They tell youthey’re not aconstituent buta constituentof AMERICAYou mentallytake a shot forevery timethey say“Sharia Law”They give you azip code fromthe district butan address inGeorgetownThey say theyagree with youeven thoughthey’re “a middle-aged white manfrom SouthCarolina”They call toshow support,then get upsetbecause youdidn’t soundgrateful enoughThey tell youthey’re notracist becausethey haveMuslim friendsThey expect youto take down their10-minute policyproposal becausethey got theirdegree at YaleThey call youanti-Semitic,but can’tpronounceanti-SemiticThey tell you theywere a lifelongDemocrat, but willnow voteRepublicanbecause of atweetThey tell youthey need toemail you a linkthat’s going tosave the officeThey tell youthey’re Rep.Omar’s bestfriend but theirarea code isfrom FresnoThey try tomake a burnabout Somaliabut think it’s inthe Middle EastThey ask youto repeatback theirmessageThey ask youfor biographicalinformation theycould haveeasily GoogledTheymistake youfor RashidaTlaib’s officeThey send youa schedulingrequest for ameetingTOMORROWThey try tomansplainthe Quranto youA schedulercalls, and whenyou ask whatit’s about theysay…”theschedule”They tell you thatthey’re a~feminist~ but thatthe new women inCongress are toovocalThey tell you notto bring religioninto governmentbecause we are aChristian stateYou waste your“have a goodday” becausethey alreadyhung up on youThey tell you aconspiracytheory that’sright downRyan’s alleyThey tell youthat she’sbeing a bullyto a ,,, war.criminal.They call youabout aschedulingrequest and checkback again 20minutes laterThey tell youthey’re not aconstituent buta constituentof AMERICAYou mentallytake a shot forevery timethey say“Sharia Law”They give you azip code fromthe district butan address inGeorgetownThey say theyagree with youeven thoughthey’re “a middle-aged white manfrom SouthCarolina”They call toshow support,then get upsetbecause youdidn’t soundgrateful enoughThey tell youthey’re notracist becausethey haveMuslim friendsThey expect youto take down their10-minute policyproposal becausethey got theirdegree at YaleThey call youanti-Semitic,but can’tpronounceanti-SemiticThey tell you theywere a lifelongDemocrat, but willnow voteRepublicanbecause of atweetThey tell youthey need toemail you a linkthat’s going tosave the officeThey tell youthey’re Rep.Omar’s bestfriend but theirarea code isfrom FresnoThey try tomake a burnabout Somaliabut think it’s inthe Middle EastThey ask youto repeatback theirmessageThey ask youfor biographicalinformation theycould haveeasily GoogledTheymistake youfor RashidaTlaib’s officeThey send youa schedulingrequest for ameetingTOMORROWThey try tomansplainthe Quranto youA schedulercalls, and whenyou ask whatit’s about theysay…”theschedule”They tell you thatthey’re a~feminist~ but thatthe new women inCongress are toovocalThey tell you notto bring religioninto governmentbecause we are aChristian stateYou waste your“have a goodday” becausethey alreadyhung up on youThey tell you aconspiracytheory that’sright downRyan’s alleyThey tell youthat she’sbeing a bullyto a ,,, war.criminal.They call youabout aschedulingrequest and checkback again 20minutes later

It is My Pleasure to Serve Minnesota's 5th Congressional District - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. They tell you they’re not a constituent but a constituent of AMERICA
  2. You mentally take a shot for every time they say “Sharia Law”
  3. They give you a zip code from the district but an address in Georgetown
  4. They say they agree with you even though they’re “a middle-aged white man from South Carolina”
  5. They call to show support, then get upset because you didn’t sound grateful enough
  6. They tell you they’re not racist because they have Muslim friends
  7. They expect you to take down their 10-minute policy proposal because they got their degree at Yale
  8. They call you anti-Semitic, but can’t pronounce anti-Semitic
  9. They tell you they were a lifelong Democrat, but will now vote Republican because of a tweet
  10. They tell you they need to email you a link that’s going to save the office
  11. They tell you they’re Rep. Omar’s best friend but their area code is from Fresno
  12. They try to make a burn about Somalia but think it’s in the Middle East
  13. They ask you to repeat back their message
  14. They ask you for biographical information they could have easily Googled
  15. They mistake you for Rashida Tlaib’s office
  16. They send you a scheduling request for a meeting TOMORROW
  17. They try to mansplain the Quran to you
  18. A scheduler calls, and when you ask what it’s about they say…”the schedule”
  19. They tell you that they’re a ~feminist~ but that the new women in Congress are too vocal
  20. They tell you not to bring religion into government because we are a Christian state
  21. You waste your “have a good day” because they already hung up on you
  22. They tell you a conspiracy theory that’s right down Ryan’s alley
  23. They tell you that she’s being a bully to a ,,, war. criminal.
  24. They call you about a scheduling request and check back again 20 minutes later