They try tomansplainthe Quranto youThey tell youthey’re Rep.Omar’s bestfriend but theirarea code isfrom FresnoThey ask youto repeatback theirmessageThey ask youfor biographicalinformation theycould haveeasily GoogledThey expect youto take down their10-minute policyproposal becausethey got theirdegree at YaleThey say theyagree with youeven thoughthey’re “a middle-aged white manfrom SouthCarolina”They tell you thatthey’re a~feminist~ but thatthe new women inCongress are toovocalThey call toshow support,then get upsetbecause youdidn’t soundgrateful enoughThey tell you notto bring religioninto governmentbecause we are aChristian stateThey call youabout aschedulingrequest and checkback again 20minutes laterThey call youanti-Semitic,but can’tpronounceanti-SemiticThey tell youthey’re notracist becausethey haveMuslim friendsThey try tomake a burnabout Somaliabut think it’s inthe Middle EastA schedulercalls, and whenyou ask whatit’s about theysay…”theschedule”You mentallytake a shot forevery timethey say“Sharia Law”They tell you aconspiracytheory that’sright downRyan’s alleyThey tell you theywere a lifelongDemocrat, but willnow voteRepublicanbecause of atweetThey tell youthey need toemail you a linkthat’s going tosave the officeThey give you azip code fromthe district butan address inGeorgetownThey tell youthat she’sbeing a bullyto a ,,, war.criminal.They send youa schedulingrequest for ameetingTOMORROWTheymistake youfor RashidaTlaib’s officeThey tell youthey’re not aconstituent buta constituentof AMERICAYou waste your“have a goodday” becausethey alreadyhung up on youThey try tomansplainthe Quranto youThey tell youthey’re Rep.Omar’s bestfriend but theirarea code isfrom FresnoThey ask youto repeatback theirmessageThey ask youfor biographicalinformation theycould haveeasily GoogledThey expect youto take down their10-minute policyproposal becausethey got theirdegree at YaleThey say theyagree with youeven thoughthey’re “a middle-aged white manfrom SouthCarolina”They tell you thatthey’re a~feminist~ but thatthe new women inCongress are toovocalThey call toshow support,then get upsetbecause youdidn’t soundgrateful enoughThey tell you notto bring religioninto governmentbecause we are aChristian stateThey call youabout aschedulingrequest and checkback again 20minutes laterThey call youanti-Semitic,but can’tpronounceanti-SemiticThey tell youthey’re notracist becausethey haveMuslim friendsThey try tomake a burnabout Somaliabut think it’s inthe Middle EastA schedulercalls, and whenyou ask whatit’s about theysay…”theschedule”You mentallytake a shot forevery timethey say“Sharia Law”They tell you aconspiracytheory that’sright downRyan’s alleyThey tell you theywere a lifelongDemocrat, but willnow voteRepublicanbecause of atweetThey tell youthey need toemail you a linkthat’s going tosave the officeThey give you azip code fromthe district butan address inGeorgetownThey tell youthat she’sbeing a bullyto a ,,, war.criminal.They send youa schedulingrequest for ameetingTOMORROWTheymistake youfor RashidaTlaib’s officeThey tell youthey’re not aconstituent buta constituentof AMERICAYou waste your“have a goodday” becausethey alreadyhung up on you

It is My Pleasure to Serve Minnesota's 5th Congressional District - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. They try to mansplain the Quran to you
  2. They tell you they’re Rep. Omar’s best friend but their area code is from Fresno
  3. They ask you to repeat back their message
  4. They ask you for biographical information they could have easily Googled
  5. They expect you to take down their 10-minute policy proposal because they got their degree at Yale
  6. They say they agree with you even though they’re “a middle-aged white man from South Carolina”
  7. They tell you that they’re a ~feminist~ but that the new women in Congress are too vocal
  8. They call to show support, then get upset because you didn’t sound grateful enough
  9. They tell you not to bring religion into government because we are a Christian state
  10. They call you about a scheduling request and check back again 20 minutes later
  11. They call you anti-Semitic, but can’t pronounce anti-Semitic
  12. They tell you they’re not racist because they have Muslim friends
  13. They try to make a burn about Somalia but think it’s in the Middle East
  14. A scheduler calls, and when you ask what it’s about they say…”the schedule”
  15. You mentally take a shot for every time they say “Sharia Law”
  16. They tell you a conspiracy theory that’s right down Ryan’s alley
  17. They tell you they were a lifelong Democrat, but will now vote Republican because of a tweet
  18. They tell you they need to email you a link that’s going to save the office
  19. They give you a zip code from the district but an address in Georgetown
  20. They tell you that she’s being a bully to a ,,, war. criminal.
  21. They send you a scheduling request for a meeting TOMORROW
  22. They mistake you for Rashida Tlaib’s office
  23. They tell you they’re not a constituent but a constituent of AMERICA
  24. You waste your “have a good day” because they already hung up on you