Market Basket Bingo

This bingo card has a free space and 24 words: “can I just have a void”, *Paper bag rips*, Jokes about throwing yourself into the cardboard compactor or workers comp, “Seafood you have a call on line 1 seafood LINE 1 PLEASE” +1 if you hear the call 3 times bc they don’t answer +2 if the person calling for them sounds angrier each time they don’t pick up, *crying child screaming in the distance*, The chip machine NEVER working +1 if a customer “doesn’t want to hold up the line” +2 if you have to tell them to insert the card three times +3 if you have to get somebody so they can swipe the card, Chris telling us “we should be out at 9:30 tonight” +1 if we end up getting out at 11, The dreaded inventory day +1 if they make you take a group photo +2 if an announcement is made about “market basket being a family”, staying late every night +1 if Ian makes you sweep the back room +2 if most people were sent home early +3 if they just didn’t schedule enough people, pretending to laugh when customers make first year jokes or when they ask if the product is free when is doesn’t ring up +1 if it’s an old guy making the joke, “Do you know who’s closing tonight?” +1 if the person let’s out a disgruntled groan when it’s Ian, Ian incoherently making an announcment, The universal hatred of Jacob Mcleoud, “Produce is all set” +1 if somebody says “I hate produce” +2 if it’s only 9 o clock +3 if you have to do the perimeter walk and fix what they didn’t do, “Attention shoppers the time is now 9 o’clock and your local Plymouth market basket is now closed. We kindly ask you to make your way to the checkout as our last registers will soon be closing. As always we thank you for shopping at your Local Ply, “BOTH HANDS ON THE SHELF!!!!” +1 if both hands were on the shelf as this was said +2 if it was Chris or Ian saying it, The same playlist with the most repetitive songs every shift +1 if “it’s a marshmallow world” comes on 4 times during your shift, helping every department but not getting help from anybody else, Angry entitled customers +1 if they ask for the manager +2 if the manager cares as little as the cashier does, knowing every single produce code and hating yourself for it, Getting a call asking “where we are you” when you told them you couldn’t work that shift 10 times +1 if they call from a personal phone and get mad when you don’t pick it up, “Where are the breadcrumbs” “Aisles 19 and 20”, the smock (TM) and Hearing animal noises coming from the aisles.

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