They send youa schedulingrequest for ameetingTOMORROWThey tell youthey’re notracist becausethey haveMuslim friendsThey try tomake a burnabout Somaliabut think it’s inthe Middle EastThey tell you aconspiracytheory that’sright downRyan’s alleyThey ask youto repeatback theirmessageThey tell you theywere a lifelongDemocrat, but willnow voteRepublicanbecause of atweetYou waste your“have a goodday” becausethey alreadyhung up on youThey tell you notto bring religioninto governmentbecause we are aChristian stateThey tell you thatthey’re a~feminist~ but thatthe new women inCongress are toovocalThey try tomansplainthe Quranto youYou mentallytake a shot forevery timethey say“Sharia Law”They tell youthat she’sbeing a bullyto a ,,, war.criminal.They expect youto take down their10-minute policyproposal becausethey got theirdegree at YaleTheymistake youfor RashidaTlaib’s officeThey give you azip code fromthe district butan address inGeorgetownThey call youabout aschedulingrequest and checkback again 20minutes laterThey tell youthey’re not aconstituent buta constituentof AMERICAThey call toshow support,then get upsetbecause youdidn’t soundgrateful enoughThey tell youthey’re Rep.Omar’s bestfriend but theirarea code isfrom FresnoA schedulercalls, and whenyou ask whatit’s about theysay…”theschedule”They say theyagree with youeven thoughthey’re “a middle-aged white manfrom SouthCarolina”They tell youthey need toemail you a linkthat’s going tosave the officeThey ask youfor biographicalinformation theycould haveeasily GoogledThey call youanti-Semitic,but can’tpronounceanti-SemiticThey send youa schedulingrequest for ameetingTOMORROWThey tell youthey’re notracist becausethey haveMuslim friendsThey try tomake a burnabout Somaliabut think it’s inthe Middle EastThey tell you aconspiracytheory that’sright downRyan’s alleyThey ask youto repeatback theirmessageThey tell you theywere a lifelongDemocrat, but willnow voteRepublicanbecause of atweetYou waste your“have a goodday” becausethey alreadyhung up on youThey tell you notto bring religioninto governmentbecause we are aChristian stateThey tell you thatthey’re a~feminist~ but thatthe new women inCongress are toovocalThey try tomansplainthe Quranto youYou mentallytake a shot forevery timethey say“Sharia Law”They tell youthat she’sbeing a bullyto a ,,, war.criminal.They expect youto take down their10-minute policyproposal becausethey got theirdegree at YaleTheymistake youfor RashidaTlaib’s officeThey give you azip code fromthe district butan address inGeorgetownThey call youabout aschedulingrequest and checkback again 20minutes laterThey tell youthey’re not aconstituent buta constituentof AMERICAThey call toshow support,then get upsetbecause youdidn’t soundgrateful enoughThey tell youthey’re Rep.Omar’s bestfriend but theirarea code isfrom FresnoA schedulercalls, and whenyou ask whatit’s about theysay…”theschedule”They say theyagree with youeven thoughthey’re “a middle-aged white manfrom SouthCarolina”They tell youthey need toemail you a linkthat’s going tosave the officeThey ask youfor biographicalinformation theycould haveeasily GoogledThey call youanti-Semitic,but can’tpronounceanti-Semitic

It is My Pleasure to Serve Minnesota's 5th Congressional District - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. They send you a scheduling request for a meeting TOMORROW
  2. They tell you they’re not racist because they have Muslim friends
  3. They try to make a burn about Somalia but think it’s in the Middle East
  4. They tell you a conspiracy theory that’s right down Ryan’s alley
  5. They ask you to repeat back their message
  6. They tell you they were a lifelong Democrat, but will now vote Republican because of a tweet
  7. You waste your “have a good day” because they already hung up on you
  8. They tell you not to bring religion into government because we are a Christian state
  9. They tell you that they’re a ~feminist~ but that the new women in Congress are too vocal
  10. They try to mansplain the Quran to you
  11. You mentally take a shot for every time they say “Sharia Law”
  12. They tell you that she’s being a bully to a ,,, war. criminal.
  13. They expect you to take down their 10-minute policy proposal because they got their degree at Yale
  14. They mistake you for Rashida Tlaib’s office
  15. They give you a zip code from the district but an address in Georgetown
  16. They call you about a scheduling request and check back again 20 minutes later
  17. They tell you they’re not a constituent but a constituent of AMERICA
  18. They call to show support, then get upset because you didn’t sound grateful enough
  19. They tell you they’re Rep. Omar’s best friend but their area code is from Fresno
  20. A scheduler calls, and when you ask what it’s about they say…”the schedule”
  21. They say they agree with you even though they’re “a middle-aged white man from South Carolina”
  22. They tell you they need to email you a link that’s going to save the office
  23. They ask you for biographical information they could have easily Googled
  24. They call you anti-Semitic, but can’t pronounce anti-Semitic