Realizing thatyour future selfis activelywatching youthrough amemoryRealizing housecats wouldabsolutely huntand eat us ifthey were biggerForgetting ifyou alreadywashed yourhair fiveseconds afterdoing itWondering iftime actuallyexists or if wejust inventedit to feel busyStaring at asoap bottle andrealizing youare just a braindriving a bonemechRealizing that2020 was sixyears ago andpanicking aboutthe passage oftimeRealizing yourdog doesn'tknow yourname, onlyyour voiceStaring at yourhands andrealizing theyjust dowhatever youthinkThinking abouthow your teethare the onlypart of yourskeleton youwashRealizing thatshadows provelight hastraveledmillions of milesto be stoppedWonderingwhat the oceanfloor looks likeright at thisexact secondThinking abouthow the door isalways lockedto keep peopleout, or keepyou inGetting asingle, specific5-secondTikTok audiolooped in yourheadFormulating aflawless, multi-million dollarmovie plot youwill never writeWondering whothe first personwas to look at acow and say"I'm gonnadrink that"Realizing thatplasticdinosaurs aretechnicallymade of actualreal dinosaursIf you dropsoap on thefloor, is the floorclean or is thesoap dirty?Winning animaginaryargumentagainstsomeone fromthree years agoThinking abouthow an onion isjust a vegetablewith a bunch ofwrappersRealizing that akey just unlocksa specificconfiguration ofmetal teethWondering ifaliens haven'tvisited usbecause we arethe uncontactedtribeAdjusting theknob by onemillimeter andshifting from iceage to magmaSuddenlyrealizing theexact, perfectsolution to alogic or codingbugThinking abouthow your brainnamed itselfand is currentlystudying itselfRealizing thatyour future selfis activelywatching youthrough amemoryRealizing housecats wouldabsolutely huntand eat us ifthey were biggerForgetting ifyou alreadywashed yourhair fiveseconds afterdoing itWondering iftime actuallyexists or if wejust inventedit to feel busyStaring at asoap bottle andrealizing youare just a braindriving a bonemechRealizing that2020 was sixyears ago andpanicking aboutthe passage oftimeRealizing yourdog doesn'tknow yourname, onlyyour voiceStaring at yourhands andrealizing theyjust dowhatever youthinkThinking abouthow your teethare the onlypart of yourskeleton youwashRealizing thatshadows provelight hastraveledmillions of milesto be stoppedWonderingwhat the oceanfloor looks likeright at thisexact secondThinking abouthow the door isalways lockedto keep peopleout, or keepyou inGetting asingle, specific5-secondTikTok audiolooped in yourheadFormulating aflawless, multi-million dollarmovie plot youwill never writeWondering whothe first personwas to look at acow and say"I'm gonnadrink that"Realizing thatplasticdinosaurs aretechnicallymade of actualreal dinosaursIf you dropsoap on thefloor, is the floorclean or is thesoap dirty?Winning animaginaryargumentagainstsomeone fromthree years agoThinking abouthow an onion isjust a vegetablewith a bunch ofwrappersRealizing that akey just unlocksa specificconfiguration ofmetal teethWondering ifaliens haven'tvisited usbecause we arethe uncontactedtribeAdjusting theknob by onemillimeter andshifting from iceage to magmaSuddenlyrealizing theexact, perfectsolution to alogic or codingbugThinking abouthow your brainnamed itselfand is currentlystudying itself

Shower Thoughts Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Realizing that your future self is actively watching you through a memory
  2. Realizing house cats would absolutely hunt and eat us if they were bigger
  3. Forgetting if you already washed your hair five seconds after doing it
  4. Wondering if time actually exists or if we just invented it to feel busy
  5. Staring at a soap bottle and realizing you are just a brain driving a bone mech
  6. Realizing that 2020 was six years ago and panicking about the passage of time
  7. Realizing your dog doesn't know your name, only your voice
  8. Staring at your hands and realizing they just do whatever you think
  9. Thinking about how your teeth are the only part of your skeleton you wash
  10. Realizing that shadows prove light has traveled millions of miles to be stopped
  11. Wondering what the ocean floor looks like right at this exact second
  12. Thinking about how the door is always locked to keep people out, or keep you in
  13. Getting a single, specific 5-second TikTok audio looped in your head
  14. Formulating a flawless, multi-million dollar movie plot you will never write
  15. Wondering who the first person was to look at a cow and say "I'm gonna drink that"
  16. Realizing that plastic dinosaurs are technically made of actual real dinosaurs
  17. If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean or is the soap dirty?
  18. Winning an imaginary argument against someone from three years ago
  19. Thinking about how an onion is just a vegetable with a bunch of wrappers
  20. Realizing that a key just unlocks a specific configuration of metal teeth
  21. Wondering if aliens haven't visited us because we are the uncontacted tribe
  22. Adjusting the knob by one millimeter and shifting from ice age to magma
  23. Suddenly realizing the exact, perfect solution to a logic or coding bug
  24. Thinking about how your brain named itself and is currently studying itself