Adjusting theknob by onemillimeter andshifting from iceage to magmaWonderingwhat the oceanfloor looks likeright at thisexact secondRealizing thatyour future selfis activelywatching youthrough amemoryRealizing that2020 was sixyears ago andpanicking aboutthe passage oftimeSuddenlyrealizing theexact, perfectsolution to alogic or codingbugThinking abouthow your brainnamed itselfand is currentlystudying itselfForgetting ifyou alreadywashed yourhair fiveseconds afterdoing itRealizing thatplasticdinosaurs aretechnicallymade of actualreal dinosaursThinking abouthow an onion isjust a vegetablewith a bunch ofwrappersStaring at yourhands andrealizing theyjust dowhatever youthinkFormulating aflawless, multi-million dollarmovie plot youwill never writeThinking abouthow the door isalways lockedto keep peopleout, or keepyou inRealizing housecats wouldabsolutely huntand eat us ifthey were biggerIf you dropsoap on thefloor, is the floorclean or is thesoap dirty?Winning animaginaryargumentagainstsomeone fromthree years agoRealizing that akey just unlocksa specificconfiguration ofmetal teethWondering whothe first personwas to look at acow and say"I'm gonnadrink that"Realizing yourdog doesn'tknow yourname, onlyyour voiceGetting asingle, specific5-secondTikTok audiolooped in yourheadStaring at asoap bottle andrealizing youare just a braindriving a bonemechThinking abouthow your teethare the onlypart of yourskeleton youwashRealizing thatshadows provelight hastraveledmillions of milesto be stoppedWondering ifaliens haven'tvisited usbecause we arethe uncontactedtribeWondering iftime actuallyexists or if wejust inventedit to feel busyAdjusting theknob by onemillimeter andshifting from iceage to magmaWonderingwhat the oceanfloor looks likeright at thisexact secondRealizing thatyour future selfis activelywatching youthrough amemoryRealizing that2020 was sixyears ago andpanicking aboutthe passage oftimeSuddenlyrealizing theexact, perfectsolution to alogic or codingbugThinking abouthow your brainnamed itselfand is currentlystudying itselfForgetting ifyou alreadywashed yourhair fiveseconds afterdoing itRealizing thatplasticdinosaurs aretechnicallymade of actualreal dinosaursThinking abouthow an onion isjust a vegetablewith a bunch ofwrappersStaring at yourhands andrealizing theyjust dowhatever youthinkFormulating aflawless, multi-million dollarmovie plot youwill never writeThinking abouthow the door isalways lockedto keep peopleout, or keepyou inRealizing housecats wouldabsolutely huntand eat us ifthey were biggerIf you dropsoap on thefloor, is the floorclean or is thesoap dirty?Winning animaginaryargumentagainstsomeone fromthree years agoRealizing that akey just unlocksa specificconfiguration ofmetal teethWondering whothe first personwas to look at acow and say"I'm gonnadrink that"Realizing yourdog doesn'tknow yourname, onlyyour voiceGetting asingle, specific5-secondTikTok audiolooped in yourheadStaring at asoap bottle andrealizing youare just a braindriving a bonemechThinking abouthow your teethare the onlypart of yourskeleton youwashRealizing thatshadows provelight hastraveledmillions of milesto be stoppedWondering ifaliens haven'tvisited usbecause we arethe uncontactedtribeWondering iftime actuallyexists or if wejust inventedit to feel busy

Shower Thoughts Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Adjusting the knob by one millimeter and shifting from ice age to magma
  2. Wondering what the ocean floor looks like right at this exact second
  3. Realizing that your future self is actively watching you through a memory
  4. Realizing that 2020 was six years ago and panicking about the passage of time
  5. Suddenly realizing the exact, perfect solution to a logic or coding bug
  6. Thinking about how your brain named itself and is currently studying itself
  7. Forgetting if you already washed your hair five seconds after doing it
  8. Realizing that plastic dinosaurs are technically made of actual real dinosaurs
  9. Thinking about how an onion is just a vegetable with a bunch of wrappers
  10. Staring at your hands and realizing they just do whatever you think
  11. Formulating a flawless, multi-million dollar movie plot you will never write
  12. Thinking about how the door is always locked to keep people out, or keep you in
  13. Realizing house cats would absolutely hunt and eat us if they were bigger
  14. If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean or is the soap dirty?
  15. Winning an imaginary argument against someone from three years ago
  16. Realizing that a key just unlocks a specific configuration of metal teeth
  17. Wondering who the first person was to look at a cow and say "I'm gonna drink that"
  18. Realizing your dog doesn't know your name, only your voice
  19. Getting a single, specific 5-second TikTok audio looped in your head
  20. Staring at a soap bottle and realizing you are just a brain driving a bone mech
  21. Thinking about how your teeth are the only part of your skeleton you wash
  22. Realizing that shadows prove light has traveled millions of miles to be stopped
  23. Wondering if aliens haven't visited us because we are the uncontacted tribe
  24. Wondering if time actually exists or if we just invented it to feel busy