SIFFRAFF 2019

This bingo card has 90 words: I am a 4th degree Black Belt in TaeKwonDo, I've been here 30 years., i played in my high school kazoo corps, I was in the Fencing Junior Olympics in high school., I have an ex-boyfriend who went to prison for stabbing a woman to death and dumping her body behind a fast food restaurant., Had a close encounter with a grizzly bear once, I am president of Harry Potter Club at UW, My favorite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle is Raphael (because he is the best fighter), Is totally obsessed with Art Nouveau and Art Deco, I've lived at the Grand Canyon where I hiked rim-to-rim, At 18 left home with $200.0, I once went cliff-diving in the Carpathians., I have studied in 4 countries, I used to homebrew beer and got to brew a full batch of one of my recipes at Anacortes Brewery., My full name is Patrick Edward Burke V (the 5th), my great-grandfather (the 2nd), forged Bellevue in 1882., I was a traveling sales rep for Dr. Groovy's Copper Head Massager., My cousins are also my step-brothers..yes im from Idaho, I spent a number of years as a Can Can Dancer, I love downhill skiing, When I was 9-years old, I lived in Texas and had a pony named Baby. I used to walk Baby through the Burger King drive-thru to order french fries and milkshakes with my best friend, Summer Rushing, who was riding her horse alongside me. Her horse's, I became an uncle at age 7, I was named after Amelia Earhart, my Grandmother's childhood idol., I LOVE wrestling. Monday night RAW on a Tuesday 4 lyfe!, I like pizza and bowling, but separately., I own the Oregon state record for watermelon seed. 34 feet seven inches set at the Oregon State Fair in Salem., I went to the Canadian subarctic to observe polar bears, When I eat an apple, I eat the middle first all the way around, then the bottom, then the top., I was once forced to walk for over 2 hours by the Pope., I was once Jeff Goldblum's assistant., I lived in Copenhagen for 3 months., I have a minor in Astrophysics, I collect old SLR lenses from around the world, but I never brandish them as creepily as Jimmy Stewart in Rear Window., I love lemon yogurt, I'm a former professional can-can dancer, I have a Forrest Gump tattoo, Co-creator of Opsicorn, I have set foot in 31 countries, I worked at an axe throwing range for a year and can kick an axe into a target., I’m the same height as the 4th Jonas Brother., I worked for a Boston terrier rescue for 7 years!, I was a commercial fisherperson and know how to mend and hang cork/lead line on a gillnet boat., By the time I was in eighth grade, I had attended eight schools., I met Meredith from The Office?, Have two English Bulldogs, I'm 1/4 Japanese!, I once was escorted by two officers on horseback, while I escorted a reach fork carrying a massive generator, through a full campground, at a Phish concert., I am a foster mom for rescued doggies, and love finding the perfect "forever home" for each one!, In my free time I paint abstract acrylic paintings., I have a cat I walk outside on a harness., My favorite film is Ridley Scott’s ALIEN which had its World Premiere at SIFF in 1979, I used to work on an organic farm, My entry into the nonprofit world was by becoming a radio DJ. My first gig was at an online-only, community-based radio station called UtahFM., I still sleep with my baby blanket, I used to play the harp., I grew up in a medieval re-enactment group, A nurse at the hospital misspelled the first name on my birth certificate, and it's been that like ever since., I once got four tattoos at the same time., I won 2nd place in my age category/11 yo playing accordion at a national contest., I turned Duff Mckagan away from a music event., I’m a member of a dragon boat racing team., During the press day for John Waters’ A DIRTY SHAME (2004) press day, I kind of angrily accused Johnny Knoxville of abandoning JACKASS., I love Monty Python and The Holy Grail., I am paranoid about swimming in the ocean, I'm a twin !, never flew over an ocean, I love snowmobiling, I can sleep anywhere: plane, train and automobile, After meeting someone on Craigslist I moved to Mexico for six months., I've never been to Vegas, I watched Fellini’s Roma in an outdoor cinema in the warm Rome evening with the flood lighted Coliseum as backdrop to the screen. An amazing cinema experience ... in 1973., I restored my classic car, I'm a professional gardener with arachnophobia, My parents were technically related before they were married. My father's brother was married to my Mother's aunt!, I showed a dog at Westminster., On one festival trip last year, I was escorted to my hotel room by a police officer who pulled out his gun in the elevator — just in a friendly showing-off-your-gun way, but also in a freaky loaded-gun-in-an-elevator way…, Has performed at Carnegie Hall., Recently got a screw put into my wrist, Major League Baseball player and steroid user Rafael Palmeiro stepped on my foot when I was 10 and I still hold a grudge against him., I spent a month sailing in the Gulf of Mexico last year, I was a multiple grand champion in poultry fit and show., I'm a dual citizen with Switzerland and the US, Julia Childs called me a beautiful baby, My first concert was The Monkees, I broke my pinky in six grade playing kickball and my pinky is still decently lumpy to this day., I attended an ICP concert with Kait Mckinnon, I was a Veterinary ER Triage Technician for almost a decade, My athletic history runs from Ice Hockey to beginner contortion, As a kid I recorded the voice you hear when you press one of the informational buttons at the Pacific Science Center's animatronic dinosaur exhibit., I was in Marching Band for 8 years (Color Guard Section) and The word "factoid" gives me the heebeejeebees.

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