It is My Pleasure to Serve Minnesota's 5th Congressional District

This bingo card has a free space and 24 words: They call you anti-Semitic, but can’t pronounce anti-Semitic, They tell you a conspiracy theory that’s right down Ryan’s alley, They call you about a scheduling request and check back again 20 minutes later, They tell you they were a lifelong Democrat, but will now vote Republican because of a tweet, They tell you they’re Rep. Omar’s best friend but their area code is from Fresno, They tell you they need to email you a link that’s going to save the office, They try to mansplain the Quran to you, A scheduler calls, and when you ask what it’s about they say…”the schedule”, They tell you that they’re a ~feminist~ but that the new women in Congress are too vocal, They tell you not to bring religion into government because we are a Christian state, They call to show support, then get upset because you didn’t sound grateful enough, They ask you to repeat back their message, You waste your “have a good day” because they already hung up on you, They say they agree with you even though they’re “a middle-aged white man from South Carolina”, They expect you to take down their 10-minute policy proposal because they got their degree at Yale, They tell you they’re not racist because they have Muslim friends, They mistake you for Rashida Tlaib’s office, They tell you they’re not a constituent but a constituent of AMERICA, You mentally take a shot for every time they say “Sharia Law”, They ask you for biographical information they could have easily Googled, They tell you that she’s being a bully to a ,,, war. criminal., They send you a scheduling request for a meeting TOMORROW, They try to make a burn about Somalia but think it’s in the Middle East and They give you a zip code from the district but an address in Georgetown.

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