They call youabout aschedulingrequest and checkback again 20minutes laterThey tell you notto bring religioninto governmentbecause we are aChristian stateThey give you azip code fromthe district butan address inGeorgetownThey tell youthey’re not aconstituent buta constituentof AMERICAThey send youa schedulingrequest for ameetingTOMORROWThey tell youthat she’sbeing a bullyto a ,,, war.criminal.They ask youfor biographicalinformation theycould haveeasily GoogledA schedulercalls, and whenyou ask whatit’s about theysay…”theschedule”They try tomansplainthe Quranto youThey tell you theywere a lifelongDemocrat, but willnow voteRepublicanbecause of atweetThey call youanti-Semitic,but can’tpronounceanti-SemiticThey say theyagree with youeven thoughthey’re “a middle-aged white manfrom SouthCarolina”They tell you thatthey’re a~feminist~ but thatthe new women inCongress are toovocalYou waste your“have a goodday” becausethey alreadyhung up on youTheymistake youfor RashidaTlaib’s officeThey tell youthey’re notracist becausethey haveMuslim friendsThey tell you aconspiracytheory that’sright downRyan’s alleyThey tell youthey’re Rep.Omar’s bestfriend but theirarea code isfrom FresnoThey call toshow support,then get upsetbecause youdidn’t soundgrateful enoughThey ask youto repeatback theirmessageThey try tomake a burnabout Somaliabut think it’s inthe Middle EastYou mentallytake a shot forevery timethey say“Sharia Law”They expect youto take down their10-minute policyproposal becausethey got theirdegree at YaleThey tell youthey need toemail you a linkthat’s going tosave the officeThey call youabout aschedulingrequest and checkback again 20minutes laterThey tell you notto bring religioninto governmentbecause we are aChristian stateThey give you azip code fromthe district butan address inGeorgetownThey tell youthey’re not aconstituent buta constituentof AMERICAThey send youa schedulingrequest for ameetingTOMORROWThey tell youthat she’sbeing a bullyto a ,,, war.criminal.They ask youfor biographicalinformation theycould haveeasily GoogledA schedulercalls, and whenyou ask whatit’s about theysay…”theschedule”They try tomansplainthe Quranto youThey tell you theywere a lifelongDemocrat, but willnow voteRepublicanbecause of atweetThey call youanti-Semitic,but can’tpronounceanti-SemiticThey say theyagree with youeven thoughthey’re “a middle-aged white manfrom SouthCarolina”They tell you thatthey’re a~feminist~ but thatthe new women inCongress are toovocalYou waste your“have a goodday” becausethey alreadyhung up on youTheymistake youfor RashidaTlaib’s officeThey tell youthey’re notracist becausethey haveMuslim friendsThey tell you aconspiracytheory that’sright downRyan’s alleyThey tell youthey’re Rep.Omar’s bestfriend but theirarea code isfrom FresnoThey call toshow support,then get upsetbecause youdidn’t soundgrateful enoughThey ask youto repeatback theirmessageThey try tomake a burnabout Somaliabut think it’s inthe Middle EastYou mentallytake a shot forevery timethey say“Sharia Law”They expect youto take down their10-minute policyproposal becausethey got theirdegree at YaleThey tell youthey need toemail you a linkthat’s going tosave the office

It is My Pleasure to Serve Minnesota's 5th Congressional District - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. They call you about a scheduling request and check back again 20 minutes later
  2. They tell you not to bring religion into government because we are a Christian state
  3. They give you a zip code from the district but an address in Georgetown
  4. They tell you they’re not a constituent but a constituent of AMERICA
  5. They send you a scheduling request for a meeting TOMORROW
  6. They tell you that she’s being a bully to a ,,, war. criminal.
  7. They ask you for biographical information they could have easily Googled
  8. A scheduler calls, and when you ask what it’s about they say…”the schedule”
  9. They try to mansplain the Quran to you
  10. They tell you they were a lifelong Democrat, but will now vote Republican because of a tweet
  11. They call you anti-Semitic, but can’t pronounce anti-Semitic
  12. They say they agree with you even though they’re “a middle-aged white man from South Carolina”
  13. They tell you that they’re a ~feminist~ but that the new women in Congress are too vocal
  14. You waste your “have a good day” because they already hung up on you
  15. They mistake you for Rashida Tlaib’s office
  16. They tell you they’re not racist because they have Muslim friends
  17. They tell you a conspiracy theory that’s right down Ryan’s alley
  18. They tell you they’re Rep. Omar’s best friend but their area code is from Fresno
  19. They call to show support, then get upset because you didn’t sound grateful enough
  20. They ask you to repeat back their message
  21. They try to make a burn about Somalia but think it’s in the Middle East
  22. You mentally take a shot for every time they say “Sharia Law”
  23. They expect you to take down their 10-minute policy proposal because they got their degree at Yale
  24. They tell you they need to email you a link that’s going to save the office