They expect youto take down their10-minute policyproposal becausethey got theirdegree at YaleThey ask youfor biographicalinformation theycould haveeasily GoogledTheymistake youfor RashidaTlaib’s officeThey give you azip code fromthe district butan address inGeorgetownThey try tomake a burnabout Somaliabut think it’s inthe Middle EastThey call youabout aschedulingrequest and checkback again 20minutes laterThey tell you theywere a lifelongDemocrat, but willnow voteRepublicanbecause of atweetThey tell you notto bring religioninto governmentbecause we are aChristian stateA schedulercalls, and whenyou ask whatit’s about theysay…”theschedule”They tell you aconspiracytheory that’sright downRyan’s alleyYou waste your“have a goodday” becausethey alreadyhung up on youThey tell youthey need toemail you a linkthat’s going tosave the officeThey try tomansplainthe Quranto youThey tell youthey’re not aconstituent buta constituentof AMERICAThey ask youto repeatback theirmessageThey tell you thatthey’re a~feminist~ but thatthe new women inCongress are toovocalThey call toshow support,then get upsetbecause youdidn’t soundgrateful enoughThey tell youthey’re Rep.Omar’s bestfriend but theirarea code isfrom FresnoThey send youa schedulingrequest for ameetingTOMORROWThey say theyagree with youeven thoughthey’re “a middle-aged white manfrom SouthCarolina”They call youanti-Semitic,but can’tpronounceanti-SemiticThey tell youthey’re notracist becausethey haveMuslim friendsThey tell youthat she’sbeing a bullyto a ,,, war.criminal.You mentallytake a shot forevery timethey say“Sharia Law”They expect youto take down their10-minute policyproposal becausethey got theirdegree at YaleThey ask youfor biographicalinformation theycould haveeasily GoogledTheymistake youfor RashidaTlaib’s officeThey give you azip code fromthe district butan address inGeorgetownThey try tomake a burnabout Somaliabut think it’s inthe Middle EastThey call youabout aschedulingrequest and checkback again 20minutes laterThey tell you theywere a lifelongDemocrat, but willnow voteRepublicanbecause of atweetThey tell you notto bring religioninto governmentbecause we are aChristian stateA schedulercalls, and whenyou ask whatit’s about theysay…”theschedule”They tell you aconspiracytheory that’sright downRyan’s alleyYou waste your“have a goodday” becausethey alreadyhung up on youThey tell youthey need toemail you a linkthat’s going tosave the officeThey try tomansplainthe Quranto youThey tell youthey’re not aconstituent buta constituentof AMERICAThey ask youto repeatback theirmessageThey tell you thatthey’re a~feminist~ but thatthe new women inCongress are toovocalThey call toshow support,then get upsetbecause youdidn’t soundgrateful enoughThey tell youthey’re Rep.Omar’s bestfriend but theirarea code isfrom FresnoThey send youa schedulingrequest for ameetingTOMORROWThey say theyagree with youeven thoughthey’re “a middle-aged white manfrom SouthCarolina”They call youanti-Semitic,but can’tpronounceanti-SemiticThey tell youthey’re notracist becausethey haveMuslim friendsThey tell youthat she’sbeing a bullyto a ,,, war.criminal.You mentallytake a shot forevery timethey say“Sharia Law”

It is My Pleasure to Serve Minnesota's 5th Congressional District - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. They expect you to take down their 10-minute policy proposal because they got their degree at Yale
  2. They ask you for biographical information they could have easily Googled
  3. They mistake you for Rashida Tlaib’s office
  4. They give you a zip code from the district but an address in Georgetown
  5. They try to make a burn about Somalia but think it’s in the Middle East
  6. They call you about a scheduling request and check back again 20 minutes later
  7. They tell you they were a lifelong Democrat, but will now vote Republican because of a tweet
  8. They tell you not to bring religion into government because we are a Christian state
  9. A scheduler calls, and when you ask what it’s about they say…”the schedule”
  10. They tell you a conspiracy theory that’s right down Ryan’s alley
  11. You waste your “have a good day” because they already hung up on you
  12. They tell you they need to email you a link that’s going to save the office
  13. They try to mansplain the Quran to you
  14. They tell you they’re not a constituent but a constituent of AMERICA
  15. They ask you to repeat back their message
  16. They tell you that they’re a ~feminist~ but that the new women in Congress are too vocal
  17. They call to show support, then get upset because you didn’t sound grateful enough
  18. They tell you they’re Rep. Omar’s best friend but their area code is from Fresno
  19. They send you a scheduling request for a meeting TOMORROW
  20. They say they agree with you even though they’re “a middle-aged white man from South Carolina”
  21. They call you anti-Semitic, but can’t pronounce anti-Semitic
  22. They tell you they’re not racist because they have Muslim friends
  23. They tell you that she’s being a bully to a ,,, war. criminal.
  24. You mentally take a shot for every time they say “Sharia Law”