They tell youthat she’sbeing a bullyto a ,,, war.criminal.They tell youthey’re notracist becausethey haveMuslim friendsThey tell youthey’re not aconstituent buta constituentof AMERICAThey tell you thatthey’re a~feminist~ but thatthe new women inCongress are toovocalThey expect youto take down their10-minute policyproposal becausethey got theirdegree at YaleYou mentallytake a shot forevery timethey say“Sharia Law”They call youanti-Semitic,but can’tpronounceanti-SemiticYou waste your“have a goodday” becausethey alreadyhung up on youThey send youa schedulingrequest for ameetingTOMORROWTheymistake youfor RashidaTlaib’s officeThey give you azip code fromthe district butan address inGeorgetownThey tell you notto bring religioninto governmentbecause we are aChristian stateThey call toshow support,then get upsetbecause youdidn’t soundgrateful enoughThey tell youthey’re Rep.Omar’s bestfriend but theirarea code isfrom FresnoThey call youabout aschedulingrequest and checkback again 20minutes laterThey tell you aconspiracytheory that’sright downRyan’s alleyThey ask youto repeatback theirmessageThey try tomansplainthe Quranto youA schedulercalls, and whenyou ask whatit’s about theysay…”theschedule”They tell you theywere a lifelongDemocrat, but willnow voteRepublicanbecause of atweetThey say theyagree with youeven thoughthey’re “a middle-aged white manfrom SouthCarolina”They tell youthey need toemail you a linkthat’s going tosave the officeThey try tomake a burnabout Somaliabut think it’s inthe Middle EastThey ask youfor biographicalinformation theycould haveeasily GoogledThey tell youthat she’sbeing a bullyto a ,,, war.criminal.They tell youthey’re notracist becausethey haveMuslim friendsThey tell youthey’re not aconstituent buta constituentof AMERICAThey tell you thatthey’re a~feminist~ but thatthe new women inCongress are toovocalThey expect youto take down their10-minute policyproposal becausethey got theirdegree at YaleYou mentallytake a shot forevery timethey say“Sharia Law”They call youanti-Semitic,but can’tpronounceanti-SemiticYou waste your“have a goodday” becausethey alreadyhung up on youThey send youa schedulingrequest for ameetingTOMORROWTheymistake youfor RashidaTlaib’s officeThey give you azip code fromthe district butan address inGeorgetownThey tell you notto bring religioninto governmentbecause we are aChristian stateThey call toshow support,then get upsetbecause youdidn’t soundgrateful enoughThey tell youthey’re Rep.Omar’s bestfriend but theirarea code isfrom FresnoThey call youabout aschedulingrequest and checkback again 20minutes laterThey tell you aconspiracytheory that’sright downRyan’s alleyThey ask youto repeatback theirmessageThey try tomansplainthe Quranto youA schedulercalls, and whenyou ask whatit’s about theysay…”theschedule”They tell you theywere a lifelongDemocrat, but willnow voteRepublicanbecause of atweetThey say theyagree with youeven thoughthey’re “a middle-aged white manfrom SouthCarolina”They tell youthey need toemail you a linkthat’s going tosave the officeThey try tomake a burnabout Somaliabut think it’s inthe Middle EastThey ask youfor biographicalinformation theycould haveeasily Googled

It is My Pleasure to Serve Minnesota's 5th Congressional District - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. They tell you that she’s being a bully to a ,,, war. criminal.
  2. They tell you they’re not racist because they have Muslim friends
  3. They tell you they’re not a constituent but a constituent of AMERICA
  4. They tell you that they’re a ~feminist~ but that the new women in Congress are too vocal
  5. They expect you to take down their 10-minute policy proposal because they got their degree at Yale
  6. You mentally take a shot for every time they say “Sharia Law”
  7. They call you anti-Semitic, but can’t pronounce anti-Semitic
  8. You waste your “have a good day” because they already hung up on you
  9. They send you a scheduling request for a meeting TOMORROW
  10. They mistake you for Rashida Tlaib’s office
  11. They give you a zip code from the district but an address in Georgetown
  12. They tell you not to bring religion into government because we are a Christian state
  13. They call to show support, then get upset because you didn’t sound grateful enough
  14. They tell you they’re Rep. Omar’s best friend but their area code is from Fresno
  15. They call you about a scheduling request and check back again 20 minutes later
  16. They tell you a conspiracy theory that’s right down Ryan’s alley
  17. They ask you to repeat back their message
  18. They try to mansplain the Quran to you
  19. A scheduler calls, and when you ask what it’s about they say…”the schedule”
  20. They tell you they were a lifelong Democrat, but will now vote Republican because of a tweet
  21. They say they agree with you even though they’re “a middle-aged white man from South Carolina”
  22. They tell you they need to email you a link that’s going to save the office
  23. They try to make a burn about Somalia but think it’s in the Middle East
  24. They ask you for biographical information they could have easily Googled