Realizing that akey just unlocksa specificconfiguration ofmetal teethWinning animaginaryargumentagainstsomeone fromthree years agoThinking abouthow the door isalways lockedto keep peopleout, or keepyou inStaring at asoap bottle andrealizing youare just a braindriving a bonemechWonderingwhat the oceanfloor looks likeright at thisexact secondRealizing that2020 was sixyears ago andpanicking aboutthe passage oftimeThinking abouthow your brainnamed itselfand is currentlystudying itselfRealizing yourdog doesn'tknow yourname, onlyyour voiceWondering iftime actuallyexists or if wejust inventedit to feel busyWondering whothe first personwas to look at acow and say"I'm gonnadrink that"Forgetting ifyou alreadywashed yourhair fiveseconds afterdoing itThinking abouthow your teethare the onlypart of yourskeleton youwashSuddenlyrealizing theexact, perfectsolution to alogic or codingbugAdjusting theknob by onemillimeter andshifting from iceage to magmaStaring at yourhands andrealizing theyjust dowhatever youthinkFormulating aflawless, multi-million dollarmovie plot youwill never writeIf you dropsoap on thefloor, is the floorclean or is thesoap dirty?Getting asingle, specific5-secondTikTok audiolooped in yourheadRealizing housecats wouldabsolutely huntand eat us ifthey were biggerRealizing thatshadows provelight hastraveledmillions of milesto be stoppedRealizing thatplasticdinosaurs aretechnicallymade of actualreal dinosaursWondering ifaliens haven'tvisited usbecause we arethe uncontactedtribeRealizing thatyour future selfis activelywatching youthrough amemoryThinking abouthow an onion isjust a vegetablewith a bunch ofwrappersRealizing that akey just unlocksa specificconfiguration ofmetal teethWinning animaginaryargumentagainstsomeone fromthree years agoThinking abouthow the door isalways lockedto keep peopleout, or keepyou inStaring at asoap bottle andrealizing youare just a braindriving a bonemechWonderingwhat the oceanfloor looks likeright at thisexact secondRealizing that2020 was sixyears ago andpanicking aboutthe passage oftimeThinking abouthow your brainnamed itselfand is currentlystudying itselfRealizing yourdog doesn'tknow yourname, onlyyour voiceWondering iftime actuallyexists or if wejust inventedit to feel busyWondering whothe first personwas to look at acow and say"I'm gonnadrink that"Forgetting ifyou alreadywashed yourhair fiveseconds afterdoing itThinking abouthow your teethare the onlypart of yourskeleton youwashSuddenlyrealizing theexact, perfectsolution to alogic or codingbugAdjusting theknob by onemillimeter andshifting from iceage to magmaStaring at yourhands andrealizing theyjust dowhatever youthinkFormulating aflawless, multi-million dollarmovie plot youwill never writeIf you dropsoap on thefloor, is the floorclean or is thesoap dirty?Getting asingle, specific5-secondTikTok audiolooped in yourheadRealizing housecats wouldabsolutely huntand eat us ifthey were biggerRealizing thatshadows provelight hastraveledmillions of milesto be stoppedRealizing thatplasticdinosaurs aretechnicallymade of actualreal dinosaursWondering ifaliens haven'tvisited usbecause we arethe uncontactedtribeRealizing thatyour future selfis activelywatching youthrough amemoryThinking abouthow an onion isjust a vegetablewith a bunch ofwrappers

Shower Thoughts Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Realizing that a key just unlocks a specific configuration of metal teeth
  2. Winning an imaginary argument against someone from three years ago
  3. Thinking about how the door is always locked to keep people out, or keep you in
  4. Staring at a soap bottle and realizing you are just a brain driving a bone mech
  5. Wondering what the ocean floor looks like right at this exact second
  6. Realizing that 2020 was six years ago and panicking about the passage of time
  7. Thinking about how your brain named itself and is currently studying itself
  8. Realizing your dog doesn't know your name, only your voice
  9. Wondering if time actually exists or if we just invented it to feel busy
  10. Wondering who the first person was to look at a cow and say "I'm gonna drink that"
  11. Forgetting if you already washed your hair five seconds after doing it
  12. Thinking about how your teeth are the only part of your skeleton you wash
  13. Suddenly realizing the exact, perfect solution to a logic or coding bug
  14. Adjusting the knob by one millimeter and shifting from ice age to magma
  15. Staring at your hands and realizing they just do whatever you think
  16. Formulating a flawless, multi-million dollar movie plot you will never write
  17. If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean or is the soap dirty?
  18. Getting a single, specific 5-second TikTok audio looped in your head
  19. Realizing house cats would absolutely hunt and eat us if they were bigger
  20. Realizing that shadows prove light has traveled millions of miles to be stopped
  21. Realizing that plastic dinosaurs are technically made of actual real dinosaurs
  22. Wondering if aliens haven't visited us because we are the uncontacted tribe
  23. Realizing that your future self is actively watching you through a memory
  24. Thinking about how an onion is just a vegetable with a bunch of wrappers