Winning animaginaryargumentagainstsomeone fromthree years agoRealizing thatyour future selfis activelywatching youthrough amemoryAdjusting theknob by onemillimeter andshifting from iceage to magmaRealizing thatplasticdinosaurs aretechnicallymade of actualreal dinosaursStaring at asoap bottle andrealizing youare just a braindriving a bonemechThinking abouthow your teethare the onlypart of yourskeleton youwashWondering whothe first personwas to look at acow and say"I'm gonnadrink that"Getting asingle, specific5-secondTikTok audiolooped in yourheadRealizing yourdog doesn'tknow yourname, onlyyour voiceFormulating aflawless, multi-million dollarmovie plot youwill never writeWonderingwhat the oceanfloor looks likeright at thisexact secondStaring at yourhands andrealizing theyjust dowhatever youthinkRealizing housecats wouldabsolutely huntand eat us ifthey were biggerIf you dropsoap on thefloor, is the floorclean or is thesoap dirty?Realizing that2020 was sixyears ago andpanicking aboutthe passage oftimeForgetting ifyou alreadywashed yourhair fiveseconds afterdoing itThinking abouthow your brainnamed itselfand is currentlystudying itselfWondering ifaliens haven'tvisited usbecause we arethe uncontactedtribeThinking abouthow an onion isjust a vegetablewith a bunch ofwrappersWondering iftime actuallyexists or if wejust inventedit to feel busyRealizing thatshadows provelight hastraveledmillions of milesto be stoppedRealizing that akey just unlocksa specificconfiguration ofmetal teethThinking abouthow the door isalways lockedto keep peopleout, or keepyou inSuddenlyrealizing theexact, perfectsolution to alogic or codingbugWinning animaginaryargumentagainstsomeone fromthree years agoRealizing thatyour future selfis activelywatching youthrough amemoryAdjusting theknob by onemillimeter andshifting from iceage to magmaRealizing thatplasticdinosaurs aretechnicallymade of actualreal dinosaursStaring at asoap bottle andrealizing youare just a braindriving a bonemechThinking abouthow your teethare the onlypart of yourskeleton youwashWondering whothe first personwas to look at acow and say"I'm gonnadrink that"Getting asingle, specific5-secondTikTok audiolooped in yourheadRealizing yourdog doesn'tknow yourname, onlyyour voiceFormulating aflawless, multi-million dollarmovie plot youwill never writeWonderingwhat the oceanfloor looks likeright at thisexact secondStaring at yourhands andrealizing theyjust dowhatever youthinkRealizing housecats wouldabsolutely huntand eat us ifthey were biggerIf you dropsoap on thefloor, is the floorclean or is thesoap dirty?Realizing that2020 was sixyears ago andpanicking aboutthe passage oftimeForgetting ifyou alreadywashed yourhair fiveseconds afterdoing itThinking abouthow your brainnamed itselfand is currentlystudying itselfWondering ifaliens haven'tvisited usbecause we arethe uncontactedtribeThinking abouthow an onion isjust a vegetablewith a bunch ofwrappersWondering iftime actuallyexists or if wejust inventedit to feel busyRealizing thatshadows provelight hastraveledmillions of milesto be stoppedRealizing that akey just unlocksa specificconfiguration ofmetal teethThinking abouthow the door isalways lockedto keep peopleout, or keepyou inSuddenlyrealizing theexact, perfectsolution to alogic or codingbug

Shower Thoughts Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Winning an imaginary argument against someone from three years ago
  2. Realizing that your future self is actively watching you through a memory
  3. Adjusting the knob by one millimeter and shifting from ice age to magma
  4. Realizing that plastic dinosaurs are technically made of actual real dinosaurs
  5. Staring at a soap bottle and realizing you are just a brain driving a bone mech
  6. Thinking about how your teeth are the only part of your skeleton you wash
  7. Wondering who the first person was to look at a cow and say "I'm gonna drink that"
  8. Getting a single, specific 5-second TikTok audio looped in your head
  9. Realizing your dog doesn't know your name, only your voice
  10. Formulating a flawless, multi-million dollar movie plot you will never write
  11. Wondering what the ocean floor looks like right at this exact second
  12. Staring at your hands and realizing they just do whatever you think
  13. Realizing house cats would absolutely hunt and eat us if they were bigger
  14. If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean or is the soap dirty?
  15. Realizing that 2020 was six years ago and panicking about the passage of time
  16. Forgetting if you already washed your hair five seconds after doing it
  17. Thinking about how your brain named itself and is currently studying itself
  18. Wondering if aliens haven't visited us because we are the uncontacted tribe
  19. Thinking about how an onion is just a vegetable with a bunch of wrappers
  20. Wondering if time actually exists or if we just invented it to feel busy
  21. Realizing that shadows prove light has traveled millions of miles to be stopped
  22. Realizing that a key just unlocks a specific configuration of metal teeth
  23. Thinking about how the door is always locked to keep people out, or keep you in
  24. Suddenly realizing the exact, perfect solution to a logic or coding bug