They tell you notto bring religioninto governmentbecause we are aChristian stateTheymistake youfor RashidaTlaib’s officeThey call toshow support,then get upsetbecause youdidn’t soundgrateful enoughThey send youa schedulingrequest for ameetingTOMORROWThey tell youthat she’sbeing a bullyto a ,,, war.criminal.They tell you thatthey’re a~feminist~ but thatthe new women inCongress are toovocalThey tell youthey’re Rep.Omar’s bestfriend but theirarea code isfrom FresnoThey expect youto take down their10-minute policyproposal becausethey got theirdegree at YaleThey try tomansplainthe Quranto youThey tell youthey need toemail you a linkthat’s going tosave the officeThey ask youfor biographicalinformation theycould haveeasily GoogledYou waste your“have a goodday” becausethey alreadyhung up on youThey tell youthey’re notracist becausethey haveMuslim friendsThey say theyagree with youeven thoughthey’re “a middle-aged white manfrom SouthCarolina”A schedulercalls, and whenyou ask whatit’s about theysay…”theschedule”They give you azip code fromthe district butan address inGeorgetownThey call youanti-Semitic,but can’tpronounceanti-SemiticThey tell you aconspiracytheory that’sright downRyan’s alleyThey call youabout aschedulingrequest and checkback again 20minutes laterThey ask youto repeatback theirmessageThey tell you theywere a lifelongDemocrat, but willnow voteRepublicanbecause of atweetThey tell youthey’re not aconstituent buta constituentof AMERICAThey try tomake a burnabout Somaliabut think it’s inthe Middle EastYou mentallytake a shot forevery timethey say“Sharia Law”They tell you notto bring religioninto governmentbecause we are aChristian stateTheymistake youfor RashidaTlaib’s officeThey call toshow support,then get upsetbecause youdidn’t soundgrateful enoughThey send youa schedulingrequest for ameetingTOMORROWThey tell youthat she’sbeing a bullyto a ,,, war.criminal.They tell you thatthey’re a~feminist~ but thatthe new women inCongress are toovocalThey tell youthey’re Rep.Omar’s bestfriend but theirarea code isfrom FresnoThey expect youto take down their10-minute policyproposal becausethey got theirdegree at YaleThey try tomansplainthe Quranto youThey tell youthey need toemail you a linkthat’s going tosave the officeThey ask youfor biographicalinformation theycould haveeasily GoogledYou waste your“have a goodday” becausethey alreadyhung up on youThey tell youthey’re notracist becausethey haveMuslim friendsThey say theyagree with youeven thoughthey’re “a middle-aged white manfrom SouthCarolina”A schedulercalls, and whenyou ask whatit’s about theysay…”theschedule”They give you azip code fromthe district butan address inGeorgetownThey call youanti-Semitic,but can’tpronounceanti-SemiticThey tell you aconspiracytheory that’sright downRyan’s alleyThey call youabout aschedulingrequest and checkback again 20minutes laterThey ask youto repeatback theirmessageThey tell you theywere a lifelongDemocrat, but willnow voteRepublicanbecause of atweetThey tell youthey’re not aconstituent buta constituentof AMERICAThey try tomake a burnabout Somaliabut think it’s inthe Middle EastYou mentallytake a shot forevery timethey say“Sharia Law”

It is My Pleasure to Serve Minnesota's 5th Congressional District - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. They tell you not to bring religion into government because we are a Christian state
  2. They mistake you for Rashida Tlaib’s office
  3. They call to show support, then get upset because you didn’t sound grateful enough
  4. They send you a scheduling request for a meeting TOMORROW
  5. They tell you that she’s being a bully to a ,,, war. criminal.
  6. They tell you that they’re a ~feminist~ but that the new women in Congress are too vocal
  7. They tell you they’re Rep. Omar’s best friend but their area code is from Fresno
  8. They expect you to take down their 10-minute policy proposal because they got their degree at Yale
  9. They try to mansplain the Quran to you
  10. They tell you they need to email you a link that’s going to save the office
  11. They ask you for biographical information they could have easily Googled
  12. You waste your “have a good day” because they already hung up on you
  13. They tell you they’re not racist because they have Muslim friends
  14. They say they agree with you even though they’re “a middle-aged white man from South Carolina”
  15. A scheduler calls, and when you ask what it’s about they say…”the schedule”
  16. They give you a zip code from the district but an address in Georgetown
  17. They call you anti-Semitic, but can’t pronounce anti-Semitic
  18. They tell you a conspiracy theory that’s right down Ryan’s alley
  19. They call you about a scheduling request and check back again 20 minutes later
  20. They ask you to repeat back their message
  21. They tell you they were a lifelong Democrat, but will now vote Republican because of a tweet
  22. They tell you they’re not a constituent but a constituent of AMERICA
  23. They try to make a burn about Somalia but think it’s in the Middle East
  24. You mentally take a shot for every time they say “Sharia Law”