They ask youto repeatback theirmessageYou waste your“have a goodday” becausethey alreadyhung up on youThey say theyagree with youeven thoughthey’re “a middle-aged white manfrom SouthCarolina”They call toshow support,then get upsetbecause youdidn’t soundgrateful enoughThey try tomake a burnabout Somaliabut think it’s inthe Middle EastThey call youabout aschedulingrequest and checkback again 20minutes laterThey tell youthey’re Rep.Omar’s bestfriend but theirarea code isfrom FresnoThey tell youthat she’sbeing a bullyto a ,,, war.criminal.A schedulercalls, and whenyou ask whatit’s about theysay…”theschedule”You mentallytake a shot forevery timethey say“Sharia Law”They tell youthey’re notracist becausethey haveMuslim friendsThey tell you aconspiracytheory that’sright downRyan’s alleyThey call youanti-Semitic,but can’tpronounceanti-SemiticThey give you azip code fromthe district butan address inGeorgetownThey try tomansplainthe Quranto youTheymistake youfor RashidaTlaib’s officeThey tell youthey need toemail you a linkthat’s going tosave the officeThey tell you notto bring religioninto governmentbecause we are aChristian stateThey expect youto take down their10-minute policyproposal becausethey got theirdegree at YaleThey tell youthey’re not aconstituent buta constituentof AMERICAThey tell you theywere a lifelongDemocrat, but willnow voteRepublicanbecause of atweetThey ask youfor biographicalinformation theycould haveeasily GoogledThey tell you thatthey’re a~feminist~ but thatthe new women inCongress are toovocalThey send youa schedulingrequest for ameetingTOMORROWThey ask youto repeatback theirmessageYou waste your“have a goodday” becausethey alreadyhung up on youThey say theyagree with youeven thoughthey’re “a middle-aged white manfrom SouthCarolina”They call toshow support,then get upsetbecause youdidn’t soundgrateful enoughThey try tomake a burnabout Somaliabut think it’s inthe Middle EastThey call youabout aschedulingrequest and checkback again 20minutes laterThey tell youthey’re Rep.Omar’s bestfriend but theirarea code isfrom FresnoThey tell youthat she’sbeing a bullyto a ,,, war.criminal.A schedulercalls, and whenyou ask whatit’s about theysay…”theschedule”You mentallytake a shot forevery timethey say“Sharia Law”They tell youthey’re notracist becausethey haveMuslim friendsThey tell you aconspiracytheory that’sright downRyan’s alleyThey call youanti-Semitic,but can’tpronounceanti-SemiticThey give you azip code fromthe district butan address inGeorgetownThey try tomansplainthe Quranto youTheymistake youfor RashidaTlaib’s officeThey tell youthey need toemail you a linkthat’s going tosave the officeThey tell you notto bring religioninto governmentbecause we are aChristian stateThey expect youto take down their10-minute policyproposal becausethey got theirdegree at YaleThey tell youthey’re not aconstituent buta constituentof AMERICAThey tell you theywere a lifelongDemocrat, but willnow voteRepublicanbecause of atweetThey ask youfor biographicalinformation theycould haveeasily GoogledThey tell you thatthey’re a~feminist~ but thatthe new women inCongress are toovocalThey send youa schedulingrequest for ameetingTOMORROW

It is My Pleasure to Serve Minnesota's 5th Congressional District - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. They ask you to repeat back their message
  2. You waste your “have a good day” because they already hung up on you
  3. They say they agree with you even though they’re “a middle-aged white man from South Carolina”
  4. They call to show support, then get upset because you didn’t sound grateful enough
  5. They try to make a burn about Somalia but think it’s in the Middle East
  6. They call you about a scheduling request and check back again 20 minutes later
  7. They tell you they’re Rep. Omar’s best friend but their area code is from Fresno
  8. They tell you that she’s being a bully to a ,,, war. criminal.
  9. A scheduler calls, and when you ask what it’s about they say…”the schedule”
  10. You mentally take a shot for every time they say “Sharia Law”
  11. They tell you they’re not racist because they have Muslim friends
  12. They tell you a conspiracy theory that’s right down Ryan’s alley
  13. They call you anti-Semitic, but can’t pronounce anti-Semitic
  14. They give you a zip code from the district but an address in Georgetown
  15. They try to mansplain the Quran to you
  16. They mistake you for Rashida Tlaib’s office
  17. They tell you they need to email you a link that’s going to save the office
  18. They tell you not to bring religion into government because we are a Christian state
  19. They expect you to take down their 10-minute policy proposal because they got their degree at Yale
  20. They tell you they’re not a constituent but a constituent of AMERICA
  21. They tell you they were a lifelong Democrat, but will now vote Republican because of a tweet
  22. They ask you for biographical information they could have easily Googled
  23. They tell you that they’re a ~feminist~ but that the new women in Congress are too vocal
  24. They send you a scheduling request for a meeting TOMORROW