They tell youthey’re Rep.Omar’s bestfriend but theirarea code isfrom FresnoThey tell you aconspiracytheory that’sright downRyan’s alleyThey tell you thatthey’re a~feminist~ but thatthe new women inCongress are toovocalThey give you azip code fromthe district butan address inGeorgetownThey call youabout aschedulingrequest and checkback again 20minutes laterThey tell youthey’re notracist becausethey haveMuslim friendsThey tell youthey’re not aconstituent buta constituentof AMERICAThey say theyagree with youeven thoughthey’re “a middle-aged white manfrom SouthCarolina”They tell youthey need toemail you a linkthat’s going tosave the officeThey tell you theywere a lifelongDemocrat, but willnow voteRepublicanbecause of atweetTheymistake youfor RashidaTlaib’s officeThey expect youto take down their10-minute policyproposal becausethey got theirdegree at YaleA schedulercalls, and whenyou ask whatit’s about theysay…”theschedule”They ask youto repeatback theirmessageThey try tomake a burnabout Somaliabut think it’s inthe Middle EastThey tell you notto bring religioninto governmentbecause we are aChristian stateThey ask youfor biographicalinformation theycould haveeasily GoogledThey try tomansplainthe Quranto youThey call toshow support,then get upsetbecause youdidn’t soundgrateful enoughThey tell youthat she’sbeing a bullyto a ,,, war.criminal.You mentallytake a shot forevery timethey say“Sharia Law”They send youa schedulingrequest for ameetingTOMORROWThey call youanti-Semitic,but can’tpronounceanti-SemiticYou waste your“have a goodday” becausethey alreadyhung up on youThey tell youthey’re Rep.Omar’s bestfriend but theirarea code isfrom FresnoThey tell you aconspiracytheory that’sright downRyan’s alleyThey tell you thatthey’re a~feminist~ but thatthe new women inCongress are toovocalThey give you azip code fromthe district butan address inGeorgetownThey call youabout aschedulingrequest and checkback again 20minutes laterThey tell youthey’re notracist becausethey haveMuslim friendsThey tell youthey’re not aconstituent buta constituentof AMERICAThey say theyagree with youeven thoughthey’re “a middle-aged white manfrom SouthCarolina”They tell youthey need toemail you a linkthat’s going tosave the officeThey tell you theywere a lifelongDemocrat, but willnow voteRepublicanbecause of atweetTheymistake youfor RashidaTlaib’s officeThey expect youto take down their10-minute policyproposal becausethey got theirdegree at YaleA schedulercalls, and whenyou ask whatit’s about theysay…”theschedule”They ask youto repeatback theirmessageThey try tomake a burnabout Somaliabut think it’s inthe Middle EastThey tell you notto bring religioninto governmentbecause we are aChristian stateThey ask youfor biographicalinformation theycould haveeasily GoogledThey try tomansplainthe Quranto youThey call toshow support,then get upsetbecause youdidn’t soundgrateful enoughThey tell youthat she’sbeing a bullyto a ,,, war.criminal.You mentallytake a shot forevery timethey say“Sharia Law”They send youa schedulingrequest for ameetingTOMORROWThey call youanti-Semitic,but can’tpronounceanti-SemiticYou waste your“have a goodday” becausethey alreadyhung up on you

It is My Pleasure to Serve Minnesota's 5th Congressional District - Call List

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  1. They tell you they’re Rep. Omar’s best friend but their area code is from Fresno
  2. They tell you a conspiracy theory that’s right down Ryan’s alley
  3. They tell you that they’re a ~feminist~ but that the new women in Congress are too vocal
  4. They give you a zip code from the district but an address in Georgetown
  5. They call you about a scheduling request and check back again 20 minutes later
  6. They tell you they’re not racist because they have Muslim friends
  7. They tell you they’re not a constituent but a constituent of AMERICA
  8. They say they agree with you even though they’re “a middle-aged white man from South Carolina”
  9. They tell you they need to email you a link that’s going to save the office
  10. They tell you they were a lifelong Democrat, but will now vote Republican because of a tweet
  11. They mistake you for Rashida Tlaib’s office
  12. They expect you to take down their 10-minute policy proposal because they got their degree at Yale
  13. A scheduler calls, and when you ask what it’s about they say…”the schedule”
  14. They ask you to repeat back their message
  15. They try to make a burn about Somalia but think it’s in the Middle East
  16. They tell you not to bring religion into government because we are a Christian state
  17. They ask you for biographical information they could have easily Googled
  18. They try to mansplain the Quran to you
  19. They call to show support, then get upset because you didn’t sound grateful enough
  20. They tell you that she’s being a bully to a ,,, war. criminal.
  21. You mentally take a shot for every time they say “Sharia Law”
  22. They send you a scheduling request for a meeting TOMORROW
  23. They call you anti-Semitic, but can’t pronounce anti-Semitic
  24. You waste your “have a good day” because they already hung up on you