Being so bad atkettle corn dutyyou're never puton it again(haha whoops)You're onwheelbarrow duty!You get to avoidpeople and hidebehind cars butalso break yourback!Hiding in thesmoking/birthday shedwhile pretending to cleanso you can sit down+1 if the face painter whowas your elementaryschool art teacher is inthere and she sees youWorking with the personwho only speaks frenchon donut duty+1 for everythingsmelling like apple ciderdonuts for hours after+2 for cinnamon beingcaked into your hand"someone's lost in themaze"+1 if it takes an hour tofind them+2 if their screamingchildren made it out butthe parents didn't+3 if we are about toclose but now we have towait for themWhen peoplebrush over themusic buttonbreaking on thehayride bc the"bluegrass blues"are annoyingSomanystrollersWhen you're expendable sothey make you get the ice+1 if you're afraid the ice shedwill lock behind you+2 if you "break apart the iceby beating it on the groundinstead of in the shed"+3 if this makes Scott sauchukangry+4 if people then startThe pumpkin pickingpeople (like 4 people)standing aroundtalking and thenworking when theysee the white vancome up to thepumpkin patchFinally getting lemonade dutywhich seems as stressful ascooking with Gordon Ramsey+1 for free lemonade at theend+2 for bees landing on yourhand+3 for bees landing in the icebin when you forget to cover itPicking pumpkins and wantedto die+1 for thorns in your hand+2 for spiders everywhere+3 for dirt caked into your face+You're dead, game over, formom showing up late so yourethe only one there and Scottsauchuk offers you a ridehome WHICH NOPEHaving a crackhead system inadvance when working onlemonade+1 if it shows your dedicationto the craft so you move upthe ranks and are allowed tocup the lemonade instead ofjust cutting lemons+2 if the first time you'reallowed to cashier youThrowingpumpkins into thebins and then thelawn mower guycomes over andyells at themso. many.pumpkin.and. corn.puns.Pass go andcollect $100 if youperform as acountry personannouncing thepig racesThe one time you get tobe on cashier dutyScott's mom comesover and you mess upher order while Jillianthe manager watchesover you hahAWHOOPSThe pigsareprobablykilled there"you're on trash duty"+1 for a bee flying in thetrash you're picking up+2 for the sour smell ofrotting trash mixed withlemonadeScottsauchukssketchywhite vanHaving to talk for2 hours as mazegreeter bc no oneunderstands theprize systemThinking the hayridehas stopped so youget off but then itkeeps going so youawkwardly arejogging behind itWhen theemployees jokeabout how stupidScott sauchuksrecording as asouthern farmerfor the hayride isHouse partyplaying at least 5times per day andthe rest isborderlineoffensive countrymusicLemonade & french frycombo+1 if the manager seesyou awkwardly caringboth to the car+2 if someone handedthe fries to you mid-shiftfor free saying "just hidethem if Jillian comesover"Being so bad atkettle corn dutyyou're never puton it again(haha whoops)You're onwheelbarrow duty!You get to avoidpeople and hidebehind cars butalso break yourback!Hiding in thesmoking/birthday shedwhile pretending to cleanso you can sit down+1 if the face painter whowas your elementaryschool art teacher is inthere and she sees youWorking with the personwho only speaks frenchon donut duty+1 for everythingsmelling like apple ciderdonuts for hours after+2 for cinnamon beingcaked into your hand"someone's lost in themaze"+1 if it takes an hour tofind them+2 if their screamingchildren made it out butthe parents didn't+3 if we are about toclose but now we have towait for themWhen peoplebrush over themusic buttonbreaking on thehayride bc the"bluegrass blues"are annoyingSomanystrollersWhen you're expendable sothey make you get the ice+1 if you're afraid the ice shedwill lock behind you+2 if you "break apart the iceby beating it on the groundinstead of in the shed"+3 if this makes Scott sauchukangry+4 if people then startThe pumpkin pickingpeople (like 4 people)standing aroundtalking and thenworking when theysee the white vancome up to thepumpkin patchFinally getting lemonade dutywhich seems as stressful ascooking with Gordon Ramsey+1 for free lemonade at theend+2 for bees landing on yourhand+3 for bees landing in the icebin when you forget to cover itPicking pumpkins and wantedto die+1 for thorns in your hand+2 for spiders everywhere+3 for dirt caked into your face+You're dead, game over, formom showing up late so yourethe only one there and Scottsauchuk offers you a ridehome WHICH NOPEHaving a crackhead system inadvance when working onlemonade+1 if it shows your dedicationto the craft so you move upthe ranks and are allowed tocup the lemonade instead ofjust cutting lemons+2 if the first time you'reallowed to cashier youThrowingpumpkins into thebins and then thelawn mower guycomes over andyells at themso. many.pumpkin.and. corn.puns.Pass go andcollect $100 if youperform as acountry personannouncing thepig racesThe one time you get tobe on cashier dutyScott's mom comesover and you mess upher order while Jillianthe manager watchesover you hahAWHOOPSThe pigsareprobablykilled there"you're on trash duty"+1 for a bee flying in thetrash you're picking up+2 for the sour smell ofrotting trash mixed withlemonadeScottsauchukssketchywhite vanHaving to talk for2 hours as mazegreeter bc no oneunderstands theprize systemThinking the hayridehas stopped so youget off but then itkeeps going so youawkwardly arejogging behind itWhen theemployees jokeabout how stupidScott sauchuksrecording as asouthern farmerfor the hayride isHouse partyplaying at least 5times per day andthe rest isborderlineoffensive countrymusicLemonade & french frycombo+1 if the manager seesyou awkwardly caringboth to the car+2 if someone handedthe fries to you mid-shiftfor free saying "just hidethem if Jillian comesover"

Sauchuk Farm Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Being so bad at kettle corn duty you're never put on it again (haha whoops)
  2. You're on wheelbarrow duty! You get to avoid people and hide behind cars but also break your back!
  3. Hiding in the smoking/birthday shed while pretending to clean so you can sit down +1 if the face painter who was your elementary school art teacher is in there and she sees you
  4. Working with the person who only speaks french on donut duty +1 for everything smelling like apple cider donuts for hours after +2 for cinnamon being caked into your hand
  5. "someone's lost in the maze" +1 if it takes an hour to find them +2 if their screaming children made it out but the parents didn't +3 if we are about to close but now we have to wait for them
  6. When people brush over the music button breaking on the hayride bc the "bluegrass blues" are annoying
  7. So many strollers
  8. When you're expendable so they make you get the ice +1 if you're afraid the ice shed will lock behind you +2 if you "break apart the ice by beating it on the ground instead of in the shed" +3 if this makes Scott sauchuk angry +4 if people then start
  9. The pumpkin picking people (like 4 people) standing around talking and then working when they see the white van come up to the pumpkin patch
  10. Finally getting lemonade duty which seems as stressful as cooking with Gordon Ramsey +1 for free lemonade at the end +2 for bees landing on your hand +3 for bees landing in the ice bin when you forget to cover it
  11. Picking pumpkins and wanted to die +1 for thorns in your hand +2 for spiders everywhere +3 for dirt caked into your face +You're dead, game over, for mom showing up late so youre the only one there and Scott sauchuk offers you a ride home WHICH NOPE
  12. Having a crackhead system in advance when working on lemonade +1 if it shows your dedication to the craft so you move up the ranks and are allowed to cup the lemonade instead of just cutting lemons +2 if the first time you're allowed to cashier you
  13. Throwing pumpkins into the bins and then the lawn mower guy comes over and yells at them
  14. so. many. pumpkin. and. corn. puns.
  15. Pass go and collect $100 if you perform as a country person announcing the pig races
  16. The one time you get to be on cashier duty Scott's mom comes over and you mess up her order while Jillian the manager watches over you hahA WHOOPS
  17. The pigs are probably killed there
  18. "you're on trash duty" +1 for a bee flying in the trash you're picking up +2 for the sour smell of rotting trash mixed with lemonade
  19. Scott sauchuks sketchy white van
  20. Having to talk for 2 hours as maze greeter bc no one understands the prize system
  21. Thinking the hayride has stopped so you get off but then it keeps going so you awkwardly are jogging behind it
  22. When the employees joke about how stupid Scott sauchuks recording as a southern farmer for the hayride is
  23. House party playing at least 5 times per day and the rest is borderline offensive country music
  24. Lemonade & french fry combo +1 if the manager sees you awkwardly caring both to the car +2 if someone handed the fries to you mid-shift for free saying "just hide them if Jillian comes over"