Staring at yourhands andrealizing theyjust dowhatever youthinkStaring at asoap bottle andrealizing youare just a braindriving a bonemechWonderingwhat the oceanfloor looks likeright at thisexact secondRealizing yourdog doesn'tknow yourname, onlyyour voiceWondering whothe first personwas to look at acow and say"I'm gonnadrink that"Realizing thatshadows provelight hastraveledmillions of milesto be stoppedRealizing that2020 was sixyears ago andpanicking aboutthe passage oftimeRealizing thatyour future selfis activelywatching youthrough amemoryWondering ifaliens haven'tvisited usbecause we arethe uncontactedtribeAdjusting theknob by onemillimeter andshifting from iceage to magmaThinking abouthow your brainnamed itselfand is currentlystudying itselfWondering iftime actuallyexists or if wejust inventedit to feel busyForgetting ifyou alreadywashed yourhair fiveseconds afterdoing itThinking abouthow the door isalways lockedto keep peopleout, or keepyou inWinning animaginaryargumentagainstsomeone fromthree years agoSuddenlyrealizing theexact, perfectsolution to alogic or codingbugGetting asingle, specific5-secondTikTok audiolooped in yourheadThinking abouthow an onion isjust a vegetablewith a bunch ofwrappersRealizing that akey just unlocksa specificconfiguration ofmetal teethRealizing thatplasticdinosaurs aretechnicallymade of actualreal dinosaursFormulating aflawless, multi-million dollarmovie plot youwill never writeThinking abouthow your teethare the onlypart of yourskeleton youwashRealizing housecats wouldabsolutely huntand eat us ifthey were biggerIf you dropsoap on thefloor, is the floorclean or is thesoap dirty?Staring at yourhands andrealizing theyjust dowhatever youthinkStaring at asoap bottle andrealizing youare just a braindriving a bonemechWonderingwhat the oceanfloor looks likeright at thisexact secondRealizing yourdog doesn'tknow yourname, onlyyour voiceWondering whothe first personwas to look at acow and say"I'm gonnadrink that"Realizing thatshadows provelight hastraveledmillions of milesto be stoppedRealizing that2020 was sixyears ago andpanicking aboutthe passage oftimeRealizing thatyour future selfis activelywatching youthrough amemoryWondering ifaliens haven'tvisited usbecause we arethe uncontactedtribeAdjusting theknob by onemillimeter andshifting from iceage to magmaThinking abouthow your brainnamed itselfand is currentlystudying itselfWondering iftime actuallyexists or if wejust inventedit to feel busyForgetting ifyou alreadywashed yourhair fiveseconds afterdoing itThinking abouthow the door isalways lockedto keep peopleout, or keepyou inWinning animaginaryargumentagainstsomeone fromthree years agoSuddenlyrealizing theexact, perfectsolution to alogic or codingbugGetting asingle, specific5-secondTikTok audiolooped in yourheadThinking abouthow an onion isjust a vegetablewith a bunch ofwrappersRealizing that akey just unlocksa specificconfiguration ofmetal teethRealizing thatplasticdinosaurs aretechnicallymade of actualreal dinosaursFormulating aflawless, multi-million dollarmovie plot youwill never writeThinking abouthow your teethare the onlypart of yourskeleton youwashRealizing housecats wouldabsolutely huntand eat us ifthey were biggerIf you dropsoap on thefloor, is the floorclean or is thesoap dirty?

Shower Thoughts Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Staring at your hands and realizing they just do whatever you think
  2. Staring at a soap bottle and realizing you are just a brain driving a bone mech
  3. Wondering what the ocean floor looks like right at this exact second
  4. Realizing your dog doesn't know your name, only your voice
  5. Wondering who the first person was to look at a cow and say "I'm gonna drink that"
  6. Realizing that shadows prove light has traveled millions of miles to be stopped
  7. Realizing that 2020 was six years ago and panicking about the passage of time
  8. Realizing that your future self is actively watching you through a memory
  9. Wondering if aliens haven't visited us because we are the uncontacted tribe
  10. Adjusting the knob by one millimeter and shifting from ice age to magma
  11. Thinking about how your brain named itself and is currently studying itself
  12. Wondering if time actually exists or if we just invented it to feel busy
  13. Forgetting if you already washed your hair five seconds after doing it
  14. Thinking about how the door is always locked to keep people out, or keep you in
  15. Winning an imaginary argument against someone from three years ago
  16. Suddenly realizing the exact, perfect solution to a logic or coding bug
  17. Getting a single, specific 5-second TikTok audio looped in your head
  18. Thinking about how an onion is just a vegetable with a bunch of wrappers
  19. Realizing that a key just unlocks a specific configuration of metal teeth
  20. Realizing that plastic dinosaurs are technically made of actual real dinosaurs
  21. Formulating a flawless, multi-million dollar movie plot you will never write
  22. Thinking about how your teeth are the only part of your skeleton you wash
  23. Realizing house cats would absolutely hunt and eat us if they were bigger
  24. If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean or is the soap dirty?