Sauchuk Farm Bingo

Sauchuk Farm Bingo Card
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This bingo card has a free space and 24 words: The pigs are probably killed there, "you're on trash duty" +1 for a bee flying in the trash you're picking up +2 for the sour smell of rotting trash mixed with lemonade, "someone's lost in the maze" +1 if it takes an hour to find them +2 if their screaming children made it out but the parents didn't +3 if we are about to close but now we have to wait for them, Picking pumpkins and wanted to die +1 for thorns in your hand +2 for spiders everywhere +3 for dirt caked into your face +You're dead, game over, for mom showing up late so youre the only one there and Scott sauchuk offers you a ride home WHICH NOPE, Pass go and collect $100 if you perform as a country person announcing the pig races, So many strollers, You're on wheelbarrow duty! You get to avoid people and hide behind cars but also break your back!, Lemonade & french fry combo +1 if the manager sees you awkwardly caring both to the car +2 if someone handed the fries to you mid-shift for free saying "just hide them if Jillian comes over", The one time you get to be on cashier duty Scott's mom comes over and you mess up her order while Jillian the manager watches over you hahA WHOOPS, Hiding in the smoking/birthday shed while pretending to clean so you can sit down +1 if the face painter who was your elementary school art teacher is in there and she sees you, Scott sauchuks sketchy white van, The pumpkin picking people (like 4 people) standing around talking and then working when they see the white van come up to the pumpkin patch, Throwing pumpkins into the bins and then the lawn mower guy comes over and yells at them, When the employees joke about how stupid Scott sauchuks recording as a southern farmer for the hayride is, When people brush over the music button breaking on the hayride bc the "bluegrass blues" are annoying, so. many. pumpkin. and. corn. puns., House party playing at least 5 times per day and the rest is borderline offensive country music, Finally getting lemonade duty which seems as stressful as cooking with Gordon Ramsey +1 for free lemonade at the end +2 for bees landing on your hand +3 for bees landing in the ice bin when you forget to cover it, When you're expendable so they make you get the ice +1 if you're afraid the ice shed will lock behind you +2 if you "break apart the ice by beating it on the ground instead of in the shed" +3 if this makes Scott sauchuk angry +4 if people then start, Thinking the hayride has stopped so you get off but then it keeps going so you awkwardly are jogging behind it, Having to talk for 2 hours as maze greeter bc no one understands the prize system, Working with the person who only speaks french on donut duty +1 for everything smelling like apple cider donuts for hours after +2 for cinnamon being caked into your hand, Having a crackhead system in advance when working on lemonade +1 if it shows your dedication to the craft so you move up the ranks and are allowed to cup the lemonade instead of just cutting lemons +2 if the first time you're allowed to cashier you and Being so bad at kettle corn duty you're never put on it again (haha whoops).

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