(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Jokes about throwing yourself into the cardboard compactor or workers comp
“can I just have a void”
Ian incoherently making an announcment
“Attention shoppers the time is now 9 o’clock and your local Plymouth market basket is now closed. We kindly ask you to make your way to the checkout as our last registers will soon be closing. As always we thank you for shopping at your Local Ply
Getting a call asking “where we are you” when you told them you couldn’t work that shift 10 times +1 if they call from a personal phone and get mad when you don’t pick it up
Angry entitled customers +1 if they ask for the manager +2 if the manager cares as little as the cashier does
the smock (TM)
“BOTH HANDS ON THE SHELF!!!!” +1 if both hands were on the shelf as this was said +2 if it was Chris or Ian saying it
The universal hatred of Jacob Mcleoud
“Where are the breadcrumbs”
“Aisles 19 and 20”
Chris telling us “we should be out at 9:30 tonight” +1 if we end up getting out at 11
The chip machine NEVER working +1 if a customer “doesn’t want to hold up the line” +2 if you have to tell them to insert the card three times +3 if you have to get somebody so they can swipe the card
knowing every single produce code and hating yourself for it
“Seafood you have a call on line 1 seafood LINE 1 PLEASE” +1 if you hear the call 3 times bc they don’t answer +2 if the person calling for them sounds angrier each time they don’t pick up
The same playlist with the most repetitive songs every shift +1 if “it’s a marshmallow world” comes on 4 times during your shift
“Produce is all set” +1 if somebody says “I hate produce” +2 if it’s only 9 o clock +3 if you have to do the perimeter walk and fix what they didn’t do
*crying child screaming in the distance*
staying late every night +1 if Ian makes you sweep the back room +2 if most people were sent home early +3 if they just didn’t schedule enough people
“Do you know who’s closing tonight?” +1 if the person let’s out a disgruntled groan when it’s Ian
Hearing animal noises coming from the aisles
helping every department but not getting help from anybody else
The dreaded inventory day +1 if they make you take a group photo +2 if an announcement is made about “market basket being a family”
pretending to laugh when customers make first year jokes or when they ask if the product is free when is doesn’t ring up +1 if it’s an old guy making the joke
