Thinking abouthow your teethare the onlypart of yourskeleton youwashWonderingwhat the oceanfloor looks likeright at thisexact secondGetting asingle, specific5-secondTikTok audiolooped in yourheadWinning animaginaryargumentagainstsomeone fromthree years agoStaring at asoap bottle andrealizing youare just a braindriving a bonemechRealizing thatyour future selfis activelywatching youthrough amemoryAdjusting theknob by onemillimeter andshifting from iceage to magmaRealizing that2020 was sixyears ago andpanicking aboutthe passage oftimeStaring at yourhands andrealizing theyjust dowhatever youthinkWondering iftime actuallyexists or if wejust inventedit to feel busyThinking abouthow the door isalways lockedto keep peopleout, or keepyou inFormulating aflawless, multi-million dollarmovie plot youwill never writeRealizing thatplasticdinosaurs aretechnicallymade of actualreal dinosaursRealizing thatshadows provelight hastraveledmillions of milesto be stoppedRealizing housecats wouldabsolutely huntand eat us ifthey were biggerWondering whothe first personwas to look at acow and say"I'm gonnadrink that"Thinking abouthow your brainnamed itselfand is currentlystudying itselfWondering ifaliens haven'tvisited usbecause we arethe uncontactedtribeRealizing that akey just unlocksa specificconfiguration ofmetal teethSuddenlyrealizing theexact, perfectsolution to alogic or codingbugIf you dropsoap on thefloor, is the floorclean or is thesoap dirty?Forgetting ifyou alreadywashed yourhair fiveseconds afterdoing itRealizing yourdog doesn'tknow yourname, onlyyour voiceThinking abouthow an onion isjust a vegetablewith a bunch ofwrappersThinking abouthow your teethare the onlypart of yourskeleton youwashWonderingwhat the oceanfloor looks likeright at thisexact secondGetting asingle, specific5-secondTikTok audiolooped in yourheadWinning animaginaryargumentagainstsomeone fromthree years agoStaring at asoap bottle andrealizing youare just a braindriving a bonemechRealizing thatyour future selfis activelywatching youthrough amemoryAdjusting theknob by onemillimeter andshifting from iceage to magmaRealizing that2020 was sixyears ago andpanicking aboutthe passage oftimeStaring at yourhands andrealizing theyjust dowhatever youthinkWondering iftime actuallyexists or if wejust inventedit to feel busyThinking abouthow the door isalways lockedto keep peopleout, or keepyou inFormulating aflawless, multi-million dollarmovie plot youwill never writeRealizing thatplasticdinosaurs aretechnicallymade of actualreal dinosaursRealizing thatshadows provelight hastraveledmillions of milesto be stoppedRealizing housecats wouldabsolutely huntand eat us ifthey were biggerWondering whothe first personwas to look at acow and say"I'm gonnadrink that"Thinking abouthow your brainnamed itselfand is currentlystudying itselfWondering ifaliens haven'tvisited usbecause we arethe uncontactedtribeRealizing that akey just unlocksa specificconfiguration ofmetal teethSuddenlyrealizing theexact, perfectsolution to alogic or codingbugIf you dropsoap on thefloor, is the floorclean or is thesoap dirty?Forgetting ifyou alreadywashed yourhair fiveseconds afterdoing itRealizing yourdog doesn'tknow yourname, onlyyour voiceThinking abouthow an onion isjust a vegetablewith a bunch ofwrappers

Shower Thoughts Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Thinking about how your teeth are the only part of your skeleton you wash
  2. Wondering what the ocean floor looks like right at this exact second
  3. Getting a single, specific 5-second TikTok audio looped in your head
  4. Winning an imaginary argument against someone from three years ago
  5. Staring at a soap bottle and realizing you are just a brain driving a bone mech
  6. Realizing that your future self is actively watching you through a memory
  7. Adjusting the knob by one millimeter and shifting from ice age to magma
  8. Realizing that 2020 was six years ago and panicking about the passage of time
  9. Staring at your hands and realizing they just do whatever you think
  10. Wondering if time actually exists or if we just invented it to feel busy
  11. Thinking about how the door is always locked to keep people out, or keep you in
  12. Formulating a flawless, multi-million dollar movie plot you will never write
  13. Realizing that plastic dinosaurs are technically made of actual real dinosaurs
  14. Realizing that shadows prove light has traveled millions of miles to be stopped
  15. Realizing house cats would absolutely hunt and eat us if they were bigger
  16. Wondering who the first person was to look at a cow and say "I'm gonna drink that"
  17. Thinking about how your brain named itself and is currently studying itself
  18. Wondering if aliens haven't visited us because we are the uncontacted tribe
  19. Realizing that a key just unlocks a specific configuration of metal teeth
  20. Suddenly realizing the exact, perfect solution to a logic or coding bug
  21. If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean or is the soap dirty?
  22. Forgetting if you already washed your hair five seconds after doing it
  23. Realizing your dog doesn't know your name, only your voice
  24. Thinking about how an onion is just a vegetable with a bunch of wrappers