Staring at yourhands andrealizing theyjust dowhatever youthinkThinking abouthow the door isalways lockedto keep peopleout, or keepyou inRealizing housecats wouldabsolutely huntand eat us ifthey were biggerFormulating aflawless, multi-million dollarmovie plot youwill never writeWinning animaginaryargumentagainstsomeone fromthree years agoRealizing that akey just unlocksa specificconfiguration ofmetal teethWondering ifaliens haven'tvisited usbecause we arethe uncontactedtribeRealizing thatshadows provelight hastraveledmillions of milesto be stoppedWondering iftime actuallyexists or if wejust inventedit to feel busyRealizing thatyour future selfis activelywatching youthrough amemoryStaring at asoap bottle andrealizing youare just a braindriving a bonemechIf you dropsoap on thefloor, is the floorclean or is thesoap dirty?Wondering whothe first personwas to look at acow and say"I'm gonnadrink that"Forgetting ifyou alreadywashed yourhair fiveseconds afterdoing itThinking abouthow an onion isjust a vegetablewith a bunch ofwrappersWonderingwhat the oceanfloor looks likeright at thisexact secondThinking abouthow your teethare the onlypart of yourskeleton youwashGetting asingle, specific5-secondTikTok audiolooped in yourheadAdjusting theknob by onemillimeter andshifting from iceage to magmaSuddenlyrealizing theexact, perfectsolution to alogic or codingbugRealizing yourdog doesn'tknow yourname, onlyyour voiceRealizing thatplasticdinosaurs aretechnicallymade of actualreal dinosaursThinking abouthow your brainnamed itselfand is currentlystudying itselfRealizing that2020 was sixyears ago andpanicking aboutthe passage oftimeStaring at yourhands andrealizing theyjust dowhatever youthinkThinking abouthow the door isalways lockedto keep peopleout, or keepyou inRealizing housecats wouldabsolutely huntand eat us ifthey were biggerFormulating aflawless, multi-million dollarmovie plot youwill never writeWinning animaginaryargumentagainstsomeone fromthree years agoRealizing that akey just unlocksa specificconfiguration ofmetal teethWondering ifaliens haven'tvisited usbecause we arethe uncontactedtribeRealizing thatshadows provelight hastraveledmillions of milesto be stoppedWondering iftime actuallyexists or if wejust inventedit to feel busyRealizing thatyour future selfis activelywatching youthrough amemoryStaring at asoap bottle andrealizing youare just a braindriving a bonemechIf you dropsoap on thefloor, is the floorclean or is thesoap dirty?Wondering whothe first personwas to look at acow and say"I'm gonnadrink that"Forgetting ifyou alreadywashed yourhair fiveseconds afterdoing itThinking abouthow an onion isjust a vegetablewith a bunch ofwrappersWonderingwhat the oceanfloor looks likeright at thisexact secondThinking abouthow your teethare the onlypart of yourskeleton youwashGetting asingle, specific5-secondTikTok audiolooped in yourheadAdjusting theknob by onemillimeter andshifting from iceage to magmaSuddenlyrealizing theexact, perfectsolution to alogic or codingbugRealizing yourdog doesn'tknow yourname, onlyyour voiceRealizing thatplasticdinosaurs aretechnicallymade of actualreal dinosaursThinking abouthow your brainnamed itselfand is currentlystudying itselfRealizing that2020 was sixyears ago andpanicking aboutthe passage oftime

Shower Thoughts Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Staring at your hands and realizing they just do whatever you think
  2. Thinking about how the door is always locked to keep people out, or keep you in
  3. Realizing house cats would absolutely hunt and eat us if they were bigger
  4. Formulating a flawless, multi-million dollar movie plot you will never write
  5. Winning an imaginary argument against someone from three years ago
  6. Realizing that a key just unlocks a specific configuration of metal teeth
  7. Wondering if aliens haven't visited us because we are the uncontacted tribe
  8. Realizing that shadows prove light has traveled millions of miles to be stopped
  9. Wondering if time actually exists or if we just invented it to feel busy
  10. Realizing that your future self is actively watching you through a memory
  11. Staring at a soap bottle and realizing you are just a brain driving a bone mech
  12. If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean or is the soap dirty?
  13. Wondering who the first person was to look at a cow and say "I'm gonna drink that"
  14. Forgetting if you already washed your hair five seconds after doing it
  15. Thinking about how an onion is just a vegetable with a bunch of wrappers
  16. Wondering what the ocean floor looks like right at this exact second
  17. Thinking about how your teeth are the only part of your skeleton you wash
  18. Getting a single, specific 5-second TikTok audio looped in your head
  19. Adjusting the knob by one millimeter and shifting from ice age to magma
  20. Suddenly realizing the exact, perfect solution to a logic or coding bug
  21. Realizing your dog doesn't know your name, only your voice
  22. Realizing that plastic dinosaurs are technically made of actual real dinosaurs
  23. Thinking about how your brain named itself and is currently studying itself
  24. Realizing that 2020 was six years ago and panicking about the passage of time