imaginary argument against someone from three years ago, Realizing that plastic dinosaurs are technically made of actual real dinosaurs, Formulating a flawless, multi-million dollar movie plot you will never write, If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean or is the soap dirty?, Thinking about how the door is always locked to keep people out, or keep you in, Realizing that your future self is actively watching you through a memory, Getting a single, specific 5-second TikTok audio looped in your head, Thinking about how your teeth are the only part of your skeleton you wash, Staring at your hands and realizing they just do whatever you think, Wondering what the ocean floor looks like right at this exact second, Realizing that 2020 was six years ago and panicking about the passage of time, Realizing house cats would absolutely hunt and eat us if they were bigger, Thinking about how your brain named itself and is currently studying itself, Wondering who the first person was to look at a cow and say "I'm gonna drink that", Realizing that shadows prove light has traveled millions of miles to be stopped, Adjusting the knob by one millimeter and shifting from ice age to magma, Suddenly realizing the exact, perfect solution to a logic or coding bug, Realizing that a key just unlocks a specific configuration of metal teeth, Thinking about how an onion is just a vegetable with a bunch of wrappers and Wondering if aliens haven't visited us because we are the uncontacted tribe.

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