Realizing thatplasticdinosaurs aretechnicallymade of actualreal dinosaursRealizing that akey just unlocksa specificconfiguration ofmetal teethWondering iftime actuallyexists or if wejust inventedit to feel busyGetting asingle, specific5-secondTikTok audiolooped in yourheadThinking abouthow your teethare the onlypart of yourskeleton youwashWondering ifaliens haven'tvisited usbecause we arethe uncontactedtribeRealizing yourdog doesn'tknow yourname, onlyyour voiceRealizing housecats wouldabsolutely huntand eat us ifthey were biggerRealizing that2020 was sixyears ago andpanicking aboutthe passage oftimeWinning animaginaryargumentagainstsomeone fromthree years agoStaring at asoap bottle andrealizing youare just a braindriving a bonemechRealizing thatyour future selfis activelywatching youthrough amemoryIf you dropsoap on thefloor, is the floorclean or is thesoap dirty?Thinking abouthow the door isalways lockedto keep peopleout, or keepyou inAdjusting theknob by onemillimeter andshifting from iceage to magmaThinking abouthow your brainnamed itselfand is currentlystudying itselfRealizing thatshadows provelight hastraveledmillions of milesto be stoppedForgetting ifyou alreadywashed yourhair fiveseconds afterdoing itSuddenlyrealizing theexact, perfectsolution to alogic or codingbugThinking abouthow an onion isjust a vegetablewith a bunch ofwrappersFormulating aflawless, multi-million dollarmovie plot youwill never writeWondering whothe first personwas to look at acow and say"I'm gonnadrink that"Wonderingwhat the oceanfloor looks likeright at thisexact secondStaring at yourhands andrealizing theyjust dowhatever youthinkRealizing thatplasticdinosaurs aretechnicallymade of actualreal dinosaursRealizing that akey just unlocksa specificconfiguration ofmetal teethWondering iftime actuallyexists or if wejust inventedit to feel busyGetting asingle, specific5-secondTikTok audiolooped in yourheadThinking abouthow your teethare the onlypart of yourskeleton youwashWondering ifaliens haven'tvisited usbecause we arethe uncontactedtribeRealizing yourdog doesn'tknow yourname, onlyyour voiceRealizing housecats wouldabsolutely huntand eat us ifthey were biggerRealizing that2020 was sixyears ago andpanicking aboutthe passage oftimeWinning animaginaryargumentagainstsomeone fromthree years agoStaring at asoap bottle andrealizing youare just a braindriving a bonemechRealizing thatyour future selfis activelywatching youthrough amemoryIf you dropsoap on thefloor, is the floorclean or is thesoap dirty?Thinking abouthow the door isalways lockedto keep peopleout, or keepyou inAdjusting theknob by onemillimeter andshifting from iceage to magmaThinking abouthow your brainnamed itselfand is currentlystudying itselfRealizing thatshadows provelight hastraveledmillions of milesto be stoppedForgetting ifyou alreadywashed yourhair fiveseconds afterdoing itSuddenlyrealizing theexact, perfectsolution to alogic or codingbugThinking abouthow an onion isjust a vegetablewith a bunch ofwrappersFormulating aflawless, multi-million dollarmovie plot youwill never writeWondering whothe first personwas to look at acow and say"I'm gonnadrink that"Wonderingwhat the oceanfloor looks likeright at thisexact secondStaring at yourhands andrealizing theyjust dowhatever youthink

Shower Thoughts Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Realizing that plastic dinosaurs are technically made of actual real dinosaurs
  2. Realizing that a key just unlocks a specific configuration of metal teeth
  3. Wondering if time actually exists or if we just invented it to feel busy
  4. Getting a single, specific 5-second TikTok audio looped in your head
  5. Thinking about how your teeth are the only part of your skeleton you wash
  6. Wondering if aliens haven't visited us because we are the uncontacted tribe
  7. Realizing your dog doesn't know your name, only your voice
  8. Realizing house cats would absolutely hunt and eat us if they were bigger
  9. Realizing that 2020 was six years ago and panicking about the passage of time
  10. Winning an imaginary argument against someone from three years ago
  11. Staring at a soap bottle and realizing you are just a brain driving a bone mech
  12. Realizing that your future self is actively watching you through a memory
  13. If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean or is the soap dirty?
  14. Thinking about how the door is always locked to keep people out, or keep you in
  15. Adjusting the knob by one millimeter and shifting from ice age to magma
  16. Thinking about how your brain named itself and is currently studying itself
  17. Realizing that shadows prove light has traveled millions of miles to be stopped
  18. Forgetting if you already washed your hair five seconds after doing it
  19. Suddenly realizing the exact, perfect solution to a logic or coding bug
  20. Thinking about how an onion is just a vegetable with a bunch of wrappers
  21. Formulating a flawless, multi-million dollar movie plot you will never write
  22. Wondering who the first person was to look at a cow and say "I'm gonna drink that"
  23. Wondering what the ocean floor looks like right at this exact second
  24. Staring at your hands and realizing they just do whatever you think