You mentallytake a shot forevery timethey say“Sharia Law”They try tomake a burnabout Somaliabut think it’s inthe Middle EastThey tell youthey’re notracist becausethey haveMuslim friendsThey call youabout aschedulingrequest and checkback again 20minutes laterYou waste your“have a goodday” becausethey alreadyhung up on youThey send youa schedulingrequest for ameetingTOMORROWThey tell youthey’re Rep.Omar’s bestfriend but theirarea code isfrom FresnoThey tell youthey need toemail you a linkthat’s going tosave the officeThey expect youto take down their10-minute policyproposal becausethey got theirdegree at YaleThey tell youthey’re not aconstituent buta constituentof AMERICAThey call youanti-Semitic,but can’tpronounceanti-SemiticThey ask youfor biographicalinformation theycould haveeasily GoogledThey give you azip code fromthe district butan address inGeorgetownThey ask youto repeatback theirmessageTheymistake youfor RashidaTlaib’s officeThey tell you notto bring religioninto governmentbecause we are aChristian stateThey tell youthat she’sbeing a bullyto a ,,, war.criminal.They tell you thatthey’re a~feminist~ but thatthe new women inCongress are toovocalThey tell you theywere a lifelongDemocrat, but willnow voteRepublicanbecause of atweetA schedulercalls, and whenyou ask whatit’s about theysay…”theschedule”They tell you aconspiracytheory that’sright downRyan’s alleyThey call toshow support,then get upsetbecause youdidn’t soundgrateful enoughThey try tomansplainthe Quranto youThey say theyagree with youeven thoughthey’re “a middle-aged white manfrom SouthCarolina”You mentallytake a shot forevery timethey say“Sharia Law”They try tomake a burnabout Somaliabut think it’s inthe Middle EastThey tell youthey’re notracist becausethey haveMuslim friendsThey call youabout aschedulingrequest and checkback again 20minutes laterYou waste your“have a goodday” becausethey alreadyhung up on youThey send youa schedulingrequest for ameetingTOMORROWThey tell youthey’re Rep.Omar’s bestfriend but theirarea code isfrom FresnoThey tell youthey need toemail you a linkthat’s going tosave the officeThey expect youto take down their10-minute policyproposal becausethey got theirdegree at YaleThey tell youthey’re not aconstituent buta constituentof AMERICAThey call youanti-Semitic,but can’tpronounceanti-SemiticThey ask youfor biographicalinformation theycould haveeasily GoogledThey give you azip code fromthe district butan address inGeorgetownThey ask youto repeatback theirmessageTheymistake youfor RashidaTlaib’s officeThey tell you notto bring religioninto governmentbecause we are aChristian stateThey tell youthat she’sbeing a bullyto a ,,, war.criminal.They tell you thatthey’re a~feminist~ but thatthe new women inCongress are toovocalThey tell you theywere a lifelongDemocrat, but willnow voteRepublicanbecause of atweetA schedulercalls, and whenyou ask whatit’s about theysay…”theschedule”They tell you aconspiracytheory that’sright downRyan’s alleyThey call toshow support,then get upsetbecause youdidn’t soundgrateful enoughThey try tomansplainthe Quranto youThey say theyagree with youeven thoughthey’re “a middle-aged white manfrom SouthCarolina”

It is My Pleasure to Serve Minnesota's 5th Congressional District - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You mentally take a shot for every time they say “Sharia Law”
  2. They try to make a burn about Somalia but think it’s in the Middle East
  3. They tell you they’re not racist because they have Muslim friends
  4. They call you about a scheduling request and check back again 20 minutes later
  5. You waste your “have a good day” because they already hung up on you
  6. They send you a scheduling request for a meeting TOMORROW
  7. They tell you they’re Rep. Omar’s best friend but their area code is from Fresno
  8. They tell you they need to email you a link that’s going to save the office
  9. They expect you to take down their 10-minute policy proposal because they got their degree at Yale
  10. They tell you they’re not a constituent but a constituent of AMERICA
  11. They call you anti-Semitic, but can’t pronounce anti-Semitic
  12. They ask you for biographical information they could have easily Googled
  13. They give you a zip code from the district but an address in Georgetown
  14. They ask you to repeat back their message
  15. They mistake you for Rashida Tlaib’s office
  16. They tell you not to bring religion into government because we are a Christian state
  17. They tell you that she’s being a bully to a ,,, war. criminal.
  18. They tell you that they’re a ~feminist~ but that the new women in Congress are too vocal
  19. They tell you they were a lifelong Democrat, but will now vote Republican because of a tweet
  20. A scheduler calls, and when you ask what it’s about they say…”the schedule”
  21. They tell you a conspiracy theory that’s right down Ryan’s alley
  22. They call to show support, then get upset because you didn’t sound grateful enough
  23. They try to mansplain the Quran to you
  24. They say they agree with you even though they’re “a middle-aged white man from South Carolina”