They tell you theywere a lifelongDemocrat, but willnow voteRepublicanbecause of atweetThey tell you thatthey’re a~feminist~ but thatthe new women inCongress are toovocalTheymistake youfor RashidaTlaib’s officeThey send youa schedulingrequest for ameetingTOMORROWThey try tomansplainthe Quranto youThey try tomake a burnabout Somaliabut think it’s inthe Middle EastThey say theyagree with youeven thoughthey’re “a middle-aged white manfrom SouthCarolina”They expect youto take down their10-minute policyproposal becausethey got theirdegree at YaleThey tell youthey need toemail you a linkthat’s going tosave the officeThey tell youthey’re not aconstituent buta constituentof AMERICAA schedulercalls, and whenyou ask whatit’s about theysay…”theschedule”They tell youthat she’sbeing a bullyto a ,,, war.criminal.They tell youthey’re Rep.Omar’s bestfriend but theirarea code isfrom FresnoThey give you azip code fromthe district butan address inGeorgetownThey call youanti-Semitic,but can’tpronounceanti-SemiticThey call youabout aschedulingrequest and checkback again 20minutes laterThey tell youthey’re notracist becausethey haveMuslim friendsThey ask youfor biographicalinformation theycould haveeasily GoogledThey call toshow support,then get upsetbecause youdidn’t soundgrateful enoughThey ask youto repeatback theirmessageThey tell you notto bring religioninto governmentbecause we are aChristian stateYou waste your“have a goodday” becausethey alreadyhung up on youThey tell you aconspiracytheory that’sright downRyan’s alleyYou mentallytake a shot forevery timethey say“Sharia Law”They tell you theywere a lifelongDemocrat, but willnow voteRepublicanbecause of atweetThey tell you thatthey’re a~feminist~ but thatthe new women inCongress are toovocalTheymistake youfor RashidaTlaib’s officeThey send youa schedulingrequest for ameetingTOMORROWThey try tomansplainthe Quranto youThey try tomake a burnabout Somaliabut think it’s inthe Middle EastThey say theyagree with youeven thoughthey’re “a middle-aged white manfrom SouthCarolina”They expect youto take down their10-minute policyproposal becausethey got theirdegree at YaleThey tell youthey need toemail you a linkthat’s going tosave the officeThey tell youthey’re not aconstituent buta constituentof AMERICAA schedulercalls, and whenyou ask whatit’s about theysay…”theschedule”They tell youthat she’sbeing a bullyto a ,,, war.criminal.They tell youthey’re Rep.Omar’s bestfriend but theirarea code isfrom FresnoThey give you azip code fromthe district butan address inGeorgetownThey call youanti-Semitic,but can’tpronounceanti-SemiticThey call youabout aschedulingrequest and checkback again 20minutes laterThey tell youthey’re notracist becausethey haveMuslim friendsThey ask youfor biographicalinformation theycould haveeasily GoogledThey call toshow support,then get upsetbecause youdidn’t soundgrateful enoughThey ask youto repeatback theirmessageThey tell you notto bring religioninto governmentbecause we are aChristian stateYou waste your“have a goodday” becausethey alreadyhung up on youThey tell you aconspiracytheory that’sright downRyan’s alleyYou mentallytake a shot forevery timethey say“Sharia Law”

It is My Pleasure to Serve Minnesota's 5th Congressional District - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. They tell you they were a lifelong Democrat, but will now vote Republican because of a tweet
  2. They tell you that they’re a ~feminist~ but that the new women in Congress are too vocal
  3. They mistake you for Rashida Tlaib’s office
  4. They send you a scheduling request for a meeting TOMORROW
  5. They try to mansplain the Quran to you
  6. They try to make a burn about Somalia but think it’s in the Middle East
  7. They say they agree with you even though they’re “a middle-aged white man from South Carolina”
  8. They expect you to take down their 10-minute policy proposal because they got their degree at Yale
  9. They tell you they need to email you a link that’s going to save the office
  10. They tell you they’re not a constituent but a constituent of AMERICA
  11. A scheduler calls, and when you ask what it’s about they say…”the schedule”
  12. They tell you that she’s being a bully to a ,,, war. criminal.
  13. They tell you they’re Rep. Omar’s best friend but their area code is from Fresno
  14. They give you a zip code from the district but an address in Georgetown
  15. They call you anti-Semitic, but can’t pronounce anti-Semitic
  16. They call you about a scheduling request and check back again 20 minutes later
  17. They tell you they’re not racist because they have Muslim friends
  18. They ask you for biographical information they could have easily Googled
  19. They call to show support, then get upset because you didn’t sound grateful enough
  20. They ask you to repeat back their message
  21. They tell you not to bring religion into government because we are a Christian state
  22. You waste your “have a good day” because they already hung up on you
  23. They tell you a conspiracy theory that’s right down Ryan’s alley
  24. You mentally take a shot for every time they say “Sharia Law”