“Seafood you have acall on line 1 seafoodLINE 1 PLEASE” +1 ifyou hear the call 3times bc they don’tanswer +2 if the personcalling for them soundsangrier each time theydon’t pick up“can I justhave avoid”Jokes aboutthrowingyourself into thecardboardcompactor orworkers comp*Paperbagrips*“Do you knowwho’s closingtonight?” +1 if theperson let’s out adisgruntled groanwhen it’s IanGetting a call asking“where we are you”when you told them youcouldn’t work that shift10 times +1 if they callfrom a personal phoneand get mad when youdon’t pick it up“BOTH HANDS ONTHE SHELF!!!!” +1 ifboth hands were onthe shelf as this wassaid +2 if it wasChris or Ian saying it“Produce is all set” +1 ifsomebody says “I hateproduce” +2 if it’s only 9o clock +3 if you haveto do the perimeter walkand fix what they didn’tdo“Attention shoppers the time isnow 9 o’clock and your localPlymouth market basket isnow closed. We kindly ask youto make your way to thecheckout as our last registerswill soon be closing. As alwayswe thank you for shopping atyour Local Plyhelping everydepartmentbut not gettinghelp fromanybody elseHearinganimal noisescoming fromthe aisles*crying childscreamingin thedistance*thesmock(TM)pretending to laughwhen customers makefirst year jokes or whenthey ask if the productis free when is doesn’tring up +1 if it’s an oldguy making the jokeknowing everysingle producecode andhating yourselffor itstaying late every night+1 if Ian makes yousweep the back room+2 if most people weresent home early +3 ifthey just didn’t scheduleenough peopleAngry entitledcustomers +1 ifthey ask for themanager +2 if themanager cares aslittle as the cashierdoesChris telling us“we should beout at 9:30tonight” +1 if weend up gettingout at 11The dreadedinventory day +1 ifthey make you take agroup photo +2 if anannouncement ismade about “marketbasket being a family”The same playlist withthe most repetitivesongs every shift +1 if“it’s a marshmallowworld” comes on 4times during your shift“Where arethebreadcrumbs”“Aisles 19and 20”The chip machineNEVER working +1 if acustomer “doesn’t wantto hold up the line” +2 ifyou have to tell them toinsert the card threetimes +3 if you have toget somebody so theycan swipe the cardTheuniversalhatred ofJacobMcleoudIanincoherentlymaking anannouncment“Seafood you have acall on line 1 seafoodLINE 1 PLEASE” +1 ifyou hear the call 3times bc they don’tanswer +2 if the personcalling for them soundsangrier each time theydon’t pick up“can I justhave avoid”Jokes aboutthrowingyourself into thecardboardcompactor orworkers comp*Paperbagrips*“Do you knowwho’s closingtonight?” +1 if theperson let’s out adisgruntled groanwhen it’s IanGetting a call asking“where we are you”when you told them youcouldn’t work that shift10 times +1 if they callfrom a personal phoneand get mad when youdon’t pick it up“BOTH HANDS ONTHE SHELF!!!!” +1 ifboth hands were onthe shelf as this wassaid +2 if it wasChris or Ian saying it“Produce is all set” +1 ifsomebody says “I hateproduce” +2 if it’s only 9o clock +3 if you haveto do the perimeter walkand fix what they didn’tdo“Attention shoppers the time isnow 9 o’clock and your localPlymouth market basket isnow closed. We kindly ask youto make your way to thecheckout as our last registerswill soon be closing. As alwayswe thank you for shopping atyour Local Plyhelping everydepartmentbut not gettinghelp fromanybody elseHearinganimal noisescoming fromthe aisles*crying childscreamingin thedistance*thesmock(TM)pretending to laughwhen customers makefirst year jokes or whenthey ask if the productis free when is doesn’tring up +1 if it’s an oldguy making the jokeknowing everysingle producecode andhating yourselffor itstaying late every night+1 if Ian makes yousweep the back room+2 if most people weresent home early +3 ifthey just didn’t scheduleenough peopleAngry entitledcustomers +1 ifthey ask for themanager +2 if themanager cares aslittle as the cashierdoesChris telling us“we should beout at 9:30tonight” +1 if weend up gettingout at 11The dreadedinventory day +1 ifthey make you take agroup photo +2 if anannouncement ismade about “marketbasket being a family”The same playlist withthe most repetitivesongs every shift +1 if“it’s a marshmallowworld” comes on 4times during your shift“Where arethebreadcrumbs”“Aisles 19and 20”The chip machineNEVER working +1 if acustomer “doesn’t wantto hold up the line” +2 ifyou have to tell them toinsert the card threetimes +3 if you have toget somebody so theycan swipe the cardTheuniversalhatred ofJacobMcleoudIanincoherentlymaking anannouncment

Market Basket Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “Seafood you have a call on line 1 seafood LINE 1 PLEASE” +1 if you hear the call 3 times bc they don’t answer +2 if the person calling for them sounds angrier each time they don’t pick up
  2. “can I just have a void”
  3. Jokes about throwing yourself into the cardboard compactor or workers comp
  4. *Paper bag rips*
  5. “Do you know who’s closing tonight?” +1 if the person let’s out a disgruntled groan when it’s Ian
  6. Getting a call asking “where we are you” when you told them you couldn’t work that shift 10 times +1 if they call from a personal phone and get mad when you don’t pick it up
  7. “BOTH HANDS ON THE SHELF!!!!” +1 if both hands were on the shelf as this was said +2 if it was Chris or Ian saying it
  8. “Produce is all set” +1 if somebody says “I hate produce” +2 if it’s only 9 o clock +3 if you have to do the perimeter walk and fix what they didn’t do
  9. “Attention shoppers the time is now 9 o’clock and your local Plymouth market basket is now closed. We kindly ask you to make your way to the checkout as our last registers will soon be closing. As always we thank you for shopping at your Local Ply
  10. helping every department but not getting help from anybody else
  11. Hearing animal noises coming from the aisles
  12. *crying child screaming in the distance*
  13. the smock (TM)
  14. pretending to laugh when customers make first year jokes or when they ask if the product is free when is doesn’t ring up +1 if it’s an old guy making the joke
  15. knowing every single produce code and hating yourself for it
  16. staying late every night +1 if Ian makes you sweep the back room +2 if most people were sent home early +3 if they just didn’t schedule enough people
  17. Angry entitled customers +1 if they ask for the manager +2 if the manager cares as little as the cashier does
  18. Chris telling us “we should be out at 9:30 tonight” +1 if we end up getting out at 11
  19. The dreaded inventory day +1 if they make you take a group photo +2 if an announcement is made about “market basket being a family”
  20. The same playlist with the most repetitive songs every shift +1 if “it’s a marshmallow world” comes on 4 times during your shift
  21. “Where are the breadcrumbs” “Aisles 19 and 20”
  22. The chip machine NEVER working +1 if a customer “doesn’t want to hold up the line” +2 if you have to tell them to insert the card three times +3 if you have to get somebody so they can swipe the card
  23. The universal hatred of Jacob Mcleoud
  24. Ian incoherently making an announcment